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Chapter 855: The Charming Moment of Human Spaceflight (Part 2)

Although it sounds a bit absurd, in fact, the job of space traffic police is not at all as easy as imagined.

It is true that the area of ​​the solar system is very large, but the space around the earth is limited. When countries used to launch various space equipment, because the launch times were different and the quantities were relatively small, there was basically no crash unless it was intentional.

However, since the solar system development and construction plan was led by Stark, with the determination to let all mankind's technology advance together, Stark has announced a lot of space transportation system technology to various countries.

His purpose is good, he wants to trigger a technological competition, let each country show its strengths, develop more specialized technologies based on his technology, and expand the branch further.

Originally, he imagined that all countries must be holding it in for as long as they can. When they couldn't hold it in anymore, they added the new spacecraft to the original sequence, adjusted the numbers backwards, and falsely claimed that it was the original spacecraft.

Transformed.

He is right to think so. After all, all countries are like this in the field of weapons. Even some relatively high-profile countries like to show off new things as soon as they come out, but they must be hiding their secrets.

But maybe the cosmic era is coming, and all countries have been marked with ***, or maybe the Iron Curtain is coming again, and everyone is so nervous that they are mentally disturbed. After all countries point out transportation technology, they start to act as if they don’t need money.

Launch various transportation devices into space.

They don't know where to transport these things, what they are used for, or how to take them back when the time comes. Anyway, they can just throw them up.

However, countries can only launch from their own territory, and national land cannot escape, and the earth cannot rotate due to its rotation. The launch orbit is fixed. Therefore, launching spacecraft has become a game of Zuma, which is toad spitting the ball.

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At the beginning, the competition was about the speed of the launch of each country. Later, they had to compete to see who had the better eyesight and could find the gap so that the toad's ball could pass through the gap just in time to avoid colliding with others.

No matter how large the space around the earth is, it cannot withstand so many countries desperately launching spacecraft upwards.

Countries with higher technological capabilities are fine, but in some countries, people are so addicted to food that they insist on throwing things even though they can't throw them very far. As a result, car crashes occur frequently near the ground.

Reed, who was researching the near-Earth project, squatted on the near-Earth space station, just like watching a traffic show. There were a series of car crashes in the accident-prone place, and the vibrations were heard every day. Reed was so annoyed that he had no choice but to return to Earth to do research.

When Polaris came here, the situation was not bad. Stark did not anticipate this situation in advance, but sometimes, the transport spaceships he sent out were often damaged for no reason, so he wanted to find a traffic policeman to clear the traffic.

Unexpectedly, his move was very prescient, because in the next few days, the solar system has never been so lively in his life.

The long history of mankind is filled with magnificent records in countless classics. I couldn't sleep at night, so I turned over the pages of the book and looked carefully. There were three big words written all over it - "throw stones"!

Stark went to the United Nations for a meeting, but he didn't know what he said wrongly, which caused all countries to misunderstand. Their spacecraft was thrown even more vigorously. Not only did they have to throw it, they also wanted to throw it farther than anyone else.

, the throwing posture is beautiful, the arc of the throw is beautiful...

Later, Stark investigated and discovered that it turned out that the production of molten steel increased, the price of vibranium fell, the price of ordinary metals fell even more, and the manufacturing cost of chemical fuel aircraft became lower.

Big countries were able to throw it away, but after it became cheaper, they threw more. Small countries couldn't throw it away, but Stark sent technology and they were able to throw it away, so they followed suit.

But this was a hardship for Polaris, who had just taken up the job as a traffic police officer. She was the only one in the vast universe, working alone as a traffic police officer, guiding thousands of cars without traffic safety awareness.

After dredging and dredging, she also discovered that the characteristics of each country were clearly reflected in these spacecrafts.

The transport vehicle made in the United States went on a rampage and stepped on the accelerator to death. Even if the king of heaven is here today, he can't stop me from rushing into the universe. From the shape to the power, there is no place that does not say "get out of the way".

, let me illuminate the universe first!”.

Russia's luck

The transmitter probably also incorporated some scientific archaeological research results, and inherited the Soviet style. More is better, bigger is beautiful, ten sections are better than one, should be built as much as possible, should be thrown away, if it is broken, it will be fine.

It explodes on the spot, knocking over everyone.

China's transporters are pretty average and look like the most normal ones, but the things inside the transporters are the most outrageous. What Polaris fears most is opening their blind boxes, because you never know whether the contents are dirt or something more.

The more soil, the more chemical fertilizer, or the more smelly chemical fertilizer.

There is nothing to say about the aircraft in Europe, but the aircraft in some Nordic countries have a perfunctory problem. Polaris seriously suspects that they are using these things to defraud funds.

The entire aircraft is very clean and smooth, with no balance and stabilization device, no tail fins, no joints, and no superfluous designs. When I first saw Polaris, I thought the Earth had laid eggs.

Africa's spacecraft is very unique. You can say it is high-tech. It must have some thatch stuffed in the joints and leaves printed on the outer shell to create a purely natural style. You can say it is not high-tech. It is

It can even send a lion wearing a spacesuit into space.

And when it was delivered, the lion was still very active. With the jetpack attached to the spacesuit, Polaris couldn't catch up with it by physical movement. In the end, it was caught by magnetism.

Of course, among all the aircraft, India's was the most outrageous. Polaris fell into deep contemplation as he looked at the Shiva statue in front of him, which was made up of various strange iron plates.

She didn't know who this statue was for. She only knew that the rivets on this thing were of inconsistent specifications. Even if this thing could return home smoothly, could they really make a second one?

While it was an eye-opener, Polaris was also really tired. These spacecrafts collided with each other in various postures. Polaris had no prophetic ability or spider sense, so it was impossible to stop them before they collided.

, you can only clean up the garbage after the collision.

There are several types of collision situations. The first type is a collision between a big country and a big country. This is the most troublesome for Polaris. The aircraft built by big countries are often very large and use a lot of them.

The American spacecraft of the space racer collided with the suicide spacecraft of its old enemy Russia. Polaris spent half an hour just looking for and picking up the debris.

It is easier to deal with the collision between the aircraft of a big country and a small country. You only need to pick up the fragments of the aircraft of the small country. But it is more troublesome. If the aircraft of a big country crashes and misses, it can fly but does not fly well. Many countries are reluctant to throw it away.

, Polaris still has to find a way to carry them back.

It’s also a headache for small countries’ aircraft to collide with each other. The small countries’ aircraft are so weird that even if you pick up the pieces, you can’t put them together completely. What’s more, some of the small countries have names that even Polaris has never heard of, so it’s impossible to tell them apart.

Who is who.

After three days of intense counseling without eating, drinking, or sleeping, Jiexing finally ran out of patience. She finally realized that her body is hers, and her work is other people's. If she can fish, she can fish, and there is no need to be so sincere.

Therefore, Polaris adhered to the principle of fooling around, and the blame was uncertain. The fragments were thrown into a ball and thrown far away, and the main frame formed a larger ball and was thrown farther away.

When I remembered, I went to the sun and burned them all. I just piled them there without remembering them. Anyway, no one could throw the spacecraft as far as she could, so it would not be so easy to hit them.

There was a collision between countries. Polaris said casually, not bothering to describe the situation to them. Some countries even received a message: "There was a collision, the car is gone, and the garbage disposal fee will be handed over to the United Nations."

In this way, she saves trouble. She can circle the earth once every day, ball up the messy things, throw them out like a bowling ball, take a look at the logo, and send a few messages.

However, the United Nations is in a fight. Today your car hit my car, and tomorrow they two hit each other, causing my car to hit each other...

It’s unclear who is responsible. In the end, it all depends on whose fist is bigger. If the fists of the country are the same, then it all depends on who has the bigger fist.

I don’t know if aerospace technology has progressed, but diplomats have average fighting skills.

It's a rapid progress.

And the scariest thing is that when everyone's average fighting skills are about the same, they have to find ways to come up with surprising moves.

The first one to appear is Wakanda, an African country whose country does not have enough fists and whose diplomats' fists are not big enough. Black Panther wears his armor and can block the killing gods. It is difficult for ordinary people to be his enemy.

He rushed to the podium from the chaos of diplomats, grabbed the microphone, and painfully recounted the history of the exploitation of the African people. No one could snatch the microphone away from him.

He set this precedent, and all countries were not polite. If there were superheroes, they would be superheroes, and if there were no superheroes, they would be mutants. The entire United Nations conference hall had been beaten to the point where no one could stand.

Later, they discovered that fighting alone would not give them an advantage, so they had to form an alliance, so each country began to reminisce.

Holding hands and recalling the sweet years, the United States raised its arms and vowed to rebuild the glory of NATO. All the countries in the Middle East united with a piece of cloth on their heads to let the world know the greatness of NATO's capabilities.

African countries did not show any weakness. Wakanda shouted "Wakanda Buddha loves me", shouting out the weather-beaten anger of the African people. As soon as Germany took out the swastika medal, it suddenly remembered that it also had the title of Holy Roman Empire.

When Stark came to the United Nations again, what he saw was the weather-beaten United Nations conference hall, a group of superheroes in strange costumes, and tense diplomats...

What echoes in my ears are the impassioned speeches of the United States, the eloquent speeches of Russia, and the sad lamentation of Wakanda...

Far away in the Andromeda Galaxy, Magneto was holding a blueprint and thinking about a plan to transform the island when he suddenly heard the phone ringing behind him.

He stood up, picked up the phone, and heard Stark's roar from the other side:

"Magneto!! Come back quickly!!! Your daughter is going to start World War III!!!!"


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