Chapter 133: Women only affect the speed of drawing the knife
The next day.
Ji Yi woke up early in the morning, picked up the sheets with black lines on his face and threw them into the washing tub. He washed the sheets clean and hung them out to dry.
Damn, I'm really screwed.
Off the beaten path.
Could it be that you were affected by the snake wine you drank yesterday?
A person who is almost 30 years old still has this situation happen to him.
Soon, he gathered his mind and stopped thinking about it.
Ji Yi was sitting alone in the yard, playing with a white desert army ant egg the size of an oval egg in his hand!
Lin Yi looked at the desert marching ant eggs and said in a gentle tone, "Little Tuantuan, come out quickly and be my mount."
The art of controlling insects is different from that of restraining spirits. The insects are equivalent to one's own pets. They need to be cultivated and cared for carefully. In a subtle way, the insects will naturally recognize their master.
In the past few days, when he had nothing to do, he would take out the eggs of the desert army ant queen and touch them to cultivate feelings.
To express it in professional terms, it is called prenatal education...
Seeing that it was round and round like a dumpling, Lin Yi randomly came up with a catchy name.
However, it is strange to say, can a desert army ant hatched from such a small egg really grow to the size of an adult bull?
What does this girl need to eat to grow so big?!
At this moment.
Fatty's shouts came from outside the door.
"Old Lin, I don't know what's going on, but Lao Hu and I seem to have suddenly become much stronger! Just hit a brick like this, and we just need to click..."
The fat man also prepared a brick in his hand, and then slapped it with his hand, and the brick broke into two pieces.
Lin Yi smiled slightly and said, "Do you really think the wine I gave you to drink last night was ordinary wine? That was the snake wine I carefully brewed! As long as you keep drinking it, your physical fitness will be greatly improved!"
Hearing what Ji Yi said, Lao Hu next to the fat man suddenly realized, "Tsk, Lao Lin, it turns out that you already knew that there would be such a change!"
The fat man's eyes gleamed and he asked excitedly, "If we drink it all in one go, can we also fly over walls and climb walls like you, just like for fun?"
Lin Yi rolled his eyes at him and said, "You can't drink too much of this stuff, so you can drink up to one pot a day. After your strength improves, you can increase the amount appropriately. However, if you want to fly over the walls, you still need... them..."
Ji Yi took out two pamphlets from his arms.
Seeing these two pamphlets, Lao Hu was surprised and asked, "Old Lin, what are these?"
Lin Yiyun replied calmly, "These are some of the experiences I have summed up. If you follow the above exercises and supplement them with the snake wine I prepared for you, it won't be long before you can fly over walls and walls."
The fat man joked with surprise on his face, "Old Lin, you said that Chinese people don't lie to fellow countrymen, and brothers don't lie to brothers. You can't fool me and Lao Hu!"
Lao Hu looked at the fat man with disdain and said, "Look at your little potential, Lao Lin said so, just keep it in your heart."
Fatty: "Hey hey hey."
After Lin Yi's step-by-step training, Lao Hu and Fatty have made great progress. In just a few days, they have initially mastered the Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu and the skills of stepping on the moon and leaving fragrance.
The restaurant is also open as usual. Whenever Da Jinya has something to do, he likes to come and sit with them.
When Lao Hu and Fatty had nothing to do, they pretended to be small businessmen and hawkers, setting up a stall in front of the hotel and collecting some knickknacks.
The Queen has also become inexplicably more honest during this period of time.
Because he had extra money on hand, the fat man finally bought the motorcycle he had longed for. At night, Lao Hu and the fat man drank snake wine and rode the motorcycle for a walk, not knowing what to do.
Yingzi played the role of a serious boss lady who wanted to take care of everything. If Lao Hu and Fatty did something wrong, she would mercilessly scold them.
It feels as if once she returned to the pre-liberation period and her abilities became stronger, Yingzi became that little pepper in the savage ditch again!
As for Ye Yixin, because there were more and more people in the hotel, she moved out of school and moved into Lin Yi's courtyard house.
Not to mention, the two girls have completely different personalities, but since Ye Yixin moved in, they have become like real sisters.
Ji Yi did whatever he felt comfortable with, raising little ants, flirting with Ye Zi and Yingzi, looking at the little beauties, and cultivating his sentiments.
The days went by like this, and no one mentioned going to the grave again!
Now that all my brothers are rich, who is still bothering with that stuff?
However, Lin Yi has always been thinking about going to the grave early.
After these days of living and enjoying life, Lin Yi seriously realized that women would only affect the speed of drawing his sword, and fighting in the grave was the right way to go!
after all……
No matter how fragrant the Sixi meatballs are, they will become boring if you eat them too much.
It's just that the system never reminded him to start the task, so he could only reluctantly continue to enjoy it.
This went on for a while.
At noon one day, there was little business in the store.
Ji Yi was sitting in front of Lao Hu's stall at the door, playing [Double Promotion] with Lao Hu, Fatty, and Da Jinya. Fatty lost the worst, with notes all over his face.
At this time, a man in his late thirties, with purple-red skin, who looked like he often did farm work in the sun. He was dressed in rustic clothes, carrying a broken leather bag, and spoke with a Loess Gaopo accent, and asked
, "Do you accept antiques?"
at the same time.
The system's voice sounded in Ji Yi's mind again.
"Ding, detect Li Chunlai's arrival and trigger the main mission: explore the Longling Cave. Do you accept it?"
System: "To inform the host, there is no plot to trigger the dungeon yet, so there is no tomb robbing dungeon mission yet!"
That's it.
At first, I thought that after the tomb robbing dungeon function was turned on, there would be dungeon missions.
Unexpectedly, like the main mission, it needs a plot to trigger it.
Tsk tsk.
This is interesting.
Tomorrow and accidents, I don’t know who will come first. Cherish the present and live every day well.
Now that the main mission has arrived, it’s natural to take over!
More importantly, the reward of the mission is exactly what he has dreamed of!
Two upgrade cards for Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu!
After completing the task, if you accumulate 3 Dragon Elephant Kung Fu upgrade cards, you can reach the pinnacle of Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu and possess the power of a heavenly dragon!
If an ordinary person has to practice for thousands of years, he only needs three upgrade cards.
Who can I talk to to reason with this?
Who allows himself to have a system?
Although Li Chunlai's appearance is unremarkable, Da Jinya is an expert, and he can tell what's going on at a glance.
Da Jinya glanced at Lin Yi and the others, indicating that they should stabilize the middle-aged man first.
Lao Hu stood up and walked towards Li Chunlai, and Lin Yi and the other three continued to pretend to play cards.
This is how this business works. You can't have too many people talking. Firstly, this is a rule, and secondly, you are afraid of scaring away customers. Generally, people who want to sell antiques are nervous, fearing that they will be spotted and robbed.
