"Xiao Xuan, please calm down. You don't know how long it's been since Dou Sprouts has this kind of character? You can't change it."
"If you can't change it, you will have to remember it! Yunfeng, don't tell me that you are against him. During this period, he has been against me again and again! He speaks in a weird way. What's the matter? I am the only woman in the team, and I am obviously easy to bully.
Bar?"
"Miss, who dares to bully you? I won't dare to bully you even if I am here! Dou Sprout is just joking. We have experienced so much and are so familiar that we are like family."
"Everything has a degree! The same goes for joking! We can't just make random jokes just because we are too familiar with each other! We are not children! We are adults Yunfeng! Adults need to think carefully before speaking and doing things!"
"He said I'm menopausal! I can tolerate even calling me a tigress! But I can't bear it when he says I'm deliberately showing off in front of my boss! That's the kind of people I hate the most!"
I nodded: "I understand, but having said that, Xiaoxuan, you have to admit that sometimes it is more beneficial for women to disguise themselves appropriately for the development of things. For example, pickle girl, do you remember her?"
"Of course, she is your good sister. It seems that you have a good impression of her."
I smiled and said, "It has nothing to do with impressions. I'm just giving you an example of her. She admired Tian Sanjiu at the time and wanted to get close to him and get to know him, so she exposed her softer side as a woman. This would easily attract men's attention.
In order to better achieve his goal, he failed because he did not understand Tian Sanjiu."
"An example is Sai Xishi, Xiaoxuan, you know, if I were a woman, I think I would definitely be more successful than a man, because I have realized it."
"What did you realize?"
I thought about it and said seriously: "Gentleness is like water, water moistens all things without struggle. Goodness is like water, water benefits all things without struggle. As long as you have enough water, let alone men, nothing in this world can stop you."
Xiaoxuan was amused by my success. She smiled and said: "You may be able to achieve the Sai Xishi you mentioned, but I can't do it. Not to mention everything in the world, I can't even moisten the rusty heart of the person in front of me."
I was speechless for a moment.
Seeing that I remained silent again, Xiaoxuan looked me up and down and said, "You can't be a woman well, and you can't be a man well either. Your current state is somewhere in between."
"Don't curse, be civilized."
"I don't dare to scold you. What I'm telling you is the truth. You're almost half a man and half a woman practicing that bad martial arts. You don't want to listen to me no matter how many times I tell you. If you practice for a few years, your kidneys may be damaged.
Already."
"What do you know? Dr. Fan looked at me before. My kidneys are fine. Dr. Fan said my kidneys are as strong as two active volcanoes! She's so angry. Hey, I don't know where she is now. How is she doing?
How about it."
Xiaoxuan suddenly brought her face closer, stared at me at close range and said: "Your sister Fan is traveling around the country and has no time to talk to you. I believe what you say, but a man cannot be good just by his kidneys. The kidneys are like the batteries of an electric drill. The photovoltaic cells
Okay, if you don’t have a drill, you can’t drill a hole.”
I applauded repeatedly: "Excellent, but I am not an electric drill, nor do I use batteries. I use oil. I am an impact drill."
Xiaoxuan looked at me with a sullen face for three seconds, then burst into laughter.
She laughed so much that she fell forward and backward. If her hands hadn't been holding on to the railing on the deck, she would have fallen to the ground laughing.
"No way...laughing...laughed to death!"
"Okay Yunfeng, for your sake I will forgive Dou Sprout! At the same time, I will also listen to your advice. Isn't it just as gentle as water? I'll give it a try."
I immediately turned around and sent a text message to Dou Sprout Zai.
Soon Dou Sprout came down. He was holding a cup of hot water in his hand and said carefully: "I'm sorry, Xiaoxuan. I'll apologize to you. Fengzi is right. I realized my mistake. I didn't say anything to make you angry."
, I promise I will never tease you again."
"It's okay, I'm not angry."
Xiaoxuan took the water glass with a smile and took a sip.
Dou Sprout showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Then what do you want from me so that you can forgive me? Apart from money, everything else is easy to forgive."
"Oh...I told you, you are really not angry. What do you want me to forgive you for?"
Dou Sprout shivered on the spot. He shrank his neck and looked at me for help. His eyes seemed to be saying to me: "Brother, please help me, please do it. I can't stand it any longer."
I looked back at Douyazai, meaning to tell him: "I can't help. Xiaoxuan is a new model, and my brother can't operate it."
Dou Sprout looked like he understood my eyes, and his face instantly turned ugly.
This is the tacit understanding between brothers, they know what each other wants to say with just one look.
At around ten o'clock in the morning that day, we arrived at the pier, packed our bags and got off the boat. The boat owner shook hands enthusiastically and said, "Did you really find the ancestral grave on that island?"
His head looked puzzled.
I quickly interjected: "Nowhere, no! We didn't expect to find it this time. We just came to help my grandfather find the memories of that year. If it hadn't been so foggy on the island last night that we were afraid of getting lost, we would have come back at midnight last night.
Already."
The leader has become a master of old age. He knew what was going on after a brief reaction, so he sighed and said: "Yes, I can't find it. It's good to come back and recall my old place."
The captain smiled and comforted his head and said: "Every year, people like you come from other provinces. No matter what, your roots are still here. If you want to come back to see me anytime, you are welcome at any time. My name is Lao Zhou. I will be here in the future."
If you want to charter a boat, you can contact me directly, the price is right, haha.”
He took the business card handed to him with his head and nodded.
At this time, the stupid ticket seller ran over and said to Xiaoxuan: "After you have finished your work, do you want to go back or continue to play in Qiandao Lake for two days?"
"What?" Xiaoxuan looked at her and said.
"No...it's nothing. Your name is Xiaoxuan, right? My name is Fang Xiaopan, as solid as a rock. If you want to play around in the past two days, you can find me. I'm a local and you know the road very well."
."
"By the way, my barrel of oil is worth a hundred yuan at most. I'll give you the extra money."
Xiaoxuan looked at the money he handed over and said with a smile: "I don't need it, handsome guy, just take it. What's your phone number?"
"My phone number is 158...."
Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, I took Xiaoxuan and left the pier quickly.
"What?"
"Xiaoxuan, didn't you realize that this man's mind is a little abnormal? He was still talking like that last night, and we almost got into a fight! But today his attitude changed completely. Normal people can't do this. He said
Maybe he has some ulterior motive!"
Xiaoxuan smiled and said: "Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, whatever comes to mind, I do. I think this kind of character is a bit cute. What did he just say his name is? Fang Xiaopan?"
I said: "You heard wrong, he called the steering wheel."
"Yunfeng, are you jealous?"
"I'm so jealous. He doesn't have the ability to make me jealous. Let's go quickly. Brother Yu is waiting."
"I can't walk. My legs hurt a little. You have to carry me."
"Damn it! Stop talking like that, just change back."
Xiaoxuan raised her eyebrows and said, "Didn't you say you wanted me to learn from the gentleness of Kimchi Girl?"
"Okay, okay, I'll carry you."
I bent down slightly, and Xiaoxuan immediately jumped up.
She hugged my neck tightly from behind.
I turned around and said, "It's true that men like women to be as gentle as water, but there is another very important prerequisite."
"Yeah, what's the premise?"
The boy selling tickets was standing on the boat looking at this. I pushed Xiaoxuan hard on her back and whispered with a smile: "The prerequisite is that the water can be controlled."