Chapter Four Hundred and Ninety-Three: The Old Trick Replayed
Lin Fang actually nodded.
"What about that?"
Sima Qian was about to get mad this time. He had never seen such a person without eyesight.
No, Lin Fang is not a human at all.
Don't you know how to find a step down?
Even Emperor Wu of Han's expression became serious. He could have watched it as a joke just now, but now you have been insulting the Han Dynasty openly, how could you still be calm?
But before he could speak, Lin Fang blurted out: "Of course I don't take it seriously, I just take it seriously."
Emperor Wu of Han was so nervous that he forced himself to swallow the words he said.
"Ahem!!"
He couldn't help but cough.
Lin Fang looked at him and smiled and said, "We monsters are different from humans. We are born to be raised and free, and we hate bondage the most, so the etiquette of your human race seems ridiculous to us."
"For example, now, many of the people present want to curse."
"But you won't do that."
“Because it’s impolite.”
"But we are different. We say whatever we want and do whatever we want."
Lin Fang paused and glanced at the officials present.
All the officials dodged their eyes.
"But this does not mean that we are ignorant, righteous, and shameful. We will be shy, angry, and have emotions. Parents raise their children and report them to their parents."
"Apart from different identities, there is no difference between us and you."
Lin Fang's voice became heavier.
The officials present looked even more strange.
They naturally heard what the Monkey King did along the way, and also heard what Lin Fang meant.
We are no different.
But you killed our compatriots and sold them in goods, and even developed a complete commercial chain, with some hunting, some processing, and some selling, for people to eat, drink and have fun.
Are you worthy of being courtesy, righteousness, integrity and shame to me here?
Sima Qian opened his mouth and said nothing.
He suddenly understood why Dongfang Shuo pretended to be asleep today.
At this moment, he also wanted to pretend to be asleep.
Brother Monkey glanced at the officials present and spat with disdain.
Emperor Wu of Han frowned slightly and changed the topic: "You two come from afar, do you want to waste your time on such verbal debate?"
"I have prepared a banquet for you two, please move."
Lin Fang waved his hand at this time and said, "No rush, let's talk about the main business first."
Emperor Wu of Han frowned even tighter.
"Just business?"
What kind of serious business can you do?
He had agreed directly about the matter of interception and preaching.
This time Lin Fang and the Monkey King came here, and it was just a nominal upper-level leaders who met, exchanged feelings, ate, drank, and bragged about each other.
There should be nothing serious about it.
At this time, Lin Fang suddenly showed a treacherous smile on his face.
"Your Majesty, are you short of money now?"
Can you not lack it?
Although Emperor Wu of Han had many achievements, these could not conceal the fact that he was in power and was in a state of war.
He attacked the Huns many times, forcing others to move.
This war is a lot of money.
It seems that the Han Dynasty is now strong and has a prosperous population, but Emperor Wu of Han really doesn't have much left in his hands. This is the wealth that his father left for him.
Emperor Wu of Han originally wanted to hold on.
But after thinking about it, I still admitted it frankly.
After all, this matter is not a secret in the court.
All the people in his court are talented. Even if they don’t know how much money there is in the treasury, they can guess it if they have a little calculation of military expenditure.
"Then do you want to make money?"
Emperor Wu of Han was stunned for a moment: "Are you planning to negotiate business for me?"
Lin Fangze shook his head and said, "I am not responsible for business, so we will discuss this later."
"What I'm talking about today is a fortune!!"
Emperor Wu of Han was even more confused.
Wind fortune?
Damn, you wouldn't want me to rob, right?
Hearing the word "门门门", Dongfang Shuo couldn't sleep anymore. He suddenly opened his eyes and shouted: "Your Majesty, no, we won't make this "门门"."
Emperor Wu of Han: "…"
"I haven't agreed yet."
Dongfang Shuo: "Oh... it's quite embarrassing. Why don't you agree now, Your Majesty?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "Get out!!"
Dongfang Shuo responded, then trotted out of the court, walked out of the palace, and went home to sleep.
He couldn't stay in this court for a moment.
All the officials present were stunned.
Damn it!!
Good operation!!
Then they looked at Emperor Wu of Han one after another.
How could Emperor Wu of Han not know what these people were thinking? He was angry and was about to shout out, but when he said that, he swallowed it back.
He kept saying "get out".
There are probably only three or two big cats and kittens left in the court.
The officials watched His Majesty swallow the words he said, and they could not help but feel a little disappointed on their faces.
Emperor Wu of Han was no longer angry.
However, his emotional regulation ability will not be overwhelming.
Soon, he returned to his peace.
"What you are talking about is..."
Lin Fang opened his mouth.
Just as he was about to speak, Sima Qian next to him yelled: "Your Majesty, you can't make any money, we won't make any money."
This time, Emperor Wu of Han didn't even explain, so he blurted out "get out".
So Sima Qian carried the hem of the skirt and ran out, sat on the palace gate with a carriage, and he went home to sleep.
He couldn't stay in this court for a moment.
Emperor Wu of Han: "..."
The remaining officials: "It's OK?"
Emperor Wu of Han took a deep breath, then took a deeper breath, and barely squeezed out a smile.
"you say."
The remaining officials said in unison: "Your Majesty!!"
"Shut up."
All officials: "Oh ~(worry)"
Why do they shout, you just get out; when we shout, you just shut up?
This is a double standard!!
Lin Fang's mouth was also thrusting.
He simply did not laugh, but breathed a few breaths and explained: "This Buddhist temple construction will collect a large amount of land, population, and wealth. If you destroy Buddhism, will you have money?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "Is this what you mean by fortune?"
Lin Fang nodded.
“Is there any problem?”
Emperor Wu of Han said disdainfully: "How much money can a group of poor monks who need help from the people?"
"Don't mess with me."
When Buddhism came to preach, he also studied Buddhism.
The final conclusion was that although the doctrine of Buddhism is different from Taoism, its business model is similar to Taoism, and it is built a temple and worshipped by others.
So he naturally brought it into Taoism.
As we all know, Taoism is built on a mountain where birds do not shit, and life is simple in daily life.
Even some ruthless masters simply stopped eating.
Not to mention money.
Money is something outside of the body, and it is worthless than cultivating immortals.