"You stupid kid, don't you know that you can't ask the girl's age?"
"I know this master. What I actually want to ask is what stage is her age in her clan?"
In fact, Chu He was also very curious. After all, Ling'er looked very petite and tender, not like an old man.
"You are asking this. Logically speaking, the ancient times we lived in were very long. Although we entered the mythological era later, it was just a flash in the pan for the ancient times. So you think it took a long time to be a monster for us.
For the tribe, it only takes more than a decade.”
"Based on the age of you humans, I should be sixteen years old now and am not yet adult."
Ling'er deliberately said that he had not yet grown up to Chu He. Then Chu He realized that Ling'er could see through human thoughts. She must have seen through Mo Dai's thoughts just now.
Then I learned that humans have an age limit for chasing girls, and those who are underage cannot do it.
But Chu He cannot accept this view.
"Sister Ling'er, don't learn human customs. As a descendant of Nuwa, you should take on the responsibility of the multiplication of people. And this is your mother's explanation. If I get the inheritance of your mother, I will naturally fulfill your mother's wish.
.”
"As your brother, this difficult and great person, I want to help you achieve it."
Chu He said seriously, but Ling'er could not see through his ideas and did not understand the specific meaning of the breeding people. However, from his bad eyes, it is not difficult to find that Chu He had absolutely no good idea.
"Hmph, I don't want to breed people with you. You already have two children!"
When Chu He heard this, he almost turned his back. Ling'er was worried about this?
It turned out that she regarded Mo Cang and the little monk as her children, and they were obviously their disciples. Maybe because there was no such title as disciple in ancient times, Ling'er privately regarded these as children!
"Uh, what, Sister Ling'er, have you misunderstood? These two brats are not my children, they are just my disciples, the kind of people who worship me as their teacher and want to learn skills with me.
.”
When Ling'er heard Chu He say this, she seemed to understand what the disciple meant, but she leaned over and stared at Mo Dun's face, and then stared at Chu He's face up and down and left and right.
"But you both look like you, both are very handsome. Are you really not his father?"
Chu He was speechless. To be honest, Mo Bian was indeed somewhat similar to his beauty, and even his temper and attitude were very similar.
In addition, after becoming a disciple of Chu He, this kid was even more and more imitating Chu He in all aspects, and he became more and more like him.
However, as a human being, you can still tell it carefully. However, as Ling'er, a descendant of Nuwa, she is naturally a little blind to humans, so she naturally cannot tell the difference between Chu He and Mo.
"Ling'er, don't talk nonsense. This child is not like my kind. I am so handsome. My child must be even more handsome. If you don't believe that we will give birth to one, you will know then!"
When Ling'er heard that she was going to have a baby, her face turned redder.
"No, handsome people are very fickle. I want cute, just like this little monk."
Ling'er suddenly pulled the little monk over and hugged him. The little monk was praised by his master's wife. His smiling face had already made a smile, but Mo Bu's face looked ugly. He was first disliked by his master and looked ugly, but his master's wife said that he was flirtatious.
, It's really hard for him!
"That's great. Look, I'm handsome and handsome, and you're beautiful and cute. Our children must be handsome and cute."
Chu He's child continued this topic, and Ling'er's face was already red and water was about to drip out of her.
Modang came to the master and said in a low voice.
"The master is almost the same. The master's wife is still a child. Don't you feel that you are luring a girl when you do this? It's shameful!"
Chu He's old face turned red, but he did not agree with Mo Qin's statement.
"What do you little brat know? This is called love and what is deception? It means to abandon it after getting it, and you will not be responsible. My feelings for Ling'er are different. I will protect her for the rest of my life. It's so great
Things, you actually said to be tricked."
"But she is only sixteen years old!"
"Sixteen years old, she is at least 160,000 years old. Since she is in love with humans, she has to be based on human customs. She has long been adultery! Do you understand!"
Modang nodded.
"Master, I don't understand what you said. You said that the teacher's wife is so much older than you, so it's not appropriate to call her sister!"
"What's wrong with it? Her physiological age is only sixteen. I'm over 20 years old. Isn't it good to call me sister?"
"No, Master, just now you said that you should calculate based on the age of human beings. She is not sixteen years old. You should call her Grandma Taizu! Master, you are so good, you don't even let Grandma Taizu go.
Pass!"
"You are talking, be careful that I will destroy my relatives for justice!"
Chu He was speechless at all because Mo Dun said, so he could only stubbornly deal with Mo Dun. Mo Dun had to hurry to go to the side and run to Ling'er for protection.
Ling'er's maternal love for humans is flooded, and the two children are Chu He's disciples, so she has long regarded them as their own children.
Faced with the scolding made by my father, my mother naturally has to play the role of protecting her.
"If you dare to destroy your relatives for justice, I will not pay attention to you in the future."
"Yes, Master's wife, let him kneel on the washboard!"
Ling'er was a little curious.
“What is a washboard!”
"It is a good thing that we human couples have invented in order to enhance their feelings. As long as the wife gives this thing to her husband, the husband will become obedient and obedient in the future. If he is disobedient in the future, you will continue to use it.
It can make your husband obey every time.”
Mo Dun is really a bad guy. He will ask Chu He to kneel down on the washboard in a few words. Moreover, this kid is hiding beside Ling'er now, and he can't even help him to teach a lesson.
"Is there really such a magic weapon?"
Ling'er was very curious, and Modun said licking his face.
"Master's wife, you don't know, there are more babies, what are you nostalgic? The remote control, but it should not be much harm to the master's level. I can give the master's wife an idea and pin it into a ball with steel.
The steel nails are coated with red lotus karma fire, and then let him kneel on it. As long as he is not careful, he will suffer the pain of burning his soul. At that time, he will be more obedient than anyone else!"
Ling'er didn't know what this meant at first, but when she heard Mo Bian say that she would use such a vicious thing to make Chu He kneel on it, she hurriedly shook her head.