"Uh-huh~" Xiaobai stretched out and murmured. He hadn't slept so comfortably for a long time. Moderate fatigue and coldness were simply hypnotic tools. There had been times when he was exhausted before, but at that time he could
There was no time for her to rest.
Xiaobai's fatigue was not due to this ice and snow, but mainly due to the fatigue he had when he was learning alchemy before. Learning is a very energy-consuming thing, and it is no easier than exercise.
"Ahhhhh!" Su Hong was startled, crawled backwards, and fell weakly to the ground.
Is it a fake corpse? Has the corpse transformed? Has it turned into a zombie so quickly?
"What's wrong with you?" Xiaobai tilted his head and asked in confusion, looking particularly well-behaved with his sleepy eyes.
"Uh...nothing."
Although the first reaction was that it was a fake corpse, after thinking about it carefully, it was more likely that he was not dead in the first place. In other words, Su Hong just misjudged.
Xiaobai looked down at himself, then looked up at Su Hong, and then the corners of his mouth raised, looking a little proud and a little teasing: "Tsk, tsk, tsk~"
Since he's not dead, it's okay. Su Hong shrank into the kotatsu again. Just as the tea's refreshing function had almost disappeared, and with his mind relaxed, Su Hong felt sleepy and could enjoy the decadent comfort.
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"Hehehe~" Xiaobai looked at it with a somewhat inexplicable smile and picked up the questionnaire on the table. Sure enough, Su Hong must have a psychological problem.
However, Su Hong didn't pay much attention and had already shrunk into a ball in the kotatsu. The perfect temperature made him almost fall into a dream.
Xiaobai still had that inexplicable smile on his face, poking at Su Hong's face and saying, "Hey~, are you running away from what you did?"
"I didn't do anything." Su Hong said vaguely, feeling tired and a little sleepy.
“Please be lenient if you confess~~~”
"Ah? I haven't done anything."
"You're still pretending, you're so stupid~" Xiaobai pouted and said, it would be bad if you dare to do it or not: "You have already untied my clothes, and you still say you didn't do anything."
"Uh..." This is true, but I only untied the outermost pajamas and sweater, leaving the T-shirt and underwear untouched.
"I don't blame you, but you have to admit what you have done. As long as you admit it, it doesn't matter if I pretend to sleep for a while." Xiaobai's voice was full of kindness, as if he was persuading someone who strayed.
The prodigal son who went astray turned back: "It's not that I can't understand that you want to do something when I'm defenseless, but I still hope you won't be so sneaky. After all, we are husband and wife, and it doesn't matter what you want to do."
"I really didn't do anything."
Xiaobai puffed up her cheeks and looked at Su Hong, who was stubborn. She didn't dare to do what she dared to do, but she didn't want to do anything to Su Hong.
"In that case, let's take a look at what happened before." Xiaobai said unhappily. She didn't mind what Su Hong did. Since it didn't trigger her passive reaction, it meant that she acquiesced in what Su Hong did.
It's a matter of fact, but what bothers her is that Su Hong did it but refused to admit it.
Magic power is scattered around, and Xiaobai only needs to reversely deduce the changes in magic power to display the past scenes, achieving an effect similar to peeking into the past. Although the magic power of the earth is thin, there is Xiaobai's magic power overflowing nearby.
, and the time is still short, so there is no problem.
"Don't!" Su Hong said quickly.
Xiaobai looked angry and cute: "Then tell me what you have done, and I won't read it."
"Forehead..."
If you can't say it, you can't say I thought you were dead, right?
"You won't tell me, right? Then come with me to see what you did."
Xiao Bai waved his hand, and an almost completely transparent cube appeared on the table. Then, in the middle of the cube, the kotatsu, Su Hong, Xiao Bai, and the floor appeared.
Then, in wordless silence, Xiaobai and Su Hong finished watching the video.
Xiaobai's unhappy mood gradually turned into confusion. He looked at the video and then at Su Hong. It was impossible for Su Hong to tamper with the video. Even though some details of her spell would be distorted, there should be basically no problem.
"Dadai, what are you doing?"
"Um..." Su Hong looked like he wanted to die, but he was really speechless. Although his expression looked like he wanted to die, in fact he didn't want to die at all, but if he was honest, he felt like he might die.
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"It seems that you have serious psychological problems."
"Really not..."
"Not to mention whether my questionnaire is scientific or not, your behavior just now is obviously a pathological behavior."
"That's normal, right?"
When lighting a fire in a confined space, it is normal to think of carbon monoxide poisoning. If there is no breathing or pulse, isn't it normal to think that the person is dead?
"Normal? The first reaction is probably to think that I am asleep, and then they secretly do some sexy things. How could the first reaction be to see if I am still breathing?"
Xiaobai is not a fool. Of course he knows that Su Hong is testing her breathing and pulse, and uses the same method to judge whether a human being is dead or alive to judge whether she is still alive. Not to mention that the method of judgment is reasonable. Ordinary people will think that it is okay to test the people around them.
Breathing? Isn’t the general reaction that the other person is asleep?
"..." Your thinking is not normal.
"Then why don't you dare to say what you did, which makes me happy and angry in vain." Xiaobai pouted and said, thinking that Su Hong had finally figured it out, although he might be a little psychopathic.
"I'm afraid you think I'm cursing you to death...and you might not believe it even if I say it."
If it were Su Hong, he wouldn't believe it himself. You unbuttoned someone else's clothes just to hear if there was a heartbeat. No earthling would believe it, let alone an alien. Then
I don’t believe it even more.
"Well..." Xiaobai thought for a moment, not that she wouldn't think that Su Hong was cursing her, but she definitely wouldn't believe it.
"By the way, are you really not breathing when you sleep? Where's your heartbeat? There's none either?"
"No."
Su Hong asked cautiously, feeling like he was on the verge of committing suicide: "You are not an undead, are you?"
"Have you ever seen an undead as cute as me?"
"I've seen it."
"where?"
"On TV." Su Hong replied honestly.
"If you believe in science, how can you take what you see on TV seriously?"
"..."
Compared with the TV series, Su Hong felt that the Xiaobai in front of him was more unscientific. After all, others raised their hands or spelled out spells, but Xiaobai's casting was completed suddenly.
"The average undead are pretty ugly, with pieces of their body rotten here and there. Only a very small number of undead can maintain the appearance of ordinary creatures. Of course, compared to the cute me, that's a world of difference.
"
"So why aren't you breathing?"
"Well... my defenses are relatively weak when I'm sleeping, so I need to be extra vigilant. Stopping breathing can prevent me from inhaling poisonous gas, stopping my heartbeat and other vital signs. If I use my spells to cover up my traces, I will be even less vulnerable to enemies.
Discover."
"Why do I think it's more dangerous to have your heart stop beating than to inhale poisonous gas?"
"Really? The beating of the heart is to supply oxygen to cells, and the purpose of supplying oxygen is also to supply energy. And I can rely on magic power to provide energy, including the purpose of beating the heart to drive blood and allow oxygen to flow to the whole body, so whether it is breathing
It doesn't matter to me whether it's still a heartbeat, whether it's stopping or beating."
"Is that so...I thought you were really dead."
"Eh... do you think you won't shed tears for me even after I die?" Xiaobai said teasingly, poking Su Hong's chest: "Do you have any conscience?"
"Forehead..."
Su Hong didn't even shed tears for himself when he was about to die, so how could he shed tears for others? If I had to say it, the time Su Hong sheds the most tears now is when he yawns.
"Hey, you don't shed tears when I die. Are you a human?"
"Then if I die, will you cry for me?"
"Won't."
Xiaobai answered very decisively without any hesitation.
"..."
Su Hong was speechless. If he doesn't shed tears, he won't shed tears. Do you have to answer so decisively? Can't you just hesitate? Do you have to be so ruthless?
"As long as I am alive, you will not die."
"Why does it make me look like...uh..." What does it look like? I couldn't think of a more appropriate metaphor at the moment.
"Anyway, please remember that the ultimate strength currently achievable within the scope of known science cannot injure me silently. If I really die, at least people within a hundred miles around will be buried with me.
"
"Then am I doomed too?"
Xiaobai pouted and asked, "Aren't you going to live and die with me?"
"Well... at least as long as I live, you can still live in my heart." Su Hong said shamelessly.
"Haha, I despise you~"
"It's a bad habit to be buried with someone when you die. It's feudalism." Su Hong said quietly, but he didn't think he could live alone. After all, if he were Xiaobai's enemy, he would definitely eradicate them and leave no one alive.
Kill everyone in the hometown. After all, Xiaobai is so strong, there must be many people with grudges.
"That's not up to you. It would be miserable if you were alive. They don't dare to take it out on me, and they don't dare to leave me alive to torture me. It's different with you. Maybe all the grievances will be thrown away.
If I take it out on you, it's hard to say what terrible things will happen."
"Um...what if you die of natural causes? Do I have to be buried with you?"
"Why do you think you can live longer than me?" Xiaobai asked curiously, why is Su Hong so confident in his lifespan?
"Don't cats only live 20 years?"
Xiaobai rolled his eyes speechlessly. He had the nerve to come up with this kind of data: "It is simply impossible to live a normal life and die in peace. After reaching a certain limit, you can achieve immortality. This limit does not count.
The difficulty, of course, is only to live forever in a natural state. In fact, due to various natural and man-made disasters, it is actually difficult to live for tens of thousands of years."
Of course, it’s not difficult, but it’s just for novices. For the vast majority of people in the world, more than 99.99999% of people can’t even see anyone who has achieved this step, let alone achieved it themselves.
"By the way, if I die one day, how are you going to bury me? You won't leave my body in the wilderness, right?"
"It doesn't matter, if you really can't reach that kind of strength, I will resurrect you as an undead when you die, but you will become smelly and stupid, and you will be with you forever and ever.
We are together and you can never escape from me. Even the end of the world can't stop us."
Xiaobai licked the corners of his mouth, showing a somewhat sick smile, and stroked Su Hong's cheek with his hand.
Will you let me go even if you are a ghost? I always feel that it is already a bit scary, but maybe it is not bad? But Su Hong doesn't like the word "forever". A person's life is just a fleeting moment, and even the thousands of years of human history, in
The long river of history is just a fleeting moment, so how can it be called eternity?
Rather than fear or expectation, Su Hong is now more curious about how long Xiaobai said forever, ten years? A hundred years? A thousand years? And when that time comes, what kind of expression will Xiaobai use to face him?