Chapter 20 There is only one monk left in the monk temple
Sleepiness in spring, fatigue in summer, weakness in autumn, not to mention winter, even animals will hibernate, so wanting to sleep is the instinct of all living things, especially during class, the first class in the morning is basically
A large row of people fell down.
As long as you make too much noise and disturb the class, the teacher will basically ignore it.
But what's rare is that Su Hong didn't sleep.
Zhu She was playing with his mobile phone while chatting with Su Hong: "You look like a kid who can't wake up all day long. Why don't you sleep in class today? You're not listening to the class, are you?"
"I'm sorry to be here."
Su Hong, who is a final-term rescue type, only attends class to answer the questions. As for the content of the class, he never cares about it. The university's classroom management is also relatively loose. Unless he really can't get up, Su Hong won't mind.
If you come here to take a class, after all, the teacher may have to give you some face at the end of the semester.
"Hey, Brother Hong will be so annoying that he can't sleep in class."
"Oh, do you understand the troubles of love? I'm afraid you, a single person, will never understand it in your life."
Putting aside the facts, Su Hong felt that they were in love now, but it was a fatal kind. However, it was Su Hong's habit to choke his roommates first.
"Love? Which anime? I'll watch it later."
"Three-dimensional."
"Inflatable or silicone? Male or female? Living or dead?" Zhu She was still playing with his phone carelessly, not realizing the seriousness of the matter at all.
"Alive, female."
"It's impossible. Our dormitory is a monk's temple. If you want to say that Zuo Pengcheng and Lou Jingguo are divorced, it doesn't matter. How can you be divorced? Apart from going to class every day, you stay in the dormitory and go home on weekends. Where do you get the opportunity?
Meet girls.”
Before Su Hong could speak, Zuo Pengcheng on the side patted Zhu She on the shoulder.
"Mr. Zhu, if what Brother Hong said is true, do you know what it means?"
"What does it mean?"
"You are the only monk in the whole dormitory, and you are the only monk in the temple who has not returned to secular life." Zuo Pengcheng said earnestly. "I am planning to make an official announcement on the QQ space in two days, and I am discussing what kind of copywriting should be posted."
"???" What's going on? Yesterday I was still a monk in the temple, but today I'm completely single.
"I just became single two days ago. Although Lou Jingguo is not single, I always see a girl with him when I play ball. I may not be single when, or maybe long ago.
Yes, he was embarrassed to say it."
Zhu She was stuck and couldn't speak for a while.
As a good student, Lou Jingguo must have sat in the front row, while the three bad guys like them were hiding in the back, out of sight and out of mind. It was a bit embarrassing to play with mobile phones and sleep under the teacher's nose, so
They choose to hide behind and play.
If Lou Jingguo hadn't been sitting here, Zhu She would definitely have asked him to find out. He cannot be the only one left on the proletarian front.
"Brother Cheng, it's okay. He's also single." Su Hong's mind became active. People who are serious about dating must know more about the relevant knowledge than he did. Then he turned to Zhu She and said, "Mr. Zhu, please give in. I and I
Brother Cheng communicates, in order to avoid accidentally hurting singles, please avoid it consciously."
"Your uncle!" Zhu She let out a weak roar. Who would be in class now? Otherwise, Su Hong would be tortured to see if he had used any illegal means to seize someone else's sister-in-law Liang.
However, in order to avoid being hurt, Zhu She changed places with Su Hong.
"Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng, let me ask you something for reference. How did you pursue your girlfriend?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Zuo Pengcheng glanced at Zhu She, then lowered his voice and said, "Aren't you trying to make yourself fat?"
"The situation is a bit complicated, I can't go into details."
"How complicated is it?"
"Let's summarize it, well..." Su Hong didn't feel comfortable speaking. Could it be said that it was someone else's fault?
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I worked as a licker for a year before I got my current girlfriend." Zuo Pengcheng didn't mind his licking experience at all. If he didn't lick him, he wouldn't talk about it. If he licked him, he would be considered a winner in life.
Already.
"Uh..." Su Hong was even more embarrassed to say now.
Seeing the proud look on his roommate's face, Su Hong always felt that telling the truth would make him lose his roommate. Su Hong had a good habit of catching one prick a day to prevent verbal quarrels with other scholars.
“Are you in a state where you feel good, but you don’t know how to pierce the last layer of paper?”
Su Hong felt that the situation was exactly the opposite. He felt very bad, but as soon as he came up, he pierced the last layer of paper. Others were attacking people first and then taking towers, but Xiaobai went directly to attack the base.
"Absolutely. How did you catch him in the end?"
Zuo Pengcheng put on a sad expression and was about to start boasting: "It was a dark and windy night..."
"If I wipe it, you won't be breaking the law, right?"
"What are you thinking? How is it possible? Do you understand what atmosphere is? No matter what you do, you must have a sense of atmosphere."
Atmosphere?
Su Hong touched his chin. Yes, it was indeed a good idea.
"The first thing is time, it must be at night. During the day, people are very rational and sober, but at night, due to the weakening of prefrontal lobe activity, people will become more sentimental and fragile, hoping for someone to accompany them.
The other party may agree to you on impulse."
"..." Su Hong's mouth twitched, "Isn't this called fraud?"
"What do you think I am doing by licking for a year? Isn't it just to slowly accumulate favorability? Even if it is an impulse purchase, no one will buy something that is completely unnecessary. This year's preparation is also to make her happy in the second year.
After Tian wakes up, she will not regret her choice. In addition to time, there are also locations, the number of people nearby, and the intensity of ambient light. All of them are important..."
Zuo Pengcheng talked about a lot of insights, detailed analysis of time, place and mentality, all in a smooth manner without any lag.
However, Su Hong always felt that this was a bit random, like a sales strategy for merchandise.
"The theoretical foundation is quite solid, so why are you talking about the first one now?"
"It's not because of my mother's strict control. There is no use for all my skills."
"What happens after the confession is successful? For example, what should I do if I make the other person angry?"
"Don't be impatient. Let's talk about it after the confession is successful."
Su Hong shook his head. He didn't want to pierce Zuo Pengcheng's heart, but Zuo Pengcheng used his own thoughts to prick his heart: "Hey, it's not that I want to hurt you, but I really didn't confess, it was the girl who was hurting me.
Confessed."
"Then you're worried as hell!"
"So the situation is complicated. The other party is planning to get married, and if I don't agree, I might be killed."
"In what age are you still doing the underworld thing? Is the other party ugly? He looks so reluctant." Zuo Pengcheng didn't pay much attention, feeling that what Su Hong said was a bit too exaggerated.
"Hey, so the situation is complicated. Is there any way to make her think that I like her?"
"If you want to get married, will you give me a diamond ring?"
"without."
"Then just give me a diamond ring and a sweet message and that's enough."
Zuo Pengcheng's waist does not hurt when he talks while standing. The diamond ring is good and wonderful, but the problem is that it is expensive.
If you run out of money, you can ask your parents for it. Anyway, you don’t need to earn it yourself yet. But if your life is gone, even if your parents have another child, they won’t be able to come back, so your life is still important.
I turned on my phone and searched for diamond rings.
You wouldn’t know if you didn’t look it up. Su Hong looked at Baidu and found out that there are a lot of particularities in rings. Those with diamonds are called engagement rings, which are usually one and are given by the man to the woman. There are also those without diamonds, called wedding rings, for men and women.
One piece.
The price of masonry varies greatly depending on the color, cut, clarity and carat. The larger the carat, the larger the masonry itself, and the more expensive it will be. The cheapest one costs several thousand yuan.
The more expensive ones can reach tens of millions.
Of course, Su Hong couldn't afford tens of millions, and now the only thing he can afford is about 10,000 yuan.
But how much does a wedding ring cost to be considered sincere?
"You really look at it." Zuo Pengcheng mentioned it casually, but he didn't expect that Su Hong actually planned to buy a diamond ring.
"Let's take a look first and then talk."
"You're still looking. You should look outside the window first."
When I came in the morning, I saw that the sky was overcast and it looked like it was going to rain. The weather forecast had already said that it would rain. The previous text message from the Meteorological Bureau also reminded that after the red warning of heavy rain, it was expected to rain again in the next week.
There is rainfall.
However, as long as it doesn't rain when going out, Su Hong will never hold an umbrella.
As the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the students packed their things and prepared to leave.
But among the three of them, only Zhu She brought an umbrella.
"You two, don't even think about using my umbrella." Zhu She looked at Su Hong and Zuo Pengcheng with disdain. This was his last act of stubbornness. All these people with girlfriends should die under natural disasters.
"Hey, do you think I need it? I'm asking my girlfriend to pick me up."
Zuo Pengcheng looked disdainful, then picked up the phone and started calling her girlfriend. He put on a disgusting expression that made Su Hong's skin crawl. "Hey, baby, come and pick me up, okay? I haven't," he said.
I brought an umbrella and was trapped in the teaching building."
"Don't be like this, come pick me up, baby, baby."
Although I couldn't hear what Zuo Pengcheng's girlfriend said, it seemed like she was rejected anyway.
"Mr. Zhu, how about I introduce you to my girlfriend and best friend."
Zhu She had a look of gloating on his face, but he also felt a lot more comfortable: "Don't do this, I am a distinguished single nobleman, and it is not impossible to use an umbrella. Whoever calls me 'Dad' first, I will take him away."
"Dad!" Zuo Pengcheng shouted out immediately as a man who can stretch and bend.
Su Hong looked at this guy with disdain on his face. This guy yelled really fast: "Oh, he's worthless."
"Then how do you go back?"
It would take at least 20 minutes to walk back to the dormitory, and I would end up like a drowned rat anyway.
Su Hong had no idea how to go back, but no matter what, he couldn't let his mouth suffer.