A loud noise came from the window, and Su Hong was so frightened that he jumped up from the bed.
What are you doing? Decorating? Bombing?
Su Hong touched his phone and opened it, it was half past five!
When I opened the curtains, it was still dark outside the window. There was nothing but scattered lights, and no one chose the five o'clock setting for the decoration.
"There was a loud noise in the sky, and Xiaobai made a grand appearance!" A cute voice came from behind. Su Hong turned his head, and it was Xiaobai who was back.
"..."
Xiaobai wore clothes that she carefully selected. She wore loose white long sleeves diagonally on her body, revealing her white and delicate shoulders and uneven collarbones. She wore a black collar around her neck, and her pants were super short.
Wearing hot pants, a pair of long white legs can be seen at a glance. From Su Hong's overlooking perspective, there is even an illusion that he is only wearing a top, which makes Su Hong's little heart a little bit unbearable, while white socks and black sneakers
It also reveals a full sense of girliness.
Such a stimulating thing so early in the morning made Su Hong's sleepiness completely disappear.
"Hey~, surprise or not, surprise or not~" Xiaobai spun around in a circle, his clothes fluttering in the wind, revealing his youthful vitality. "Does it look good?"
After studying Su Hong's XP system, she asked her two maids, Light and Shadow, to select 100 sets for filing, and then she personally combined them and selected them. As for what Su Hong said before that she only chooses clothes based on combat performance, it's completely
It was thrown away by her, it was just a random excuse anyway.
Xiaobai looked at Su Hong expectantly. The last time Su Hong didn't respond, it must have been because the clothes he wore were not cute enough. Although the clothes were chosen by Su Hong himself, they were generally quite conservative.
"..."
Seeing that Su Hong didn't respond, Xiaobai tilted his head and showed a somewhat puzzled expression: "Huh?"
It doesn't work anymore, the CPU is overloaded, the brain is overheated and shut down. The dress at the hem can be said to be playing on Su Hong's sexual fetishes, and every move is equivalent to playing on Su Hong's sanity.
Xiaobai crossed his hands behind his back, crossed his legs as well, bent over slightly, and carefully observed Su Hong's expression.
No, it's overloaded. As soon as Xiaobai bent over, the loose neckline began to sag. From Su Hong's perspective, the pure white chest could be seen at a glance. Although it was as flat as an airport, even so, he could catch a glimpse of it through the neckline.
If so, it will have a different flavor.
It's no longer possible. If I keep reading, I will really die, in a physical sense.
Su Hong closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "Huh..."
Namo Amitabha, Namo Amitabha, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, form is emptiness, emptiness is color, feelings, thoughts, actions and consciousness, all dharmas are empty, neither born nor destroyed, not stained or pure, neither increasing nor decreasing, that is why the sky is empty.
Colorless, no feelings, thoughts or consciousness...
Crossing Xiao Bai, he silently walked to the edge of the bed, took off his shoes, retracted into the quilt that still had residual warmth, turned his head to the other side, and forced himself to calm down. Although Su Hong also knew that this might not be polite,
But if you look further, it's not a matter of politeness, it might be a legal matter, and he's almost going to go off.
Amitabha, good, good, good.
This is all false. It must be because I haven't woken up yet. Yes, I haven't woken up yet. I need to continue to catch up on my sleep.
"Well..." Xiaobai pouted and made a dissatisfied sound. Even though he was dressed up so cutely, he lay back on the bed without saying a word.
Xiaobai lifted Su Hong's quilt, lay down next to Su Hong, put his arms around Su Hong from behind, and said in Su Hong's ear: "Look at me."
Plop, plop, Su Hong felt that his little heart couldn't bear it. Humans are really sad creatures. As long as they look cute, they can have instinctive desires no matter how scary the other person is. It can be said that birds die for food, and men are...
A bird that eats sex, even heroes can't pass the beauty test, and Su Hong certainly can't pass it either.
"..." Su Hong stiffened and wanted to explain something, but could not utter a single word. Xiaobai's breath came from his neck, as if it penetrated the skin and blew through the flesh and blood into Su Hong's heart.
calm down...
I am rubbish, waste, shit, scumbag, pervert, the most mediocre person in the world. No one will like a person like me. The world has not abandoned me. The world has no time to care about me. Just look in the mirror.
You will know why this colorful world is not friendly to you. It is ugly and poor. It can be said that it is garbage that is not even in the garbage recycling bin.
Thinking this way, Su Hong became much calmer. Although there was a moment of delusion that Xiaobai dressed like this on purpose because he liked him, but this idea was too narcissistic. Just look in the mirror and you would understand what wishful thinking is.
Just like what you see on the Internet, maybe girls just like to dress up beautifully, but it doesn't mean that they want to be seen by men.
Asking yourself whether you think it looks good or not may just be a simple sharing of opinions, like a comment on whether the braised pork tastes good or not, but it's just replaced by the outfit, and you don't pay any attention to the exposure because you don't treat me as an equal at all.
Judging from my existence, I'm just a native on a backward planet, just like a person who doesn't care about being exposed and being seen by his pet.
However, even so, Su Hong still couldn't suppress the intense emotions in his heart, nor could he suppress the traces of expectations and delusions in his heart. Su Hong's reason clearly realized that he was an ordinary man, but even so
, people always look forward to some miracles.
Ordinary man? Man?
Su Hong suddenly realized something again. The punishment that Xiaobai mentioned before has not yet been carried out...
This may be the prelude to punishment, deliberately wearing cute clothes to break my weak willpower. As long as I have any actions or words that cross the line, then there will be excuses and reasons to castrate me!
Xiaobai rolled over, passed over Su Hong's body, rolled in front of Su Hong, and opened Su Hong's eyelids: "Look at me. Am I cute?"
Not cute!
Su Hong subconsciously wanted to say "not cute" to save his life, but his rational mind pulled Su Hong back from the edge of the cliff.
If you say "cute", then it will be regarded as having a bad idea for Xiaobai, and you will receive the first badend and be castrated. If you answer "not cute", then it is equivalent to denying Xiaobai's taste.
and dressing up, then you will receive the second badend, which is the death penalty.
Look to the sky, this is a fatal situation!
If you are going to die both left and right, it is better to take advantage before dying. If you die under the peonies, you will be a ghost.
But what if? What if Xiaobai just asked casually? He didn’t intend to kill me or castrate me?
Su Hong's brain began to overload and he jumped repeatedly among countless possibilities.
"Um... um..." Su Hong made a vague sound in an attempt to fool him. His brain was overloaded and his language module was damaged, making him unable to communicate normally.
"Uh-huh, answer me." Xiaobai stared directly into Su Hong's eyes and said, Su Hong's face reflected in his blue eyes.
"Ku...cough...kuo..."
Between death and being castrated, I chose to live. This is called being able to stretch and bend, leaving green hills without worrying about lack of firewood. In ancient times, Gou Jian, the king of Yue, could sleep on firewood and taste courage to revive the country. After that, with magic, he might be castrated.
There are ways to recover.
However, due to nervousness and Su Hong feeling a little ashamed, the words could not come out, as if they were stuck in his throat.
Being stared at by Xiao Bai like this, his thoughts were tangled up like wool. For a moment, Su Hong's mind seemed to flash through the scene of the Big Bang, and he seemed to see the revolving door of life, his past, and
In the future, he might die tragically on the street, and he couldn't concentrate on thinking about the problem.
My thoughts were floating in the distant horizon, but my body made its own choice.
Su Hong's head felt hot and he took Xiaobai into his arms.
It's over, my head is hot and my body is going cold. Goodbye, this beautiful world, I'm leaving you. I don't know if I will go to heaven or hell, or will my soul be gone?
Su Hong closed his eyes and enjoyed the tenderness in the last moments of his life. This is a girl, a super cute girl, being held in my arms! Use your chest to feel the temperature of her body, and use your arms to measure the slenderness of her body.
, enjoying the last moment of tranquility before the storm.
Eh?
After holding Xiaobai like this for five minutes, Su Hong found that he was still alive.
How am I still alive? Am I actually dead, before I even feel it? Just like a top chef, the ingredients have been cooked, but the ingredients themselves are not there
He didn't realize at all that he was dead.
Su Hong opened his eyes and saw a familiar wardrobe.
Is this paradise? Is the wardrobe the same style as my home?
Lowering his head slightly, Xiaobai huddled in his arms very cooperatively, looking extremely well-behaved.
It turns out that I'm not dead.
I'm not dead. Generally speaking, if you hug a girl, you will be sentenced to death, right?
Although Su Hong felt that his behavior had crossed the line, Xiaobai didn't care at all. After all, when he turned into a cat, he had been shrinking in Su Hong's arms. For Su Hong, holding a cat
There are very obvious differences between a cat and a girl, but to Xiaobai, no matter what state they are in, they feel the same.
"Huh...a bit...too cute..." The hug gave Su Hong a little sense of peace of mind. No longer looking at Xiaobai, Su Hong felt relieved. After all, Xiaobai's blue
The eyes revealed a sense of oppression like that of a large carnivore, making Su Hong feel like a little sheep being targeted.
"Humph, you know what's going on~" Xiaobai said arrogantly.
Su Hong slowly let go of Xiao Bai. Although he didn't know why, he seemed to have successfully survived again.