The lake water is clear, with unknown fish swimming in it. Although there are still fallen leaves floating on the water surface, it does not look embarrassed, but rather has a poetic portrayal.
Su Hong planned to wash off all the mud while it was still wet. Otherwise, when the mud dries, Su Hong would probably be able to send it directly to the Sculpture Museum to make clay sculptures. The water quality here looks pretty good, so it shouldn't be.
What big problem will arise? At least it will be much better than before.
Take off your clothes and pants, leaving only a pair of underwear. Wash yourself first before you can wash your clothes.
I tested the water temperature and found it was a little cold. I sat on the bank and stretched my legs into the water to get used to the water temperature. After about a few minutes, Su Hong gritted his teeth and jumped in, holding on to the bank with his hands to prevent himself from drifting away.
, although there may be piranhas in the lake, these sensitive little guys swam away from Su Hong as soon as they heard the noise.
Without smelling the smell of blood, they will not take the initiative to attack large prey, and other herbivorous fish will not attack Su Hong.
Soaking in the water is another feeling, because only the head is exposed, and the part below the neck is almost soaked in the water, so you will feel a little chest tightness, and you can clearly feel the buoyancy, but for those who are not good at water-based
For Su Hong, for some reason the buoyancy provided by water cannot resist Su Hong's gravity.
Su Hong still felt that it was inexplicably refreshing to fall into the swamp, as if his soul had been washed, but he didn't feel that way when he soaked in the water.
How about making the whole house a swamp? Just make a swamp about one meter high, so that you can't drown and can keep soaking in it.
I remember reading some popular science that swamps are non-Newtonian fluids. Well, although the concept of non-Newtonian fluids is quite broad, anything that Newton has not studied is called non-Newtonian fluids. Eat the soft stuff but not the hard stuff. Eat the hard stuff but not the stuff.
Soft ones are all non-Newtonian fluids. As for the specific concept, Su Hong is not sure.
I rubbed the mud on my body with my hands. Because it was not dry yet, it naturally melted into the water when it was first soaked in the water. A small part of the mud could be rubbed off with my hands.
Su Hong raised his head and looked around to find Xiao Bai's location, because there was some mud stuck in his pants, but it would be ungentlemanly to reach out and dig it out, at least not in front of Xiao Bai. When Xiao Bai went to do other things, at least
When the field of vision is no longer here, wipe the mud clean again.
But unfortunately, Xiaobai was walking in his direction.
There's nothing I can do, let's talk about it later, otherwise the scene of putting your hands down your pants in front of a girl is so perverted that I can't even explain it.
However, what Su Hong didn't expect was that after Xiaobai walked to the shore and put down his bag, he started to take off his clothes.
"You, you, you...what are you doing?" Because Xiaobai had already walked in front of Su Hong, Su Hong couldn't turn a blind eye.
"Huh? What do you think?" Seeing Su Hong's panicked look, Xiaobai stopped lifting his clothes and said to Su Hong, "Are you only allowed to take a bath and not me?"
"Um... How about you wait until I finish washing?"
"Why?" Xiaobai tilted his head, crossed his hands and held the corners of his clothes, ready to take off his clothes at any time.
Why? Why don't you have any idea? Do you want me to tell you? Su Hong kept complaining in his heart. He didn't believe Xiao Bai and didn't know why.
"What...there are differences between men and women..."
"It doesn't matter, we are husband and wife."
"Uh... uh..." Su Hong thought for a while, and Xiaobai unilaterally defined the relationship as husband and wife in name, and forcibly agreed to marry each other, "This... uh... it's not quite right...
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Thinking about it carefully, Su Hong seemed to have no reason to refuse, but Su Hong was afraid that Xiaobai had to take off his clothes, and if Su Hong saw him after taking off his clothes, he would gouge out his eyes, just like some scumbags.
After having an inappropriate relationship with someone, I sued them for rape.
Right or wrong itself is not important, what matters is who decides what is right and wrong, and what price will be paid for right and wrong.
If it were Su Hong who was invincible in the world and Xiaobai was just an ordinary girl, then Su Hong might not have spoken out to dissuade her. She would have just watched it anyway. It is fair and reasonable, even if Xiaobai wanted to condemn or regret.
, Su Hong also has a clear conscience, and others can't do anything to him.
But the current situation is that if Su Hong sees something he shouldn't, he may face a gameover, and the game called life will end at any time.
Don't see what you shouldn't see, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't know what you shouldn't know, and don't covet what is not yours. Only such people can live longer and live to the end of their lives.
Although it looks heroic, if you make one wrong move, there may be no chance of looking back.
And now Su Hong is wearing underwear. If he sees Xiaobai's underwear and cannot control his physiological reaction, and Xiaobai sees it, he might be castrated.
"Anyway, I'm going to finish washing soon. Why don't you wait a moment?" Su Hong was no longer insignificant. He put his body as close to the shore as possible, supported the shore with one hand, and rubbed the mud off his crotch with the other hand.
Although he didn't have any special hobbies, Su Hong still felt that he had an unspeakable perversion.
"Hmm~, are you afraid that you won't be able to control yourself after seeing my underwear?" Xiaobai squatted in front of Su Hong and said with a half-smile. He picked up Su Hong's chin with his white and delicate fingers, and his blue eyes reflected Su Hong's chin.
Hong's face looked a bit like a domineering president.
"Forehead..."
Su Hong wanted to deny it, but felt that even his defense would be weak.
Xiaobai scratched Su Hong's chin with his fingers, and his voice became charming and frivolous: "It's okay~"
Su Hong turned his head to avoid Xiaobai's finger and said, "Wouldn't you feel ashamed if someone saw your underwear..."
"Shame? It's really shameful to have your underwear seen by others."
"Does that mean I'm not a human being?" Su Hong took the opportunity to ask, to see if Xiaobai really kept him as a pet.
Although Su Hong himself knows that he is not particularly handsome, but how should I put it? Firstly, some people like to raise ugly and cute things. Maybe in the eyes of novices, he just has some characteristics and characteristics.
What about happiness? Being ugly is also a characteristic.
The second point is that people’s ability to distinguish is not very strong. When people distinguish people with other skin colors, they will think that people with other skin colors look similar. When distinguishing animals, they will even think that all animals look the same.
, maybe in Xiaobai’s eyes, he can’t tell the difference between handsome and ugly human beings.
Xiaobai retracted his finger, smiled and said: "Hehe~, you are not considered someone else~"
Not counting others?
Not counting others, um...I understand...
There is a mystery hidden in Xiaobai's words. Although it seems like he is flirting to express his preference for him, in fact, the connotation of this sentence is very rich.
The first level of meaning expresses Su Hong's position. He must stand with Xiaobai. This is a matter of position, a very serious issue. Position is interest, and interest determines attitude. This is a slap on Su Hong, implying that Su Hong has
Recognize the current situation and understand your position.
The second meaning is to answer Su Hong's question intuitively, directly saying that Su Hong is not a human being. This is not a way to save face, just like when someone comes to ask you if he is stupid, although you may feel in your heart that he is indeed stupid.
Stupid, but in front of him, you will change your words, such as not too smart, more honest, etc. to express it euphemistically.
The third meaning is to look forward to the future. This is painting a picture. On the surface, as long as Su Hong is willing to follow Xiaobai, maybe one day he will be able to be like no one else. Let him imagine an unattainable future and let him
Su Hong was willing to work wholeheartedly for Xiao Bai and maintained an ambiguous relationship, making people who fell into fantasy unwilling to wake up.
What a terrible scheming person. He expresses so many meanings in just a few words. He is an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years and has a really dark heart.
"Hehe~, but you don't have to worry about this problem." Xiaobai smiled again, licking the corners of his mouth with his pink tongue, and continued to add: "Because I'm not wearing underwear at all~"
"Um!!!"
Is it a vacuum?
No, the DNA is moving, and the astringency has been engraved in the DNA. The DNA is in every cell, so every cell of Su Hong feels astringency.
Could it be that Xiaobai was in a vacuum all the way, and when Xiaobai was sleeping last night, Xiaobai was still pressing his hand, wouldn't this be... It didn't work anymore, Su Hong felt that his nosebleed was about to come out, as if it was a plot in a book
The reality happened before his eyes.
"Hey~, why are you staring at me non-stop~" Xiaobai smiled even happier. If I could use one word to describe it, it would be a smile as bright as a flower, with cute dimples appearing on his face, making him look cute and cute.
"Ahem..." Su Hong quickly turned his head away, the vacuum was too exciting.
"Hehe~" Xiaobai ignored Su Hong and took off the military green jacket and sports vest he was wearing.
From the corner of his eye, he noticed that Xiaobai was taking off his clothes. Although Su Hong wanted to see it, really wanted to see it, wanted to see it so much, and wanted to see it so much, for the sake of his own life, Su Hong still closed his eyes.
He couldn't bear the underwear anymore. If he really took off all his clothes, wouldn't Su Hong have to go to heaven on the spot?
However, even though Su Hong closed his eyes, Xiao Bai did not let him go and forcefully opened his eyelids.
Su Hong shouted quickly, his voice as shrill as a pig being slaughtered: "Ah ah ah ah, don't gouge my eyes! I didn't see anything, I really didn't see anything!"
"Why are you digging your eyes? Open your eyes."
What comes into view is Xiaobai's cute face, her high ponytail has been undone, her white hair falls on her delicate and smooth skin, and every part of her body is as flawless as jade, no matter from a distance.
Looking at her up close, she is so perfect that even the most demanding person cannot find a single flaw. She has a perfect body curve, with neither a trace of excess fat nor a skinny appearance.
"Hey~, it looks good~" Xiaobai said proudly, standing in front of Su Hong and showing off his figure.
"Um..."
Xiaobai did not wear underwear, but she did wear a swimsuit, a cute bikini-style swimsuit. The colors are mainly light pink and white. The upper and lower parts are decorated with ruffles, which makes it a little less sexy.
But it's a little more cute and looks full of vitality.
Xiaobai wasn't that bold. It was her first time anyway, but she deliberately misled Su Hong in order to tease him.