Su Hong, who was in an extreme lolicon state of mind, obeyed Xiaobai's instructions until he drank a lot of water and went to the toilet in the woods.
Going to the toilet and drinking water can alleviate the debuff. Although it has not completely subsided, Su Hong has calmed down from the boundless fanaticism. After coming back to his senses, Su Hong felt ashamed as expected.
It's as embarrassing as singing a tone-deaf song at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show while wearing underpants.
Looking at the sky, I really want to die...
No matter what he said, there were many things Su Hong didn't say, which made him feel ashamed. In his previous fanatical state, he even planned to start a sect and establish a new religion, because Lolita is the eternal treasure in this world.
Treasure, so it is called "Eternal God Religion", which promotes the doctrine that the world exists for lolita.
Even teachings and religious activities are wanted to save those who are not Lolita fans and let them understand that Lolita is the most precious existence in the world. If it develops to a later stage, only two kinds of people can be allowed to exist in this world.
, one is Lolicon, and the other is Loli.
Su Hong not only conceived the Eternal God Religion he wanted to create, but also preset an imaginary enemy. Just like in churches such as Catholicism, there is an evil Satan tempting humans. The Loli Religion he founded, no, should be the Eternal God Religion.
Sects also have enemies, such as the Yujie Sect. Of course, they must be evil. They are degenerate people who only value two useless fats. They are dirty and despicable.
Ahhhhh, I really want to hit him with a brick...
Su Hong sighed, it would be nice if the hallucination process would cause amnesia, just like being drunk and not knowing what you did. In this case, even if you make some embarrassing remarks, you won't remember them anyway, which is embarrassing.
It’s others, not yourself.
You are the meaning of my life...
How many years of cerebral thrombosis do you need to be able to say such a neutral line without any atmosphere? If it is some special occasion, like a reunion after a long separation, or after a disaster, you can't help but say it.
, but my mind was not clear at the time, as if my whole person was carrying an aura, and I could say anything.
"Bang -" Su Hong suddenly hit his head against the tree in front of him, and then hit it again. It would be great if he could lose his memory like this. Unfortunately, except for some pain in his head, nothing happened.
"It hurts..." Su Hong rubbed his head and sighed helplessly.
Headache, both psychological and physical.
You still have to divert your attention and use distraction methods to relieve your embarrassment. For example, make a fishing rod and then a fishhook, and then find a good place to fish by the lake. Although Su Hong has never caught fish before
, you may not be able to catch any fish even if you sit by the lake for a whole day, but for Su Hong, sitting for a whole day is enough.
The first is the fishing rod. The fishing rod is easy to handle. Just cut off the nearby bamboo of suitable thickness, cut off the corresponding branches and leaves, and finally cut off the head and tail to become a fishing rod. Then there is the line. Although there is no professional fishing
The thread, but there should be no problem with the rope, right? It looks a bit thick.
But this rope is a bit thick, how can I tie it to the fishing rod?
"Are you planning to go fishing?" Xiaobai approached Su Hong and said in a very ordinary and cute tone.
Compared with Xiao Bai's usual behavior, Su Hong seemed less calm. The moment he heard Xiao Bai's words, he trembled all over. The rope in his hand also fell to the ground, and he turned his head tremblingly.
Looking at Xiaobai with a somewhat stiff expression: "Uh... um... uh... um... get ready to fish..."
Xiaobai touched Su Hong's forehead. Although Su Hong's body temperature was definitely normal, she just wanted to touch Su Hong's forehead like this: "Are you still feeling uncomfortable?"
"Um...no..." Su Hong's language module was once again damaged due to his previous shameful speech. Although he wanted to be able to boast like the King of the Sea, Su Hong did not have such ability.
"Hmm~, hehe~, as long as it doesn't feel uncomfortable~"
Xiaobai was still laughing and joking as usual, not wavering at all because of Su Hong's words. Not to mention that Su Hong was in a hallucinogenic state. What he said in this state would not make Xiaobai particularly happy. Even if Su Hongzhen
Under normal circumstances, Xiaobai would not feel panic, at most he would just feel happy.
After all, in Xiaobai's heart, she has already acquiesced that Su Hong will definitely like her very much, and liking her is normal. If Su Hong doesn't like her, then there must be some accident or being bewitched.
It is an abnormal situation, and his mentality is completely opposite to that of Su Hong. For Su Hong, it is completely normal for someone to want to harm him, but if someone likes him, they must have some evil intentions.
Xiaobai sat next to Su Hong and did not continue to speak. He just looked at Su Hong silently. However, Su Hong felt a little uncomfortable and could not think normally at all.
rope, binding.
Tortoise shell binding?
His thoughts were wandering in chaos, and he suddenly thought about some things that were not suitable for children. Su Hong didn't know whether it was normal for an unreliable ordinary adult male to think like this, but when there were beautiful girls around, most of them should
Can't you calm down?
It's not necessarily panic, there may be other emotions, there may be more desires.
Su Hong slapped himself and muttered in a low voice: "The monsters and ghosts leave quickly, the monsters and ghosts leave quickly..."
After cheering up and cleaning his soul, Su Hong began to rethink how to tie the fishing line. No, it should be said to be how to tie a rope to a bamboo. Obviously, ordinary tying methods would not work.
, to talk about Su Honghui’s binding method, it should be more accurate to say that it should be the knotting method, that is, the bow tie, which is the simplest and most common. It is basically a necessary skill for modern people, otherwise they will not be able to wear shoes with shoelaces.
.
The only way Su Hong could think of was to drill a hole in the bamboo and pass the thread through the middle. But the problem was that the thread was too thick and the pole was relatively thin, which might lead to cracks at the location where the hole was made.
And Su Hong's tool was a Tang knife, which obviously could only make a crack. If instead of digging a hole, he directly inserted the tip of the knife into it, the bamboo would definitely split.
what can we do about it?
"Why are you stuck?"
Because he diverted his attention, Su Hong's language module was reloaded: "I'm thinking, why can't this rope be fixed to the bamboo?"
"Give me the rope and the knife." Xiaobai reached out and took the rope, knife and bamboo pole from Su Hong's hand, and started playing with it: "First like this, then like that, then like this, then like that, that's all."
Su Hong's mouth was half-opened, his eyes were stunned when he looked at the fishing rod, and he made a sound of unknown meaning: "Uh..."
I don't understand, I can't understand. Obviously every part was not hidden from Su Hong. Su Hong also clearly saw Xiaobai's movements, but for some reason, Su Hong just couldn't understand. It was like watching someone else draw before.
It’s the same as before, watching the boss do this and that, and then adding hundreds of millions of details to complete a two-dimensional beautiful girl painting.
"Hey~, it's done, here it is." Xiaobai returned the fishing rod to Su Hong, swinging her legs, waiting for Su Hong to praise her.
Su Hong took the fishing rod and looked carefully at the rope tying part. It seemed very simple, but he found that it seemed a bit difficult to get around. After thinking for a moment, Su Hong decided to give up thinking.
"Well..." Xiaobai puffed up her cheeks and waited for a long time, but Su Hong didn't praise her.
But it is obvious that Su Hong did not pay attention to Xiaobai's reaction. He has no way to focus on Xiaobai now. If he focuses on Xiaobai, he will recall the shameful things.
Su Hongyou walked to the woods and cut out a wooden hook from the tree he had cut down before. Anyway, he only needed to make a barb shape. As for the angle, Su Hong cut it based on his feeling, its strength and sharpness.
There shouldn't be any problem, but it's relatively thick, so I guess it can only catch big fish.
First he cut two thin ones, but after cutting them, he broke them with his hands and found that they broke easily, so he could only make them a little thicker. After five or six cuts in a row, Su Hong finally got a fish that he felt was usable.
hook.
Tie the fishhook into the rope and fix it, and adjust the angle to ensure that the hook does not fall off. In this case, the fishing rod is completed, and the next step is the bait.
Although Su Hong wanted to use plant materials such as corn or wheat grains as fishing bait, it was obvious that there were only some plants that Su Hong didn't know. There was only one kind of bait that could be found here and that Su Hong knew, and that was earthworms.
, Su Hong also went to the swamp to catch earthworms.
Su Hong likes furry animals, but he stays away from most insects, let alone earthworms. Even the butterflies that most people like, Su Hong feels disgusted when he thinks of the slimy and smooth bodies of earthworms.
The ground was constantly squirming, and Su Hong felt a little nauseous.
Maybe Xiaobai is not afraid of bugs? Some people are not naturally afraid of bugs and can even hold bugs on their hands and play with them. They may even find bugs cute.
"Xiaobai, that..."
"Hmph~" Before Su Hong could finish speaking, Xiaobai put on a arrogant expression. Who told Su Hong not to praise her?
"Um...that..."
"Hmph~" Xiaobai folded his hands in his arms, looking like he would never give up.
Su Hong didn't understand either. He didn't understand what he had done wrong. Looking back and reviewing his behavior, he felt that during the period from when Xiaobai was in a good mood to when he was unhappy, he didn't seem to say or do anything, so
It is said that when a woman becomes angry, it is inexplicable and confusing.
Think about it, how to coax Xiaobai to catch earthworms...
Suddenly I felt like a strange uncle thinking about how to seduce an ignorant girl. It always felt weird, although Xiaobai was definitely not an ignorant girl.