Xiaobai looked at Su Hong who was shrinking into a ball with a speechless expression. She really didn't understand why Su Hong had such a reaction. She always felt that there was a long way to go in the future. She was obviously so beautiful and cute, but she was a little bit shocked.
Xiaobai, when you lie down on the table, the tabletop is also warm, so you don’t have to worry about catching a cold. The body itself is very soft, so even if you lie on the table with your legs straight, you won’t feel any discomfort, and the clothes become a set.
Pajamas, pajamas and pajamas with white spots on a light blue background.
Su Hong curled up into a ball and enjoyed this feeling. From an emotional point of view, it would be good to keep this posture for the rest of his life, but the reality cruelly told him that he couldn't do it because he was hungry.
Human beings are small and fragile. It's already time for dinner, and Su Hong hasn't even eaten lunch. Although he won't be hungry if he doesn't eat for one meal, he will be a bit hungry if he doesn't eat for two meals. However, let's not talk about it for now.
There was no food, and the feeling of warmth, decadence, and fatigue made Su Hong not want to move at all, or even sit up to eat.
Even if he, Su Hong, starved to death, he would not sit up to eat, nor would he go to Xiao Bai to beg for food.
"Gu~~~"
Su Hong didn't want to move, but his stomach was already protesting loudly, just like the rebels wanted to resist the empire. Part of Su Hong's body was protesting against Su Hong's brain, but as a dictator's brain, at this moment
Indulging in the gentle land and refusing to leave.
"Gu~~~" My stomach protested again.
The more you think about not thinking about being hungry, just fall asleep, the hungrier you will become, and the less you want to care about it, the more you will care about it.
"Xiaobai, I'm hungry." Forget it, I surrendered to myself. Anyway, surrendering to myself is also equivalent to defeating myself. Yes, I defeated myself.
Xiaobai's face was buried in the soft and fluffy down pillow, his body was in a U shape, his hands were casually placed on the table, his hair was spread out, and he said vaguely in a very lazy and perfunctory voice: "Oh."
"Is there anything to eat?"
"What do you want to eat?"
"Is there anything I can eat while lying down?"
"have."
Su Hong begged for food without any dignity. At this time, he didn't mind even if it was food. As long as he stayed here, the scale of morality and humanity seemed to have disappeared: "Give me some, please, oh pinch
Should."
"Hey~, I won't give it to you~"
"Hey, why?"
"Because Dumb's mind is unhealthy, he needs starvation therapy."
Su Hong hugged himself silently and complained: "How can there be any use of hunger therapy to treat mental health?"
"Does that mean you don't deny that you are mentally unhealthy?"
"The so-called health is relative. I personally think that according to human psychological standards, I am quite healthy, but I do not guarantee that I am healthy according to every mental health measurement standard."
"Eh...that's pretty eloquent."
"Uh, I'm sorry." Su Hong apologized quickly. This is the reason why he doesn't like to talk, especially when talking to elders or people with higher status. The other person's value perception is different from his, and anything he says will not be regarded as talking back.
, it is better not to speak, and besides, words are powerless. If the other party puts forward an opinion, just raise it, and you can just decide what to do based on the situation.
It's like Su Hong told his parents that he wasn't cold, but his parents always thought he was cold, so he could only wear more clothes in front of them, and then take them off later.
"What's wrong?"
"Uh... I shouldn't talk. People like me just need to shut up and obey. I shouldn't raise any questions about your opinions." Su Hong said expressionlessly. His face and all that have been lost long ago.
It doesn't matter how many times I've done it.
"Dadu, you really need to see a psychiatrist."
"A psychiatrist is of no use at all."
Su Hong also had a general understanding of psychiatrists. If the treatment is to be effective, the patient must cooperate with the doctor. But if there is a real psychological problem, how can he cooperate with the doctor? And just to do so requires spending money.
, but it feels like it will make the condition worse.
"Well, I don't know that."
Although I'm a little curious about whether there are similar psychiatrists in Xiaobai's world, this topic may have to be discontinued now.
The stomach's protest was successful, and the dictatorship of the brain was overturned. Now the stomach turned over and became the master. Su Hong sat up, put his legs under his buttocks, and assumed a kneeling posture. He lay on the table and looked at Xiaobai.
Letting out a feeble wail.
"Xiao Bai, I'm really hungry. Please give me something to eat..."
"It's not that I can't give it to you, but you will have to take a psychological assessment after eating it."
"Okay." Su Hong agreed without hesitation. It's a small question like the assessment. I have done it before, but for those questions, everyone will know what the correct answer is at a glance, or what is called normal psychology.
The state is nothing more than cheerful, optimistic and positive.
"Then what do you want to eat?" Xiaobai sat up, his eyes half-opened and half-closed, his hair draped over his shoulders in an imageless manner, looking sleepy.
"It's best to eat something that can be eaten quickly so that you won't feel hungry after eating it, but it won't fill you up. It's best not to eat too much soup or water, otherwise your stomach will feel full of water. To put it simply, eat
Food that won’t make you feel uncomfortable when you lie down after eating.”
"You're really lazy, but I didn't bring anything like that."
Xiaobai searched for it in his personal space. Although he could also go across the world to get it, he was very lazy now, so he didn't want to move at all.
Finally, Xiaobai took out a round ball, which was a little smaller than a table tennis ball. It looked brown like wheat skin. He took out a plate and put the ball on it. He took out a kettle and a cup and sprinkled some
Take a piece of tea, add a little wolfberry, and finally pour boiling water.
"Here, your dinner."
A cup of wolfberry tea with unknown pellets. Xiaobai only poured himself a cup of wolfberry tea because he was not hungry.
"What is this little ball? Is it like in a novel that it can prevent grains? After eating it, you won't need to eat for how many days?" Su Hong poked the little ball and it felt a bit hard. If you have bad teeth, you won't need to eat.
Know if you can bite it.
Xiaobai took a sip of tea, then leaned on the table again and buried his face into the pillow: "You are overthinking. Although there are indeed similar things, this is not it."
"Then what is this."
“The compressed biscuits are higher-end than those sold in supermarkets, they are spherical and full.”
"Uh..." What a realistic answer.
Su Hong was gnawing on the compressed biscuits and drinking tea. Although they felt very hard to the touch, they would secrete saliva when eating. Just a small amount of saliva could soften the biscuits and make them easier to eat. The taste was a bit strange.
There is no known food that tastes like this. It is a bit hard, but it does not feel hard when you eat it. It is not sticky to the teeth at all. It tastes slightly sweet but has no other taste.
However, the taste of this tea is unusual. Although it has a slightly bitter taste, it also has an indescribable rich aroma, which is a bit fascinating.
"Xiao Bai, you!" Although the tea was very fragrant, after drinking it, Su Hong looked at Xiao Bai with a sad and angry look, as if he dared not speak in anger.
He fell into the trap!
"What's wrong with me? I'll give you the questionnaire. Fill it out and give it to me."
A form fell from the sky and landed in front of Su Hong. The tea was refilled, and the plate was taken away, cleaned with magic power, and put back to its original place.
Su Hong is no longer sleepy, and the feeling of decadence is gone. This tea has a refreshing effect!
After cheering up, even huddled in the kotatsu has lost its original meaning. The understanding of the kotatsu has also changed from "the gentle home of the gods" to "a warming thing". There is no longer any feeling of tiredness and fatigue, even decadence.
Everything has lost its meaning. It is precisely the burden of life that makes people breathless, so they cherish a moment of leisure.
Forget it, let’s finish the questions first. Isn’t it just a psychological questionnaire? Each of the 100 questions only takes about 10 minutes, and it doesn’t even necessarily take 10 minutes. The questionnaire given by Xiaobai seems to only have a few questions.
That's it.
The first question is, I often cry alone at night.
A very common question, no, who can shed tears without any problem?
The second question is, I can’t live without (same sex/opposite sex).
Why does this question seem so weird? Why do I have to be inseparable from men or women? I can’t be separated from myself, so I’d better choose the same sex.
The third question, I would rather live with (human/cat) for the rest of my life
Is there any need to ask? It must be a cat. On the one hand, considering that Xiaobai is a cat, Xiaobai does not allow him to have contact with other women. On the other hand, it would be great if he could really live with a cat for the rest of his life. The only problem
It’s about lifespan. Cats can’t accompany people for a lifetime.
The fourth question is, because I have sexual problems, I feel inferior.
"..." Su Hong was speechless. What kind of problems are these? What is the * aspect? Is it interesting to make a * number to hide it?
There are only 20 questions in total, but each of these questions is weirder than the last, and no matter which option you choose, you feel that there is a big problem. It is better to say that the person who issued this questionnaire has a problem in his heart.
"I'm done."
Xiao Bai didn't react at all, lying motionless on the table.
"noob?"
No response, have you fallen asleep? It’s really leisurely. I was asked to do the questions but I fell asleep, and everyone drank tea. Why am I suddenly high? Isn’t it because I was poisoned? But
This shouldn’t be considered poisonous, right? Have you taken supplements?
"Xiaobai?" Su Hong slapped Xiaobai's ear and called out, and then gradually tested the volume from low to high: "Xiaobai? Xiaobai? Xiaobai?"
Do you fall asleep and can't wake up no matter what? Does that mean you can do anything?
...
Stop, stop, stop, no matter how much you think about it, it will really become the development of the plot of the book. Calm down, life is at stake, and Xiaobai doesn’t want him to find a girlfriend, and the general way to prevent pets from finding a mate is to castrate.
If you really can't control yourself, you might be physically castrated.
Calm, controlled, but what do I do now?
Su Hong shook Xiaobai, but Xiaobai didn't react at all. He was still sleeping soundly. He poked Xiaobai's face and it bounced, but he still didn't wake up. Having said that, Xiaobai is so strong.
They should have a sensitive reaction to every disturbance, like a survival instinct.