Luo Wu peeked into the chat group, and everyone was asking about Ronaldo.
J Ronaldo, who has a good relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo, asked very directly.
However, Ronaldo did not show up, and several people started discussing in the group.
Spanish goalkeeper De Gea said: "I definitely want money. I have spent all the money before. It is obvious that I want money, but to jump out at this time is very shameless. I advise you not to be so easy.
If you go to bed with a new girl, you will probably get fucked."
"Yes, yes, yes, who knows if there is any purpose behind it. Anyway, I don't dare to provoke them casually. I don't know how many photos I receive from female fans on my Instagram backstage every day. To be honest, I don't know how many photos I receive from female fans every day."
I don’t dare to watch it because I’m afraid I won’t be able to help but fall for the bait.” Di Maria also jumped out to like it.
De Gea immediately made a sly smile and said: "Angel, you must be doing this, you look like that, how can a girl like you? You must be after your money. I just
It’s different, hey, it’s hard to tell the truth from the lie.”
Di Maria immediately sent several bomb expressions to De Gea.
Doesn't this mean he is ugly?
"That means my boss is unlucky. Everyone knows this shit. Alas, if this woman keeps tossing like this, it may affect the boss's ability to win the Golden Globe Award." Cancelo also stood up and expressed his support for Ronaldo.
worry.
"The reputation of the Golden Globe Awards will change."
"I heard that the odds of being the best player in Europe are already ahead of Modric. These bosses are really in danger."
Then he @crono again.
"Boss, what should I do?"
Ronaldo finally came out: "I don't care. Helhao is handling it. I don't want to talk about it, and I hope everyone will stop discussing it. It's too disgusting."
But Cristiano Ronaldo quickly @Luo Wu: Little guy, your news is explosive enough. You should also be careful. Women who approach you inexplicably definitely have impure purposes. You are still young, study more...
Is this considered Ronaldo passing on his skills?
Luo Wu replied almost instantly - Got it, Brother Luo! I will be very careful in the future...
I've been peeking at the screen, can you reply quickly?
Unexpectedly, the topic immediately shifted to Luo Wu.
Di Maria: "Boy, you have surpassed Cristiano when it comes to picking up girls."
"But Cristiano is not as lucky as you. They didn't say you fucked her."
"Is this why women don't want to wrongly accuse you because you are so handsome?"
De Gea: Angel, you are smarter again and you are so handsome. It will indeed be easier to solve some problems...
Ronaldo:fk,fk,fk,fky@De Gea.
This means that Ronaldo is not charming enough or handsome enough.
Luo Wu: To be honest, I didn’t even think that I went to bed with her last night. I didn’t even drink too much. I clearly remember going back to the room and falling asleep. Nothing happened to her in the middle, but I
After I woke up, I found her sleeping next to me. What a shame! Then everything became unclear.
De Gea: No, you definitely drank too much. Your memory only lasts for the moment you lay down. After that, you will have amnesia. Unless you are not good at that thing, otherwise there will definitely be some story, and it is her.
Take the initiative, hehe, you missed the beauty. But the question is, why don't you guys have a shot this morning? How comfortable is it to have a shot when you are awake?
Luo Wu first sent an ellipsis, and then wrote: No, after waking up, we didn't even have physical contact. When I took a shower, she left.
Ronaldo: Well, you are really lucky, she just needs your fame, not your money.
Cancelo: What does that mean, if you call her and ask her to go to the hotel now, she will come back? Boy, you are so happy...
They were all a bunch of old drivers. Luo Wu felt that he could not continue chatting with them, as it would make him evil, so he quietly exited the chat room and prepared to go back to his rental house to pack his things.
Since he accepted Abhishek's gift, he would naturally move into a mansion. Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste?
But when I got home, the paparazzi had been waiting for a long time.
"Lo,"
"Is Adwan your girlfriend?"
Luo Wu showed a charming smile, but there was no affirmation or denial. According to Mendes, they could ask whatever they wanted, but they would not answer directly.
"Luo, why did Abhishek give you a mansion worth ten million?"
Luo Wu still shrugged and did not answer.
He has no obligation to clarify anything to reporters and explain to the world what is not? This is just his personal private life, good or bad, he has not broken any laws and has not committed any crime.
In the end, the paparazzi received a cold reception and Luo Wu closed the door.
But when he was about to pack his things, he realized that there was actually nothing to move, just a few sets of clothes. The rest of the things belonged to the landlord. There was some food in the kitchen, but there was no need to bring it with him.
So this move is very easy, just simply pack your luggage.
oh,
correct,
There is also a football in the living room. This is a souvenir of his five-goal debut in his career. He must take it away.
Of course, when I walked out of the house again, the paparazzi were still here.
"Lo,"
"Luo, are you moving to a mansion?"
"Yes,"
"We won't be here anymore. Also, you can't get close to the place where I live. There are also special security guards, and you will be kicked out." Luo Wu threw the car into his Aston Martin.
In a few days, this car will no longer be driven, because BMW has specially customized a car for him and will soon be sent to London. As a spokesperson for BMW, he can only drive BMW cars most of the time.
.
Boom boom~
He stepped on the accelerator, and finally the sports car drove away...
Peace has returned to the mansion on the outskirts of London. Abhishek left with his harem, leaving the mansion to him and a team of security guards.
The empty mansion was a bit deserted because there were too few people there. Luo Wu regretted moving here because the house was too big and he only felt lonely.
The only thing that made him happy was that there was a seven-a-side football field behind the mansion, which could meet his training requirements. With nothing to do, he finally changed into equipment and started training on the football field.
Shooting is what he needs to do most now, because the side task has not been completed yet, and he is eager to get the reward.
Practiced all morning.
During lunch, he realized that he lacked a good chef, or nutritionist.
He originally planned to post a recruitment post on Instagram, but then he thought that he might be tricked again, so he called Mendes and asked Mendes to solve these matters.
Mendes is the professional.
I originally wanted to go to the training ground in the afternoon, but Luo Wu thought about it. Going to the training ground means going to the gym, taking a bath, and doing some physical training. Isn't it possible to do it at home?
So he called Emery and told him that he could do all this at home because he had a dedicated gym, swimming pool, football field...
Luo Wu said that when there is a teaching competition, he goes back to the training ground to practice.
These requirements are very excessive. How can any professional player not train with the team? This is not professional at all. It is not that there is no such precedent in football history.
For example, that football wizard, Ronaldinho.
When Ronaldinho was playing for Paris Saint-Germain, he rarely went to the training ground to train. Sometimes he didn't even show up once a week. Even if he did show up, he would go to the massage room to sleep because he was there all night.
Clubbing...
This is a real awesome guy.
And now, Luo Wu also plans to do the same.
But like Ronaldinho, he didn't want to go to the training ground the next day after going to the bar, but because he could train better and more conveniently at his own home.
Unexpectedly, Emery actually agreed!
He gave Luo Wu this special power.
Therefore, when the Arsenal first-team players assembled that afternoon, Luo Wu was missing.
Teammates thought Luo Wu was hiding because of today's two news and did not dare to come to the training ground, but in fact Luo Wu was working hard at home to hit a Guinness World Record.
World record for kickball.
Originally he gave up on this record because it was too time-consuming, but it's different now. He plays ball at home without anyone disturbing him.
A security guard stood next to him, setting up a video camera and bottles of sports drinks next to him.
The other two security guards are responsible for calculations.
If he wants to break the world record for penalty kicks, it will take Luo Wu at least about 8 hours. This is a challenge that requires physical fitness and patience, and there must be no mistakes in the middle. For example, if the ball falls to the ground, it is equivalent to
All previous efforts have been wasted.
But Luo Wu just did it.
Dumping the ball is really easy for him. The ball cannot move more than half a meter away from his side. It is just very boring.
For this reason, he also asked the security guard to play some rhythmic sports music to stimulate his nerves.
The first hour was okay, it passed quickly,
It became very nauseating in the second hour, but Luo Wu persisted.
Then, the third hour, the fourth hour, the fifth hour.
It was completely dark, but the stadium lights were as bright as day, and Luo Wu continued to challenge the record.
Even the security guard was eating bread and was hungry, but Luo Wu still played the ball focused and seriously.
Everyone did not dare to speak, but they were shocked in their hearts.
I thought that Luo Wu was just a talented football player, but he was a stupid and arrogant guy in his private life, but he didn't expect that Luo Wu would challenge the Guinness World Record for kicking the ball so seriously.
These security guards are not ordinary security guards, but retired soldiers who have experienced real wars, so Luo Wu's challenge for five consecutive hours really shocked them.
This is a very patient man!
They no longer regard Luo Wu as a mentally retarded young man, but have developed a sense of awe.
"water,"
"Be careful."
"Just hand it to me, don't touch my ball."
Luo Wu, who was sweating like rain, wiped his sweat and reminded the security guard to give him the water.
Of course, the security guard didn't dare to ruin Luo Wu's good deeds. After unscrewing the bottle, he carefully handed it to Luo Wu. Luo Wu, on the other hand, was very free and easy, drinking water and playing ball at the same time. It seemed that there was no impact.
After drinking, he asked again:
"How many are there?"
"43019!"
The security guard responsible for counting was a little excited.
"Keep this pace and you'll be ahead of schedule."
"Hold on for two more hours!"
"Very good!" Luo Wu also nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to play the ball.
clatter,
clatter,
clatter,
The football field is quiet except for the sound of Luo Wu's ball.
The security guards waited quietly for the moment Luo Wu broke the record.
Although I don’t know why I broke this shit record, it doesn’t make any sense.
Time passed by second by second, and Luo Wu's data kept increasing.
During this period, Luo Wu drank water again and kicked the ball high. It took too long. He had to change something, otherwise he himself would be numb.
"Come on, we're getting close."
"Come on boss!"
Seeing that it was close to the Guinness record, the security guards also became excited.
And the time at this time has come to ten o'clock in the evening!
"46995,"
"46996,"
"46997."
…
"47068."
“Boss, we’ve already exceeded the limit, do you want to continue?”
The security guard reminded.
"Continue, you have to be at least a few hundred ahead, otherwise the data will be inaccurate and it will be in vain." Luo Wu thought to himself that data is artificial. If it is less accurate, the record will not be broken.
So be on the safe side and drive a few hundred more.
finally,
When the data reached 47,500, he suddenly raised his right foot and pumped the ball high into the night sky.
"Mom,"
"My legs are going to cramp!"
He lay down directly on the ground, his legs were so weak that they couldn't be any softer.
"The damn Guinness World Record has finally been broken."
"Boss, get up quickly. You shouldn't lie down directly after exercising for a long time. You have to stand, or at least hold on to the chair?" One of the security guards came over quickly and helped Luo Wu up.
"Drink water."
"drink more water."
"Just take a rest and it'll be fine."
The security service is really attentive.
"Um."
"Thanks."
The security guard finally asked curiously: "By the way, boss, why do you have to break this Guinness World Record?"
"It doesn't make any sense, does it?"
"Is it because you are too bored?"
Luo Wu took a sip of water and told him the answer.
"No,"
"It's because I don't like that this football record belongs to someone else."
"So I have to beat it."
"I want to break all football records!"
Security guards:…
Is it that simple and willful?
At this time, a ghost cry and wolf howl suddenly came from the woods not far away.
"Ah~~~~~~"
boom!
It seemed like someone had fallen hard from the tree.
Who the hell is climbing a tree in the middle of the night?