As expected, Emery told Luo Wu during the halftime break that he could clock out early and no longer needed to appear on the court.
While Emery was holding a tactical meeting for everyone, Luo Wu entered the bathroom early to take a shower. Anyway, the game had nothing to do with him.
When I walked out of the player tunnel again, I happened to encounter a group of staff carrying a goal and heading towards the tunnel entrance.
"What is this for? Destroying the stadium?"
Luo Wu was a little puzzled.
Smith Rowe took over:
"No, no, no, this is replacing the new goal on the south side!"
"Isn't it because of you?"
"Me?" Luo Wu was stunned for a moment, but it soon became clear.
"Oh, do you blame me for the three goals in the first half? Haha! It's interesting... everyone reacted very quickly. It's a bit evil and should be replaced!"
Yes, the Arsenal boss sat in the box and witnessed everything during the first half. Unable to bear it, he immediately called the stadium manager and replaced the south goal during the halftime break. He was so naughty...
I guess the bad luck is gone now, right?
However, Luo Wu was already sitting leisurely on the bench, and he could not verify whether the new goal would deny him a goal.
Emery replaced him with Iwobi. In the last game, Iwobi almost messed up the game, but he later made up for it and helped Arsenal win. Iwobi should not be so big in this game
It’s stressful, after all, the score is so far ahead.
However, the game was still very dull and satisfactory. Without Luo Wu on the court, the biggest breakthrough point was missing.
As usual, Arsenal teammates failed to produce a convincing performance. In the end, they didn't score a single goal in the second half!
At the end of the game, Wenger joked: "Now Arsenal only needs to watch the first half, and the second half basically loses the meaning of watching."
"Why didn't this kind of good thing happen to me when I was here? Emery's luck is so good..."
Wenger was unhappy.
If he had retired half a year later, he would have met Luo Wu.
pity,
None of this can happen.
After the game, Luo Wu did not go back to the locker room, but continued to wait on the bench.
Soon, Vlada, his mother, and his maternal grandparents came from the VIP table.
Not long after, a black Leonardo Aw 109 Grand New helicopter fell from the sky, causing Arsenal fans who had not had time to leave to look up.
I originally thought it was the Arsenal owner’s private helicopter coming to pick him up at the stadium, but I didn’t expect that it was Luo Wu and his family who finally got on the plane!
"Walter?"
"Isn't Luo too arrogant? He uses a helicopter to commute to get off work?"
"Ah this..."
"Didn't we get a Global 7000 today? Now we have another helicopter."
Arsenal fans are really envious.
The King now goes to work by helicopter. You know, he also got a Global 7000 plane this morning! This life is more comfortable than the Arsenal boss.
Originally Luo Wu had never thought of being so high-profile, but he wanted to send the two old people back to Nottingham, right? He simply prepared a helicopter to pick them up early, and he followed them to Nottingham.
After going to Nottingham for the first time, he fell in love with the place, and then he had the idea of going to Nottingham for dinner.
No way, if you have money, you can go wherever you want, as long as you have time...
The news on the Internet at this time is very interesting.
"Daily Mail" - The fever has finally subsided! With one goal and two assists, the Arsenal King performed quite well in this afternoon's game and did not kill everyone. This performance finally made us feel that he is still a mortal after all. Of course
, he must thank the Emirates Stadium goal for rejecting his shot three times, otherwise he might have scored four goals.
"Manchester Evening News" - Although Luo Wu missed the goal three times and failed to score more goals, an objective fact is that his condition has indeed declined and he is not invincible, so as long as he is defended in a targeted manner,
It's not necessarily that we can't stop him. The blame is that Watford is too weak and has no intention of winning at the Emirates Stadium.
"The Times" - Luo Wu clocked out in the first half as always. He obviously had no luck in scoring today, but only in this way can other teams retain some hope.
"The Sun" - Luo Wu was like on vacation, playing half a friendly match, and then going to Nottingham for vacation in his Leonardo Aw 109 Grand New helicopter! For him, scoring goals is just a simple thing! What comes next
In the Europa League, the plot should be similar to this afternoon. Arsenal fans are now the happiest fans in the world.
"Guardian" - Some people wonder if Luo Wu deliberately shot the ball on the lintel? After all, even the corner kicks were scored directly, how could the other goals that hit the lintel not go in? If this is the case, then
It’s really terrible. The speech of Smith Rowe who attended the press conference after the game indirectly proved this point: Smith said that Luo Wu deliberately shot the corner kick towards the goal and then scored, so it was a corner kick goal.
Is it more difficult, or is it difficult to take overhead kicks and shots outside the penalty area? The reason is simple...
The Guardian's thinking angle is very strange.
They also successfully got fans talking.
In an online survey by The Guardian:
a, it can’t be Luo Wu’s intention.
b, it must be intentional.
c, not sure.
92% of fans chose a.
Only 3.5% of fans chose b.
4.5% of fans chose c.
This shows that rational fans still account for the vast majority, and 3.5% of the fans should be extreme fans. They praise Luo Wu as a god and believe that Luo Wu can do anything.
That night, Luo Wu also came across this news.
Then he responded on Instagram: Please stop deifying me. I definitely can’t fail to score goals on purpose. I like scoring goals. I wish I could score more than three goals in every game, so I hit three times.
It was 100% unlucky to hit the lintel in the middle. As for the direct goal from the corner kick? That was indeed carefully prepared. I was thinking about sneak attack on Scott. Of course, it is one thing to hit the lintel three times in a row. Can I take the initiative to hit the goal three times?
The lintel is another matter, I can do it!
What does this mean?
Fans were a little dumbfounded after reading the content on Instagram. At first he told everyone not to deify him, but later he said he could hit the lintel three times in a row?! Didn't he mean to look bad on himself?
There were a lot of messages.
"Luo said he could hit the lintel three times? I still don't believe it. It's impossible. It's too difficult. It's almost impossible to happen."
"Remember Ronaldinho? In the advertising video he shot, he hit the lintel five times in a row, but later he personally came out and said it was synthetic, and it was impossible to hit it so many times in a row."
"Luo, you are really bragging this time. Although you are very strong, it is absolutely impossible for you to do it!"
"Haha, I guess he was just joking, don't take it seriously."
"?You don't believe it? Anyway, I believe it. I absolutely believe that he can do it!" The extreme fan still believed in Luo Wu without hesitation.
"Wake up, he is a human being, not a real god, so you fans believe that he can do it."
"If he could do it, I would be running on the streets of London!"
…
In the suburbs of London, the football field behind the Luo Wu mansion is brightly lit.
Vlada stood outside the right side of the penalty area, holding a Huawei mobile phone in his hand, and took pictures of Luo Wu outside the penalty area and the goal.
"Are you ready?"
"It's been prepared a long time ago, I'm about to start." Luo Wu stared at the ball in front of him intently, then looked at the goal in front of him, and took a deep breath.
That's right.
He was excited to give the fans a huge surprise.
Don’t most fans not believe he can do it? He’ll record a video now!
Things like shooting posts (or crossbars) and lintels have been played before, but to be honest, the success rate is extremely low, let alone continuous hits. This is a fantasy, but later with the King of Ball system, he
It is very comfortable to play, hitting the goal post three times is commonplace, and he also deliberately imitates the former Brazilian football star Ronaldinho, known as the football wizard.
Now he wants to record it for everyone to see...
After staring at the ball for a few seconds, Luo Wu walked towards the ball, stepped on it lightly with his right foot, and the ball jumped up obediently. Then Luo Wu started to bounce the ball continuously, and walked toward the top of the arc in the penalty area while bouncing the ball.
It doesn't look like anything special.
But it was at this moment that Luo Wu bumped the ball high and twisted his butt!
Right foot volleyed the goal!
Vlada subconsciously turned his head and looked in the direction of the goal.
"boom!"
Quite crisp sound.
The ball hit the top of the crossbar and then quickly bounced back to the direction of Luo Wu's shot.
I saw Luo Wu's left foot tap lightly and hit the ball continuously again!
"yeah!"
"Beautiful!" Vlada, who was filming, was so excited that she almost lost her grip on her phone. This was the first time she had seen Luo Wu's awesome performance, and she had witnessed it with her own eyes and filmed it herself!
Can you not be excited?
Before his mood calmed down, Luo Wu picked up the ball again.
Standing almost in the same position as the first shot, he volleyed again!
call out!
The ball took a smooth path and hit the top of the crossbar again! It was very similar to the first time.
"boom!"
The crisp sound once again cut through the quiet night sky.
This time the ball bounced slightly further than the first ball, but definitely not more than one meter. Luo Wu still easily removed it and bumped it up.
"Oh, God!"
"This is impossible!"
The ones who suddenly shouted were two security guards not far away.
They were shocked! Usually when Luo Wu was training, they didn't pay attention, but now they gathered around the court and saw a masterpiece!
"How did you do it?"
"Ah, I can't believe it."
But just when they were surprised, Luo Wu raised his right leg for the third time! It was still a volley!
"boom!"
The crisp sound broke through again but was empty.
"Sh-it!"
"Sh-it!"
"Three times!"
"Hit the crossbar for the third time!"
"Dude,"
"This is too exaggerated."
The ball still hit the crossbar not far from the previous two times and still bounced back to where it was. This time Luo Wu used his left leg to unload the ball, which was a little too big, and then immediately controlled the ball within his control.
clatter,
clatter,
clatter,
He's still hitting the ball, and he has no intention of ending the show.
Here comes the fourth time!
The difference from the previous three times is the position. This time Luo Wu bumped the ball into the penalty area, but the footwork, strength and location of the volley were very similar. Then the ball bounced back to where Luo Wu was standing!
"ah!"
"Ahhh!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
"The fourth time!"
"the fourth time!"
"I'm really not dreaming?"
The two security guards were going crazy, and so was Vlada. No one had ever seen such a real scene.
But,
Luo Wu still didn't stop. After he bounced the ball more than ten times in a row, he suddenly picked the ball up high and high! Much higher than the previous four times, the ball was far higher than his head!
Suddenly Luo Wu turned around and jumped up.
"Barb?!"
"ah!"
There was another exclamation.
I saw that Luo Wu had jumped up with his back, stretched out his body, hung the golden hook upside down, and hit the ball with his right foot!
In this fifth shot, he actually played the most difficult barb! Only what he didn't expect, there was nothing he didn't dare to do!
Can you come in?
Can I enter?
At this moment, Vlada and the others only had this thought in their minds. They stretched their heads and widened their eyes, hoping that a miracle would happen.
In a flash of lightning, the ball flew to the upper right corner of the goal. Unlike the previous four times, Luo Wu did not kick the ball to the middle of the crossbar, but chose the upper right corner. After all, the contact area there was larger and it was easier to hit the target.
"duang!"
"bingo!"
"bingo!"
"Hit!"
"ah!"
"Ahhh!"
"Five times, five times in a row! I can't believe my eyes."
"What did we see today?!"
When Luo Wu's back landed on the turf, Vlada and the two security guards had already cheered excitedly.
Vlada was still very professional, grabbing her cell phone and rushing all the way to Luo Wu.
"God,"
"Is this your masterpiece?"
She called Luo Wu God.
Luo Wu sat up on his own and smiled slightly.
"Yes."
"To the fans who like me, I hope you can enjoy watching it."
"This is a genuine performance, and it's guaranteed to be fake! You can do some research and see if the video has been synthesized?"
"After everyone has watched it, you will definitely feel a sense of deja vu. Yes, this video is an imitation of the football wizard Ronaldinho, but I added a fifth overhead kick. It is quite high. Fortunately,
I succeeded!"
After the recording was completed, Luo Wu posted the video on Instagram.
You can imagine the craziness this video will cause!
The video of Ronaldinho hitting the crossbar four times back then was fake, just to match Nike's new shoes to shoot a synthetic advertisement. What Luo Wu did back then was real. It was something even Ronaldinho could not do.
, he did it, and increased the difficulty. The difficulty of the last overhead kick can be said to be sssss level.
I guess after Adidas sees this scammer, it will probably use it as an advertisement, right?
Anyway, on Luo Wu's ins account, comments are posted up, and there is one more comment almost every second...