Chapter two hundred and fifty seventh brand new post
In the Ming Dynasty, Jietie was known as the big-character poster to later generations, a not uncommon form of writing. Especially when the struggle was fierce, the probability and frequency of Jietie's appearance was higher.
On this day, many posters with the same words appeared in Nanjing. They were posted in many yamen, streets, and city gates. Some daring people even secretly posted them outside the Xi'an Gate of the Imperial City.
The title of the post is a novel-looking one, "Urges Eunuch Pan, the garrison eunuch in Nanjing, to correct his sins." The content is to enumerate the three major crimes of eunuch Pan Zhen, the garrison eunuch.
The article is very relieving, especially for the merchants, laborers, and people cultivating fields by the river who have been bullied and extorted by the eunuch forces. Of course, they are secretly happy that someone named them and cursed the eunuchs in power.
In addition to the content, the most shocking thing is that this post is actually signed! The signature clearly says "Qin Dewei, student member of Jiangning County"!
Normally, such critical big-character posters, especially those criticizing the powerful, are not signed and are posted anonymously.
But what we saw today was actually a real-name criticism, and the onlookers immediately felt their eyes were opened.
Wucao! What is the conscience of a scholar? The craze of gossip erupted instantly, and word of mouth spread throughout the city. In fact, this is the dissemination of works that countless literati dream of.
It's just that this method seems too desperate. The author himself can be easily harmonized, and most people don't dare to learn it.
In addition, although everyone heard that another major robbery occurred on the river outside, it was not as popular as Qin Dewei's announcement in the city. After all, the robbery on the river was far away from most city people.
Besides, there have been several robberies on the river in recent times. No matter how much we talk about it, it won't make any sense, and the novelty has gone away. What else can we say besides scolding the incompetence of the officers and soldiers?
When Eunuch Pan heard that the announcement had been spread in the city, he was furious again. Originally, he had some sense after seeing the letter. After all, no outsiders knew about the document.
But when he heard that Qin Dewei had posted a public notice and displayed the three major crimes throughout the city, Eunuch Pan was thinking of killing Qin Dewei.
Eunuch Pan even began to reflect on himself, was it because of his old-age mentality that he kept a low profile, and as a result, some scholars did not know what to do?
Previously, Eunuch Pan just asked his entourage to find Qin Dewei, but now he directly ordered the Nanjing Jinyi Guards to dispatch and search for people everywhere. He must invite Qin Dewei back to the inner guard hall.
Really, I can only say that I am inviting you. After all, these are distinguished scholars, not ordinary people.
However, the troops sent by the Internal Defense Department searched for two days in a row, looking through all the places where Qin Dewei might be, but they did not find Qin Dewei.
As a sandbox game player five hundred years later, how could Qin Dewei not know the concept of safe houses? At the same time, as a super local snake, the county government is in charge of tens of thousands of state-owned official houses, he certainly has the ability to build safe houses.
Therefore, Qin Dewei had already prepared two safe houses that only his uncle knew about. As long as he could not hide out, trying to find him among the hundreds of thousands of households in the inner city would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
"You have no guts! You dare to do what you dare!" Eunuch Pan was so angry that he beat and scolded both the entourage and the royal guards. He also scolded Qin Dewei.
At this time, the Jinyi guard who was on duty in the inner garrison hall was none other than Commander Xu's brother-in-law, Mr. Tian.
Mr. Tian was so scolded that he could not hold his head up, so he could only defend himself and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Ming, Qin Dewei can hide for a while, but not for a lifetime. As long as we keep an eye on a few locations, he will eventually reveal his whereabouts!"
Moreover, the official has collected all the publicity posts, and the heat will eventually pass, and people cannot say one thing every day, and things will naturally calm down after a while."
Eunuch Pan was angry, but he really didn't think a few big-character posters could do anything to him. The eunuch was the emperor's domestic slave!
"In short, find Qin Dewei!" Eunuch Pan ordered.
At this time, a follower rushed in, holding a roll of documents, and reported to Eunuch Pan: "There is another unveiling in the city!"
After that, I opened it for Eunuch Pan to see, and the title was "Three Principles of Qin's Smiles about Eunuch Pan".
First, Pan Gong, the garrison eunuch of Nanjing, passed by Fengyang when he took office. Fengyang garrison eunuch Lu pointed to the bridge outside the imperial mausoleum and said: "I made a lot of money while building this bridge."
A few years later, Eunuch Lu of Fengyang resigned and went to Nanjing to retire. He visited the guard Pan Gong. Eunuch Pan pointed to the waterway outside the imperial city and said: "I also built five bridges here and made a lot of money."
Eunuch Lu looked at the water and asked doubtfully: "Where is the bridge?"
Eunuch Pan laughed and said, "This is what makes money!"
Second, Zhang San, a commoner who was cultivating fields by the river, accidentally caught a big fish. He went home happily and said to his wife, "You can eat fried fish today." The lady said, "There is no oil at home."
Zhang San said again: "Then let's cook it and eat it." The lady said: "There is no pot at home."
Zhang San said again: "Then roast it and eat it!" The lady said: "We don't even have firewood at home."
Zhang San said angrily: "Then what are you going to eat?" Angrily, he threw the fish back into the river.
The big fish turned over in the water, suddenly revealed its head and spoke human words, shouting: "Thank you Eunuch Pan for your life!"
3. Eunuch Pan of the inner guard and a certain prince of the outer guard went to the city gate to inspect the city wall. Suddenly, they got into an argument about whose guard was more loyal and obeyed orders.
A certain prince impulsively ordered his guards: "Jump off the top of the city!"
The guard of the Duke of Guo cried and cried: "Why did you do this, Lord Ming! I still have my wife, children and children at home!"
The Duke of a certain country couldn't bear it and thought to himself: "That's all, it's all my fault!"
Eunuch Pan sneered a few times and ordered his guard: "Jump down!"
The eunuch guard was holding on to the crenellations of the city wall and was really about to jump down. A certain Duke was shocked and stopped the eunuch guard and asked: "Are you going to die?"
I just heard the eunuch guard crying and shouting: "Master, please don't stop me, just let me jump! I still have a wife, children and children at home!"
Everyone in the inner guard hall did not dare to laugh in front of Eunuch Pan after watching it. It was really hard to bear it.
Eunuch Pan's face turned dark. It is so hateful for a literati to have a pen! Is this Qin Dewei's end? He is still posting exposes in different ways? If this joke spreads widely, what image will he have left?
When a new post appeared, it was immediately crowded with viewers, and there was even a phenomenon of copying and circulating it! It must be coordinated, and a copy must be copied and saved quickly.
In fact, there were quite a lot of jokes in the Ming Dynasty, and they were even compiled into books and published. But the joke Qin Dewei released this time is a brand-new joke that everyone has never seen before!
It is extremely interesting, satirical, and memorable, and its technique is deeper than ordinary jokes.
Not only is it refreshing, but it’s also really funny from the heart!
Some scholars read the post and commented: "Qin Sheng is really a great talent, and his jokes are so profound. Such jokes will not be out of date if they are passed down for another five hundred years."
