Wei Yunzhou, the former acting director of a famous mental hospital in Binhai City, looked at him sitting opposite him.
Taoist Duobao, the great disciple of Jie Jiao who was wearing a Taoist robe and had a fat head and big ears, was very excited.
Thinking back a year ago, he was the director of a famous mental hospital in a coastal city in Blue Star. He was young and had a promising future!
As a result, due to a gas pipeline explosion, some patients were transported to the prehistoric world!
The so-called golden finger is a must-have for time travel!
Wei Yunzhou was no exception and directly opened the "God-level Mental Hospital System"
As the name suggests, he is allowed to continue his business, open a mental hospital, and continue to treat patients like him.
Whenever a new patient is admitted, corresponding treatment points will be given based on comprehensive consideration of the patient's strength and condition.
Treatment points can be used to expand the mental hospital or improve the strength of the host.
It is worth mentioning that as long as the host is in the hospital, he is invincible. Even if the saint of heaven comes, he can't do anything to him!
A year after arriving in the Great Desolate World, Wei Yunzhou has successively treated the mental illnesses of several young monks. However, these young monks' abilities were average and their illnesses were not serious, so they did not receive many points.
It was just a small expansion of the hospital, and it didn't even have time to improve its own strength.
But today is different. The fat guy in front of me is the legendary Taoist Duobao!
Tongtian's first disciple and favorite disciple.
The first treasure-hunting mouse in the world, the future Tathagata Buddha!
Yiyi Daofa is conservatively estimated to be one of the top twenty bosses in this ancient world! If he really helped him solve the problem, wouldn't he get a lot of points?
"Ahem~"
Wei Yunzhou cleared his throat and said, "What's wrong with you... What's wrong with your forehead... Fellow Taoist, it doesn't matter if you tell me!"
Taoist Duobao looked at Wei Yunzhou carefully and thought that this guy who calls himself the dean is really unfathomable. Even with my strength, I can't tell the depth of his Taoism.
It must be the state of the Great Perfection of Taoist Heart. His strength is definitely not inferior to his own, and he must not be neglected.
Thinking of this, Taoist Master Duobao said politely: "Fellow Dean, I am telling you the truth, but I have been suffering from illness for a long time, and I came here to seek medical treatment because of my reputation."
Wei Yunzhou said quickly: "Fellow Taoist, if you have any questions, just ask, no need to be polite!"
Wei Yunzhou looked at Taoist Duobao with a sincere face.
This is a lot of leeks! Say it quickly and let me cut the leeks quickly and earn points!
Taoist Duobao looked at Wei Yunzhou, nodded sharply and said, "Okay, fellow dean, let me tell you about my situation!"
After saying this, Taoist Duobao had piercing eyes, great magic power surged from his body, a burst of golden light flashed, and the whole room was filled with all kinds of magic tools.
All of them are rare treasures, and each of them exudes strong charm and magic power.
As we all know, Taoist Duobao was the largest collector of treasures in the ancient world, and treasures were calculated according to the treasury.
Wei Yunzhou wondered why this guy started showing off his collection. Could it be the latest Versailles Syndrome?
Suddenly he saw a blue orb hanging on the top of Duobao's head, which seemed to contain a trace of water and was very beautiful.
He couldn't help but said: "This bead looks like it's not an ordinary thing at first glance. What kind of treasure is it?"
Taoist Clinker Duobao's expression changed drastically after hearing this. He looked around to make sure no one spoke before speaking.
"Fellow Dean, you really have a keen eye! You can see the cause of my illness at a glance!"
Wei Yunzhou had no time to be surprised, but he heard the Duobao Taoist blushing and rubbing his hands and said:
Wei Yunzhou spit out old blood! What the hell is this!
Did you steal Zhao Gongming’s Dinghai Pearl?
After all, you, Taoist Duobao, are also Jie Jiao’s senior brother!
Do you still have the basic understanding of being a senior brother?
Taoist Duobao smiled awkwardly, and then said:
"Junior Brother Gongming is in retreat, I just use it to appreciate it!"
"When he is about to leave seclusion, I will return it to him. As a senior brother, how can I covet the treasures of the junior brothers? I just keep it for him and appreciate it by the way, ah, hahahahaha...
"
One of the three great laws of prehistoric times:
I laugh loudly when I feel embarrassed. As long as I laugh loud enough, the embarrassment cannot be found in me.
Wei Yunzhou's mouth twitched slightly and he said:
"Ah ah ah, what does it have to do with you brothers borrowing treasures from each other! It's only human nature! It's only human nature!"
Wei Yunzhou quickly laughed and gave Duobao a step to step down.
Taoist Duobao also put away a gold brick hidden behind his back, gave up on knocking Wei Yunzhou unconscious and gave him the secret medicine of interception, "Interception Pill".
Even if I can't see through the cultivation level of the person in front of me, I feel like I can't go wrong with such a big matter involving my face!
"Hey, let's continue talking about your problem!" Wei Yunzhou was not interested in why Duobao stole his junior brother's Dinghaizhu. He just hoped to quickly diagnose Lao Duobao, prescribe the right medicine, and earn points by cutting leeks as soon as possible.
So Taoist Duobao expressed his troubles.
Yes, the mental illness suffered by Taoist Duobao is a typical fetish.
He didn't know when he started to have a strange pursuit of treasures.
Not only does he have a crazy love for his own treasures, but he is also extremely greedy for other people’s treasures!
The ownerless treasure must be snatched away!
If you have the master's treasure, try to snatch it away!
It was even serious enough that he looked at some treasures of his fellow juniors and juniors, such as Yunxiao's Dragon Scissors, Zhao Gongming's Dinghai Pearl and so on.
They all wish they could have it as their own and enjoy it!
Even his master's Four Swords of Killing Immortals, Qingping Sword...
The uncle of the master and the second uncle...
Well, Dr. Wei interrupted the rest of his words, but he understood everything.
...
"After listening to your situation, I have made a preliminary judgment on your condition. Here is your medical record. You can take a look."
"Medical records?"
"A medical record is a book that records your condition."
Wei Yunzhou handed the medical record to Taoist Duobao, who quickly looked through it.
After a while, Taoist Duobao raised his head and said:
"I've finished reading this content, but what does this fetish mean? What kind of disease is this? Why haven't I heard of it?"
"And there are complications from fetishism: Versailles, what does that mean?"
Mr. Duobao has a little doubt in his big bald head.
Wei Yunzhou patiently explained:
"Let's talk about fetishes first. This one is even more serious! The so-called fetishes, as the name suggests, are extreme preferences and obsessions for certain items. The most common ones are those who are obsessed with pianos and swords in the secular world."
"They are obsessed with a certain thing, so they become paranoid and even pursue it almost crazy."
"The lighter ones forget about food and sleep, and do whatever it takes to get what they like."
"In severe cases, the person has completely lost control and even wants to marry someone who plays piano, chess, calligraphy and painting as his wife."
"Of course, there are also people with abnormal hobbies who like some specific dirty things, so I won't introduce them in detail."
"In short, this is what fetishes are, do you understand?"
After Wei Yunzhou finished speaking, he looked at Taoist Duobao and saw beads of sweat on Taoist Duobao's huge bald head.
Dr. Wei is so right! This fetish is me!
I, Taoist Master Duobao, am a fetishist!
Forgetting food and sleep?
How much have I not slept or been in retreat?
What do you do every day without sleep?
Lock yourself in the treasure house and swim in the sea of treasures!
Obtain the treasure by any means necessary?
Why do you think Junior Brother Gongming went to retreat?
In order to borrow Ding Haizhu for a few days to play with, I just dragged him into talking about the great road for fifty years!
It abruptly raised his Taoist heart by a level, so he went into seclusion to maintain stability!
As for wanting to get married to a treasure...
At a certain moment, Taoist Duobao really thought about it, how great it would be if these treasures like me could become humans!
This Zhentian Gong should be the concubine, and that Ding Yuanzhu should be the concubine...
OMG!
My fetish is mine!
The more people in Duobao thought about it, the more scared they became. They collapsed on the ground with a thud, looked at Wei Yunzhou anxiously and shouted:
"Dean Wei! Save me!"
Looking at Taoist Duobao holding his thigh and crying, Wei Yunzhou also received a system prompt in his mind.
System prompt: "Get the task: Treat Jie Jiao Duobao's mental illness (fetish, Versailles syndrome)."
"Since the patient's strength far exceeds that of the host, he will gain 99999 points for successful treatment, and there will be no penalty for failed treatment."
"Does the host accept it?"
Needless to say, Wei Yunzhou shouted "accept" several times in his heart, for fear that he would not be able to accept this big order!
This is a total of ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine points! This dean has only earned a fraction in one year!
If the points are collected, won't my hospital be able to expand again? There are also all those good things in the shopping mall. Just thinking about it makes me drool!
He is indeed a great disciple of Jie Jiao! The price is worthy of it!
Suddenly, Wei Yunzhou's medical ethics (greed) soared into the sky! What points are not points? The key is to save people!