Ahem, Hao Tian really took back all the brocade boxes because he was afraid that he would say too much. Wei Yunzhou quickly pulled him to sit down and changed the subject.
"I'll ask you some simple questions, and you must answer them truthfully." Wei Yunzhou took out his notebook and started recording the questions.
"How many years have you two been together?"
Haotian looked embarrassed when he heard this first question, and he sat there and counted on his fingers.
"How long have I been together with my junior sister? It's been a long time... The first time we met was at the first meeting of Heaven and Earth, and we were taken away by the master together..."
Seeing that Haotian was about to start telling a story, Wei Yunzhou quickly interrupted and said, "I mean, when did the relationship between you two begin?"
"Oh, that's what it means!" Haotian thought about it again. It probably happened before the calamity. At that time, we were assigned to be husband and wife by the master in a daze. At first, we didn't understand what a husband and wife were.
When we get along slowly, we develop feelings."
"To tell you the truth, before we got married, all we thought about every day was where to go to play and how to sneak down the mountain to eat some good food in the mortal world."
Wei Yunzhou recorded what Haotian said, thought for a moment and then asked: "How about your lover's feelings for you?"
This time, Haotian said without hesitation: "My junior sister has absolutely no feelings for me. Four hundred years ago, when I went through the last catastrophe, it was my junior sister who risked her life to save me, otherwise I would have suffered a catastrophe."
"Of course, it would be the same if it were me. As long as I'm here, I will never let my junior sister get hurt at all."
Although the couple has some relationship problems now, there is no doubt that they love each other deeply.
As for Haotian, do you want him to stay alone with the Queen Mother for a day? He would rather suffer a thunderstorm for a day.
But if he were asked to die for the Queen Mother, he would agree without hesitation.
"It's true, I'm willing to take a bullet for you, but I'm not willing to make breakfast for you."
Wei Yunzhou murmured to himself, the situation of Haotian Jade Emperor is very similar to the emotional state of boys and girls on a certain social software of Blue Star.
What a man says about being willing to do anything is absolutely true!
But these things refer to fighting monsters, zombies, blocking bullets, etc.
And it’s not about getting up early to make breakfast, cleaning, or playing games and doing laundry!
After all, Wei Yunzhou doesn't clean the house himself! Shen Jiayin also did it when they lived together...
"Ahem, next question!" Wei Yunzhou coughed slightly and continued to ask: "Do you two communicate much?"
"There used to be many, but in recent hundreds of years there have been very few." Haotian replied.
"Then what happened between you two? Is there anything that you think directly affected your relationship?" Wei Yunzhou continued to ask.
Haotian pondered for a while, then shook his head and said: "Although there were a lot of quarrels, they were all minor conflicts and were far from affecting our relationship. To be honest, I don't know what happened between the two of us at all."
"Oh, this feeling is so uncomfortable. It's really so hot that I can't help it."
Thinking of this, Haotian fell into emo again. Wei Yunzhou quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, I probably have an understanding. So, I will give you a little idea first. You can go back and try it right away. It should be a little bit better."
Effect."
After hearing this, Haotian hurriedly pleaded: "Dean Wei! Tell me quickly! What to do! What to do! We haven't spoken for a long time!"
Wei Yunzhou smiled when he saw this and said, "Have you cooked for her?"
"Cooking?" Haotian looked at Wei Yunzhou in surprise. Why did the conversation suddenly turn here?
"Dean Wei, are you right? I cook?" Haotian asked doubtfully.
"That's right! Just cooking!" Wei Yunzhou replied affirmatively
"This..." Haotian Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment but still replied: "I haven't done it before. In the past, we both went to the mortal world to steal... well, we went to the mortal world to eat. Now we can occasionally want to eat.
It’s made by a dedicated god of food.”
Wei Yunzhou snapped his fingers and said affirmatively: "That's right! When you go back now, cook her a meal. You don't have to ask how good it is, as long as it's edible, but you must deliver it with your own hands."
"I don't know how to do it either... Well, that's not a problem. I'll go back and find the God of Cookery first to learn!"
After Haotian talked to himself, he looked at Wei Yunzhou and asked, "What should I say to her after I finish cooking?"
After hearing this, Wei Yunzhou shook his head and said, "No need!"
"You don't have to deliberately say anything, you will naturally have something to say when the time comes."
"The most rare and sincere thing is to show your true feelings."
After listening to Wei Yunzhou's words, Haotian nodded in understanding, and said tentatively: "Then shall I go back now?"
Wei Yunzhou nodded when he saw it, and Haotian rushed out of the consulting room like a bolt of lightning.
Neither the Barefoot Immortal nor Old Man Li in the front yard of the mental hospital could see the figure clearly, they only felt someone swooping past them.
"What went by? I really want to see a big black mouse!"
The Barefoot Immortal said subconsciously, but the figure came back again, staring at him and sneering.
"Your Majesty...I..." The Barefoot Immortal was dumbfounded. He never expected that the always majestic Jade Emperor would run over in such a hurry, and then run back again.
The Jade Emperor Haotian looked at the Barefoot Immortal and said, "Okay, so in your eyes, I am a big black mouse that has become a spirit?"
The Barefoot Immortal almost felt like he was being slapped to death by slapping himself to death. Why did he owe so much to his mouth?
The Jade Emperor Haotian was thinking about how to deal with the Barefoot Immortal when he suddenly heard Wei Yunzhou shouting from inside: "Who is there? I think the Barefoot Immortal is quite idle. Can't I let him plow the land in my backyard? This is almost going to happen."
It’s spring, it’s time to plant some vegetables.”
Savior! Chun Chun is a savior! He literally saved me!
The Barefoot Immortal was about to cry! It turned out that he still hated Wei Yunzhou in his heart, but now he only felt that he was his living parents!
Sure enough, after hearing Wei Yunzhou's words, Haotian Jade Emperor naturally did not dare to neglect! With a finger, he lowered the Barefoot Immortal from the tree and said in a cold voice: "Why don't you hurry up and plow the land for Dean Wei? You happen to be in charge of mountains and rivers.
Yes, it can be considered a match."
"You work hard, if you lose my people again, I won't be able to spare you when you come back!" Haotian said another harsh word, and then hurried away again, and the afterimage behind him also vaguely carried the power of merit.
It’s obvious that he’s using his merit to travel! It’s too slow to use mana to travel!
Taoist Duobao, who was hiding in the void and peeking, was jealous!
For the first time, Taoist Duobao felt inferior due to financial problems!