Wei Yunzhou smiled slightly, pulled Haotian to sit down, poured him a cup of tea and said, "How is it, is it effective?"
Looking at the Heavenly Emperor who lives in the Three Realms, Wei Yunzhou is also very happy now smiling like a child of 200 kilograms.
As a doctor, it is really pleasant to see the patient's condition relieved.
"Director Wei, your method is so effective! After I delivered it to her after cooking, she actually laughed! I haven't seen my junior sister laugh for a long time!"
"What should I do next? Are I still cooking?"
Haotian seemed to be a primary school student who had completed after-class exercises at this time, and then waited for the teacher to perform and assign the next task.
Wei Yunzhou shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I can't cook anymore. It's just like too much. It's enough to do this once or twice a day."
"Or else, when she gets used to it, she will feel that the dishes you cook are of no new meaning."
"If you cook late one day, she will feel that you don't pay attention to her anymore!"
"So, boys must be reserved. If you give it all, it is likely to be counterproductive!"
Wei Yunzhou warned the Jade Emperor Haotian very seriously that this was a bloody lesson! It was a teaching he summarized after several love periods.
It is also the most precious gift left by these exes to Wei Yunzhou.
Of course, if you face Miss Shen, the question of Wei Yunzhou's ex is definitely the standard answer for Blue Star men.
There is only one before you!
When I was a child, I was ignorant at school, so I went to and from school together. I had never done anything, so I held my hand!
I went to college (graduate) and I didn’t contact me anymore!
Baby, you are my first real love!
...... Of course, our Dean Wei said this not to deceive Shen Jiayin, but to protect himself!
After all, with Miss Shen’s personality, if she told her rich love history, her head would probably be twisted off!
"Oh~! So, it turns out that there are so many ways to get along with a Taoist couple!" The Jade Emperor Haotian nodded thoughtfully, recalling Wei Yunzhou's words, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it made sense.
When Longji went out to play, the junior sister smiled and said that she was naughty, but now she can scold her for a whole whole time and it doesn’t matter!
It seems that women really change their faces like reading! So you must be careful in your words and actions!
Haotian looked at Wei Yunzhou and made up his mind to hold this thigh! Hold it!
Haotian's eyes looked at Wei Yunzhou were ambiguous. If Wei Yunzhou hadn't known that he was a straight man, he would have kicked him out long ago!
"Director Wei, tell me what to do next!" Haotian humbly asked for advice again.
Wei Yunzhou also said simply: "Let you deliver food is not the purpose, the purpose is to let you express that you still care about her, and then what you have to do next is to live and work normally, and then contact her every now and then, such as sending a voice message.
, write a letter or something.”
"You must take notes as you say below!"
"If you send a message, don't be too numb. You can just be a routine concern and ask, such as asking if the Queen Mother lacks any clothes."
"Because you can easily be heard by others when talking on the phone. If you want to say something too stingy, the Queen Mother will easily die of a community."
"Social death?" The Jade Emperor Haotian was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "What is social death? And that's it, wouldn't it be enough for me to send a jade talisman with a hidden formation? No one can steal it?
I can't hear it!"
"Uh... you can understand it as embarrassing, it's like embarrassing." Wei Yunzhou pondered for a moment and said, "Then don't bring any hidden formations, be sure to let others hear the content."
"This way you can show your kindness to her in front of outsiders and satisfy her desire to show off her slight desire!"
"My junior sister has always been indifferent to fame and fortune..." Haotian showed suspicious eyes.
Wei Yunzhou glared and said, "Why don't you believe it? OK! Then I won't teach you anymore!"
"Director Wei calm down! Dean Wei calm down! I believe and I believe! You continue to talk!" The Jade Emperor Haotian directly transformed into the old national football team and apologized.
"After speaking, I'm talking about writing a letter!"
"Don't think you don't have to write a letter if you're in heaven! No girl doesn't want to receive a love letter written by a boy she likes, okay?"
"And what is private and confidential like a letter must be written with stinginess. The more stinginess the better!"
"When she blushed when she saw the letter alone, she was all about you and it was sweet!"
"Did you understand?"
What Wei Yunzhou said is real love skills! It is absolutely applicable to use in real life!
For example, what do you say if you bought a fruit for your girlfriend?
If you send a voice call, you must be concise and concise: "I bought you xx fruit, you come downstairs to get it~"
Instead of saying affectionately, he said: "Baby, my husband bought you delicious fruits~ Come and kiss me!"
In this way, your girlfriend will just die in the community!
Of course, if you are typing or writing, you must do the opposite.
Because the text is too cold, it is difficult for us to understand the mood and context of the person opposite us through the screen.
Therefore, when communicating with words, don’t be stingy with your own words, and just push forward any stingy words!
After listening to Wei Yunzhou's teaching, the Jade Emperor Haotian looked at his slow notes, nodded heavily, and said, "Well! I remember everything! Dean Wei, I will practice it now!"
He was about to get up and leave, but Wei Yunzhou grabbed him and said, "Oh, ah, ah, don't leave first, take the guy who plows the backyard!"
Looking down the window, I saw that the barefoot immortal finally plowed the back a few acres of land and was watering the land.
Old man Li silently built branches and leaves for flowers and plants.
Seeing this look, the Jade Emperor Haotian sighed and said, "Haotian is not strict in his power, which has caused trouble for President Wei. I will definitely be able to discipline him when I take him back this time!"
After speaking, he used his great powers directly, grabbed the two people in the backyard and stuffed them into his cuffs, but he made a wonderful trick of mustard seeds.
"Director Wei laughed. Haotian will come here with a generous gift next time~ Thank you!" Haotian bowed to Wei Yunzhou and was about to leave.
Wei Yunzhou smiled and praised him well, and personally sent him to the gate of the mental hospital and waved his hand to say goodbye to Jade Emperor Haotian.
The reason why he specifically asked Haotian to take the two of them was because he was preparing to upgrade the system!
At the same time, a mental hospital will be transformed. This will cause a lot of noise and it will be inconvenient for outsiders to have them inside!
Especially that magical artifact, he has been interested in for a long time, if it can be exchanged successfully.
Then he can also walk out of this mental hospital!
And there is no need to worry about your safety at all!