System prompt: "Acquired the task: Treat the disease of the land guy (solitary phobia)"
"Due to the strength of the host and the difficulty of the disease, the patient will receive 500 points for completing this task, and 500 points for the host will be deducted for failure."
"The current host point balance is 521 points (even the points are in the shape of loving the host~)"
"Does the host accept it?"
Although he suspected that the system might not be mentally normal, how could Wei Yunzhou refuse this task?
Autism phobia is a common mental illness among the elderly, and Wei Yunzhou is treated frequently at Blue Star.
The general treatment method is to let the elderly live in a group or find a wife.
However, it is not realistic in prehistoric times. Forming a Taoist couple is relatively complicated. Everyone mainly communicates on Taoism and does not have much companionship.
Therefore, Wei Yunzhou still planned to "treat diseases with disease" and asked patients in the backyard to treat him.
Wei Yunzhou coughed lightly and walked into the house. Old Man Li turned around and saw Wei Yunzhou coming back, and immediately became quiet.
"Oh, Dean Wei, you're here. I...I...I seemed to be sick again just now. It felt so terrible!"
Old Man Li was tortured almost crazy by this feeling. Seeing Wei Yunzhou was like seeing a savior.
"Fellow Taoist, please be patient. I have just made clear your condition. Come with me and I will help you solve this problem."
"This is great! If the dean can help me solve my disease, I will be very grateful! I will definitely thank you very much! I will definitely thank you very much!"
Wei Yunzhou took Old Man Li to the backyard and arrived in front of a ward in a short time.
Wei Yunzhou stopped and suddenly thought of something and said, "By the way, fellow Taoist, may I ask what sect you are a disciple of?"
Old Man Li shook his head and said: "I am just a casual cultivator, I have no master, let alone a disciple of any great religion."
After hearing this, Wei Yunzhou felt much relieved and said: "If you want to cure your problem, you may need to join a sect. Of course, this sect is very free and will not impose any restrictions on you."
"This..." Old Man Li was hesitant at first, but remembering the anxiety he felt just now, he calmly said: "It doesn't matter what sect he is, I just want to live a normal life!"
Anyway, Heaven does not restrict the sects of subordinate gods. Look at your boss’s boss, the Barefoot Immortal, isn’t he a disciple of Jie Jiao?
No matter what sect he is! The one who can cure my disease is a good sect!
After hearing this, Wei Yunzhou nodded, opened the door, and walked in with Old Man Li.
As soon as he entered the door, Old Man Li was shocked. What is this?
Dozens of kittens all looked at the two people who entered the house.
How come there are so many cats?
Wei Yunzhou was also frightened by this scene. Good guy! It seems that his condition has worsened again!
"Doctor Wei! You're here!" A soft and cute voice came from the side.
I saw a little loli wearing cat ears and a fan dress walking over, holding several newborn kittens in her arms.
At this time, the little Loli showed the newborn kitten to Wei Yunzhou with a face full of joy, and she was very excited.
This scene immediately reminded Wei Yunzhou of the time when he first met the little Lolita...
It was just a chance encounter on the street. The little loli was squatting on the street wearing white stockings and crying. Wei Yunzhou looked at the white stockings too much...
Bah, bah, because I saw the little girl crying very sadly, I went over to ask what happened.
So we had the following conversation:
Wei Yunzhou: Little sister, what’s wrong with you? What happened?
Little Loli: My boyfriend got lost when he got up to give the cat a bath in the morning. Ooooooooo, I’m so worried.
Wei Yunzhou: Don't worry, when did your boyfriend get lost?
Little loli: I don’t know
Wei Yunzhou: So what did your boyfriend wear today?
Little Lolita: I don’t remember
Wei Yunzhou: What is his body shape? He is tall, short, fat and thin?
Little Loli: What does your question have to do with me?
Wei Yunzhou: Alas, you little girl, why do you have such a bad memory? I guess you can’t even remember the characteristics of a cat.
The little Loli suddenly became energetic: The cat owner is a British shorthair cat with a silver gradient color. He is one and a half years old and weighs nine and a half pounds. He has been neutered. He does not like to eat cat food of 81 pounds and likes to eat chicken breasts.
Meat, I'm very timid... Wuwuwu, I'm really worried!
Wei Yunzhou:...I...stop crying, I will definitely help you find your boyfriend...er, your cat.
...
Later, the little Loli was also confirmed to have delusional disorder, and later her condition became so serious that she joined the "Blue Star Meow Meow Cult".
Until she was sent to a mental hospital, she had become the leader of the Miaomiao Church in Qincheng, with thousands of "believers" under her command.
Although this type of patient is not very lethal, it is extremely difficult to deal with and extremely difficult to treat. Wei Yunzhou teamed up with several senior doctors to reluctantly make the little Loli promise not to develop followers and not affect others.
Otherwise, it is estimated that half of the patients would have to join the "Blue Star Meow Meow Cult"!
After all, it’s super cool to worship a cat owner, right?
Wei Yunzhou didn't say much else. He simply said that Old Man Li needed a kitten to help cure autism.
The little lolita was sitting on a chair, her legs not touching the ground swinging in the air. Wei Yunzhou looked like a "gentleman". Fortunately, there was no white silk today.
Little Loli puffed up her cheeks and said, "It's not impossible to have a little master, but this old man has to join our Miao Miao Cult!"
"Dean Wei, I'm not trying to recruit people to join the gang. I'm trying to help you solve your problem. You can't burn bridges by crossing the river!"
After our Dean Wei heard this, he quickly said that this was not an aggravation of the disease, and praised the little Loli's helpfulness, which made the little Loli smile even brighter.
"That's fine. I'll bring grandpa to join the sect first! Then I'll choose a suitable young master!"
After saying this, the little Loli jumped down from the chair happily, and then led the two of them to the back room with a skip.
I saw that the little Lolita's boudoir was decorated in pink and tender colors, full of soft and cute atmosphere. Wei Yunzhou, who has a good eye, also found a few white ribbons hanging on the screen!
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Little Loli first opened the portrait on the side of the altar. On it was a cat wearing a gorgeous costume, and there were three big characters "Meow Meow Cult"!
Walking to Old Man Li, Little Loli said seriously: "Grandpa, are you ready to become a member of our Miao Miao Cult?"
Although Old Man Li felt that things were very strange, he still said bravely: "That's right! I'm ready!"
The little Loli nodded and said: "Okay, then please swear an oath with me, and I will say it one by one."
"The first sentence: the holy fire shines"
Old Man Li used his magic power to stabilize his mood, and solemnly repeated: "The holy fire is shining."
The little Loli became more serious and said: "Second sentence, the holy fire shines brightly."
Old Man Li suddenly felt that the power of law was surging in the dark, just like when he saw a powerful man like the Barefoot Immortal.
Is there really something extraordinary about this Miao Miao Cult?
Thinking of this, Old Man Li quickly said more solemnly: "Holy Fire Yaoyao!"
Seeing that Old Man Li valued Miao Miao Cult so much, Little Loli was very pleased and said the third sentence of her oath, "Everyone is my disciple!"
Old Man Li also repeated solemnly: "Fan is my disciple!"
The little Loli looked at Old Man Li with a solemn expression and said: "
The following is the last sentence. You must learn the correct tone! Don’t deviate! Do you hear me?”
"If you make a mistake in a word, you won't be allowed to join my teaching!"
Upon hearing this, Old Man Li immediately patted his chest and promised that he would listen carefully and learn from it, and he was even prepared to sacrifice his own magic weapon.
"Listen carefully, this last vow is..."
"Meow meow meow~" the little Loli said the last sentence of the oath of membership in the softest, sweetest and cutest voice!
In an instant, the color of the sky and the earth changed, and countless laws seemed to be surging in the sky. The establishment of the Miao Miao Sect was actually recognized by the ancient law of heaven!