Chapter 98 Compendium of Materia Medica Nonsense Edition
As the music became more and more intense, even Wei Yunzhou, who was sitting on the chair, couldn't help but start shaking his legs to the rhythm.
"Wei... Could it be that Dean Wei is the sacrificial shaman of the ancient witch clan? Why is the sound so magical?"
The Barefoot Immortal secretly said to Wei Yunzhou: "If I hadn't put all my effort into my feet, I might not be able to bear such a rhythm!"
"This is so awesome!"
Wei Yunzhou couldn't help but secretly grin after hearing this. This square dance is indeed one of the three kings of disturbing people. The only ones that can rival it are beating children and chopping up!
It's just that the latter two are just targeted disturbances, while square dancing is an AOE attack, and no one within the range can be spared.
"Look, your son is waking up!"
Wei Yunzhou found Banshan Xiaoxian rubbing his eyes and slowly sitting up.
The Barefoot Immortal was overjoyed and was about to rush over to hug his son. Wei Yunzhou quickly stopped him and said, "Don't go over there yet, otherwise it will scare him easily."
After stopping the Barefoot Immortal, I saw that the Mountain Moving Immortal had also calmed down and looked around curiously.
"You seal his cultivation level first, and then draw a restriction around him. Don't let him go within five steps."
Wei Yunzhou gave instructions to the Barefoot Immortal.
"Okay!" The Barefoot Immortal didn't hesitate at all after hearing Wei Yunzhou's words. He raised his foot to ban his son's cultivation, and then stamped his foot, banning the space around him so that he could not leave the room.
"Dad, where are you? Why did you seal off my magic power?"
The mountain-moving fairy suddenly lost his magic power. When he looked up, he saw that it was his own father who did it and asked quickly.
"How do you feel now?" The Barefoot Immortal asked with concern.
"Me?" The mountain-moving fairy was stunned for a moment. Although his feet began to move in place unconsciously, a feeling of fatigue suddenly came up and he took a breath.
"Dad, I feel so tired. Please take me home to rest."
The mountain-moving fairy had a pleading look on her chubby little face, and she looked a little cute.
The Barefoot Immortal looked at Wei Yunzhou, who shook his head slightly and said, "This is just the beginning. His illness needs to be treated. I'll talk to him first."
After saying this, Wei Yunzhou went to the mountain-moving fairy, told him the cause and effect, and told him that this was to cure his illness.
But the little fairy who moved the mountains was being controlled by the disease at this time, so how could he care about Wei Yunzhou?
Not just crying, asking daddy to let him out.
"Fellow Barefoot Daoist, I think we should go out first. It is not conducive to the treatment of the child if we are here."
Wei Yunzhou proposed to leave the house with the Barefoot Immortal first. First, the Mountain Moving Immortal would be distracted by the presence of the Barefoot Immortal. More importantly, Wei Yunzhou himself could hardly bear it anymore!
This square dance is so magical!
Pulling the Barefoot Immortal out of the house and closing the door, Wei Yunzhou breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking at the worried Barefoot Immortal, Wei Yunzhou said, "Don't worry, your son will be fine. His condition is getting better."
"Why don't you wait in the room opposite for a while? I'll go take care of something first."
The Barefoot Immortal nodded and didn't say much. He took the initiative to sit in the small room opposite and said nothing.
Wei Yunzhou sighed lightly and went to each ward first.
I don’t know if the mountain-moving fairy can stand the torture of Aunt Hu?
However, given Aunt Hu's "following the trend" personality, she should be able to coax the mountain-moving fairy to play.
Hey, actually Aunt Hu was not a smelly old person originally.
Aunt Hu was also a kind and conscientious person when she was young.
However, the current situation was turbulent at that time, and the educated Aunt Hu was maliciously persecuted by some people and put on many hats.
Not only were family properties confiscated, but people were also persecuted to a state of disgrace.
The most ironic thing is that the young girl who persecuted Aunt Hu in the first place.
Later he became a famous film and television actor.
Her screen image is also that of a loving mother, and she is known as "a woman with both virtue and art~!"
This also caused Aunt Hu to have a strong sense of self-protection and never trust anyone.
Became a notoriously smelly neighbor.
.....
Wei Yunzhou was busy for another afternoon, solving the needs of some patients, and then returned to Aunt Hu's ward.
As soon as his face was exposed, the Barefoot Immortal immediately jumped up and grabbed Wei Yunzhou and said, "Dean Wei! How's it going? What do you think is going on inside?"
Wei Yunzhou rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't go in! How do I know!"
"But it's almost time, let's go in and take a look together."
As he spoke, Wei Yunzhou walked to Aunt Hu's ward and opened the door of the ward with the key.
I saw that the lazy mountain-moving fairy who was originally tortured by illness was now sweating and exercising frantically.
"If Hua Tuo is reincarnated, it means he has not died!"
"If foreigners come to learn Chinese characters, they should learn Chinese characters even more."
"Nux vomica, cassia, cocklebur, all are Chinese characters"
"All the Sichuan girls in the pockets of soybean trousers also have sperm in their mouths."
"My way not your way!"
"..."
A compendium of Materia Medica combined with Coach Liu's most popular dance before time travel made the mountain-moving fairy do crazy things!
It's just...it's just that this word doesn't seem quite right?
Aunt Hu, which version did you hear this?
Why is it different from what Wei Yunzhou heard since childhood?
This nonsense literature has already attacked pop songs???
Wei Yunzhou turned off the tone stone with an expressionless expression, and then looked at the two people who were dancing happily.
"Hey, why did the music stop?"
The two of them turned around and saw Wei Yunzhou and the Barefoot Immortal, and their angry expressions turned into smiles.
"Wei Yunzhou, Director Chi, you are here!" Aunt Hu came over happily.
The mountain-moving fairy also regained consciousness at this time. First he called daddy, and then said to Wei Yunzhou: "Dean Wei! Thank you very much! If you can find the mountain-moving nephew in the future, please feel free to ask! I'll follow you
My father is unequivocal in his definition."
Seeing Aunt Hu's expression of looking forward to receiving credit, the mountain-moving fairy also thanked: "Grandma Hu has worked hard too. Wherever I am needed, I will definitely do my best."
Not to mention that this mountain-moving fairy is quite polite!
Wei Yunzhou asked with a smile: "Moving mountains, how do you feel now? Do you still feel strange?"
The mountain-moving fairy shook his head and replied: "No, the laziness just now is gone. I am full of energy anyway. If you hadn't turned off my audio... ah audio, I could still dance all day long.
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At this time, Wei Yunzhou also heard a system prompt in his mind: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the "Treat the Mountain-Moving Fairy" personality disorder task. Based on the patient's strength and condition, this task will earn 1,000 points!"