Wei Yuan yawned and finished flipping through the Taoist scriptures in his hand. It contained some clear rules and precepts, which roughly means that those who practice Taoism, especially those from orthodox sects such as Zhengyiyi and Quanzhenjiao, can go down the mountain and kill demons. , but you should not participate in things like the Chinese deer competition.
We should not bear the fate of the Chinese Dynasty.
The luck of the Chinese dynasty is the basis of the emperor's fiefdom.
Most Taoist monks only look forward to being free in the human world. This kind of incense and luck must be avoided. On the one hand, the earth is in conflict with the Lu Wen system. On the other hand, the earth changes with the rise and fall of dynasties in the world. This share The edict removes authority, which is also a responsibility. It places a heavy burden on you. From now on, you can no longer escape, and the disciples of the sect will also be affected.
This is still the good fortune of the prosperous times.
And if a group of heroes come together to compete in the Central Plains, and the fates are fighting each other, then it is really like the heaven and the earth are the furnace, and the yin and the yang are the charcoal. If you fall in, you will often have to bear huge karma, and it will not help your own Taoism. Why bother to go in?
In short, the elders of the Taoist sect warned the younger ones that if a young Taoist priest wants to go down the mountain to kill demons and eliminate demons, it is okay; if he wants to be a chivalrous and righteous man, it is okay, but he must not be contaminated with the dragon veins and dragon energy of China, and he must stay away from it. Do you understand?
After Wei Yuan read the basic Taoist text, he put it back in his original position, stretched lazily, and planned to take a good sleep after washing up.
While I was soaking my feet, my phone suddenly flashed.
A new message has been received.
Wei Yuan looked at the group nonchalantly, and his face became stiff little by little.
The news comes from Wuzhiqi——
"What does youth mode mean?"
Um??!
WTF?!
Wei Yuan was stunned for a moment and almost kicked the footbath out.
He remembered correctly, the anti-addiction mode lasted for six full hours. You, like an ancient water god, directly browsed the entertainment software for six hours, causing the anti-addiction mode to turn on? You followed the Romans too quickly. Bar?!
There was a ding-dong sound, and the phone screen lit up.
Zhang Ruosu, whose avatar is a black cat in the snow, replied: "Youth mode?"
"this is very simple……"
???!!
Wei Yuan's eyes twitched, his fingers moved on the phone like lightning, he switched directly to Zhang Ruosu's chat bar, and then pressed frantically.
In the Tianshi Mansion, Zhang Ruosu put down her tea and prepared to explain what youth mode meant.
Regardless of his age, he still understands the things of the younger generation.
He had already typed a line, but before he could send it out, his phone began to vibrate violently, and messages popped up one after another. Zhang Ruosu was surprised when he saw a series of emoticons sent by Wei Yuan. They were from a hamster with his hands crossed and shouting NO. His expression was confused at first.
Then he looked at the teen mode in the chat group.
Zhang Ruosu was thoughtful.
Zhang Ruosu pondered.
Zhang Ruosu's forehead twitched, and he suddenly understood the current situation. He opened his mouth and looked at Wei Yuan's avatar. Could it be that that account was a so-called 'friend' of fellow Daoist Wei, and he was now learning about the outside world through his mobile phone. Wei Yuan, for the sake of safety, gave That 'friend' is on teen mode?
Zhang Ruosu immediately thought of the Huaishui God who caused the flood before.
Cold sweat broke out on his forehead instantly.
He deleted all those words at once and didn't know how to explain it. Wuzhiqi was a little impatient and texted: "What does it mean?! You can only open this software when you shut down and restart it, and nothing else can be touched."
Wei Yuan couldn't stand it and wanted to explain: "This means..."
Wuzhiqi: "You, shut up."
"you say."
His second sentence was obviously directed at Zhang Ruosu.
Zhang Ruosu wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied with difficulty:
"This, this youth mode..."
"The so-called green character refers to green grass, yes, it is green grass, a plant with strong vitality and vitality. Youth, as the name suggests, refers to being young, energetic, and able to keep up with the times. This teenager refers to the Tao.
My friend, you are young and energetic, a stage where you can continue to grow and improve your cultivation."
"And the youth mode is specially prepared for such people. Only they can enjoy the mode and services. This is a high-end service specially customized for Taoist friends. Ha, haha. Only in this way can we be worthy of the status of Taoist friends."
Wei Yuan let out a long breath and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Wuzhiqi was suspicious: "Is that really true?"
Wei Yuan quickly comforted him: "Of course, of course, this is a natural thing."
"Only this teenage mode is worthy of you."
Wuzhiqi seemed a little unconvinced.
Wei Yuan and Zhang Ruosu comforted him before he slowly believed it.
Zhang Ruosu wiped away the cold sweat and finally breathed a sigh of relief. She just sighed in her heart to see what was happening. She took a sip of tea to moisten her throat. Then her phone trembled slightly and a new message appeared faintly.
"Then, what does parent mean?"
"To enable youth mode lock, parent operation is required."
??!
puff!
Zhang Ruosu choked on her tea and squirted out a cup of fragrant tea.
"Cough cough cough!"
A violent cough.
The Heavenly Master wanted to smash the cup away instantly and pin it on the forehead of the museum owner.
Is that a mistake?
Playing so big?!
He is an old man with a weak heart.
The phone buzzed crazily, and messages from Wei Yuan flashed across the screen quickly. Wei Yuan also had a headache. He was trying to prevent Wuzhiqi from seeing something he shouldn't have seen, so he became furious and implicated innocent people, but now he wouldn't implicate innocent people.
It was himself who was implicated.
Zhang Ruosu struggled to explain the word "parent", "Ahem, parent, as the name suggests, this home is the place where you live, daily life, food, rice, oil and salt. This long word means distance, and parent means the distance among the people who are related to you.
The one you’re furthest from.”
Wuzhi Qi is suspicious:
"So that's what you meant?"
Zhang Ruosu wiped his sweat: "That's it."
Wuzhiqi: "Then why does my mode require some kind of parent to activate it? Didn't you say that this youth mode is extremely special and rare? Does it still need to be controlled by others?"
Zhang Ruosu: “…………”
Taoist priest, I don't want to play anymore.
Just when Wei Yuan and Zhang Ruosu were both feeling pain in their heads, another person in the group appeared, and Nujiao's account sent a message:
"Ah, I know why."
Zhang Ruosu was slightly startled, then subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
Wei Yuan suddenly felt something bad.
Wuzhi Qi frowned and looked at it. Along with different prompts, the screens on the three mobile phones lit up slightly.
Behind the harmless smiling emoticon, a line of words emerged.
"Because he wants to be your father!"
Wuzhiqi: “…………”
Wei Yuan: "…………"
Zhang Ruosu: “…………”
Because he wants to be your father.
I want to be your dad.
Be your daddy...
This line of words kept getting bigger and bigger in Zhang Ruosu's eyes, and finally seemed to get into his head.
The old master was dumbfounded. He sighed. He felt that the young man was in the wild. He, an old Taoist priest, could not keep up with the rhythm. He raised his neck and took a sip of tea. Then he silently put his mobile phone into the teapot that was slowly heating next to him.
He put the phone down and closed the lid.
I felt sad and confused, thinking of the words I saw when I went to those young people's online communities.
If you're tired of it, destroy it.
The black cat Xuedi in the group chat avatar immediately dimmed.
In Qingqiu Junior High School, Miko Jiao couldn't help but smile.
After thousands of years of loneliness, it is rare that there are still two people who are familiar with each other...
Wei Yuan looked at that line of words and lost the ability to think for a few breaths. He had actually thought that Wu Wu Jiao had become much gentler and calmer after the past four or five thousand years. He made two actions in an instant. The first was to quickly solve the problem.
I turned on the Wuzhiqi mobile phone block, and immediately shut down the phone the next time.
He lowered his head and pulled out a few stones from the corner, built them up and opened the altar.
Tonight, a dreamless sleep.
The second avatar changes to gray.
After a long time, Wuzhiqi sent a new message——
"What does this sentence mean?"
Mikojiao couldn't help laughing and sent a message to Wuzhiqi:
"Your phone should work."
Under the Huai River, Wuzhi Qi reopened his phone and found that it could be used normally. He didn't care about those few words, but was very interested in waiting for the Great Sage Qitian to break the Five Elements Mountain, kill the West Tianling Mountain, and lift the
Lingshan Wonderful Land, but slowly, I discovered that the plot did not go as I thought.
How happy it was in the beginning, but how frustrating it became in the future.
Wuzhiqi's heart became angry after seeing it, and he really couldn't stand it any longer.
When I turned to the end, I saw the monkey wearing a cassock and respectfully saluting his enemies.
Wuzhiqi roared with anger, and the chains of the gods stirred, shaking the Huaihe River system and causing ripples.
When he really looked inside, he felt aggrieved and panicked in his heart.
How heroic were you when you were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?! After being suppressed for five hundred years, why did you respectfully lose your temper?! In the end, you were subdued by some kind of Buddha from the West?!
From the perspective of Wuzhi Qi, who directly stopped in front of King Yu, this made the previous riot in the Heavenly Palace and his unruly behavior seem like a joke.
Wuzhiqi directly searched for the Monkey King on this video website. He was so angry that he had to find the great demon Sun Wukong who had lost his original heroic spirit for some reason. He planned to fight the Monkey King first after leaving seclusion.
Fight, beat the monkey, and then go to find trouble with He Bo.
He actually found it, and angrily swept towards that line of text.
"Monkey King, the Monkey King, one of the prototypes."
"Huaiwo Shuijun, Wuzhi Qi."
Wuzhiqi: “…………”
……………………
On the second day, Wei Yuan woke up to the unique sound of Taoist chanting in morning classes.
He stretched lazily, just a little curious. Wuzhiqi had never tried to fall asleep. After washing, he walked out of the library. He felt refreshed and refreshed. He was looking at the distant scenery from a high place when he suddenly saw something
Several Taoists were walking up to the gate of Weiming Sect with a box.
Wei Yuan was slightly startled, but then he understood.
The thing used to lure the way to peace has arrived.
PS: The second update today, 3,000 words...
Half past twelve, okay...
Thanks to the Killer Monk for the 10,000 reward, thank you~