Chapter 561 Dong Yuefeng: I will take you to your golden thigh
The Shennong Whip was wrapped around Wei Yuan's waist. When entering, Nujiao said that as long as there was a special power fluctuation, Wei Yuan would be pulled out from the outside with the help of the sealing formation. Wei Yuan used this method.
With a venue advantage, he finally tricked Chi You once and successfully escaped.
There was a blur in front of my eyes, and the person in front of me was the corpse of the extremely angry military leader Chi You.
She turned into a woman with falling white hair and beautiful appearance.
Chi You's final momentum was too powerful.
Wei Yuan took a while to recover.
In the end, he was completely beaten for who knows how many times before he became angry.
Even if he is suppressed by the power and becomes stiff.
You also need to urge your body to complete that extremely provocative action.
You can lose the fight.
Don't lose face.
Yu thought it was great.
Qi felt very embarrassed.
Nujiao looked at Wei Yuan and poked his face with her finger. Wei Yuan came back to his senses and said:
"I am a pretty girl..."
"Shut up."
The miko frowned and scolded.
Then he stretched out his fingers and pressed them between Wei Yuan's eyebrows. He looked left and right again and confirmed that although there was an injury, it did not damage his roots and left no serious consequences for his own foundation. Then he breathed a sigh of relief.
.
Although this guy is said to be quite noisy, he actually has some tricks up his sleeve.
At least he didn't take the initiative to provoke Chi You's corpse.
Wei Yuan pretended to be relaxed and said: "It's okay. I just had a good exchange with Chi You. I didn't get much hurt. Look, I'm not doing well."
"It's okay."
Nvjiao smiled and said, "Have all the elixirs been used up?"
"Well, you are still a pretty girl and you are thoughtful."
The white-haired fox girl raised her chin slightly, and raised the corners of her eyes with red eye shadow. It was obvious that she was in a good mood. Then when Wei Yuan thought he could handle it, the girl pulled Wei Yuan over, raised her right hand, and there was an extra one on his hand.
The special operations team specializes in using mobile phones to take 30 consecutive shots.
At this time, Wei Yuan also saw himself in the selfie picture.
His face was confused.
The clothes were messy and occasionally torn, and the corner of his right eye was extremely dark.
Like photos of postmodern art, they have a primitive and wild charm.
Like a giant panda escaping over the wall in a protected area.
It was like a friendly punch from a casserole-sized fist.
Coupled with that confused look, blank and silent eyes, and Chi You's aura.
It looks like the iron-eating beast that fought with Chi You and ran away in the battle of deer became a spirit.
The girl smiled brightly and said, "It's great, it's a rare gain."
Wei Yuan: "???!"
Damn it!
He reacted instantly and went to snatch Nvjiao's mobile phone, but Nvjiao held her hand directly, pressed it with her palm, and then pulled her back. Wei Yuan, who was exhausted, was pulled to the spot by his eldest sister.
He rotated a certain degree, his right calf was hooked backwards, and he fell down directly.
The Nvjiao's movements changed naturally. When she turned around, her right knee pressed against Wei Yuan's waist, causing Wei Yuan's upper body to lean back.
Hold with one hand to maintain balance.
Holding the phone in the palm of his left hand, he held it up high.
It ends in the most elegant and delicate way for the hero and heroine at a palace ball.
If what is spinning at this moment is a girl wearing a long skirt, then the flying and falling skirt can definitely be compared to the grand scene of snow falling in Kunlun.
The action is simple.
Yet elegantly like a white swan, or a white fox dancing in the frost and snow.
certainly,
It would be better if Wei Yuan was not the female side of the action.
"Come, look at the camera."
"eggplant."
Wei Yuan: “…………”
The girl smiled and took another thirty consecutive shots.
Finally, he let go of Wei Yuan with satisfaction.
The huge impact made Wei Yuan want to squat there and sort out his thoughts. As for why the nvjiao danced like this, when the nvjiao seemed bored, they would watch those so-called modern TV series, and then they would like those heroines and supporting actors.
The operation made me complain for a while.
He also said that if it were him, the heroine would never survive three episodes.
This kind of dance can be learned just by looking at it.
The girl hummed a brisk melody and clicked her fingers on the mobile phone.
Open the folder, ‘Ayuan Black History Version 3.1’, and save it in it with ease.
Wei Yuan stood up, sighed, and wanted to go out.
Nujiao put her phone away and said, "Wait a minute."
Wei Yuan subconsciously turned his head: "Huh?"
With a snap, the charming woman's palms held Wei Yuan's face left and right. Of course, rather than holding it, the force was more like slapping it into the center of a sandwich, and Wei Yuan felt waves of clear blood.
The feeling emerged and the injuries on the body recovered quickly.
The nvjiao pressed her fingers on the socket of his right eye.
The black eye socket that was punched out by Chi You returned to normal.
Even if you look closely, you can see that the skin at the corners of the eyes is more delicate and smooth than before.
"Well, that's almost it."
The girl took two steps back, smiled and clapped her hands.
As soon as the light streamed in the void, Wei Yuan's tattered clothes were repaired.
Even some adjustments were made in some details.
He looks more handsome than his original appearance, with a calm and distant temperament.
Wei Yuan looked at his clothes in surprise.
Nvjiao stretched out her hand to straighten his collar and said: "This is the forbidden area of Tushan. If you make such a big noise, there are probably some Tushan elders coming outside. Of course, you have to look good, but you can't let it fall."
Person."
Wei Yuan hummed.
The girl smiled and said: "After all, I am the only one in the world who can bully you."
She paused in thought.
Seemingly realizing something, he pondered: "Should we add Jue in the future?"
"If you have children, do you need to add a daughter?"
"Ah, if this happens, your family status seems to be lowered again."
The corners of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.
"???!"
………………
Outside the forbidden area.
The Qingqiu Fox Clan outside heard such a huge noise, how could they still sit there? Especially some well-informed fox spirits who heard the explosion of fists and fists and sensed the meaning contained in them.
The strength of the qi machine was so shocking that the fur of the fox exploded.
At this moment, everyone is gathered here, with worried looks on their faces.
After the forbidden area was opened, they saw the majestic white-haired girl and another young man walking out, but the legendary suppressive presence in the forbidden area did not appear. The Qingqiu Fox Clan breathed a sigh of relief.
One of the old foxes stepped forward and said with a puzzled face: "Master of the Kingdom, when we were practicing previously, we sensed changes in the forbidden land. The ground was shaking and the mountains were shaking. Could it be that the forbidden land was loosened?"
"Also, this gentleman, if I remember correctly, should be a person from the outside world."
"Why are you here?"
The charming girl raised her eyes slightly.
His face was definitely not as relaxed and happy as when he was getting along with Wei Yuan.
It was replaced by a kind of majesty, but the brows were slightly furrowed. The dignity and pressure of the years made people feel uncomfortable. They subconsciously spoke and instinctively defended Wei Yuan. Even the slightest doubt would make the girl feel unhappy.
At this time, Wei Yuan pulled Nvjiao's sleeves and whispered:
"Let me tell you..."
Although it is impossible to marry those three fox girls, I can help you share some of the pressure of Qingqiu Country.
That's no problem either.
The girl thought for a moment and nodded.
Wei Yuan took a step forward, thought about it, and said in a relaxed tone:
"First of all, you should call me Tu Shanyuan."
Tu Shanyuan...
This name is a bit strange and unfamiliar, and many people don't think of it right away.
"As for why you are here?"
Wei Yuan flicked his sleeves and robe.
An afterimage fell through the sky.
Accompanied by an aura of boundless murder.
It fell hard into the ground of Qingqiu Kingdom, and boundless evil energy surrounded it.
It was a halberd with ancient patterns on it, exuding overwhelming arrogance, as if there was an illusory giant standing next to the halberd, reaching out to grasp the weapon, raising its head and roaring, with such arrogance that it overturned everything in the world and surrendered.
Underfoot.
There was total silence.
Wei Yuan endured the pain in his muscles and bones and said calmly:
"I just came to have a little discussion with Chi You."
His voice paused, and his expression remained unchanged as he said:
"There is a winner and a loser for each other."
………………………
After a while, in Qingqiu Kingdom, many fox tribesmen who were intimidated by Chi You's halberd left in shock.
Then they invariably dug into their family trees to find the origins of Tu Shanyuan.
Tushan surname.
This is very old!
Maybe, maybe this ancestor of Tu Shanyuan is also his ancestor? After thousands of years of reproduction, it is not uncommon for everyone to be a family. Such strong men must have gotten married early in ancient times, and their heirs would become
It has been passed down from the big family, but no one went to the ancestral temple to look for it. Nujiao laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she pointed at Wei Yuan:
"Pfft, hahaha, there will be a winner and loser for each other."
"There is a winner and loser, how can you say it, A Yuan."
Wei Yuanli is not straightforward but strong:
"That's what it is."
He punched me ninety-nine times, and I punched him back. There's back and forth, right?
He punched me in the face a hundred times.
I also punched his fist with my face a hundred times.
It's just that Wei Yuan suddenly felt a little worried. He was worried that what he did after his anger finally got the better of him would be seen and remembered by the Sinister Six. However, it shouldn't be a big deal, right...
Wei Yuan murmured in his heart.
Chi You is not such a narrow-minded person.
They wouldn't be too bored to watch themselves and Chi You's corpse fight each other.
In the end, even if one of them is offended, all six of them will come out together.
It's not a hornet's nest.
They, the ancient six-person group, have a grudge against each other.
How is it possible to advance and retreat together?
Only then did Wei Yuan feel relieved.
Nujiao laughed until her stomach hurt, and said: "Then, A-Yuan, what are you going to do now?"
"Hmm? Stay a little longer in Qingqiu?"
Wei Yuan shook his head and said: "No..."
"I have to go back to the museum."
Wei Yuan felt overwhelmed when he thought about the crowds of Kunlun Mountain gods at home.
But he couldn’t just leave it alone, so he had to sigh:
"I have to go back and deal with some things first."
……………………
In a small town.
Bai Ze unceremoniously asked for three more steamed buns.
Three oil spinners, a few braised eggs, and tofu curd.
The boss, who was very proud of himself, held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Tofu brain."
"Sweet or salty?"
Bai Ze was confused: "What?"
"I asked you whether you want something sweet or salty?"
"Two flavors, sweet or salty?"
"Oh, the taste..."
Bai Ze understood what his boss meant and fell into deep thought.
He looked at Professor Dong next to him.
Help yourself remember, it’s not too much to eat something!
Not only is it not excessive, but it is not excessive, it is not excessive at all!
As a useless person, Bai Ze quickly convinced himself.
So he waved his hand, stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, and said boldly:
"Sweet party? Salty party?"
"No!"
"I want them all!"
The boss gave a thumbs up:
"Sweet and salty parties straddle both ends, warriors."
Soon the table was filled with breakfast.
Two bowls of crystal-clear tofu puffs were placed in front of him. One had white sugar on it, and the other had chopped green onion, seaweed, soy sauce shrimp skin, and the last spoonful of chili oil. Bai Ze ate happily and was not afraid of meat and vegetables. Over there
The old professor slowly woke up.
The people around him were given the ability to interfere with their cognition by Bai Ze.
No one noticed anything unusual about Dong Yuefeng.
Bai Ze took a sip of tofu nao and said, "Are you awake? Professor Dong."
Dong Yuefeng stroked his forehead and murmured: "Did you do it?"
"Yeah, what did you remember?"
Bai Ze didn't care much, it wasn't a very important memory anyway.
The old man murmured: "I remembered, I remembered..."
There seemed to be a legion melee in front of him, and the overlord of Western Chu appeared. He saw the familiar museum owner put on heavy armor, straddling a war horse, and his momentum was like a rainbow. Finally, there was a graceful figure walking out of the palace, with drops of blood oozing from his forehead.
Breaking into a cold sweat, he murmured: "I remembered."
"The First Emperor, the First Emperor has revived."
"Um??!"
Bai Ze almost choked on a mouthful of chili oil and coughed violently.
When he regained his composure, he stood up with a bang, stepped forward suddenly, held the old professor's shoulders with both hands, and his eyes suddenly lit up:
"Really?! Is that Qin Shihuang?!!"
"The way of the emperor, the first emperor of the Yuan Dynasty?!"
Directly spitting out one of the highest hexagrams in his mouth, Bai Ze, who was habitually letting things slip again, stared at Dong Yuefeng. The old professor was shocked and ignored Bai Ze's instinct of 'spoiler', nodded, and just immersed himself in it.
In his memory, he sighed: "Yeah, I didn't expect to be able to see Qin Shihuang."
"Books and articles travel in the same track... This life is not in vain."
"Brother, why are you so excited?"
"My hands are so strong."
Can you not be excited?!
Meal ticket, no, here comes the thigh!
Bai Ze put down the tofu noodle in his hand and said solemnly:
"Actually, I have a secret, don't be afraid."
"Huh? Don't worry, I'm a historian and have seen many things. I won't be afraid."
Bai Ze was relieved and said seriously:
"I am the First Emperor's minister, the closest to him."
Dong Yuefeng was stunned and said: "Zhao Gao?!"
His eyes glanced down subconsciously.
Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth and said:
"Stop it, no, not a eunuch!"
"I am Wenchen, Wenchen, can you take me to the First Emperor?"
Dong Yuefeng looked away apologetically, because he somewhat believed in the wonderful methods of the person in front of him.
But after all, the old professor had rich experience and could not believe it so easily. At this time, he subconsciously thought of that familiar figure. Since the young man in front of him claimed to be a minister of the First Emperor, then the other party would definitely know the young man in front of him, so the old man pondered for a moment and spoke in a tone of voice.
He said gently:
"Since you are said to be a subject of Qin Shihuang, I think I can take you to find someone."
"No one in the world knows the First Emperor better than him..."
"He should be able to take you to find the First Emperor himself."
Bai Ze was suspicious: "Who is...?"
The old professor recalled the figure wearing armor and holding a war gun, and replied:
"He is the general of Great Qin."
Commander, it's okay.
It’s not a pendant, it’s not a competitor…
Just like Limu, a reckless man who leads the way.
A smile appeared on Bai Ze's face and he nodded in agreement.
Cheers in my heart.
Haha, Wei Yuan, this time I am the one who is faster!
The thigh is mine!
Watch me see the general, look for the First Emperor, and offer the sword.
Then he served as the number one pendant, earned the emperor's trust, and reached the pinnacle of beast life.
Bai Ze smiled:
"Then what are we waiting for?"
"Let's go quickly!"
"By the way, where are you going?"
The old professor fell into memories and finally answered softly:
"There..."
"It's a museum."
PS: The second update today......4,400 words.
The second day of maintaining a regular schedule, 215, cat head power emoticon package.