"No, you can't. If you go out wearing such clothes..."
On the attic on the second floor of the museum, I saw the goddess going back as if she was running for her life, but she changed into very ordinary clothes and came out. The vodka empress who lived in the attic was shocked, holding the window with her palms and trying to squeeze out:
"It will be very ordinary!"
"Woohoo, come to me, I have urban female OL clothes, black silk long legs, Lolita white silk hanging stranger socks, various styles of Hanfu, all kinds of mix me to help you, don’t want
Go out like this..."
The water ghost tried his best to control the vodka lady.
In the end, his hands directly caught the Vodka Queen's arms and armpits in a grabbing position, and he lifted the young painter up like a shelf. The water ghost is actually taller than Wei Yuan, at 1.86 meters, standing up like this
, the girl fluttered there with her legs dangling in the air.
The water ghost gritted his teeth:
"Asshole, did you drink fake wine?"
The painter held two large bags of non-existent tears:
"I just want to play the real-life dress-up game Miracle Nuannuan, ah no, Miracle Juejue..."
"I mean, I just wanted to change Jue's clothes, what's wrong with me!"
The water ghost was furious:
"I can't even speak to you!"
"Do you want to change someone's clothes?"
"You are greedy for other people's bodies."
"You are mean!"
"You are the one who is mean!"
"Nonsense, rebound!"
"Rebound invalid!"
"The rebound is invalid!"
"The rebound is invalid..."
The fighting spirit next to him took a sip of tea, and Water God Changcheng pondered:
"How come the two of them are on the radio again?"
"I don't know, you know." War Spirit held the hot tea like an old man and said leisurely:
"Psychosis and mental illness can occasionally hit the airwaves."
"Don't try to understand, because you just can't."
Water God Chang Cheng was dissatisfied: "Then what if I understand?"
War Spirit glanced at him: "Then you are also mentally ill."
One hit kill.
Changcheng was speechless, then lowered his head and looked at Wei Yuan and the other two people who were retreating over there, hesitantly said: "Are we just going to let them leave like this? Or should we go over and have a look? Can we really just leave them alone?"
The fighting spirit sighed: "Let them do it by themselves. Why should we follow them?"
Changcheng was silent, then nodded and said, "Yes."
"I already recognize Wei Yuan's strength, and Jue Mian is the future Lord of Kunlun. In any case, we should not interfere too much."
The vodka lady said: "I don't plan to go this time either."
"The boss's tasks should be put on hold for now. It's rare to have such a good atmosphere."
The water ghost nodded in agreement: "Yes."
"I think the guard master can handle it well."
Everyone fell silent and watched the two people over there leave with blessing eyes. No one spoke for a while, and the war spirit took a sip of tea: "Then what are we gathering here for? Is there anything else to say?
?"
"It seems to be gone."
"Then...let's break up?"
"Disperse!"
Everyone dispersed.
The water ghost returned to his happy water bottle, and then directly rubbed out a distraction and threw it outside. Slowly, water suddenly emerged from under the limited version of the happy water bottle, and turned into palms, which resembled squirming.
and walked out silently.
Then I walked out of the museum door, accompanied by this burst of happy water light and mana aura.
The museum's Happy Water Master makes a grand appearance!
Don’t go see it?!
How can it be!
Eating melon is a beautiful thing!
The water ghost dog chased after him furtively, and noticed Wei Yuan and Tiannu in front of him, his eyes lit up, but when he got closer, Wei Yuan in front seemed to feel something, and subconsciously turned his head, and the top of the water ghost's head seemed to
A huge word "death" appeared.
Without hesitation, he made a decisive decision and followed the guidance of his heart and ran directly into the grass.
Then he directly touched a face as delicate and gentle as a white rabbit, their eyes met, and his heart stopped.
"What the fuck? Vodka?"
"Water ghost?!"
The two ghosts were frightened.
Then got angry.
"Didn't you say you couldn't come?!"
"You can't say it either?!"
The girl noticed that the distance was too close, and subconsciously stepped back. She pressed the tablet in her hand directly on the water ghost's face, pressing the left cheek of the face to collapse, moving away from herself. Her face turned red: "You, you, I am
Damn it, what I said was nonsense, okay, can you believe the nonsense?!"
"I am also a ghost..."
"Nonsense, you are a god now!"
“Isn’t what God said even more ridiculous?”
"Ah... you seem to be right?"
The two ghosts pondered, then turned their heads, and saw bursts of commotion on the street in front of them. A bald man nearly two meters tall, extremely muscular, wearing sunglasses and a black suit strode over, a distance away from the history of the game.
The only thing missing from the classic character is a 47 barcode on the back of his head.
"What the hell... Yuanjue?!"
The scalp of the water ghost is numb.
The two ghosts directly pulled the great monk over.
"what happened to you?"
The great monk clasped his hands together and looked sincerely: "The poor monk was originally here to buy vegetables."
"Then what?"
"Then I met the master of the guard hall and the others, a poor monk. The poor monk felt that if he didn't come and take a look, his mind would not be clear." The monk's eyes were bright.
The water ghost ponders, and if the water ghost has some enlightenment: "Then your clothes..."
There was a moment of silence.
"If the poor monk doesn't come and take a look, he doesn't have a clear mind!"
The great monk's eyes were bright.
The water ghost gave up, covered his face and said, "Although I don't know where you got the idea of dressing up like this, Yuanjue, games and reality are different. Yes, even though you have Buddhist magical powers, others can't see you.
But the boss can see it..."
"Come here and follow me."
Two ghosts and a monk sneaked forward.
When I looked up, I saw the water god Changcheng standing in front of the milk tea shop.
Eventually, the team expanded directly to a five-person gang.
Changcheng: "That is my Crown Prince Kunlun. For such a big thing, even if the other mountain gods are not around, I still have to fulfill my responsibilities as a member of the Kunlun God System!"
"to be honest."
"If you are not here, I'm afraid the water monkey will come..."
Binghun: "I was worried that you were messing around, so I came to take a look."
"Hahaha, someone must take care of you."
Water Ghost: "…………"
"Okay, let's go together."
Wearing a detective hat and a pair of large silver-framed glasses, the young painter adjusted the frame of the glasses with a paintbrush: "Our aim is not to interfere or disturb, just watch from a distance, you are causing trouble, you water ghost,
I will fill you with cement and sink you into the Huangpu River."
So today’s record is as follows.
First of all, the owner of the museum actually took Miss Jue to a milk tea shop to drink milk tea. It was a regrettable and disappointing ordinary choice. As for milk tea, or drinks, there is no place in the world where you can drink more complete and happy water than in the museum.
For strong wines, there are no more choices for milk tea mix than Feng Siyu, as well as Qinyuan’s honey wine, honey tea, honey grapefruit water.
However, since it is the first time for the owner of the museum, I can forgive him for killing him at first sight.
Mr. Painter's evaluation is passing.
The vodka lady drank milk tea and scored.
And the second choice.
Master Wei, Master Wei actually took Tiannu to the snack street!
Ah, it is a very popular choice, and it is loved by straight male compatriots. In fact, taking a beautiful girl with make-up to a snack street where there is oil fume everywhere is a terrible situation. The kind of oil fume floating in the air
The smell of cumin and cumin will ruin the makeup a girl has prepared in advance.
After walking around for a while, the girls who smell good... still smell good.
It just changed from the floral and milky cosmetic scent to the scent of cumin and chili powder.
They didn't look like a couple after they came out.
Like pairs of little fragrant pigs that have been marinated in flavor.
If a girl is willing to accompany you to go shopping in the snack street, this is not your girlfriend, she is your buddy, how about you take over?
The painter girl regretted that the choice made by the guardian was really the worst choice.
Then he took the mutton skewers handed over by the water ghost and ate them in one bite.
And the third date place...
Oh my gosh, my old man! For the sake of Nuwa, why don’t you have more choices? Oh, I mean, you’re such a good fighter, why are you so stupid when you start dating? It’s incredible
Damn it! Damn it, it sucks, I swear I really think so.
You actually chose the cinema?
The painter girl recorded it in a translator's voice that makes people want to kick their butts with pointed leather boots.
Cinema, of course, is an okay choice, but no problem makes the painter regretful. No problem means dullness, which means that the relationship cannot be promoted. Without feedback, it can only be said to be ordinary. In painting creation, the story must be
It has to be magnificent.
If we talk about movie theaters, then it’s best if all movie theaters are filled with moles, ah no, I’m talking about our own people, and then after the movie ends, we can take advantage of the atmosphere of a love movie to express our love directly. If we eat, there will definitely be various unexpected changes.
.
You can't advance a relationship by being ordinary, Master.
Why can't you understand?
Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, it is far more effective to take the person you like out to eat than to suddenly appear with the delicacies the other person likes. Human nature is to seek novelty, wonder and change. Hum, it seems that it will be the same in the future.
Special training has been given to the guards.
Childish, childish, too childish.
These two guys are so immature that they almost look like monsters.
The painter girl bit her pen and thought about the training course on how to promote the relationship between the two. What is this called? This is called professionalism. Then two ghosts, a monk, the war spirit and the water god lined up and took 3D glasses and walked to the cinema.
Inside, he looked at the two people over there with bright eyes.
The painter recorded it in the cinema.
The water ghost suddenly stiffened.
The painter glanced at him curiously, but before he could ask, his phone buzzed.
Open, a message from a note is from the boss.
Tushan's charming girl.
Just a classic smiley expression.!!!!!
The painter looked stiff. The great monk and Changcheng were really watching the movie seriously. Suddenly they realized something was wrong. They turned around and noticed that the water ghost and the painter were looking at their noses and hearts. Cold sweat broke out on their foreheads, as if they had been caught in a rape.
In bed, or in other words, Infernal Affairs was exposed on the spot.
what happened?
The sound seemed to be stripped away.
There was a slight sound of biting the straw.
In the last row of the cinema, a beautiful woman with white hair and lazy hair rested her right elbow on the armrest of the seat and leaned on her chin with her palm.
Holding a cup of bubble milk tea in hand.
Red lips and white teeth, biting the straw gently.
A pair of pink and phoenix eyes are slightly narrowed, half-smiling but not smiling.
Standing behind is a girl from the fox tribe, wearing a bronze dagger from the Shang Dynasty on her waist. Her eyes are gentle and soft, but her temperament is faintly heroic, and she also has a trace of divinity of the nine-tailed fox. The great monk has seen this before.
The three fox girls who live in the bookstore next to the museum.
Cold sweat broke out on the water ghost's forehead.
Oversight.
The painter girl's mouth twitched.
Too careless.
Next to the inner ghost, there are three genuine Tushan clan foxes.
What is this? Besides the mole, there is also a real supervisor.
Wear whatever you want, one set after another.
The scene where the guard leader came out just now must have been passed on to Tu Shan.
The same judgment couldn't help but emerge in their minds.
And second thought.
The poor guard master has been teased by his sister.JPG
After the movie ended, the two ghosts turned their heads stiffly, and the white-haired beauty over there smiled and nodded, opened and closed her lips, and said three words. For the water ghost and the painter, it was like a bolt from the blue.
three words of hate
Deduction from wages.
No, don’t ah ah ah!
woo woo woo woo……
Water Ghost and Vodka were dazed, but when they turned around, they found that the head of the Wei Hall and Miss Jue had also disappeared. The girl over there waved her hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm here to stop you this time.
.”
The white-haired beauty smiled with gentle eyes: "Now that we are on the right track."
"Then just wait quietly."
"So...you guys are fired."
"Eh?"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhh?!!!"
……………………
Wei Yuan took Jue's wrist and left quickly.
The veins on his forehead stood out.
Rather than being angry, I feel like crying without tears.
I thought it was some kind of mole.
In fact, all of them are.
When fighting Werewolf, you are surrounded by werewolves. In Three Kingdoms, you are surrounded by treacherous ministers and rebels.
The veins were full of vodka, not a drop of blood.
When you are surrounded by moles, you'd better think about it, because in that case, you might be the mole yourself.JPG
Who is the mole!?
I'm the mole!
Running out in one breath and arriving at the beach, Wei Yuan felt frustrated, not just because of the interruption from those guys, but actually because he himself felt that his arrangement was too ordinary and cliche. This was frustrating.
The feeling is even heavier.
"Feel sorry."
After holding it in for a long time, he only said this sentence and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Today doesn't seem so good."
The girl smiled and said: "I feel good."
The two sat on the rocks in front of the sea, listening to the sound of the sea breeze blowing the waves. Wei Yuan's mood gradually calmed down. It was rare to be able to play with Jue for a day, but he still felt defeated.
At this moment, he calmed down, and the unwillingness in his heart combined with the little deer in his heart to become restless.
What a rare date!
Just give up like that? Can you endure it? How can you endure it?
At least you have to break through one step, Hun Dan!
It was a so-called dark and windy night, and the guard master was so evil that he looked straight in front of him. Otherwise, with such a good atmosphere, would you like to try holding hands? Although we have had contact before, it was just holding hands, or
It's different to say grabbing the forearm, holding hands, holding hands.
Wei Yuan felt a little guilty and nervous.
His face does not change color.
With strong force on the wrist, the person with his right hand pressed on the stone stood up and walked over there using two fingers as his feet. He was nervous and thoughts were flying around in his mind, just like those football commercials he had watched before.
Very good, the guard leader has already set off.
We saw that the right-hand comrade of the Guard Master launched the attack without fear.
He has crossed a fifth of the way.
Can we dribble the ball nearby to break through the defense of Jue players? We will wait and see, very good, we are about to break through one-fifth of the distance, where is the applause, let's cheer for the right hand of the defender, the next step is...
There was a clicking sound. When he was about to cross one-fifth of the distance, Wei Yuan's fingers touched the delicate and slightly cool touch. The voice-over in his mind stopped abruptly. The girl's left hand also came towards him, and the two subconsciously turned around.
, fingers touching.
In Wei Yuan's heart, the five-thousand-year-old deer put out his cigarette.
Return to youth and hit your heart crazily.
Deer jumping around?
No, it's Laolu Dandy.
Under the starlight, the girl's face turned slightly red, her fingers touched, and their eyes met.
Jue stammered: "I just, just want to see your hands, palmistry?"
"Yes, palmistry!"
Wei Yuan's brain seemed to stop thinking: "Me, me too."
In the end, the atmosphere between them strangely turned to the study of palmistry, and Wei Yuan was actually very curious. Does the goddess have palmistry? He seems to have become the God of Kunlun Mountain now, does he also have palmistry?
The two began to study this very seriously.
In the end, they discussed each other very seriously, and the atmosphere gradually became weird. She looked at something wrong and ran away, unable to pull it back. The girl looked at Wei Yuan's palm and laughed softly: "Sure enough, your hand is better than
My hands are much bigger."
"Look, you will know after comparing."
They raised their palms and their palms touched each other.
"Actually, I still like your hands very much."
"Me too."
"like very much."
"Um."
Time is like flowing water, peaceful and gentle.
Under the starlight, their palms seemed to be bigger than each other.