Chapter 638: Jinyun runs at night, Huai Shui blockade
accomplice...
Wei Yuan's thoughts were indeed at a loss for a moment.
Taotie saw that the cook was distracted, and originally wanted to run away, but he couldn't let go of the 70% meal he had promised, and he was also worried that this guy had received news about some unparalleled delicacies. Otherwise, how could he show such an expression.
Taotie turned his head and glanced at the text message, his face full of disappointment, and then disdainfully said: "Have you committed a crime?!"
Wei Yuan raised his head: "Of course not, it's just a text message from a friend."
"We have something to discuss, please help."
The museum owner looked at his phone, his mind spinning. There is no doubt that this sentence means that Jue has something to discuss. The word accomplice represents some kind of danger, or it means challenging the authority role, so that is
Said that Jue had some difficulties and needed help.
Reason does.
But emotionally I can't control my thoughts.
What if this sentence doesn’t mean this?
If this accomplice is really the accomplice in life, then if he answers with the attitude of discussing things, wouldn't it be too hard-headed and the so-called iron temperament? But if Jue really doesn't mean that, and just has something to discuss, he
I have too many random thoughts and it is really embarrassing.
In the end, the head of the health hall replied without changing his expression: "Okay."
After thinking about it, I felt that this cold word was not very good.
Added another facial expression to warm up the scene.
Then put your phone away.
Taotie glanced at him up and down with doubt on his face: "Are you sure it's just a friend asking you to help?"
"Sure."
"you are lying!"
Taotie asserted and said in a loud voice: "Who helps a friend and laughs like this?!"
Wei Yuan subconsciously raised his hand and touched the corner of his mouth: "Did I laugh?"
"You never stopped."
"It's not delicious food, but it's friends, and it's still smiling like this. There's something wrong..."
The gluttonous man who was sure that he would not be turned into a pot of random stew circled around the person in front of him with a suspicious look on his face. He rubbed his chin with the palm of his hand and suddenly said coldly: "Is she a woman?"
Wei Yuan was shocked.
Taotie said proudly: "You guessed it right?"
"Don't look at me like this, I understand very well."
Very understanding?
Wei Yuan glanced at the only bastard among the four evil gods. Of course, as the son of the original Xia Guan Jinyun clan, it was said that his mother was a great demon from the age of gods. There was naturally nothing wrong with his appearance, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and a tall and well-proportioned figure.
, such a person cannot be as lonely as himself for thousands of years...
Taotie pointed at Wei Yuan with his right hand: "She's a rich woman, right?"
"The kind of rich woman who takes care of you!"
Wei Yuan's thoughts suddenly stopped.
"ha?"
Taotie said proudly: "I actually want to find one too."
"It is said that if you find a rich woman to take care of you, as long as I feed her, she can feed me."
"I also want to find..."
"???!"
What feeds you?
Wei Yuan felt as if a car ran over his face. He was silent for a moment and said, "I want to ask, what books have you read recently?"
Taotie's face was full of vigilance.
Wrap up your clothes and step back.
After confirming that Wei Yuan would not take away his secret book, he reluctantly agreed.
The list of recent books that I have determined to be Taotie is full of books such as "How to Eat for Free", "The Complete Collection of Phone Calls of Rich Women in China", "Teaching You How to Hug Your Thighs and Eat a Full Rice", "One Hundred and Eight Tips for Eating Soft Rice, What Are You Doing?"
Ask me to do something?" And after seeing Bai Ze's name behind the last two books, the corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched.
He patted Taotie on the shoulder and said with emotion:
"You are suffering too."
It has been alone for thousands of years.
Wei Yuan went to the Heavenly Master with his Taotie to ask for money.
Ah Xuan was suddenly alert. He always felt that his reserves in Longhu Mountain might be eaten away. He wanted to rush to report the news, but was stopped. He turned around and saw Feng Siyu deep in thought. The girl raised her head and looked at the person in front of her.
Little Taoist: "What is support?"
"Can I have a full meal?"
Ah Xuan was dumbfounded and didn't know what to do.
And Feng Siyu's brain circuit has completed the resonance with Taotie.
The girl took a step forward and looked at the young Taoist expectantly:
"Axuan, Axuan."
"Can you take care of me?"
"I also want to lie down and eat."
"Is it good, is it good, is it good?"
A Xuan's face turned red, and he stepped back. He was blocked by the snack guy in the corner. With a snap, the girl's palm hit the wall directly, and the whole room shook. Her cheeks were close, and her eyes were clear and big, without any evil thoughts, reflected in the
The young Taoist's eyes:
"Is it good, is it good?"
"Hey?! What's wrong with you, little Taoist priest?"
"Why did you faint?!"
……………………
Wei Yuan carried the Taotie and unceremoniously kicked open the door of Longhu Mountain Celestial Master's house.
Just like the so-called Wang Xifeng, who smiles and hears people before they arrive.
Laughing heartily:
"Hahaha, Fellow Daoist Zhang, I'm here again!"
Zhang Ruosu: "??!"
"You go, I don't want to see you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other."
With a backhand sealing technique, the door clicked and turned into a restriction. Golden light circulated. Wei Yuan directly held the door with his right hand and pulled the restriction open with all his strength. He smiled brightly at the corner of his mouth and opened the restriction directly with his palm. Blue veins popped out: "It's more than just...
Familiar, aren’t we good friends?!”
"When a friend is in trouble, doesn't that mean he has to be stabbed at both sides?"
"I'm a dead Taoist, but I'm not a poor Taoist, I'll say goodbye!"
Finally, after experiencing another surge in Heavenly Master's blood pressure.
Taotie's request was met.
There is no doubt that it is not that difficult to choose between feeding a glutton and letting Gonggong, one of the top gods in the age of gods, appear with the hatred value of being locked up in a small black room for five thousand years.
But after Lao Tianshi looked at his inventory, Wei Yuan and Lao Tianshi were two poor guys.
They looked at each other and realized that the combined total was not enough for Taotie to swallow in one gulp.
And it just so happened that the old Heavenly Master traveled around the world when he was young and had rich experience as a poor ghost. He had been a bard, participated in martial arts tournaments, fought in the autumn wind of the fairy country, and robbed the gold coins of the dragon. In terms of poverty experience value,
, no one is richer than the Heavenly Master.
According to unreliable information, he was almost kidnapped when he was young and became a cowherd to sell his sex.
It's just a white wolf with empty hands, but the Heavenly Master said he was very familiar with it.
This business is as familiar as applying for identity documents for strange old people.
To feed the gluttonous people.
The old Taoist priest directly led his younger disciples to form a formation at the back of Longhu Mountain. After an hour and a half of introductory tutorials on black magic, a large number of Taoist priests at the ordination level directly formed an formation to summon the Seventy-Two Demonic Pillars of Hell.
Coming together, making rituals and forming battle formations, and driving gods and demons away are what Taoist priests always do.
This is just a change of operating procedures.
"It's a small thing, a small thing."
The old Taoist threw away the forbidden magic manuscript and formed the Taoist seal with his hands:
"I think this is more effective than the one over there."
"The left and right are just opening space nodes to complete the interaction between the two interfaces. In fact, it is very similar to my Longhu Mountain Cave and Heavenly Paradise. It is also similar to the principle of sealing the cracks in the mountains and seas. It is very experienced."
But at this time, Wei Yuan saw that the old Taoist's left hand was written with the oriental Taoist inscriptions, and the right hand was written with the original rune script of the Nordic god system. Although he knew that Zhang Ruosu fought with the sword in the world when he was young, he did not expect this kind of evidence.
It is said that he knew the words created by the Nordic God King Odin. He was slightly startled: "This is..."
The old man said: "I think it is more or less Western, and rune writing is easier to use."
"Both the left and the right are media that leverage the vitality of heaven and earth. There is no difference."
"No, I'm asking you how you know this thing?"
Zhang Ruosu said with a headache: "I had some conflicts with Valkyrie and the Hall of Heroes."
"conflict?"
The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched, and he looked at the lake fairy and the goddess Ba over there who were drinking tea with each other. He looked at the old Taoist priest with a look of disdain on his face. It's not enough to provoke two fairies from the gods. Do you have a third one? Old Taoist
He cursed Wei Yuan secretly and said:
"Maintaining the formation is different from what you think. It has nothing to do with it."
"It is the Nordic Gods who are preparing to summon the Hall of Valor for the second Ragnarok."
"Then what?"
"I didn't know that the trial was this at the time. Mainly because I walked all the way and had no money in my pocket. I didn't understand what those Nordic barbarians were saying, so I took part in it in a daze. It was quite troublesome. I had to tame an eight-legged animal.
The flying war horse also strings up the war bow made of branches of the World Tree, and finally shoots twelve golden arrows, which pierce the decorative ring at the tail of the spear Gangzenil in the air."
"In the end I got a gold coin."
"you win?"
"without."
"I exchanged the gold coin for a jug of wine with a giant named Suterton."
"Then I plan to continue my journey."
"As a result, after I woke up, the two Valkyries blocked the door and said that I was qualified to enter the Hall of Valor. When I saw the contract, didn't I have to work for Odin even if I die? Then I
I ran away, that's what happened, those two guys chased me from Europe to Australia and managed to get away from me."
I am the Heavenly Master of China.
Isn’t it nonsense to work for your Nordic God King?!
The old Taoist priest cursed and clapped his hands: "Open!"
The gates of hell are open.
In the plane of hell, huge noisy sounds vibrated endlessly.
The usual summons are probably knocking on the door or ringing the doorbell.
What he said was almost like, "Brother, have you eaten? Are you free? Brother and sister-in-law, have a good New Year. We have prepared good things here, why don't you come and play in the world?" In short, the attitude is very low, but a certain idiot
The old Taoist priest's left and right hand summoning technique of the gods.
The Eastern version of the Hell Demon Summoning Technique is activated.
The effect is probably equivalent to the effect of two big men smashing down the door like crazy.
While shouting, you will be paralyzed while sleeping.JPG.
While laughing wildly, I surfed the sun color!
The effect is nothing to say.
Furnaeus saluted in front of the Demon Temple with a painful expression on his face:
"Great Demon God, those Eastern monks outside are here again."
"Um??!"
Beelzebub was silent:
"I sensed the rune characters, maybe they were passed down from other black magic practitioners."
"Don't go out, go see what's going on."
All the demon gods looked at me and I looked at you. In the end, the brave demon god rode a golden lion and got rid of them. Then he ran back with two bare legs: "Great demon god! It's all you outside."
The Taoist priest mentioned above is the one who calls himself Taotie!"
Beelzebub remained silent and finally pushed open the door of hell.
Quietly, she glanced outside.
Then he saw a white-haired old Taoist priest standing in front with a sinister smile. A group of Chinese people of different ages, but all dressed in the same uniform and holding violent weapons, stood outside, exuding a kind of black evil that no strangers should enter.
The atmosphere of a powerful gang.
Next to him, a young man stood with his hands behind his back, eight kitchen knives placed in front of him.
Taotie's eyes glowed red: "Here we come!"
The Taoist priests who had to memorize Western black magic formations to make up for their lessons ‘smiled’ and changed their fingering:
"Brothers, form a formation!"
"Don't let them get away!"
Beelzebub: “…………”
Ancient black magic: Sacrifice this sacrifice in exchange for the power of the great devil!
Modern Divine Array: Sacrifice this great devil in exchange for a hot pot meal.
It’s broken, I’m a sacrifice!
The long sword in Wei Yuan's hand was unsheathed, and he slashed with his backhand. Taotie's eyes glowed red, and an afterimage remained directly on Beelzebub's retina. Then the fairy in the lake saw the seventy-two pillar demon god who had just appeared.
The first one closed the door with his backhand and locked it!
The Western practitioners who were urgently transferred from Longhu Mountain to provide extra lessons to the Taoists were at a loss.
Seeing that the big devil seemed to be running away, the gate of hell disappeared with a crash.
There was dead silence.
In deathly silence.
Another small door was opened, a hand stretched out, and burned the forbidden black magic manuscript.
Even the ashes were blown away.
Then get out of the way.
The door leading to the east from the hell plane was directly locked by the devil!
"No one is allowed to open it!"
"It was God who came to visit and told him to come in through the other door. Did you hear that?!"
……………………
The sword in Wei Yuan's hand was stuck upside down on the ground, and he frowned: "Trash, he actually ran away."
"I plan to update two more articles."
But the first demon god's mount has already been squatted.
Grilled lion paws, braised in braised sauce, steamed, made a full table.
After finishing the meal, Taotie said, "It's not enough. There's probably a whole city full."
The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched: "That's the Demon God!"
"Didn't you eat a few heads before?"
Taotie took it for granted: "Yes, so I'm 10% full!"
Wei Yuan: “…………”
That was the flesh and blood of the demon god's mount. It was full of vitality and blood. An ordinary person could eat one piece for three to five days of practice. Wei Yuan divided a piece of tenderloin and gave it to the other Taoists, which was enough for them to survive. After eating it, his face was full of gluttony.
Looking forward to Wei Yuan.
Wei Yuan looked at the old Taoist and stretched out his hand.
The old man tremblingly took out a bank card: "I know that this is a great catastrophe in the world, and no one can escape. This thing is for you. It is my life savings. Don't worry about it. Just go and spend it. I
Money for outsiders is useless."
"The Heavenly Master is righteous."
Wei Yuan backhanded a high hat.
Reach for your bank card.
The bank card was motionless.
This bank card seemed to have taken root in the hands of the old Taoist priest. He was worthy of being a true Taoist cultivator who could open the bow of the world tree and be brothers with the giants. This strength was ridiculously strong. Wei Yuan smiled, he was the so-called master of swordsmanship.
A swordsman in the world, an old Taoist with a free and easy face, worthy of a generation of heavenly masters, calm and calm.
On the surface it is peaceful and harmonious.
Veins have already popped out on the palms of my hands.
He used the divine power of Tiangang and his great power to subjugate dragons and subdue tigers.
If the two men's control of power hadn't been subtle enough, this bank card would have been ruined long ago.
In the end, the young Wei Yuan was the better one. He asked, "Have you knelt down even if you are ranked 100th in a row?" The old Taoist priest broke his guard. He swiped the bank card and took it away. He put it in his arms and said:
"But, Taotie...Zhang Daoyou, tell me where the nuclear waste in China is."
"Um??!"
"This guy ignores radiation at all. In other words, radiation that is harmful to humans has no meaning to him. It can even be said that things with energy are like oral liquid or high-calcium biscuits to Taotie.
of."
The old Heavenly Master's eyes lit up, and then he said: "Then..."
Wei Yuan showed no expression: "If you dare to let Taotie eat household garbage, I think he wouldn't mind pulling up Longhu Mountain and chewing it."
The old Taoist priest who wanted to use Taotie to dispose of modern household waste had no choice but to dismiss the idea with a smile. Wei Yuan sighed and took Taotie down the mountain. Under the leadership of the person in charge of the special operations team, the major nuclear tests were
The area has been rotated.
It has been warmly welcomed and reluctant to leave by the majority of scientific researchers.
"Is it true that I can't study your stomach?"
"I really want to know."
And in the end, it often ends with the sentence "Never come again, we will prepare it for you."
"I must come."
"Don't forget us!"
"You must come back! What will we do if you are not here!"
They wished they could keep the gluttons here forever, providing them with delicious food and drink.
Taotie sighed: "Are modern humans so hospitable?"
Wei Yuan looked at the drink made from water rich in nuclear radiation in Taohan's hand, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
Nonsense, you just swallowed up all the worries about nuclear testing and nuclear technology.
It is equivalent to directly lifting the limiter, of course they value you.
Radiation can also be regarded as a release of energy. This level of energy particle flow is fatal to humans, but Taotie has basically transcended humans. The four poles of the earth are indestructible through all tribulations. For him, ordinary water is just
It's just water, and it comes with water that contains energy. It's a drink with a special flavor.
When this guy just ate hot pot, he directly turned on the hot pot and his mouth was numb.
Real sesame sauce pot.
"Are you full?"
After swallowing all the nuclear waste in China, or in other words, high-purity materials containing high-intensity nuclear radiation, he wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "Will you be full after eating cookies? You are about 30% full now."
Wei Yuan: "…………??!"
The veins on his forehead throbbed.
Extraordinary, you eat the devil.
On the technology side, you can eat nuclear weapons.
Taotie, you almost got it.
How do you want me to fill your belly?
Taotie said: "But I've eaten a lot of solid things. I want to eat something with other flavors."
Wei Yuan looked at the Taotie whose face was full of food, so he had no choice but to take Taotie to the snack street. The four villains were very proud of themselves. They had all kinds of snacks, both meat and vegetable. They were in a happy mood. Anyway, feeding Taotie was now a special operation.
According to the group's request, they have already begun to use this year's funds.
Taotie held a soft marshmallow in his hand, took a bite, and pondered.
I recalled the little girl I met last time.
"oops."
There was a low voice, and then an apology. The tall and well-proportioned Taotie lowered his head, and was stunned. He was in a trance while walking. He didn't notice that the little girl Taotie raised her head and said, "Ah?! That big brother with a big stomach?"
"It's you……?"
Taotie recognized the little girl who had exchanged delicious food with him before.
"What are you..."
The little girl shook her backpack and said, "I'm going to a hobby class."
"Mom wants me to learn this and that again."
"Teaching lessons..."
Taotie lamented that back then he was also forced by his father to learn this and that.
In my memory, my father always had an expressionless and stern face.
I was forced to learn something even though I clearly didn't want to.
Because there was someone Wei who was paying the bill, Taotie happily gave some marshmallows to the little girl. Her mother was in a low mood and seemed to recognize the members of the action team who accompanied Wei Yuan and Taotie, so she was very interested in the tall girl.
The young man felt relieved.
"By the way, did your father take you to the amusement park before?"
Taotie had nothing to say, so he asked casually, thinking that his father had also said that he would take him to play in the mountains and rivers, but that guy followed the guy named Xuanyuan and ran out to fight. At that time, he was very angry.
The little girl shook her head and said in a low tone: "Mom said dad is very busy at work."
"So you don't have time to play with me."
Taotie was thoughtful and asked casually: "Aren't you angry?"
"Not disappointed?"
The little girl subconsciously looked at her mother, thinking of how her mother felt uncomfortable when her father worked overtime. She shook her head and whispered softly: "No."
"So good."
Taotie took the colorful marshmallows into his mouth.
While chatting with the little girl along the way, he sent her to the interest class. Wei Yuan learned from the members of the special operations team that the little girl's father, Tang Hongzhe, was one of the backbones of Kuafu's plan, and he also had some feelings in his heart.
Warm down.
It can be seen that this family treats their children very well.
At least they are very attentive, allowing children to practice music and piano from elementary school. The teacher is a beautiful and dignified urban beauty. The piano room is quiet. Watching the little girl walk in, Taotie suddenly said: "You want to go out and play?"
?"
"well?"
The little girl turned to look at him.
Wei Yuan sensed something was wrong, Taotie suddenly took a step forward and moved forward.
Wow.
The schoolbag with the piano scores fell to the ground, and the scores slipped out. The tall and handsome God of God hugged the little girl and instantly moved away from a certain cook who was blocking the door. This guy had his back to the window and grinned at Wei Yuan.
, showing a mouth of sharp teeth:
"You are stupid, I am a fierce god, why should I obey?!"
"You said you were disobedient to discipline, so funny."
"Disobedience is what I should do, okay!"
He held the little girl in his arms with both hands, and his back hit the glass directly.
With a crash, the light blue curtains were blown away by the wind. The little girl's eyes widened. As Taotie jumped back, blue sky, sunshine, and large swathes of marshmallows squeezed into her eyes, which seemed to make her heart beat full.
Time stagnated for all things until the heart beat heavily and everything returned to its original rhythm. Taotie fell and hit the bushes in the green belt hard, startling the people on both sides.
The next second, he sat up directly, which frightened people even more.
"Damn it! It's a fake corpse!"
"Ambulance, ambulance!"
Taotie shook his head and shook away the dead leaves from his hair.
"Want to play?"
"But mother said..."
"Want to play?"
"Want to hang out?!"
Taotie looked at her expression and saw his past self in her eyes. He grinned: "The answer is correct..." Hearing the sound from the window, the potter sat on the windowsill with his sword pressed. Taotie's scalp went numb and he said:
"Run away!"
He stood up immediately and found the little girl sitting on his neck.
"Sit tight!"
"well?!"
Taotie, who always does whatever he wants, stepped across the large green belt in an instant. The shield protected the friend who was sharing the delicious food. Then everything in the world came into his eyes. Taotie stood up suddenly, broke through the blockade of the world in an instant, and rushed directly in
Sea of clouds in the sky.
The sun floats above the sea of clouds.
The white clouds stretched and surged, and Taotie spread his arms: "You give me marshmallows, and this time I will give you a cloud. However, it is impossible to give you candy, because I also want to eat it. This is really
There’s no discussion, but it’s fun here, right?”
Tang Nuannuan's eyes widened, and her children's playful nature made her eyes light up.
Her little face was red with excitement.
"That's right, big brother, what's your name?"
Taotie was about to proudly answer that he was the Four Fierce Taotie, but for some reason, a strange voice paused and then said:
"I am of the Yanhuang lineage, the first Xia official in the world, and the descendant of the Jinyun family."
"How about it, is it awesome?! Is it awesome or not?!"
"Where to go to play next?"
………………
When the sun set in the west, the little girl Tang Nuannuan fell asleep. Her mother was anxious and scared at first, but when she saw the smile on her daughter's face, she couldn't get angry for some reason and took the child away.
, Taotie sat on the edge of the flower bed in front of the amusement park.
He was biting the lollipop that the little girl had just given him.
Wei Yuan said: "The funds have been approved, what will we eat next?"
"The special operations team has probably already spent ten years of funding. If this continues, they will soon apply for funding from the higher authorities."
Taotie said: "Forget it, I won't eat."
"Um?"
"I seem a little full."
Taotie took out the lollipop, wrapped it in candy wrapper, and put it in his pocket, thoughtfully.
Then asked:
"Tell me, chef, are memories more filling the heart than delicious food?"
"Do memories fill me up more?"
"oh?"
"Forget it, you and King Yu have about the same brain capacity. There is no difference between asking you and asking in vain."
Taotie said disdainfully, stretched and stood up, his pupils reflected the red clouds, and said: "I will do what I promised you. Within a month, the Jiuzhou Railway will be placed in front of you.
You can rest assured and sign the contract?"
Wei Yuan took a deep look at Taotie, shook his head, and said calmly:
"Actually, the contract can't bind you, right?"
"Go on your own."
"snort!"
According to historical records, the water level in China rose by three centimeters on this day.
Gonggong initially recovered, and Jinyun ran away from Longhu Mountain on a snowy night.
Then, the sky was clear and clear, and everything was normal.
When Wei Yuan was returning from Longhu Mountain, he hesitated and diverted to Huai River.
Only this time, before the Huai River, enemies blocked his way.
It belongs to Gonggong Water God.
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