Chapter 817 Emperor Hu: No way, I'm going to be crushed ah ah ah
Chapter 817 Emperor Hu: I can’t do it anymore, I’m going to be bursting!
"Damn it!"
"Wei Yuan, you are not a son of man!"
"Ouch, I scared the old Taoist priest to death..."
On Longhu Mountain, Zhang Ruosu's face was pale. He was sitting there holding his waist and sighing. The white-haired Taoist laughed dryly and scratched his head. Just now, Zhang Ruosu was about to go to the Sanqing Palace of the Patriarch Hall to fish out the wine, but he saw the powerful Wei Wei.
Yuan calls himself Yuanshi.
It's just like seeing your deceased ancestor come out to fight the Landlord with you.
The old Taoist priest was so close to belching.
After a while of scolding, the head of the Wei Hall ran to cook with an embarrassed face, but the smell of oil smoke was too strong. The old Taoist priest held the tea, stared at Wei Yuan's growing white hair, and said strangely: "What are you doing...
What’s going on?”
"You want to cook this way?"
Wei Yuan looked at the white hair, took out a pair of scissors with his backhand, and clicked it.
The blade of the scissors shattered directly, and then cracks appeared under the noses of the old Taoist priest and the young Taoist priest, and finally turned into powder. Wei Yuan said expressionlessly: "I also want to repair it, but there is no way, there is no way.
…”
Barber Shop.
That is a reality that the Buzhou Mountains can never reach.
Although it is said that the characteristic of Buzhoushan Kung Fu is [indestructible].
But the main thing that is unbreakable is that the health bar is so thick that it makes people desperate, and it keeps replenishing blood continuously.
In terms of defense, it should be far inferior to Xuanwu, Yuqiang, and Shiyi.
After all, the health bar is thick, but the blood regeneration is slow, and the defense is not strong enough.
But that is only compared to the power of the gods who are particularly good at defense in the Three Realms and Eight Wastes. It is not enough in Fuxi's eyes. It is already an extremely superior body in defense, even the scissors that Wei Yuan turned into with Gengjin energy.
The blades all shattered directly.
Wei Yuan sighed, pulled out the Chang'an sword and cut off his white hair with a backhand strike.
It became a normal short hair.
The white hair fell to the ground.
Then, just as Zhang Ruosu and Ah Xuan were watching, Wei Yuan's hair started to grow crazily, and there seemed to be a figure in the void next to him shouting: "I don't allow you to cut your hair. What your uncle likes is long hair, long hair.
Long white hair feels good to the touch and is not allowed to be cut..."
Snapped!
The guard master slapped the illusion to pieces with his backhand.
Expressionless: "Well, as you can see, I am now cursed by a certain evil spirit."
"It's a blessing!!!"
A stubborn voice came out.
Wei Yuan beat him to pieces with his backhand again.
"Now I can only stay like this."
The corner of Wei Yuan's mouth twitched. The one just now was just a little bit of Fuxi's [blessing]. As the person in charge of Tianji, although Fuxi is really good at the creation of all things and the destruction of yin and yang, Tianji can also use surface methods.
Give anyone a jaw-dropping buff.
The so-called [Heaven’s blessing].
I originally thought he would be a nine-year-old man with unparalleled strength, or similar to the God of Wealth.
But Fuxi used his actual actions to prove that the head of the Wei Palace was still too young. The buff he blessed Wei Yuan with was a strange thing like [the hair will always remain at this length and is extremely thick and smooth, and it will grow one-tenth the length once cut].
And it was superimposed an unknown number of times.
In the end, Wei Yuan bit a chopstick and tied his white hair into a high ponytail with both hands.
Then insert the clean chopsticks into the hairpin with your backhand.
Wearing an apron, he picked up two kitchen knives.
Then, words transformed from heaven appeared under Wei Yuan's eyelids.
[The love from uncle Fuxi]——
[Blessed by the God of Cooking·Double-wielding Kitchen Knives]
Similar to the method of notifying choking, this is a method developed by Wei Yuan himself, but the scum snake, as the source of the secret, seems to be playing it more smoothly than Wei Yuan himself. Wei Yuan's forehead twitched, what on earth was the scum snake confronting him just now?
When you were there, how many weird blessings did you receive for yourself?
He held the kitchen knife with both hands and chopped it into an eel with a single click.
Just chop this snake-like fish into pieces.
What the hell!
Fuxi!!!!
die!!!
die!!!
Within the department!!!
Because their white hair was too long, the little Taoist priest and Feng Siyu, who were supporting the Taoist's white-haired ponytail from behind to avoid being contaminated by the smell of dust and oil smoke, both shuddered and looked at the cook over there, whose sword was as cold as two balls of flying snow.
His scalp was numb, his white hair was in a high ponytail, he was gnashing his teeth, exposing his white wrists, and the light of his sword was like flying snow.
Looks a bit crazy.
Eh? This murderous aura that is real and true...
Feng Siyu looked solemn.
"Could it be that having murderous intentions towards food is the secret of the God of Cooking?"
The little Taoist priest looked at the powerful Feng Siyu over there and sighed helplessly, wondering whether he should tell her that she seemed to be getting a little fatter. Finally, Wei Yuan brought out plates of delicious food and took off his apron with his backhand.
After coming down, in fact, when the strength reaches his level, foreign objects are mixed and cannot be contaminated.
But habits are still not so easy to solve.
"Oh, it looks good..."
"It's been a long time since I've had the food you cooked."
The old Taoist took a deep breath, moved his index finger, and landed on the old Taoist's shoulder. After thinking about it, he flew out again and landed in Wei Yuan's arms. He felt the pure vitality flowing and stretched out comfortably.
Lazy up.
"Oh? Are you so clingy?"
Wei Yuan was surprised and glanced provocatively at the heartbroken old man over there.
Petting the cat slowly.
Well, it does feel good. No wonder that guy Fuxi likes to pet cats.
Speaking of which, the feel of Lu Wu’s cat fur is truly unparalleled in the world.
I really want to do it again...
Wei Yuan's face turned slightly stiff.
Wait, restraint! Restraint!
You can't be affected by that scumbag snake.
Wei Yuan exhaled a breath of turbid air, took the chopsticks and added a few mouthfuls of vegetables. The taste was still the same, but it seemed that the taste of the food he made now was improved compared to what he made before. Wei Yuan put down his chopsticks continuously, and the old Taoist drank it happily.
He drank wine and complained: "Really, why is it Yuanshi?"
"If I weren't an old Taoist priest, I would definitely be shocked by you."
Just because you are an old Taoist priest, the effect is better.
Wei Yuan cursed in his heart.
They were directly on a mountain at the back of Longhu Mountain. They had been busy for a while. It was getting late. Although it was said that things like flowers could be used to speed up the cooking of food, Wei Yuan had a very stubborn attitude in these places.
Stick to it, you have to do it yourself.
Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, chatted for a while, and said:
"Connect with the spiritual world of Beihai, are you ready?"
Zhang Ruosu said: "It should be almost done. Well, as for the position of the formation eye, if the North Pole Zhenwu joins in, the human talisman formation system should be able to completely return to its full glory. The accumulation of Beihai Tiandao is really too strong."
The old man's expression softened, with some expectation.
The connection between the Beihai Heavenly Way and the human talisman Heavenly Court.
It will further feed back, strengthen the spiritual energy concentration in the human world, and directly increase it, and the formation is equivalent to having a new core node [Arctic Zhenwu Dangmo Great Emperor] at the same time, as well as abundant backup sources. It does not have to be like before.
, every move and gesture consumes one’s own accumulation in this world.
The Heavenly Way of the Four Seas is of extremely high status and can form a cycle of its own.
In other words, after consumption, the Heavenly Way and the Heavenly Court Formation will naturally recover.
Furthermore, Zhang Ruosu can be in the [Jade Emperor] mode during a long battle, and the cooldown of various Taoist techniques will be greatly reduced. His own Taoist level will not be limited to the supplement of mana and the limitations of the human body, and will return to mana.
The speed reaches full speed directly.
If it reaches that step, the Heavenly Talisman Array can be regarded as using the power of heaven to bless itself, but this is only a bonus. If it is the kind that cannot be supported, it will not be qualified to receive the Heavenly Talisman at all.
Moreover, the so-called power is not [Huntian].
It is the way of heaven in this era, and the original [Huntian].
It's completely two levels.
[Huntian] used to be the first among the ten peaks. It represents the concept of being born before all things are born, and it is the law that is always on top. The second place [Buzhou], supporting the sky and the earth is just an appearance, but it actually represents
It supported the sky and the earth, allowing the vast space of heaven and earth to appear, and order was established.
Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, narrowed his eyes, and thought to himself.
Top ten peaks.
The first number in the past, [Huntian], the concept of reality - [Yuanchu].
The current number one, [Emperor Jun], has a superficial concept - moving from star to star, returning to heaven and returning to sun.
The real concept is unknown.
The second one, [Bu Zhou], has a superficial concept - supporting the sky and the earth, holding the mountains and crossing the sea.
Real concept——[Order]
The third one, [Fuxi], has superficial concepts - mediating creation, reversing yin and yang, and innate Bagua.
Real Concept - [Creation and Destruction]
And, the tenth place...well, or rather, the eleventh place [Zhu Rong]
Surface concepts - flame, energy conversion of high-temperature particles, [returning wind to fire], [burning mountains and boiling seas].
Real concept - [Destruction of all laws]
Wei Yuan was biting a chicken wing bone in his mouth, and his teeth cracked into pieces without using any force.
I have discovered that each of these guys can act better than the other...
What he tells sentient beings on the surface is just the external representation of his own core, just like Zhu Rong telling others that his power is actually just high temperature, just like Wei Yuan telling others that the method he is good at is Taoism. He is not lying. He said,
But not fully said.
Of course, the top ten.
It definitely can't be to trick people.
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Except for a certain scumbag, the deduction you thought he was good at turned out to be the god of creation and destruction.
Then give it a try.
"Okay, just let me order it, Ah Xuan doesn't know how to respect the elderly?!"
"But senior brother, you don't care about children either."
Over there, Zhang Ruosu and Ah Xuan were fighting for the food with chopsticks. The chopsticks in their hands moved like swords. These things also require a long time of accumulation to master. The old Taoist ate and drank enough, and finally took out the 'teapot' with satisfaction.
Drink slowly.
Wei Yuan said: "Where is the fairy in the lake?"
Zhang Ruosu said: "Something happened in the Fairy Country, and she went back."
The white-haired Taoist glanced sideways at him and said, "Aren't you worried that this is a trap set up by the elders of the Fairy Kingdom to seize power or put her under house arrest? This is not the first time, right?"
Zhang Ruosu did not answer directly, but said:
"Jinyun followed."
Ah this.
That's okay...
Wei Yuan opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.
The Fairy of the Lake was the first one to promise to feed the gluttonous people.
I can only hope that the mythical guys over there don't really plan to do anything to the Fairy of the Lake.
The myths of Yanhuang have their roots in the Three Realms, Eight Wildernesses and Four Directions. Compared with several other myths born in the human world, Taotie, although it has fallen from its heyday, is still its strongest era.
, are the Four Evils who strived for fame in the Age of Gods.
The most powerful Taiqi Mountain God in the Xishan Realm and the Kunlun series of martial gods are not qualified to have their names.
Zhang Ruosu said: "So you came back to ask about Beihai's luck?"
Wei Yuan shook his head and said, "No."
He considered it for a moment and said: "Probably, Brother Daoist Zhang, you have to work overtime... For example, if I say that there are two other areas of heaven outside the Sea of Gods that need to be contacted by the human Talisman Heavenly Court, what will you do...
"
Phew, cough, cough!
The old Taoist almost choked to death.
"Two, two?"
"yes."
The old Taoist's thoughts were stagnant, and then he subconsciously blurted out:
"What about the last one?"
You actually didn't make a move?
Wei Yuan said: "That's Zhu Rong."
"Ah this..."
Zhang Ruosu's thoughts were stagnant, and he subconsciously wiped his beard. He subconsciously turned his head and looked at the delicate and handsome little Taoist priest with a flame pattern between his eyebrows. He looked at Feng Siyu who was happily eating snacks and opened his mouth.
Great God Zhu Rong.
Your son and your officiant are with us.
Do you want to sign a friendly coexistence contract with us?
Isn’t this obvious?
The corner of Zhang Ruosu's mouth twitched, Wei Yuan took a sip of tea, waved his hand and said: "Just as you thought, when I come here, I may take Ah Xuan and Si Yu to visit overseas countries, just like inducing
The connection between Beihai Tiandao and the human world cannot be fulfilled except by Beidi Zhenwu."
"Both the East China Sea and the West China Sea need their own cores. Well, we will discuss this issue later."
"And Nanhai also needs Zhu Rong's help to connect the heavenly palace with the human talisman."
This is the most important.
It must be an existence with the destiny of a sea area to do such a huge thing. If you want to connect the South China Sea with the talisman formation in the world, you must have Zhu Rong's contribution. Wei Yuan said: "He is still asleep now.
, I want to see how He is doing now."
"I will take him with me. Maybe I am the only two people who can save him."
After all, he was stabbed in the back by Kai Mingzai.
Ranked 11th among the top ten, he was fooled by the guy in the middle of the top ten.
Really, I can't think about Shinhwa. The more I think about it, the more I feel that these guys are just like Lao Buzhou.
Perhaps, there has never been anyone who was not happy.
Or maybe, everyone is the old man Buzhoushan who eats melons to his own advantage.
The uncertainty law of two-way observation in Mount Buzhou.
Wei Yuan cursed in his heart and was about to write another book about the gods of mountains and seas. The old Taoist asked slowly: "Where is the safety?"
Wei Yuan replied: "I will protect them."
The old Taoist drank in silence and changed the subject: "Then the two great emperors from the East and West Seas, do you also want to drag them into the heaven on earth?"
Wei Yuan shook his head, "No."
The old Taoist was surprised: "It's strange that you don't pull up such two thick legs..."
The white-haired Taoist replied:
"They touched my things."
"already dead."
!!!
The veteran's movements froze.
The white-haired Taoist picked up the porcelain cup, with his white hair in a high ponytail hanging behind him, and poured a glass of wine. Because of the long-term discussion and subsequent solitude, he developed a bad habit of talking to himself, and said: "Actually, Su Di
The two ancient emperors, Hu Di and Hu Di, are qualified and powerful enough to bear the fate of these two sea areas, but I don’t know where they are now..."
"Suddenly, do you know? Swiftly passed by, the lord of ancient and swift years."
"Huntian's..."
"Huh? Fellow Daoist Zhang, Fellow Daoist Zhang?"
"Damn it, Ah Xuan, Ah Xuan, the Heavenly King's Life-Saving Pill, the Quick-acting Heart-Saving Pill, get them all!"
"You go and pinch Renzhong!"
"Damn it, don't use your claws to pinch it, Gan! It's bleeding..."
"Wuliang Yuanshi Tianzun, Banana Bala, old Taoist priest, if you still have nosebleeds at your age, you are still full of energy and blood..."
……………………
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……"
"Ah wow wow wow..."
On the edge of the world of the Age of Gods, two old men, one fat and one thin, are still flying.
Opening his mouth, letting the air fly in, he made a wah-wah sound like a child facing an electric fan, and suddenly said: "Sui, when do you think we can land..."
Sighed.
If they hadn't tried to resist the power of Mount Buzhou, causing their flight to deviate, it wouldn't have been so miserable. Originally, they would have hit the mountain and stopped after a few days, but now the direction has deviated. Come on, they didn't hit that.
[Three Overseas Mountains], fly now without stopping.
Buzhoushan’s Dabaodou is not easy to understand.
Would it be clearer to use the weight of the sky as the force of flight?
Su Di sighed, looked at Hu Di next to him who was getting fatter and swollen into a ball, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
"I do not know either……"
"What's wrong with you? You feel like you're about to burst..."
Emperor Hu: "I don't know..."
"Ah! Here we go again!"
"It's time to give birth, it's time to give birth!"