Chapter 260 I have to learn how to perform a funeral
"Did you lose the money owner's father or the silver owner's father?"
Fang Mo pointed at the two identical Georges behind him and asked Jonathan.
"I……"
Jonathan was stunned when he saw this, and subconsciously said in a daze: "What I dropped...is the real father who was stabbed by Dio just now."
"The father who was stabbed by Dio? OK, it's arranged."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also snapped his fingers, and then took out a dagger from his arms: "I'll let you learn a Dio cry first, um... Qiao Qiao! I'm no longer a human being.
!ryyyyy!
"
Having said this, Fang Mo directly raised the knife in his hand.
"wait wait wait!"
Jonathan was immediately frightened when he saw this, and quickly stopped him: "Teacher, that's not what I meant!"
"Um?"
Hearing Jonathan's words, Fang Mo also stopped what he was doing: "Didn't you say that? My father wants to be stabbed by Dio. What I like most is to fulfill other people's wishes..."
"I'm sorry, teacher, I just said the wrong thing."
Jonathan quickly said: "Actually, what I mean is... I want my real dad."
"Mr. Steve, what on earth is going on?" Of course Alina next to her also saw this scene. These two identical George Joestars really made her a little confused: "Uncle George...
…Why did it become two?”
"After all, I am a real miracle doctor, different from the deadly poisonous doctors like Xiongfengshan Wu Renji and Liu Hongbin."
Fang Mo shrugged and said, "My medical skills are unprecedentedly good. I can cure one person and save two...so it is understandable that this happens occasionally."
"this……"
After hearing this, everyone was dumbfounded by Alina. She was stunned for a long time before she said: "I have been learning medical knowledge from my father since I was a child. I have never encountered such a situation. I have learned a lot today..."
"So I will have two fathers from now on?"
Jonathan was also a little confused and subconsciously asked Fang Mo.
"That's not the case." Fang Mo shook his head and explained to the two of them: "Actually, you still only have one father. As for the other one...that one is for burial."
"ah???"
Jonathan's eyes widened after hearing this: "This... burial? Mr. Steve, are you sure?"
"It's said that you can't fool fate in a tomb. You have to come up with something useful."
Fang Mo nodded, and then said: "Not only do we have to bury him, we also have to do it in a grand manner for him. After all, Mr. Qiao was a nobleman during his lifetime. As a son, you can't be careless about his affairs. It's best to do it yourself."
Ask him for his opinion on what to do, whether it should be Chinese or Western style, what kind of wood should the coffin be made of, and whether the tombstone should be made of andesite or diorite, you have to ask these questions."
"this……"
When Jonathan heard this, he felt like his head was buzzing.
However, Fang Mo had no intention of stopping at all, and was still telling him seriously: "If you do it the Chinese way, you have to prepare to make paper figures quickly. Of course, Mr. Qiao's family has a big business, so we don't need paper figures."
Okay, I’ll go find some uranium, titanium, silver and black slaves, and let’s burn them for him. I heard that burning black slaves is not illegal now.”….
"But uranium, titanium and silver may be a bit troublesome, but we can wait until World War II to burn it. I will engrave your father's name on the big furnace in Poland, and everything burned there in the future will be counted as your father's name.
of……"
"A living...living sacrifice!?"
Hearing this, Alina next to her was so scared that she covered her mouth. Isn't this too scary?
"Mr. Steve, please stop scaring Alina."
Unlike Alina, Jonathan has been in contact with Fang Mo for a while, and knows that he likes to joke. Although Jonathan is slow-minded, he has gradually come to terms with it, and it is estimated that the other party is joking again.
"ha
Hahaha!"
Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh himself.
"well……"
When Jonathan saw Fang Mo's actions, he helplessly held his forehead.
My teacher is good in every aspect, but he is too unreliable. Are all mages like this?
"Is it a joke?"
Elena couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this.
She had not been in contact with Fang Mo for a long time. She was just tricked by Fang Mo into eating golden apples and essence berries, and then gave him a sword. After that, Fang Mo disappeared from the world. She even wanted to find him to practice swordsmanship.
I can't find anyone. I just heard what I thought and thought it was true.
"It's a joke, but it's something that needs to be done."
After raising his head and laughing a few times, Fang Mo continued to speak to the two of them: "At least I'm not joking about fate, Qiao Qiao, your Joestar family has indeed been short-lived for generations...
…”
"Is this so?"
When Jonathan heard this, he nodded slowly: "I understand, teacher, I will handle this matter seriously."
"These two old Joes behind me."
Fang Mo said: "The one on the left is real, your father's soul is here, and the one on the right is fake, just an empty body... If you don't believe it, you can transfer them both to the hospital first.
If you go inside, the one on the left will wake up, while the one on the right will be in an eternal vegetative state."
"Then let's wait until father wakes up first. If we bury him now... I'm afraid of getting him confused."
Jonathan thought for a while and said, then turned to look at Alina: "By the way, Alina, can we go to your hospital?"
"Yeah, of course."
Alina nodded immediately: "I also think this matter is too strange. Instead of us deciding, it's better to wait until Uncle George wakes up and let him make his own decision."
"Then it's settled."
Jonathan nodded, then looked at Fang Mo: "Teacher Steve, is this okay?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter to me."
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "It's just fun to treat diseases and save people. The real work is to study how to hold a funeral. After a while I will
I also need to help carry out the funeral for a highly respected mage from Karma Taj. This time I just want to practice my skills first. I’m afraid I’ll laugh out loud then..."
"..."
After hearing what Fang Mo said, Jonathan and Alina looked at each other and were speechless.
There was silence for a long time, and finally it was Jonathan who broke the silence...
"By the way, Mr. Steve."
Jonathan didn't know whether he suddenly remembered or simply wanted to change the subject. Suddenly Fang Mo asked: "When you came in to put out the fire, did you see a man named Spitwagen?"
"Oh, if you didn't tell me, I almost forgot about him."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also patted his head and said: "Why did I feel so close... It turns out that the commentator was offline. I saw him just now. Didn't you see him when you two came out?
?」
"No ah."
The two looked at each other and shook their heads.
"Where did you see him?" Jonathan asked a little strangely: "Spitterwagen is not the kind of man who would run away from battle. He should still be around here."
"It seems to be in the fountain over there."
Fang Mo thought for a while and said.
"Nani!?"
Jonathan was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly ran towards the fountain in the distance. When he went over, he found that the other party was actually soaking in the fountain, but he had lost consciousness at this moment.
Fortunately, he fell inside on his back, and the buoyancy of the water exposed his face, so he didn't drown.
"Jojo, is this gentleman Spitwagen?"
Alina also walked over and saw Jonathan dragging him out of the water.
He asked unexpectedly: "Why was he burned like this? Was it caused by the fire just now?"
"Although Spitwagen was born in a ghoul street and had the same unfortunate background as Dio, he has shining points like a hero, which I admire very much." Jonathan said: "It is because of his help that I
Only then can we find evidence that Dio secretly poisoned us, and catch the Japanese man selling the poison."
"Is this so?"
Alina nodded after hearing this: "Then he is indeed a real hero."
"Teacher Steve, can you help and treat Mr. Spitwagen?" Jonathan raised his head and looked at Fang Mo: "He was burned like this to save me, and he is unconscious now."
"Do you want this Spit gold root, or do you want this Spit gold root..."
"Teacher Steve, stop joking at this time." Jonathan couldn't help but raised his forehead and said: "He can be regarded as my savior after all, and he is not from the Joestar family, so he should not have such a short life."
You need to hold a funeral for yourself to avoid this fate, right?"
"That's true."
Fang Mo nodded, and the commentator himself was really saved: "Get out of the way, the miracle doctor, I'm going to take action again."
Hearing this, Jonathan and Alina quickly stepped aside for fear of affecting Fang Mo.
As for Fang Mo, he walked slowly in front of Spitwagen. To be honest, the other party was still awake at first, but when he turned around, he passed out. Maybe he was just holding on at first.
Well, this perseverance is indeed quite impressive, after all, large area burns are really painful.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo directly tore off the other party's clothes first.
Due to being burned by the flames, his clothes were now stuck to his flesh, turning into a blackened charcoal-like substance.
"I'm super, isn't this too hot?"
Fang Mo complained about the severity of the other party's burns while activating the beacon's regeneration ability.
Under the influence of the energy from the lower realm, the hard shell on Spitwagen's body quickly receded, and then the granules squirmed, and his body recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After about a few minutes, Spittwaw suddenly sat up from the ground.
"Monster! That monster named Dio!"
Spitwagen's eyes widened and he shouted in panic and surprise: "I have traveled to many places in my life and seen all kinds of things around the world. I have seen rare animals in America and strange plants in Asia.
There are big trees in the Caribbean Sea and huge tornadoes... but I have never seen a monster like Dio!"
"Good guy...you should explain how to save your life as soon as you wake up, right?"
When Fang Mo saw this, he also raised his forehead...
