Chapter 289 Good children, please dont use the pot like this
"Hey, can I have that box you just had?"
The collector rubbed his little hands, and his mature old face showed a child-like expectation: "Or, it can be whatever is in the box..."
"Do you, the patriarch of the universe, have no pain-sensing nerves in your pants?"
Hearing what the Universe Collector said, Fang Mo also raised his eyebrows: "How about I engrave your experience just now on a CD and give it to you for your collection? When you have nothing to do, you can remember your wonderful and happy social life experience.
Isn’t it beautiful?”
"Ahem, Master, you are joking."
The collector coughed awkwardly, and probably realized that he was greedy again, so he quickly said: "The things in your hands are all rare treasures. It is already a great honor to give me two of them..."
"emmm..."
Fang Mo thought for a moment, and then took two things from Steve's hand.
It was an exquisite glass bottle and three meatballs.
"This is?"
Collector Di Fan looked at these two items curiously.
He was always full of expectations for the things Fang Mo took out. After all, he could distinguish everything in the world, but he could not understand the various items Fang Mo took out.
For an old monster who has lived for who knows how long, nothing is more important than 'freshness'.
“Breakfast set for two.”
Fang Mo explained casually.
Then he reached out and handed the item to the collector.
I saw the collector wearing white gloves, carefully taking the items and starting to look at them.
The first thing he studied was the glass bottle, which for some reason contained a cow. It was obvious that the cow was alive and was still moving around in the jar, but the strange thing was that this thing neither needed to eat grass nor could
excrete and continue to produce milk.
"What's the principle?"
The collector fell in love with this thing at first glance. Of course, he did not like drinking milk, but was fascinated by the storage principle of this jar: "Isn't this kind of collection method too exquisite? Look at these bulky and huge jars of mine.
Collection cabinet, look at your exquisite little bottle... Oh my god, how on earth did you do this?"
"This is a means from another world."
Fang Mo shrugged and said, "Don't think about it, you can't learn it."
Yes, Fang Mo really couldn't tell Di Fan. After all, the method of canning cows was very simple and crude. It was nothing more than putting the cow on the can and then smashing the cow in with an iron felt.
This is indeed very MC, but would others believe it if I told it?
"I absolutely love this thing."
The collector couldn't put it down with the cow jar in his hand: "It would be great if all my collections could be put into bottles. I would be the first to put Karina into the bottle..."
"..."
Carina next to her was so frightened that she almost collapsed on the ground.
"Don't just focus on that jar." Fang Mo reminded: "What's so good about milk? The Dali Pills here are the real good stuff."
"Daliwan?"
The Collector looked at Huanyu Meatballs curiously: "Is this... for food?"
“World Meatballs.”
Fang Mo explained with a smile: "Instead of collecting, I suggest you eat one and try it first. This thing is awesome. Maybe your interests will change after eating it..."
"I'm starting to become interested in something that even the Master highly praises."
When the collector heard this, he was obviously looking forward to it. He walked not far away and used instruments to process it. It was probably a process of disinfection and cooking.
Because the quality and density of this thing are ridiculously high, it is difficult to cut or fork it with ordinary tableware, so the collector has no choice but to take off his gloves, pinch the meatballs with his fingers, put it into his mouth, and then chew it slowly
Got up.
Even though the Collector is being tortured by Fang Mo, he seems quite weak.
But as the patriarch of the universe, his own strength is still very good, which can be seen from the fact that he can hold the world meatball without changing his expression.
You know, this thing is heavier than an enchanted golden apple.
Ordinary people will get gastroptosis after just one bite.
I saw the collector chewing the Huanyu meatballs for a while, and the expression on his face was puzzled at first, then slowly turned into surprise, and finally turned into pure enjoyment.
"This...this smell..."
The more the collector chews, the more he enjoys it, the more he chews it, the more excited he becomes, and he even feels a little lost.
"Mom's smell?"
Fang Mo himself had eaten Huanyu meatballs, and he asked with a smile at this moment: "Are you so moved that you almost cry? You can't just fly into outer space in a 360-degree turn, and then blow your clothes off or something.
Let’s take a look, everyone?”
"I am indeed... so moved that I almost cried..."
The Collector trembled while chewing and said: "What on earth does this taste like? I have tasted all the food in this universe, but this thing... why does it taste so special? I can't stop... How is this possible?"
"You shouldn't have given him any contraband, right?"
When Yondu saw this scene, he couldn't help but leaned over and asked Fang Mo in a low voice: "Do you have such a big hatred against him?"
"I'm a super chef! Who do you think I am?"
Fang Mo immediately scolded.
"..."
Yongdu shrank his neck and did not dare to say a word.
"Okay, if there's nothing else, I'll evacuate first. Rockets and the others are still waiting for me over there." Fang Mo waved his hand. Now that Yi Ge's coordinates were found, Fang Mo didn't bother to stay here anymore, so he directly
Wave and prepare to say goodbye.
However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that the collector hurriedly grabbed him.
"Wait! Your Majesty the Master!"
"how?"
Fang Mo looked at the collector: "Is there anything else?"
"This... hehe..."
The collector showed a flattering smile and said, "Do you still have this meatball? I...I think I may not be able to collect it. This thing is so delicious. Of course I am willing to pay for it."
! No matter how much you want! The most important thing Difan Group lacks is money."
"Do you think I'm short of money?"
Fang Mo asked rhetorically.
"Uh, this."
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Is it your own power? The Difan Group can..."
"Ronan's battleship is pretty good, can you repair it?"
Fang Mo suddenly asked.
"Dark Star?"
The collector was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately: "Of course! I have also studied the technology of the Kree civilization. Their biotechnology is very advanced. If you want to transform a vehicle of your own, I am willing to help you.
.”
"Okay, then it's settled."
Fang Mo nodded, and then slapped three coppers on the table... Huanyu Meatball: "I will probably go to Kerry first, and then go to find trouble with Egg. You'd better be there before that."
Once things are done, I plan to put on a good show when I return to Earth."
"I will handle it."
Seeing the three Huanyu meatballs on the table, Collector Di Fan's mouth opened with a smile.
Nodding, Fang Mo teleported directly back to Team Rocket.
As soon as he came out of the space fog, Fang Mo saw Ronan being tied up like a rice dumpling with alloy ropes, while several people led by Rocket Raccoon were discussing something loudly.
"What are you talking about?"
Fang Mo walked up to him a little strangely and asked.
"Fang Mo, you just happened to be back." Drax saw Fang Mo and immediately said, "We were discussing how to deal with this guy, and I was convinced by that little hairy monster."
"Don't call me little monster!"
Rocket Raccoon bared his teeth and roared: "I told you to call me Captain Rocket!"
"Persuade? What did you convince?"
Fang Mo was also a little curious: "Put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately? You can't, right? With your personalities, you shouldn't be able to do such a stupid thing..."
"I want Ronan to suffer the most painful punishment in the world."
Drax said excitedly: "Originally, I planned to stab him a hundred times and kill him cruelly... But the little monster captain and the pretty boy told me that if I want Ronan to endure the most painful thing, I have to ask
Asking for your opinion, they said that you are the most wicked in the team. Not only is you a bit mentally ill, but you are also full of bad intentions, which will definitely make Ronan's life worse than death!"
"Um?"
After listening to Drax's words, Fang Mo immediately turned his head and looked at the two of them.
"..."
Rocket Raccoon quickly turned his attention to the side, put his furry ears back guiltily, and pretended to whistle.
"No, what are you thinking about?"
Star-Lord really couldn't help it anymore and spoke directly to Drax: "What we said is obviously 'Fang Mo has the most methods, he must be able to think of a better way than us', how come you change that?"
Is it like this? Are you really trying to trick your teammates into death?"
"I don't care! It was you who suggested it anyway!"
Drax waved his hand directly, and then said to Fang Mo: "Help me think of a way, it is best to come up with the most lacking way... to make this guy's life worse than death!"
"I didn't know for a moment whether this was a compliment or a disservice to me."
After listening to what several people said, Fang Mo couldn't help but hold his forehead: "Forget it, my character is just like this anyway. Anyway, if you want to torture him, I have a few ways.
For your reference."
"Come and tell me!"
Drax said quickly.
Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but pricked up their ears.
"I have a sword in my hand. If I insert it into a person, I can make him immortal. As long as he is buried deep in the soil and the sword is inserted into his body, wouldn't it be living compost? Pour some into the soil at that time.
A pound of earthworms, and ask Groot to borrow two branches to cut them, and they will bloom everywhere..."
"I am Groot! (No, no, no... it's too cruel...)"
After hearing this, Groot was so frightened that he took a step back: "(I don't want to eat humans, not even the Kree. I'm sorry, my friend, I can't do this...)"
"No?"
Fang Mo shrugged: "Then change to a gentler one. I have a pan here that can seal him in it. Then you can shit on the pan every day. By the way, this pan will never be damaged.
, after you die, your sons and grandsons can continue to collect the antiques passed down from their ancestors, and as long as you pass on the family line well enough, you can let Ronan eat shit for ten thousand years."
"Haha! This is great!"
Drax immediately laughed after hearing this: "My shit balls are notoriously big, Ronan will be lucky now!"
"It's really creepy..."
When Star-Lord heard this, he couldn't help but feel a chill.
"Come on." Rocket Raccoon waved his hand upon seeing this: "Quoyle, you have to get used to it. This may be his gentlest method."
"Alright alright."
Star-Lord didn't want to continue talking about this matter, so he waved his hand and said: "Where are we going next? We can't camp on this dilapidated spaceship, right?"
"Go to Kree civilization."
Fang Mo said: "I promised Ronan before that I would go over and help him bring disaster to the Cree civilization."
"ha?"
Everyone was stunned after hearing this, and Star-Lord asked with a look of disbelief: "Are you sure he wants you to bring disaster to the Kree civilization? Did you oversleep... Uh, I mean, did you hear it wrong?
Oh, actually what Ronan said was that he wanted to bring disaster to Shandar or something?"
"No, he is talking about the Cree civilization."
Fang Mo shook his head: "His biggest wish before he died was to do his last bit for the Kree Empire and lead me to the Kree home planet..."
"I can testify that Ronan did say that."
Drax said confidently.
"Good guy." Rocket Raccoon looked at Ronan in shock: "Is this how you try your best for the Empire?"
"..."
Ronan had given up thinking now. No matter what everyone said, he lowered his head and said nothing. Although his eyes were still open, he felt no different from death.
Anyway, after dealing with Ronan.
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Everyone really doesn't want to stay here any longer. Ronan's Dark Star is currently exploding. Basically all the Necromancer spaceships are outside trying to repair the spacecraft. The fleet of the Difan Group has also arrived. Now the two sides are fighting.
In one group, the entire battlefield was simply in chaos.
So after discussion, everyone returned to the Milano and began to fly towards the territory of the Kree Empire.
The Land of Nothingness is very far away from the Kree Empire. There are almost too many jumping points to count. There are also several meteorite belts to pass through, and it will take a few days at the earliest to get there.
During this period, Fang Mo also fulfilled his promise.
That is to say, Ronan was sealed into the pan and then let Drax use it as a treasure.
This craftsman's pan is really easy to use. Although it looks like it's made of cast iron, it actually seems to have a non-stick property. It doesn't stick to water or oil. You can just throw it outside after use.
It's clean.
Drax has now thrown away his dagger and wanders around the spacecraft carrying the pot all day long.
But Rocket Raccoon and Star-Lord really couldn't stand him like this. Although the pot looked clean, everyone was disgusted when they thought of its purpose. So under everyone's joint suggestion, Drax had to wrap it in high-tech plastic cloth.
Hold the pot and carry it behind your back until you need to use it before untying it.
This pot is quite big, with a diameter of about half a meter and a handle of about one meter. When carried on the back, it looks like an enlarged version of a dung spoon.
And Fang Mo also kindly gave the pot a name.
The abominable dung-catcher - defeated.
To have fun, Fang Mo even enchanted the pan.
Different from sword weapon enchantments, the enchantments Fang Mo enchanted this pot are sweeping blade, efficiency, expansion, strength, and loyalty.
Fang Mo originally wanted to attach a smelting or flame attachment.
But considering the actual use of this pot... something seemed wrong, so he gave up on this enchantment.
It's enough to leave this aspect of combat to Sweeping Blade and Strength.
As for withdrawing the master's degree.
The two enchantments of efficiency and expansion are really useful.
And after adding loyalty, Drax can now throw the pot out of the spacecraft. The pot will spin around a few times outside, just like a dog shaking off its hair, and then fly back automatically.
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To be honest, Fang Mo was a little moved after reading it.
He was thinking that he would make a better one for himself when he returned to MC, but no one dared to mess with him yet. It seemed that he would have to wait for an unlucky person to do it.