Chapter 827: The smell of this banner is too great. Can I not want it?
In a small town outside the Special Administrative Region, a crashed helicopter was burning with raging fire.
Fortunately, the beast reacted quickly and jumped out with Charles before the helicopter landed. After rolling and using its own body as a pad to relieve its force, the two of them were not seriously injured.
But they were both safe.
It doesn't mean that Wolverine Logan will be equally safe.
"I shouldn't have believed you!!!"
Soon, with an angry roar, Logan cursed and forcibly crawled out of the pile of debris, stretched out his hand to pat the flames on his body and said: "You did the helicopter joke last time in the academy... but this time
It’s even more outrageous!”
But unexpectedly.
This time Fang Mo did not respond to him.
"……Um?"
Logan was stunned for a moment when he saw this, thinking that a god like him couldn't be in trouble due to the crash, but out of worry, he still leaned over and looked into the cabin.
The result is just like this.
Logan suddenly felt that his eyes were a little dark.
Because inside the cabin where the flames were raging, Fang Mozheng pressed the body of a tall and burly black man in grief and shouted: "Lao Da! Lao Da! What's wrong with you, Lao Da!!!"
"..."
Logan felt that his worries were a bit unnecessary.
"Lao Da, please don't sleep! Wake up!" However, Fang Mo was still shouting heartbreakingly: "No! Lao Da! Lao Da, you elbow me again!"
"...You almost got it."
Logan pressed his temples speechlessly as he reminded.
"Oh yes."
However, Logan's words seemed to suddenly remind Fang Mo. He suddenly twisted around and took out a wooden box from nowhere, and then briefly adjusted it twice: "I almost forgot the background music...
"
Following Fang Mo's movements.
Soon, the small wooden box of Jinsunnan suddenly started to ring.
I saw the song "see you again" slowly playing, and it seemed to fit the scene unexpectedly with the corpse on the ground.
"What the hell..."
Seeing this scene, Logan couldn't hold back any longer. He resisted the urge to stab Fang Mo to death and stood up: "Which one of you brought gasoline? I'm going to burn this bastard to death."
"What's up with him?"
Charles couldn't help but ask: "Why did I hear what he was shouting?"
"He was mourning a black man."
Logan said.
"...Weeping for black people???" Upon hearing this, Charles and Beast looked at each other in disbelief: "He?"
"It's not you who wait a minute."
However, soon, Charles reacted: "Where did the black people in this helicopter come from?"
"How would I know?"
Logan said angrily, this guy is really capable of causing trouble, you never know what kind of trouble he will cause in the next second.
Fortunately, Fang Mo didn't go too far this time.
He quickly put it away when he was ready, and climbed out of the cabin carrying a dark object.
"I'm ready."
Fang Mo shook off the strange thing on his hand, and then said to everyone.
"Just wait for me."
However, at this moment, Logan discovered something was wrong again, and his eyes focused on the black thing on Fang Mo's hand. Although the thing was a little dark, it could be vaguely seen as a human arm.
: "Please explain first, what is that thing you are carrying?"
"……elbow."
Fang Moyan said concisely and concisely.
"You're fucking going to carry this thing with us to rob the prison?!" Logan yelled: "You must be sick...throw this thing away from me quickly!!!"
But it just happened at this moment.
This arm actually spoke.
Yes, you read that right, it is this arm that has been detached from the body. At this moment, it actually made a sound: "Oh God, children, please don't abandon me!"
"???"
Not to mention Logan, the other two people's eyes widened.
"Look, the talking elbow..."
Fang Mo spread his hands and explained.
"...Forget it, it's up to you." Logan sighed weakly and desperately, and then ignored Fang Mo, but turned directly to look at the beast here: "Hank, take a look at the map.
, I remember that guy lived around here.”
"If you are talking about the Maximovs."
The beast looked at the map. He had already made preparations for this last night. He immediately raised his hand and said, "Follow this road for more than twenty minutes, and you will be right above the town.
"
"Then let's set off now."
Logan nodded, then greeted a few people and walked forward.
"So this helicopter is just left here?" Charles asked casually: "Will it attract the attention of the police? This thing is a bit troublesome."
"Don't worry, they won't be able to find anything for a while." Fang Mo was in a good mood at the moment. He took out the small wooden box from somewhere and started tinkering with it. While listening to the music, he said: "Maybe when we are rescued
Magneto, these Magnesium police have just arrived at the scene..."
"Can you stop playing the song?"
However, listening to the melody of "see you again", Logan still couldn't completely ignore Fang Mo. At this moment, he couldn't help but glance at him: "We are not going on vacation!"
"I didn't say I was on vacation..."
Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "This is my way of commemorating Lao Da. You are too angry today. Why don't you drink some iced black tea to calm down the anger?"
"This is obviously a song in memory of Paul Walker!"
Logan gritted his teeth. In fact, the X-Men world is very similar to the real world. For example, the Fast and Furious series of movies are actually here, and Logan, as someone who traveled back in time from the future, naturally knows this.
"Then you go ask him."
However, Fang Mo retorted confidently: "Go and ask Paul if he has any objections?"
"I……"
Anyway, there’s not much to say next.
It didn't take long for the group of people to arrive at this quiet town.
After asking some passers-by, Logan quickly found Maximov's home, because according to the neighbors, this guy was already notorious, and was said to be a very nasty thief, so many people were happy to give it to them.
Give directions.
And follow the directions given by passers-by.
Logan and his group came to a typical American-style house.
After knocking on the door a few times, a middle-aged woman soon walked out of the room. The woman stared at the man in front of him who was suppressing his anger... and even looked a little ferocious. He seemed to have realized something in an instant.
"He's causing trouble again, right?"
I saw this middle-aged woman feeling a little cautious: "Okay, no matter what he takes from you, I will write a check right now..."
"Ma'am, we just want to talk to him."
Logan took a deep breath. He also realized that there was something wrong with his attitude, and then added: "Don't worry, we don't mean any harm."
"Pietro, it's the police."
When the middle-aged woman saw this, she had no choice but to turn around and shout: "They are coming for you again..."
After saying that, she turned around and walked towards a certain room, and Logan and his group followed suit.
However, when passing by the living room, there was a little girl sitting on the blanket playing house. The little girl was surprisingly not afraid of other people. At the moment, she was tilting her head and staring at them curiously.
And just as Fang Mo was passing by, she happened to speak.
"I am a little princess."
The other party looked up at Fang Mo, blinked his eyes and asked, "Excuse me, what are you?"
"Hey, what a coincidence, I'm also a princess." Fang Mo introduced with a smile: "It's just that I'm a transgender black female, aldehyde, animal, vegetarian, gender disorder, mussel, gay, Disney little princess."
"???"
The little girl was stunned.
"Good boy, remember the shock in your heart right now." Fang Mo touched the other person's head lovingly, pinched a small golden crown and handed it over: "Good boy, don't be stupid like this in the future.
…”
After saying that.
He kept up with Logan's pace.
The house is not big, and it didn't take long for a few people to arrive in the basement.
The sound of someone playing table tennis could be vaguely heard inside, but after a group of people walked in, they discovered that there was only one person in the basement.
It's just that this man stood on both sides of the table tennis table at the same time, as if he was playing against himself, waving the racket rhythmically. Logan knew this guy in the future, so it was okay, but Charles and Beast Hank were attracted by this scene.
He was stunned and stared at each other in disbelief.
"What do you want from me?"
Just as they were surprised, the other party also spoke: "I haven't done anything, I've been staying here all the time..."
The words were not spoken yet.
The other party sat directly on the sofa again.
"Don't be nervous, Pietro, we are not the police." When Logan saw this, he immediately explained: "We are just here to ask you for a favor."
"Of course you are not the police."
The other party leaned on the sofa casually and said: "You don't have a police car at all, and your documents don't match up. You even flew a helicopter from outside the town... So who are you? FBI?"
"we are……"
"Yes, we are from the FBI."
Before Logan could finish speaking, Fang Mo suddenly spoke with a serious face: "Pietro Django Maximov, we currently suspect that you are seriously smelting copper and have used your mutant abilities many times to
If you are openly molesting a young girl on the street, please come with us to the Pentagon to be investigated."
"……ha?"
Pietro himself was stunned: "Me? Smelting copper?"
Of course, not only Pietro, but everyone else present was also confused, especially Wolverine Logan.
You have to know that he has met Fang Mo's partner before. As the wife of Fang Mo, the god of heaven, she is actually such a small one. So no one needs to say what kind of virtue this guy has? At this moment, this is completely thrown away.
yes.
"Please come with us."
Of course, Fang Mo ignored this and continued directly: "You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court..."
"You don't have to wait first."
However, Pietro was also a little panicked at this moment: "I just stole a few things, I didn't do anything else, and how can I be sure that you are the FBI?"
Speaking of which.
Pietro himself seemed to have reacted.
The other party is a bit strange. If it was really the FBI, wouldn't they just show their ID?
Thinking of this, he decided to test the other party, so he activated his ability directly, and the whole world slowed down for a moment. Then he walked slowly to Fang Mo, intending to reach into his pocket to look for ID or something.
In short, we need to confirm the identity of the other party first.
However, this hand has just been stretched out.
Something happened that Pietro could not have imagined.
In this world that was infinitely slowed down, a hand suddenly grabbed my wrist with precision.
"???"
When Pietro saw this, his pupils shrank and he subconsciously looked up.
Then he saw Fang Mo staring at him, with a smile on his face and slowly shaking his head to indicate something.
Pietro tried to struggle, but the opponent's palm remained motionless like a pair of iron pliers.
Seeing this scene, Pietro was obviously a little surprised. His ability is to accelerate himself, and absolute speed means absolute power. Although he cannot increase himself to the speed of light, he is at least much faster than a bullet.
, but even this kind of power can't break away from the opponent.
Think of this.
Pietro directly dispelled his own abilities and looked at the other party with some surprise: "You...are actually the same as me?"
"Pietro, we are all the same kind of people."
At this moment, Logan finally spoke. He raised a fist and exerted a little force, and the bone claws stretched out from it: "We are mutants."
"..."
Pietro was also stunned when he saw this scene.
He had never left this small town and thought he was the only alien in the world.
"Looks pretty handsome."
Soon, Pietro showed a heartfelt smile, but soon he explained: "But I still have to make it clear first, I really did not molest a young girl..."
"He's kidding you."
Logan glared at Fang Mo angrily and motioned for him to let go of his hand: "We just want to ask you for a favor."
"help?"
Pietro retracted his hand and asked subconsciously: "What are you doing?"
"We need you to invade a highly guarded place." Logan explained: "And then bring someone out. Although he is a bastard...but we need him now."
"Where?"
"Uh, the Pentagon..."
"Sounds good." Pietro's eyes lit up when he heard this. He really liked this exciting feeling: "Shall we act together?"
"He won't take action."
Luo Gen pointed to Fang Mo next to him.
"Why?" Pietro was a little confused when he heard this: "He should be very powerful, right?"
"It's a bit too powerful."
Charles held his forehead with a headache: "If he takes action, then our task is not to bring one person out, but to search for survivors as much as possible..."
"Isn't this too exaggerated?"
After all, Pietro was young, and he felt a little disbelieving when he heard this. He curled his lips and said, "Then if I help you, can I see what he is capable of?"
"Don't..."
"Haha, of course!"
Before Luo Gen could refuse, Fang Mo suddenly became happy when he heard this: "Little brother, you have a great future. When this time is over, I will give you a good performance and I will take you to see your wife again when I have the opportunity."
A fellow alien from another world, I remember he seems to be still working in Asgard."
"Although I don't understand it, it seems to be very powerful."
Pietro also smiled excitedly. Everything he experienced today made him feel extremely fresh and exciting: "This feels really good. I guess I won't want to steal anything again for a long time..."
"Hey, this won't work."
However, when he heard this, Fang Mo shook his head and said: "You still have to steal this thing, but the target has to be changed. Next time you can directly steal those capitalist safes. Every time you open the box
It’s guaranteed to be exciting, you’ll never know whether it contains gold bars or evidence of crime…”
"Brother, can't you teach him something good?" Logan couldn't help but interrupt.
"Why isn't this a good thing?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo also threw up his hands and retorted: "Then damn capitalism is exactly the same as male ketone's asshole. They both like to expand continuously. If we don't find a way to cure it now, the country of Magnesia will be finished sooner or later... He is so
I guess someone will give him a banner after he does it."
"What the hell are you describing?"
Logan wiped his face and suddenly felt that saving the world was too tiring.
"Uh, what about that."
However, when Pietro heard this, he obviously couldn't stand it anymore. At this moment, he seemed to realize that the man in front of him was a bit unreliable, and hesitantly expressed his position: "Actually, I don't have to steal, really."
"It's not that you're afraid of something." Fang Mo looked at him with a look of disdain: "The Pentagon dares to come with us, but you can't handle this little thing?"
