Seeing Emilia in the distance being kissed on the back of her hand, Natsuki Subaru's expression changed instantly. Not only did his face turn red, his fists even creaked from being pinched with excessive force.
I know he is jealous.
Those who didn't know better thought he was going to eat people.
Of course, there is nothing wrong with saying that he cannibalizes people. After all, Natsuki Subaru's expression at this moment is indeed a bit scary. Coupled with his strange blood-like robe, it feels like he is possessed by an evil spirit.
"No, I said, little brother, what's the matter with you?"
Of course, Fang Mo also noticed the changes in Subaru Natsuki, and couldn't help complaining at this moment: "Why is it suddenly red and warm? Can you learn something good from Da Sima... I mean, this red-skinned duck is today
Do you have to be COS?"
"Brother Dong... Dongwen!"
When Fang Mo said this, Natsuki Subaru turned to him angrily and said, "Emilia... I... you saw it too, right? That man actually kissed her!!!"
"Just the back of your hand, right?"
Fang Mo advised nonchalantly: "Anyway, calm down first..."
"I can't calm down!"
However, Subaru Natsuki was really warm this time. It was as if he had encountered a skirmisher in a dream, and his tone became much more urgent and irritable: "Nothing will happen to me... No! I can face death calmly now,
But this is the only thing that won’t work! Emilia is mine!”
"She didn't follow you..."
"Brother Dongwen, do you know how many times I died for her?!"
Natsuki Subaru said with a struggling expression: "I died for her dozens of times when I was in the capital... dozens of times! And when I was in the mansion! I have been saving her, and I have paid for it.
How could she be so heavy..."
"Xiao Cai, just stand still and don't move."
However, when Natsuki Subaru became more and more excited as he spoke, Fang Mo patted him on the shoulder and said in a very kind tone: "Come... stand still and close your eyes. Brother, I will try to help you calm down first."
"What?"
Natsuki Subaru was stunned for a moment.
However, before he could say anything, Fang Mo pulled out the giant purple blade without any warning and struck him with a vertical slash on the forehead.
"!!!"
Seeing this, Subaru Natsuki scurried away in panic and dodges to the side without even thinking about it.
"Boom!"
The giant purple blade was swung in the air, and the pale white air waves from the blade whistled around, making the hem of Natsuki Subaru's robe make a sound.
"Dong! Brother Dongwen!"
Natsuki Subaru was so frightened that there was no color on his face: "You...are you crazy?!"
"Have you calmed down?"
Fang Mo pushed Mayuling's chopping knife onto his shoulder and asked with a calm expression: "If it still doesn't work, I can send you to read the file, so that you have a chance to prevent this scene from happening."
"This...I..."
Natsuki Subaru opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he couldn't say a word and could only hang his head feebly.
Due to the loudness of the blow just now, all the passers-by around him looked this way. Even Emilia and the purple-haired man not far away also cast doubtful glances, but
Fang Mo waved his hand towards the other party, indicating that it was okay.
"Let's go, get out of here first."
After a simple response, Fang Mo also asked Natsuki Subaru to walk in a random direction.
After walking along a path for a while, since this was a suburb of the city, the number of passers-by gradually became less and less. It was only then that Fang Mo asked again: "Xiao Cai... what do you think of China in this game?"
How many elements are there?”
"What?"
Natsuki Subaru subconsciously raised his head when he heard this inexplicable question, but he was obviously not in a good mood at the moment, so he said dullly: "Not much, I haven't even seen Chinese food."
"So what do we usually eat?"
Fang Mo asked.
"Western food, right?" Natsuki Subaru lowered his head and said perfunctorily: "Anyway, it's just thick soup, bread and the like. Who would a normal Chinese person eat this as their staple food every day..."
"Well, indeed."
Not only did Fang Mo not care about the other party's attitude, but he nodded in agreement: "So this is what I have always wanted to complain about. It is obviously a Chinese world, but in the end it is inexplicably a world with a Western architecture. Sure enough, Miyazaki
This old thief knows a lot about the Jβ game..."
"Yeah."
Natsuki Subaru continued to deal with it casually.
"I'm okay, at least I know a little bit about history and culture." When Fang Mo said this, he suddenly sighed with regret: "But what should you do if you are like this? You don't even know how to kiss hands...
Hey, isn’t this just forcing people to eat history?”
"Yeah."
Natsuki Subaru subconsciously wanted to be perfunctory, but after hearing half of it, he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Huh? Wait... Brother Dongwen, what did you just say? A kiss on the hand?"
"A kind of etiquette handed down from the Western Middle Ages."
Fang Mo shrugged and said: "There is no way, the foreign devils just like to make these useless things, which are cumbersome and ink-stained, and they think they are very fashionable. If you ask me, they might as well give a military salute..."
"this……"
After Natsuki Subaru heard this, he finally reacted belatedly and asked with some stuttering: "Brother Dongwen, are you referring to what happened just now? What happened to that purple-haired guy? He
...Didn’t he mean to steal Emilia?”
"Have you ever heard of medieval knights?"
Fang Mo asked.
"Um...Brother Dongwen, is Kamen Rider considered a knight?"
Natsuki Subaru scratched his head subconsciously. The fact that he dropped out of school was no joke... His academic performance was notoriously bad. He even stopped going to school at all and hid at home as a NEET, so for
A lot of knowledge is lacking.
"You really don't understand?"
After hearing what Natsuki Subaru said, Fang Mo couldn't help but lift his forehead.
Yes, in fact, when he read the original work, he felt very strange. Natsuki Subaru's behavior was too abstract. Now that he thinks about it, it is probably just a lack of common sense.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! After all, the other person is just a high school student no matter what.
Even the kind who dropped out of school and stayed at home.
"That's right."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo also patiently gave the other party some knowledge: "Knights are a very strange thing. They value honor more than life. They usually pay great attention to their words and deeds and will never do anything out of the ordinary.
actions, and will never allow others to belittle their honor."
"Yes...really?"
Natsuki Subaru subconsciously scratched his head.
"The purple-haired guy you just saw is actually a knight, and he is also the best knight in the Knights of the Guards. His name seems to be Julius."
Fang Mo started to explain to him: "The other party is a first-class knight regardless of family background, achievements, and conduct, and Emilia is a member of the King's Chosen, which means that she may become the queen in the future and become his leader.
Boss...so there is no problem with doing this kind of courtesy to show respect."
"this……"
"Even if you don't understand this, you've always seen cartoons, right?" Fang Mo said again: "Have you never seen scenes like the knight kneeling down on one knee and then kissing the back of the queen's hand?"
"I've seen it before, I've seen it before."
Natsuki Subaru said a little aggrievedly: "But the knight and the queen basically ended up together?"
"...Then there must be something wrong with the little devils' drawings!"
Fang Mo's face darkened when he heard Natsuki Subaru's statement: "Some of those foreign devils not only hugged each other, but also kissed on the cheek. I don't even dare to think about it... What if the old thief Miyazaki put this into the game?"
What is epilepsy like? Can you fly a kite with Emilia?"
"I……"
When Natsuki Subaru heard this, his face was full of embarrassment, and he lowered his head and pulled up his sleeves.
"Oh yes, there is one more thing."
Before Natsuki Subaru could say anything, Fang Mo continued to talk to him: "Remember, never let go of your own emotions."
"What?"
Natsuki Subaru raised his head in confusion.
"How much have you paid, how many times have you died for her, etc."
Fang Mo raised a finger and said: "I seem to have reminded you more than once, they are just NPCs, they are dots, they are data, how much effort you have put in for them, these are all your own wishful thinking, you
Why should they remember this?"
"But I..."
"Yes, you did save them."
Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "But did they kneel down and beg you to save them? If you didn't show up...according to the algorithm of the game console, their fate was death. It was you who liked them too much, so you wanted to save them."
He was saved, wasn’t he?”
"this……"
After hearing what Fang Mo said, Natsuki Subaru seemed to be stunned.
"Isn't it?"
Seeing that Natsuki Subaru's expression was a little shaken, Fang Mo added fuel to the fire again: "They never asked you to save them from the beginning to the end. It was you who kept reincarnating and giving, and then you were sacrificed by your own efforts.
I’m so moved…I even look forward to them responding.”
"Return from death is your own prerogative."
"Even as a player, I don't know what happened in other games."
"How much effort have you made on your own, how much sacrifice have you made, and how desperate are you? Even I can't empathize with the extremely heavy things you face and carry. Why do you think so?
Would a group of NPCs be moved by this?"
"And let's take a step back."
Fang Mo continued: "Even if you like Emilia and decide to pursue her, won't it be counterproductive if you are so crazy today?"
"this……"
"You are like someone saying hello to your wife, and then you become popular."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "You remind me of an ancient TV series. Why, you also hope that Emilia won't talk to strangers?"
"I, I didn't..."
Natsuki Subaru shook his head subconsciously: "Brother Dongwen, I just..."
"Imagine it for yourself, if you cause some trouble at the King's Selection tomorrow because you are so crazy, and Emilia can't hold her head up, what should you do? What should she do? Do you want to commit suicide directly on the spot?
Or do you want to put all the blame on Julius? Resent him?"
Fang Mo questioned again: "I can help you kill him...but is it useful?"
"In the future, after Emilia becomes queen, there will be countless people greeting her. Is it possible that the two of us will bloodbath the capital? Then I suggest you join the Witch Cult... at least you can gain some reputation."
"this……"
When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he was sweating profusely: "Then I..."
"If I were you, I would show my strong strength and courage and let others truly recognize you."
Fang Mo said calmly: "In this way, you can declare your sovereignty naturally and let others understand that Emilia is protected by you, and then you can also openly tell others that you are a stranger... And that
The custom here is to prohibit physical contact, instead of turning into a red duck here."
"Brother Dongwen, I know I was wrong, I'm sorry."
After Fang Mo's barrage of rhetoric, Natsuki Subaru finally realized what his problem was, and he sincerely apologized: "Everything here is too strange to me... This is me
My own problem is that I should work hard to learn etiquette, or at least understand some common sense.
"Can you give me some guidance in this area? Brother Dongwen?"
"Of course that's no problem."
Fang Mo nodded. It seemed that this bastard was really smart: "I promise to teach you to be a perfect knight."
"Oh, but Brother Dongwen..."
However, at this moment, Natsuki Subaru sighed again: "But even if I understand this, I still feel uncomfortable just thinking about the scene just now. Brother Dongwen...if your girlfriend was kissed
The back of your hand, what would you do?"
"..."
Hearing the other party's words, Fang Mo suddenly fell into silence.
"Dong, Brother Dongwen?"
Natsuki Subaru looked up at the other party extremely nervously: "Can you just say something, don't show such an expression? I'm afraid..."
"I changed my mind."
However, at this moment, Fang Mo suddenly said with a sullen face: "I will definitely train you to be the strongest knight in the world. Tomorrow you will fight Julius at the King's Selection."
"this……"
Natsuki Subaru hesitated obviously when he heard this: "Will this... win?"
"I'm sure to win this time." Fang Mo said with a serious face: "I have decided to pass on my lifelong secret knowledge to you. If you dare to lose, I will directly kill you, go back, load the file, and start over."
"ah???"
Natsuki Subaru's expression suddenly froze.
"It's okay, don't be afraid. You will become my teacher later and join my sect Qingfengguan. I still have some skills that I can teach you." Fang Mo patted the other party's shoulder and comforted him: "I can teach you.
Sacrifice yourself, pull out your spine and turn it into a sharp sword during the battle, sweeping across China for seven days and nights..."
"Snapped...snapped the spine?!"
Natsuki Subaru was so frightened that his face turned pale: "I don't want to learn! I don't want to learn! No matter how tough my mouth is, I can't stand it!!!"
"Then I'll teach you how to sacrifice your blood to the Blood God and sacrifice your head to the Skull Throne." Fang Mo said, and took out a ring that was as red as blood: "This is the blood ring of Akat. One life you eat is worth one life.
When the time comes to eat up the royal city and transform into the true ancestor of the vampire, Julius will not be worth mentioning at all..."
"This sounds even more impressive! Emilia will definitely be scared to death if she sees that scene!"
Natsuki Subaru's resistance was extremely obvious: "Brother Dongwen, I...I suddenly feel that the hand kiss is not so difficult to accept..."
"Asshole! Good for nothing!"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became unhappy and slapped Subaru Natsuki, causing him to stagger.
It's just that Natsuki Subaru has been with Fang Mo for so long, and he has learned the other person's character. At this moment, he fell down directly after being slapped by him, and then he hugged the other person's thigh without restraint and wailed: "
Brother Dongwen! Just teach me some real skills... Please!!!"
"Hey, I really can't do anything to a junior like you."
However, at this moment, Fang Mo still sighed and said deliberately: "Well, let me teach you how to fix the bug and obtain the forbidden power that does not belong to the player..."
"This is good! This is good! Brother Dongwen, I will learn this!"
Natsuki Subaru's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this: "I will worship you as my teacher now, and I will treat you well from now on..."
"Filial piety?" Fang Mo was quite generous. He smiled and shook his head when he heard this: "There's no need for filial piety. As long as you have a bug in the future and are caught by the administrator..."