Lu Bu was kicked out by Dong Zhuo inexplicably, and he felt very unhappy.
However, Lu Bu was a martial artist after all, and he didn't think deeply about it.
The one Lu Bu is most attracted to now is one of his adoptive father's female slaves named Liu Xian'er. You know, when he took the female slaves of his adoptive father with him, Liu Xian'er had been ogling him...
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"Hehehe..." Lu Bu thought of this and couldn't help but wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Forget it, go to Xiangting Tower with Cao Cao," Lu Bu said, stomping out of the yard and heading straight towards Cao Cao's mansion.
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Because Cao Cao threw the hot potato to Ma Xiaoquan, he and Lu Bu visited Tongyaozi, so he was in a good mood these days.
Dong Zhuo sent people to summon him twice. Some time ago, he was afraid that his secret would be revealed, and he had a guilty conscience and did not dare to go. Now that it is fine, the Seven-Star Sword is not in his hands, and he has nothing to fear, so Cao Cao also plans to
Go and pay a visit to Dong Zhuo.
Although I dislike Dong Zhuo very much, even hate Dong Zhuo, and secretly insult Dong Zhuo as a "national thief", but I hate him, I hate him, I scold him, Dong Zhuo is now above one person, but actually there is no one above him.
Lieutenant, he holds the power of troops and horses, and there are a lot of capable soldiers and generals under him. This arm cannot twist his thigh. Anyone with a discerning eye knows that it is better to swallow his anger than offend him, so it is also beneficial to give Dong Zhuo a few words.
Cao Cao rode towards Dong Zhuo's palace with great ambition. He saw two crows resting on the branches, and felt very uncomfortable for a moment.
"Hey, this old thief Dong Zhuo will never die. He will go to court, he will never go to court..." Cao Cao lightly whipped his horse whip and sped up.
After hearing the words of "Shangxian" Ma Xiaoquan, Dong Zhuo announced that night that he would no longer sleep with women. This made Dong Zhuo's female slaves ecstatic.
After all, serving such a fat man as fat as a pig, regardless of his abilities, just pressing him on you is too much.
According to incomplete statistics, Dong Zhuo crushed no less than 20 female slaves to death because of his weight. Therefore, when they heard that Dong Zhuo had not hired any female slaves that night, the female slaves all hugged each other and cried bitterly.
The bastard and son-in-law Li Ru thought that these female slaves were crying because they could not be favored by the old thief Dong, so he planned to tell his father-in-law, or first ask for instructions from the "immortal" whom his father-in-law paid special attention to.
But Lu Bu didn't think so.
Lu Bu thought: If my adoptive father doesn't plan to recruit these female slaves these days, then I just happen to have sex with one or two secretly. I don't think my adoptive father will know, right?
Lü Bu was not only a highly skilled man, but also a courageous man. Dong Zhuo announced that he would not be recruiting female slaves for the time being. Lü Bu secretly lurked into Dong Zhuo's palace under the guise of "protecting the safety of his adoptive father", preparing to wait for an opportunity.
Committing a crime.
And our "parallel import immortal" Ma Xiaoquan, what is he doing now?
Ma Xiaoquan, after being entertained by Dong Zhuo, was forced to stay overnight with him, saying that he wanted to have a good discussion with him on the philosophy of life.
Ma Xiaoquan thought to himself: Boss, you and I, Mr. Ma, are only 27 years old from birth to now. You are already half a hundred years old. Why are you arguing with me? You old man, what kind of argument are you talking about?
In life, it’s only right to monitor me, right?
Ma Xiaoquan did not expose Dong Zhuo's tricks. After all, he was now accompanied by three beauties.
"Hmm," Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and looked at the three beauties in front of him.
The three beauties did not dare to make loud noises because of Dong Zhuo's power, and since they were given to this so-called "god" by Dong Zhuo, the three beauties did not dare to speak even more.
In the information Ming sent to Ma Xiaoquan, he said not to get too involved with ancient women, otherwise it would be unthinkable.
Ma Xiaoquan also thought about it, but when he saw these three beauties in front of him, Ma Xiaoquan was moved.
"Is this Mingfa trying to trick me?"
"Come on, you three, tell me, what are your names?"
"Xiu'er..."
"Miaoyu..."
"Karin..."
"Well Xiu'er...Miaoyu...Hua Lin..." Ma Xiaoquan was very satisfied with the names of these three little beauties. He repeated them several times in his mouth before continuing to ask.
He asked, "Where are you all from?"
The three little beauties did not dare to speak, so Ma Xiaoquan asked again and again, and the three of them answered one by one.
"Oh" Ma Xiaoquan thought for a while after listening.
Except for Xiu'er, who was brought over by Dong Zhuo from Xiliang, Miaoyu and Hualin are both from the surrounding area. Xiuer is 14 years old, Miaoyu is 13 years old, and Hualin is only 12 years old.
"Well, do you want to go home?"
Ma Xiaoquan's question was actually just a casual question, but just such a question hurt the hearts of the three little beauties.
For a moment, the little beauties burst into tears.
Ma Xiaoquan hated seeing girls cry the most, and his heart softened when he cried. This softness actually made Ma Xiaoquan give up the evil idea of possessing these three little beauties.
"Come, tell me, if you miss home, I will find a way to send you back."
When the three beauties heard this, their eyes lit up at the same time, but soon, they all shook their heads in unison.
"What, you don't want to go home?"
Xiu'er cried and knelt down and said: "To be honest with you, Master Shangxian, this slave came from Xiliang. How can I go back after being so far away?"
Ma Xiaoquan said "oh" and asked the other two: "What about you?"
Miaoyu and Hualin knelt down and cried: "Master Shangxian, we miss home, but we don't know where home is."
"Well," Ma Xiaoquan frowned, thought for a moment, and said, "Well, what about Xiu'er, your home is too far away from here, and you can see that it's also in chaos right now. How about you stay with me first, and wait until later?
It's time. I will send you back when I go to Xiliang specifically. As for Miaoyu and Hualin, you two think carefully about where your home is. If there is a chance, I will send you back."
"Put-tong-puff-puff-tong" sounded three times, and the three beauties all kowtowed to Ma Xiaoquan three times.
After a while of asking and answering questions, Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his neck and said: "Okay, okay, let's go down and rest first. I have to practice, so don't bother me. Remember, if someone asks you, just tell
They said that you are my women, do you understand?"
The three little beauties rang their heads three more times.
Looking at the backs of the three beauties, Ma Xiaoquan shook his head helplessly and sighed heavily.
"Why"
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When Cao Cao arrived at Dong Zhuo's palace, the sky had already darkened.
Cao Cao knew that Dong Zhuo had a strange habit of behaving in the evening, so he didn't dare to disturb him, so he stayed in the side hall first.
Looking at the beautiful moonlight at night, Cao Cao ordered a pot of wine and tasted it alone.
At this moment, a shooting star flashed across the night sky.
"Huh?" Cao Cao frowned and said thoughtfully, "Such a beautiful night sky, there is such an ominous sign, it may change. However, the greater the change, the more opportunities I, Cao Mengde, have, right?"
Cao Cao said, picked up the wine bottle and walked out of the side hall.
Among the flowers in the side hall, there was a tall figure holding a petite and lovely child in his arms.
The figure said: "Beauty, you obeyed me today, even my adoptive father didn't know. Look at how beautiful the moonlight is tonight..."
Ke Ren'er struggled in fear, but unfortunately she was too different from that body and her strength was far inferior to him. After struggling for a while, Ke Ren'er gave up.
"General, if the lieutenant finds out, he will be beheaded!"
"What are you going to kill? My foster father has so many women. If he finds out, I can at worst ask him to reward me with you."
"But, General, Lieutenant, he... uh"
Before Ke Rener could finish her words, her voice was gone. Immediately afterwards, the only sounds that came from the flowers were the most primitive and rippling moans...
Cao Cao wandered around out of boredom because of the long night.
The more I walked around, the more I felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere today. Logically speaking, Dong Zhuo treated his palace guards like iron. Why was he living in this side palace without even a person? It was strange, really strange.
At this moment, Cao Cao seemed to hear a strange sound. If he listened carefully, it sounded like the sound of a man and a woman having an affair.
Cao Cao was so angry that he thought to himself, I am so easy to be so elegant, why did I hear such an unlucky voice?
Thinking about this, Cao Cao picked up the wine bottle and threw it at the place where the sound came from.
After a "bang" sound, there was an "ouch" immediately afterwards.
Then, the source of the voice suddenly stood up, a man with a naked upper body.
The man looked around angrily, trying to find the person who interrupted his good deeds.
Not to be outdone, Cao Cao walked a few steps forward with his head held high.
"Who are you, who dares to do such an embarrassing thing in the flowers of Taiwei's side hall?"
The man didn't say anything, he came straight up and punched Cao Cao.
Who is Cao Cao? He has two brushes, right? It would be unwise to resist this punch, but it is still easy to dodge it.
After Cao Cao thought about it, he turned his head and dodged the punch.
The wind of the fist passed by his ears, a burst of energy that made his eardrums buzz.
Cao Cao took three steps back and looked at the man in the moonlight.
"Fengfengxian?"
When the man heard this, his body trembled and he was also frightened. He looked at it under the moonlight.
"Mengde?"
The two said in unison: "Why are you here?"
Cao Cao was stunned, laughed, and said nothing.
Lu Bu also laughed and scratched his scalp, feeling embarrassed and not knowing how to speak.
"Oh, Fengxian, I suddenly have a stomachache. No, I have to go and solve it." Cao Cao said, pretending to cover his stomach and run away.
Lu Bu looked at Cao Cao's retreating figure and nodded, his eyes full of gratitude.
Gratitude is gratitude, and you still have to keep doing that thing. Therefore, after a brief moment of gratitude, Lu Bu immediately picked up his pants and rushed into the flowers again...
After Cao Cao returned to the side hall, he sneered a few times. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his head.
"I don't know, this reckless man...well...if that's the case, maybe you can give it a try."
Cao Cao smiled sinisterly and kept nodding.
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The next morning, Dong Zhuo did not go to court as usual. Hundreds of officials and Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty waited in the court hall for almost two sticks of incense, but Dong Zhuo was nowhere to be seen.
It is said that since Dong Zhuo stationed in Luoyang, there has been no wanton nepotism. Above the court, there are still a cadre of elders of the Han Dynasty.
It's not that Dong Zhuo didn't want to, Dong Zhuo also had this crooked idea. After all, it would be much easier to do things if the court was full of his own family members.
However, Dong Zhuo's crooked idea was rejected by his son-in-law and lackadaisical military advisor Li Ru.
Li Ru told Dong Zhuo, "We originally used a side door to station in Luoyang. Now if you continue to use nepotism, wouldn't it make the whole country dissatisfied with you?"
Dong Zhuo thought about it, Luoyang was not his territory after all, and it was inconvenient to do anything.
Therefore, Dong Zhuo had already made up his mind long ago, which was to sack Luoyang City, then set a fire to burn it all, and then move the capital to Chang'an.
To be honest, Dong Zhuo didn't like Ma Pingchuan in Luoyang. The terrain here was too flat. If someone raised an army to attack him, it would be fine if there were only two of them. But if there were more people, he would be attacked from both sides.
Li Ru also analyzed for himself that the terrain of Chang'an is dangerous, easy to defend and difficult to attack. If we abandon Luoyang now and move to Chang'an, even if someone comes to attack, we have to weigh it carefully.
So Dong Zhuo didn't go to court early in the morning. Firstly, he was thinking about when Luoyang would be burned down. Secondly, he was dreaming about his spring and autumn dream of immortality.
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