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【1229】Finally in hand (1)

Summary of the previous chapter: The third lot is indeed the underground detector that Ma Xiaoquan has been looking for...

"Okay." Hua Yue handed the small black box to the girl. The girl happily took the box and licked her lips. Then she glanced at Zi Ming, who was still concentrating with his eyes closed.

"Well, that's what the young man did just now..." The girl said as she carefully raised her little hands and gently raised the four corners of the small black box.

"Then take a breath," the girl muttered, blowing twice on the small black box.

"Kaka" was heard twice this time, and immediately after, the color of the small black box changed.

The box, which was originally completely black, has now turned dark green.

"This... what on earth is this?" Everyone was shocked when they saw this scene.

With a "pop" sound, the girl suddenly went limp and lay down on the ground.

Hua Yue was startled, and quickly stepped forward to support the girl, and reached out to probe her nose.

"Quickly, help the eldest lady down." Although Hua Yue was frightened, there were people in the place. If she was frightened, the situation might not be able to be suppressed.

After the servants carried Qingqing down, Hua Yue stood up and smiled and said to the buyers: "I'm sorry, everyone, it was my niece at home just now. Well, she was a little naughty. I hope you don't mind. As for the niece's fainting, that's it

of......"

Hua Yue made up a good lie to cover up the reason why Qing Qing fainted. Of course, the buyers in the venue were not thinking about Qing Qing at the moment, so no one paid attention to Hua Yue's lie.

...

Ma Xiaoquan dragged his chin, recalling what had just happened. Although he knew that it was an underground detector, he did not expect that it was a complicated thing. Furthermore, judging from Zi Ming's technique just now, that

This guy seems to know something. Well, if Zi Ming knows something, then there are probably other people in this scene who know something...

Ma Xiaoquan thought in his mind that although he wanted to win the underground detector, if he took pictures blatantly, it would definitely arouse everyone's suspicion, so he decided to take a risk...

"Um... can you take a look at it?" Ma Xiaoquan suddenly stood up and said loudly.

Hua Yue turned her head and saw Ma Xiaoquan stretching his hand towards her.

Although there are 10,000 reluctances in my heart, I am the guest and I am the host, so I can’t fall out, right?

"Take it!" Hua Yue didn't want to pay any attention to Ma Xiaoquan and directly threw the small black box at him.

"Holy shit..." Ma Xiaoquan was startled and thought to himself, you royal sister, I didn't mess with you, why are you treating me so badly.

After receiving the small black box, Ma Xiaoquan did not do what Zi Ming and Qing Qing did, but directly put it under his buttocks and sat up with all his strength.

"You, what are you doing?" Hua Yue saw this and stepped forward to ask.

Ma Xiaoquan raised his head and said, "You're not doing anything. Let's see if it's strong or not. Didn't you just say that you couldn't break it open even if you hit it with a hammer? I just wanted to sit on my butt..."

"You" Hua Yue laughed angrily at Ma Xiaoquan's words. Even a hammer can't break it open. How can your long butt sit open?

"Haha..." Ma Xiaoquan's words caused laughter in the audience.

Ma Xiaoquan didn't feel ashamed at all, but instead worked harder. In the eyes of outsiders, he almost used all his strength to sit on the small box that was less than half the size of his butt, because Ma Xiaoquan's face at this moment was full of embarrassment.

red.

With a "Pfft" sound, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly farted.

"Damn it, I finally let it out. If I had known I would have eaten a few more sweet potatoes at noon." Ma Xiaoquan thought to himself.

"What the fuck!" Hua Ming was the first to hold his nose and run away. Immediately afterwards, Ma Xiaoquan was surrounded by Dongfang Qingxue and Bei Mingxue who hurriedly ran away.

Ma Xiaoquan raised his head, picked up the box from under his butt, and said: "Uh, I'm sorry, everyone, my efforts were useless, my butt came out."

Hua Yue covered her nose and scolded: "Are you here to cause trouble? You said you farted on the box, who wants to buy it?"

Ma Xiaoquan said: "This box can't be broken with a hammer, and my fart will definitely not break. Whoever buys it can take it back and wipe it clean. I didn't pull it on the box..."

"Shut up!" Ma Xiaoquan was about to say the unsightly word behind the word "pull", but Hua Yue stopped him in time.

Ma Xiaoquan snorted and said: "I don't know how hard I pushed my butt out. Otherwise, if no one buys it, I will buy it from the main bank. Really..." Ma Xiaoquan said this

When speaking, his expression was very reluctant, and in the eyes of outsiders, he seemed to have been greatly wronged.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and bring it! Bring the box!" Hua Yue had no intention of paying attention to Ma Xiaoquan anymore.

Ma Xiaoquan curled his lips and threw the box to Hua Yue.

The box flipped in the air, and when it was about to reach Hua Yue, Hua Yue dexterously raised her legs, using a standard horseback posture, and tapped her toes to remove the resistance. Then she turned her feet again, and the box turned out to be stable.

It stopped steadily on the right shoe she raised above her head.

"Okay!!" When all the buyers saw Hua Yue's skill, they all clapped and applauded, and Ma Xiaoquan was no exception.

Hua Yue sighed, tilted her feet, then quickly turned her legs over, and the small box gently landed on the ground.

Everyone could tell that Hua Yue was dissing Ma Xiaoquan's fart just now. Ma Xiaoquan also knew it, but in order to appear more nonsensical, he stood up and said: "Hey, boss, I'll just let it go."

What a fart, do you need to catch it with your feet? The fart is just anger, it will dissipate in a while. Besides, in fact, after staying here for so long, someone must have farted. As the saying goes, farts are loud.

"Smelly fart, the fat guy behind me just farted sourly," Ma Xiaoquan said, pointing to the fat guy behind him who had already escaped.

"You...you fart!" When the fat man saw Ma Xiaoquan pointing at him, he quickly argued with a red face.

Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders: "I farted, and you heard it. Hey, fat man, you farted too, but I smelled it. Don't deny it."

The fat man was anxious: "You...you scoundrel, it was obviously you who farted, but you insist on saying it was me!"

Ma Xiaoquan looked calm: "Brother, how could you do this? We sat not far apart during lunch, and you ate the most sweet potatoes besides me..."

The fat man's face turned even redder: "I, I really didn't let go..."

Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I didn't say anything to you, just let it go. Anyway, we both farted, and everyone in this scene has smelled our farts."

"Woooooo... I didn't let go, I really didn't let go..." The fat man sat down on the ground and started to cry loudly.


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