The scene was quickly set up. Ma Xiaoquan imitated the director's approach, holding two wooden boards in his hands, gently clasping them together, and shouted: "Start!"
The desk in King Qin's palace is actually the desk in the inner hall of Cao Cao's residence. Behind the desk, there is a man sitting. The man looks young, but he still has a bit of majesty. However, sitting behind the desk
The man looked very nervous, because not far away from him stood a man who was much more majestic than him. Needless to say, this man was our Cao Cao, Cao Mengde.
"Stuck!" Ma Xiaoquan closed the board and said, "Lu Yidao, why are you nervous? Jing Ke hasn't come on stage yet, why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"
Lu Yidao had a sad look on his face. He couldn't tell the pain. From the beginning to now, his boss was standing beside him while he was sitting. This...
Lu Yidao secretly glanced at Cao Cao, who was not far away.
Cao Cao was also depressed. He didn't want to play the role at first, but now he has played it, and he has played such a role. He has to stand still and be a subordinate to his subordinates.
"Xiao Cao!" Ma Xiaoquan saw the clue and shouted, "Look at you, does Lu Yidao owe you money?"
Cao Cao groaned and shook his head.
"Then why are you so angry?"
Cao Cao was helpless and laughed twice.
"Again!"
"Bah!" the performance continued.
King Qin Lu Yidao picked up the wine glass and shouted to the desk: "I heard that someone came to present a picture? Li Si?"
Li Simiaoyu said to King Qin Lu Yidao: "Your Majesty, the envoy of the State of Zhao is outside the palace!"
"Xuan!"
"The envoy of the Kingdom of Zhao is here to pay homage..." Extras "The envoys of the Kingdom of Zhao are here to pay homage..." The extras are "The envoys of the Kingdom of Zhao are here to pay homage..." The extras are "Hmm" Ma Xiaoquan holds two wooden boards
, fanning it like a fan, and gave a satisfied hum.
Xiu'er, the envoy of the State of Zhao, entered the palace, raised his head, and said to King Qin Lu Yi Dao in a neither humble nor arrogant manner: "The envoy of the State of Zhao, Jing Ke, has met the king!"
Xiu'er has a soft voice. Although she is a woman disguised as a man, due to the hasty dressing up and her petite figure, she does not have the slightest sense of threat. It makes people look at her and make her want to pinch her.
Xiu'er's little face.
King Qin Lu Yidao looked at Jing Ke Xiu'er and said, "How can I ask this person to trust you?"
Jing Ke Xiuer laughed loudly, threw down a baggage in his hand, pointed at it and said: "This is the head on Fan Yuqi's neck. It's actually just a bag with some strips of cloth stuffed in it. Also, the one I'm carrying on my back
Map of Yandukang!"
"Oh? Submit the map quickly for everyone to see!"
"Wait a minute!" Li Simiaoyu appeared. Li Simiaoyu said: "Your Majesty, this person's origin is unknown. This..."
King Qin Lu Yi Daoyi waved his hand and said: "I have been destined by fate, how can I be afraid of trouble?"
Jing Ke Xiu'er stepped forward, took out the map, and said: "Your Majesty, this map of Yandukang has complex mountains and geography. I have to explain it. I don't know, Your Majesty..."
King Qin Lu Yidao waved his hand again and said: "Bring it up and explain it to me." After Lu Yidao finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed the wine glass to take a sip.
"Yeah!" Cao Cao hummed twice, looking straight at Lu Yidao.
Lu Yidao seemed to notice something. He turned his head slightly and found that Cao Cao was staring at the wine glass in his hand.
Lu Yidao is in trouble, drink? Or don't drink? Drink, wouldn't it be miserable if the boss takes the blame? Don't drink, now we are simulating the situation, I am the King of Qin, I am the best, okay? I'll drink and drink.
Do I need your consent?
Thinking of this, Lu Yi did not care about the knife, picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
When Cao Cao saw it, his face turned green and red with anger, but he couldn't get angry, so he could only hold it back.
As the saying goes, if the upper air is blocked, the lower air is blocked. Cao Cao was so suffocated that he farted twice at once.
Jing Ke Miaoyu had just taken a few steps and was about to reach the desk when she suddenly heard these two sounds and was startled.
"Who!" Ma Xiaoquan jumped out and shouted: "Who farted? Who is it? Tell me your name!"
Cao Cao blushed and remained silent. He wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl under, but Lu Yidao, knowing that the fart was from his boss, did not dare to say anything.
Finally, Lu Yidao raised his hands and said, "Sir, I want to go to the toilet!"
Miaoyu Xiu'er and several young ladies couldn't help but squeal when they heard this.
The remaining soldiers all burst into laughter.
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand helplessly: "Go back quickly!"
"Hey!" Lu Yidao stood up, covered his butt and ran away.
Cao Cao looked at Lu Yidao's retreating figure, and couldn't help but feel sad and moved...
After Lu Yidao returned, the performance continued.
Jing Ke Xiu'er took the map and slowly walked towards King Qin Lu Yidao. When she walked to King Qin Lu Yidao, Jing Ke Xiu'er slowly unfolded the map and said: "Your Majesty, this is the map of Yandukang...
"
King Qin Lu Yidao pretended to hum, and just when Jing Ke Xiu'er slowly unfolded the map to the end, and was about to see the map, Cao Cao suddenly rushed out and shouted: "Hey! What a thief!
If you dare to assassinate the king, you will die!" Cao Cao said, and fiercely rushed towards Jing Ke Xiu'er.
After all, Xiu'er was born as a girl. Seeing Cao Cao's appearance, she couldn't help but drop the picture in her hand and ran back in fright.
Lu Yidao looked innocently from left to right. That expression was absolutely innocent in the extreme.
Cao Cao was making such a fuss, and the whole audience burst into laughter. Several young ladies in Xiangting Tower couldn't stand upright with laughter, and some soldiers even lay on the ground, clutching their stomachs and crying out in pain.
Cao Cao chased Xiu'er for a while before he realized that he had done something wrong. He quickly scratched his scalp and started laughing.
Ma Xiaoquan wiped away his tears, pointed at Lu Yidao and said: "You see, you must have the momentum of Xiao Cao. Look, you are acting as the King of Qin. How can you do it again as if you haven't eaten enough?"
Lu Yi Dao responded repeatedly.
Cao Cao thought that Ma Xiaoquan had forgotten the punishment and was gloating about his misfortune. Ma Xiaoquan shouted: "Xiao Cao left his post without authorization and was punished with three drinks of wine and three laps around the table!"
Cao Cao's face suddenly turned dark.
Lu Yidao hurriedly stepped forward and apologized on Cao Cao's behalf: "Master Shangxian, all the fault lies with the common people. If you want to be punished, let the common people be punished!"
Ma Xiaoquan knew that Lu Yidao would do this. After all, Cao Cao was his leader.
But Cao Cao pushed Lu Yi Dao away and said, "If you make a mistake, you should be punished. Cao Cao will accept the punishment!" After that, Cao Cao poured three glasses of wine by himself, drank it in one breath, and then gathered around the table again.
Jumped three times.
Ma Xiaoquan saw all this and couldn't help but admire Cao Cao in his heart.
Ma Xiaoquan returned to the Three Kingdoms era this time mainly to find the solar recorder left by Huang Jingming, but now nothing has been found, so Ma Xiaoquan wanted to visit the Three Kingdoms. At the same time, Ma Xiaoquan also wanted to meet the real Cao Cao.
The real Liu Bei, and the real three father and son of the Sun family.
Ma Xiaoquan appreciated Cao Cao's move, so he stopped being pretentious.
The show then begins...
Jing Ke Xiuer unfolded the map to the end, and suddenly revealed that a dagger was actually a piece of wood. Before King Qin Lu Yidao could react, Jing Ke Xiuer raised his hand, grabbed the dagger, and stabbed King Qin Lu Yidao.
, while stabbing, Jing Ke Xiu'er shouted: "Tie Dong, I will kill you!"
Xiu'er, who originally looked soft and weak, was able to shout such powerful words at this time, but... the lines were wrong.
Someone reminded Ma Xiaoquan, but Ma Xiaoquan stopped him with a slight smile on his face.
For a moment, the whole place was silent.
The wood of the dagger stabbed King Qin Lu Yidao in the chest.
Cao Cao stood blankly, looking at the piece of wood motionless.
But soon, Cao Cao reacted and shouted: "What happened today! Anyone who spreads rumors will die!"
Immediately, all the soldiers and the young ladies in Xiangting Tower knelt on the ground and kowtowed "yes".
Cao Cao turned his head and looked at Ma Xiaoquan thoughtfully. Ma Xiaoquan nodded slightly to Cao Cao.
Cao Cao suddenly became determined.
The reason why Cao Cao gave the Seven-Star Sword scabbard to Ma Xiaoquan earlier was because he was not sure how sure this immortal was, or how much effort he would have to help him. After all, assassinating Dong Zhuo was a big project.
; Furthermore, if the assassination fails, Dong Zhuo will definitely be beheaded.
Ma Xiaoquan thought about it for a long time on the way here. For no other reason, he thought that what Cao Cao lacked now was not courage, but reason.
Therefore, Ma Xiaoquan asked Xiu'er and Miaoyu what they thought of Dong Zhuo before this.
After getting along for a period of time, the two little girls were no longer wary of Ma Xiaoquan. Firstly, the Master Shangxian was very kind. Secondly, the Master Shangxian had no airs of a man at all, especially when they were eating together.
Master Xian even picked up vegetables and poured water for himself.
In fact, these are perfectly normal for modern people, but in ancient times, in the late Han Dynasty when the idea of male superiority and female inferiority was particularly serious, it was comparable to picking stars from the sky.
When Dong Zhuo was mentioned, the two little girls burst into tears. From their mouths, they learned that Dong Zhuo was not only cruel and hateful, but also had extremely perverted thoughts.
For example, Dong Zhuo liked to put delicacies on his little slave girls, and then eat them while doing the sleazy things over and over again.
Ma Xiaoquan knows that this kind of food culture is also popular in a certain modern island country, but from the perspective of morality and human ethics, Ma Xiaoquan cannot accept it. After all, the perverted food culture that mainly sacrifices women's appearance is actually yi
Such a disgusting twisted mentality of male hegemony.
Therefore, in the "Scenario Simulation", when Xiu'er said "Tie Dong, I will kill you!", Ma Xiaoquan did not stop it or let it happen again. What he had to do was to borrow Xiu'er's words.
Tell Cao Cao that even a weak woman can say such a thing, what reason does Cao Cao have for rejecting me?
At this moment, Cao Cao's heart was shocked. He didn't expect that a seemingly soft and frail woman would have such firm eyes and decisive tone when mentioning "Dong Zhuo".
Thinking of this, Cao Cao knelt down on one knee, raised his hands to Ma Xiaoquan and said, "Thank you, Lord Immortal, for your guidance!"
Ma Xiaoquan threw away the two wooden boards in his hand and waved his hand, signaling Cao Cao to get up.
...
After the performance ended, Cao Cao summoned Lu Yidao to his side and whispered: "Although I have warned you about today's matter, there are bound to be mistakes. Now I'm asking you to do something...if anything is revealed.
Whoever, kill!"
Lu Yidao understood, nodded slightly, bowed his body and retreated.
After ordering Lu Yidao, Cao Cao turned around, chuckled and raised his hand to Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan knew that Cao Cao would definitely make some arrangements after the banquet was over. After all, there were many people present just now, and perhaps there were some people who were not determined among them.
"Haha..." Cao Cao smiled, picked up a glass of wine, and said, "Today is the wind and moon. Lord Immortal, I admire you so much. I would like to offer you a glass of wine."
Ma Xiaoquan chuckled, waved his hand, and said: "No hurry, no hurry, Xiao Cao, do you understand what I meant before?"
Cao Cao put down his wine glass and nodded.
"That's good! But you should have heard the story of Dong Shi Xiaochang, right?"
Cao Cao's eyebrows twitched, he thought for a moment, and then hummed.
"So, who do you think plays Jing Ke more vividly between you and Xiu'er?"
"This..." Cao Cao was in trouble.
In fact, in this era, there was no such idiom as "an imitation of others", but Ma Xiaoquan stole it in advance. But Cao Cao was not an ordinary person. After thinking for a while, Cao Cao understood.
"If you apply in the east, you will imitate others..." Cao Cao repeatedly chewed this idiom from Ma Xiaoquan.
"So, Xiao Cao, do you understand what I mean?" Ma Xiaoquan said again.
Cao Cao hummed, nodded and said, "Then the Immortal means walking is the best?"
"clever!"
"You can assassinate Thief Dong..."
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said, "Xiao Cao, can you twist someone else's thigh with your own arm?"
Cao Cao didn't understand for a moment, so he quickly said: "Please give me some advice from the Immortal."
Ma Xiaoquan said: "With your current strength, even if you succeed in assassinating Thief Dong, do you think you can escape?"
Cao Cao did not hesitate this time and said directly: "No!"
"So after Dong Zhuo's death, will his group of people cause chaos?"
"Yes! Ah" Cao Cao seemed to have thought of something and said hurriedly, "At that time, the government and the public will be in chaos! The world will be in chaos!"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded, he was appreciating Cao Cao more and more. Cao Cao knew everything at once, he was really powerful. If Ma Xiaoquan didn't know the history, he and he might not be Cao Cao's opponent.
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan said: "To assassinate Dong Zhuo, do you think I can't see that the old guy Wang Yun is using you as a gunman? However, danger and opportunity coexist. As long as you seize this opportunity and take the opportunity to escape from Luoyang,
Return to your hometown and make a comeback in less than 10 years, hum..." Ma Xiaoquan stopped going into details. He knew that by clicking here, Cao Cao would understand everything he should understand.
"Year 10..." Cao Cao chewed Ma Xiaoquan's words repeatedly.
Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward, patted Cao Cao on the shoulder, and said, "Have you met Lu Bu?"
Cao Cao hummed.
"You don't need to tell me how to leave Luoyang, right?"
At this point of Ma Xiaoquan's words, Cao Cao completely understood.
"Thank you, God, for your guidance!" Cao Cao knelt down on his knees, his heart filled with admiration.
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