Women have the same stance on treating scumbag men. Even if they are not familiar with each other, they will reach a tacit understanding at this moment.
"Mrs. Frosty Snow, what's wrong with him? Why is he so motionless~"
Beiming Shuangxue said: "He was hit by my family's secret silver needle, and he couldn't move for a while. He couldn't remember what happened before, but the silver needle had already done enough damage to him, at most two
If the moon is over, the silver needle will pierce along his blood vessels and into his heart."
"Okay~" Gu Qing'er nodded and said affirmatively, "I have wanted to kill him for a long time, but he is very smart and has never been fooled~ The fact that he can come today is because I sacrificed a little bit of my appearance~
"
With that said, Gu Qing'er reached into the steward's arms, touched it, and then pulled out a light red bellyband.
When Ma Xiaoquan saw the light red bellyband, he was stunned for a moment and said: "Miss Qing'er, you don't know how to..."
Gu Qing'er blushed and put away her bellyband, shook her head and said: "Of course not, he asked me for it, so I took it off with great difficulty and gave it to him~"
"I'll go~" Ma Xiaoquan nodded and gave a thumbs up to Gu Qing'er, shouting: "If nothing else, put your hand in and take off your bellyband. My wife can't do it yet. I don't know what to do with Miss Qing'er."
My admiration is like a surging river, endless~"...
"Fuck you~" Gu Qing'er rolled her eyes at Ma Xiaoquan. Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and asked Beiming Shuangxue, "This guy, if you do this, will he give us an identity?"
Beiming Shuangxue smiled strangely and said: "Of course I will continue to do it. He has not been fooled by me. It is just like this for the time being and he will be fine in a while~"
Gu Qing'er worriedly said: "If it gets better in a while, what should I do if his lust starts again?"
Beiming Shuangxue said with a smile: "When he wakes up again, he will not be very awake. He will not react too well to what we want him to do. Well, I will not come forward next time. I will trouble Miss Qing'er.
It’s time to meet my husband~” After saying that, Beiming Shuangxue walked into the bedroom with a smile and went to rest.
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw that Gu Qing'er had the same expression as him.
The two of them looked at me and I looked at you, shook their heads with a wry smile, and really just waited for the person in charge of the house to wake up.
A quarter of an hour later, the person in charge shook his head, as if someone had slapped him, rubbed his temples and said, "What's wrong with me?"
Gu Qing'er said cautiously: "My lord, you suddenly became motionless and startled us. You agreed to help this brother and his wife get their identities."
Ma Xiaoquan quickly nodded and bowed, pretending to be respectful and said: "Yes, yes, sir, have you forgotten? You have received a lot of benefits. I introduced the sister of village head Li Deshui to you~"
"Li Deshui?" The steward blinked desperately and looked at Ma Xiaoquan with a confused look on his face.
"Oh, sir, please don't worry about it. You praised me for doing a good job afterwards. I just started from that... that..." Ma Xiaoquan said, winking at Gu Qing'er.
, Gu Qing'er understood and said quickly, "Heiqing Country, he fled from Heiqing Country. Your Excellency also knows that those officials in Black Qing Country especially like to torture and kill civilians~"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded repeatedly, but questions arose in his mind, are there other countries in this world?
"Oh, let me tell you, he doesn't look familiar, but where is his wife?"
Ma Xiaoquan whispered: "My daughter-in-law is ugly and smells bad. Isn't it annoying to you, sir?"
"Oh, that's it. Forget it, I'll take care of your identities when I get back. Well, I haven't thought of Li Deshui's wife until now."
Ma Xiaoquan helped the person in charge, poured him a cup of tea, said some kind words, and flattered him.
Everyone likes to hear compliments from others, and Ma Xiaoquan's tongue was like a lotus flower, which made the people in charge laugh out loud.
"Oh, you guys are very good at talking~" The steward looked at Ma Xiaoquan with admiration and suddenly said, "I don't think it's better for you to work in the household in the future~"
"Ah?" Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "Sir, the young one is the lowest level untouchable in the Heiqing Kingdom. He can't even recognize all the characters. What can he do if he goes to work in a household?"
The person in charge laughed: "It doesn't matter, you don't know how to read, and I don't know how to read either~"
"Uh~~" Ma Xiaoquan had a black line on his face, and he was thinking about his feelings. You, a bitch like you, can be the manager of a household without even knowing a few words. What kind of bullshit country is this? Can such a person be an official?
In his heart, he despised the person in charge, but on the surface, Ma Xiaoquan gave him a thumbs up and said, "Your Excellency is really wise and mighty~"
The person in charge didn't know whether he was possessed by evil spirits or mentally retarded. The more he looked at Ma Xiaoquan, the more he felt like him. He patted Ma Xiaoquan on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I am still alone. I think you might as well go to the residence tomorrow."
Just look for me here~ I just need someone there~"
Ma Xiaoquan was still surprised on the surface, but he was very cautious in his heart. Did this guy take the wrong medicine? Why is he so different from before?
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Sir, there is no rush in this matter. It is the last word to get an identity first~"
"Well, okay, then let Gu Qing'er come with me~" As he said that, the manager didn't forget to take a few more glances at Gu Qing'er.
Gu Qing'er was a little reluctant, but had no choice but to follow the person in charge and leave slowly.
After both of them left, Beiming Shuangxue walked out of the room.
Ma Xiaoquan asked: "What on earth did you do? Then why is it that the person in charge is so kind to me, as if he had taken the wrong medicine?"
Beiming Shuangxue chuckled, and took out a stick of incense like a magic trick, saying: "This is a psychedelic incense, it has no smell, but people who smell this smell will have a very strange behavior, well, that's it
The first person he speaks to will be delighted with that person..."
Ma Xiaoquan scratched his head and said, "Isn't Gu Qing'er the first person to talk to the manager? Why didn't I see what that person thought of Gu Qing'er?"
Beiming Shuangxue added: "Because he already had bad thoughts about Gu Qing'er, so it has no effect~"
"But I'm a man, he won't like me, right?" Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his shoulders, a chill rushing to his head.
"Hehe, you can't say for sure~" Beiming Shuangxue said with a smile.
"I'll go, it's terrible, but that's all, that guy won't live long anyway~" Ma Xiaoquan rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea, "He asked me to work in the household, but it's really not possible. After he dies, I will
What do you think about becoming him?"
Beiming Shuangxue frowned and said: "Is this feasible? Do you want to tear off his face and live in his face?"
Ma Xiaoquan said humbly: "This is also a good idea, but I don't know how to make human skin masks, haha~~"
"Then you said..." Beiming Shuangxue said scornfully, "Besides, I heard that that man has several concubines. If you become him, won't you be a groom every day?"
"Me?" Ma Xiaoquan quickly waved his hand and shook his head, "I don't. Do you think you can do that kind of thing every day? It will kill people~"
Beiming Shuangxue chuckled, stepped forward and took Ma Xiaoquan's arm and said: "Then how do I see you being so active on me~"
"Go aside~" Ma Xiaoquan pushed Beiming Shuangxue away, "Why are you becoming more and more presumptuous~"
"Hehe, let's just be wild with my husband. Don't even think about other people, hehe~~"
Ma Xiaoquan smiled slightly and said: "Okay, seriously, now that we have come to this place and settled here, let's figure out how to go further."
"Well, what do you plan to do?"
Ma Xiaoquan narrowed his eyes: "Originally, I was thinking about how to integrate into this place. But today, thanks to you, the person in charge of the household office asked me to go to the household office to find a job. That's fine, the household office is a place with intensive exchanges of people, so I went there.
There, I can get a good understanding of the situation here. Well, as for you, your head is too conspicuous. I wonder if there is any way to make your head turn black first..."
Bei Ming Shuangxue sighed and said: "Yes, there is, but I have never been willing to part with it. Since my husband needs it, then I will do it~" After that, Bei Ming Shuangxue took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms,
He said, "This is what my grandfather often used to dye his hair. It's very useful. I used to be curious, so I stole some. Well, once I dye it, it can last for more than half a year."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Thank you for your hard work~"
...
In the afternoon, when Gu Qing'er came back, he brought back two documents. This was Ma Xiaoquan and Beiming Shuangxue's identity certificate here, and it was a true proof that it was genuine.
Ma Xiaoquan opened it and took a look and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that Chinese characters are also used in this place, and what surprises me is that the Chinese characters here are actually simplified..."
Gu Qing'er's beautiful eyes flashed and she nodded: "It's different from the Ming Dynasty before you. These words are easier to write, but I didn't expect you to recognize them..."
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said: "I once heard my grandfather say that words can be simplified. He also said that someone taught him. He taught me some when he was still alive, so I know some of them~"
Although Gu Qing'er had doubts, Ma Xiaoquan's reason seemed very reasonable, and she couldn't find a reason to refute it for a while.
"You have an identity now, so what do you plan to do about my sister?" Gu Qing'er asked.
Ma Xiaoquan dragged his chin and said: "I have already started thinking about your sister's matter, but the Zhao Wenyi you mentioned, with my current status, it will be even more difficult for me to get close to him, right?"
Gu Qing'er nodded: "So I think it's a good opportunity for the person in charge to ask you to go to the household office to find a job~"