Summary of the previous chapter: Zhuge Liang is not an easy person, and he always had the upper hand during the conversation. Ma Xiaoquan changed his strategy in time, listened to Yuan's words, used his own experience and experience, and played the favor card appropriately, and Zhuge Liang was convinced.
...
After defeating Zhuge Kongming, we must defeat the two powerful generals Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
Ma Xiaoquan thought that it would be easier for Zhang Fei to deal with it. After all, this guy is quite rough and loves to drink. As long as he does what he likes and spends his life drinking with this guy for a few days, Zhang Fei will probably buy one from Ma Xiaoquan.
Face, a little cooperation with Zhuge Liang in carrying out his work; however, this Guan Yu...
"Tsk tsk" Ma Xiaoquan thought for a long time and felt that Guan Yu was more difficult to deal with, so he asked: "What should I do? Can you give me an idea?"
In the sea of Ma Xiaoquan's consciousness, Yuan stretched his bare tender feet and said, "Isn't Guan Yu very kind to you and respectful?"
"Nonsense, I have already promised Zhuge Liang, I have to take care of Guan Yu no matter what, right?"
Yuandao: "I'm afraid this is difficult. Think about it, Guan Yu is not only powerful, he is also a good commander of troops. Don't tell me, I quite admire Guan Yu. He can command both the army and the navy. He is really awesome.
..."
"Hey, hey, hey," Ma Xiaoquan was unwilling, "I asked you to find a way for me, what did you say?"
Yuan pouted: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are so rude, I am a girl."
Ma Xiaoquan scolded: "What a girl, you are not a human being, why are you pretending to be Nie Xiaoqian?"
"Nie Xiaoqian?" Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Who is Nie Xiaoqian?"
Ma Xiaoquan interrupted: "Oh. An innocent friend of mine... Hey, let me tell you, what can you do?"
Yuan pouted: "Hmm, let me think about it..."
After a while, Yuan suddenly laughed.
"Have you thought of it?"
Yuan nodded: "Yeah, but this method is a bit damaging..."
"I don't care if it hurts him or not, just say it quickly..."
"Well...you can do this and this..."
After listening to Yuan's idea, Ma Xiaoquan opened his mouth and cursed: "Are you a fucking human? You can think of such damaging tricks?"
Yuan scolded back: "Hun Dan, Ma Xiaoquan, you are really Hun Dan. I helped you with advice, but you actually called me a human being? You Hun Dan..."
Ma Xiaoquan muttered: "You are not a human to begin with..."
"Then will you do this idea of mine or not?"
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "Of course I did."
"Then do it quickly and stop talking nonsense!"
...
Following Yuan's idea, Ma Xiaoquan prepared a lot of medicinal materials, including all kinds.
Then, Ma Xiaoquan synthesized the laxatives in these medicinal materials into a flavor, which he named "Buhuan Dan".
This is not the first time that Ma Xiaoquan has made fake elixirs, so Ma Xiaoquan is very familiar with the so-called non-returning elixirs. In less than half a day, Ma Xiaoquan got two of them.
"What should we do now?" Ma Xiaoquan asked.
Yuandao: "It's easy to say, isn't Guan Yu proud? Just say that..."
"Hmm..." Ma Xiaoquan nodded while listening.
In the evening, Ma Xiaoquan called Ma Yun and ordered: "Call Guan Yu over!"
Ma Yun acted as ordered and invited Guan Yu to the guest room where Ma Xiaoquan was temporarily staying.
Guan Yu was tall and had to lower his head when entering the guest room.
The moment Guan Yu lowered his head, Ma Xiaoquan stepped back, deliberately failed to stand firm, and fell. As he fell, two shiny black pills rolled out from Ma Xiaoquan's sleeve pocket.
Guan Yu was well-informed and had very good eyesight. As soon as Ma Xiaoquan's elixir rolled out, Guan Yu quickly squatted down and picked up the two non-return elixirs.
"Lord Immortal, this is..."
Ma Xiaoquan stood up, raised his head and glanced: "Oh, this is the non-returning elixir, why did it roll out, Yunchang, give it to me..."
Guan Yu pursed his lips, reluctantly returned the Unreturning Pill to Ma Xiaoquan, and asked: "Master Shangxian, you said this is the Unreturning Pill, what is it for?"
Ma Xiaoquan curled his lips and asked Guan Yu with squinting eyes: "Do you really want to know?"
Guan Yu nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan sighed: "This is not a magic pill, but a test product refined by my master. There were three of them at first, and I gave one to Xiao Cao. Oh, it's Cao Cao. After Cao Cao took it, he immediately married several people.
Housewife..."
"Huh?" Upon hearing this, Guan Yu's heart skipped a beat and he asked quickly, "Sir Shangxian, do you mean to say that this magic-returning pill is...that one?"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Well, there should be no problem if you strengthen your body, strengthen your foundation and cultivate your talents, and keep several women together overnight."
Guan Yu is a hero in the world. Heroes have loved beauties since ancient times. When he followed Cao Cao to conquer Lu Bu, Guan Yu asked Cao Cao for Qin Yilu's wife. Unfortunately, Cao Cao was too cunning and didn't agree. Later, he took Qin Yilu's wife himself. Afterwards,
Cao Cao also said in front of Guan Yu that Qin Yilu's wife was a good hand in bed, which made him ejaculate several times throughout the night... Thinking of this, Guan Yu regretted it very much.
Moreover, Guan Yu is now forty-five years old. Although he is in his prime at this age, who doesn't want to be accompanied by a few more young and beautiful girls?
Cao Cao thought, Cao Cao did this; Liu Bei thought, Liu Bei took off his wife Gan's clothes when he had nothing to do at night, and admired Gan's jade-like skin in the moonlight; what about Guan Yu, did he think?
Ma Xiaoquan was sure of it, and Guan Yu definitely wanted to do it too.
Seeing Guan Yu's eyes rolling around, Ma Xiaoquan thought something was wrong and said quickly: "But this is just a trial elixir. It may have side effects, such as diarrhea..."
Men are all animals that think in their lower body, especially when it comes to issues between men and women, without exception.
Although Guan Yu was upright and commendable for his loyalty and bravery, he could not get over this hurdle when it came to matters between men and women.
Guan Yu waved his hand: "Sir, can you give me this elixir? I want to try it."
Ma Xiaoquan smashed the bar and said, "You really want to do that?"
Guan Yu nodded.
"It has side effects!"
"I'm not afraid!"
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said: "You are so busy, how can you have time to sleep with a woman?"
Guan Yu retorted: "My lord is busier than me. He spends all night with Mrs. Gan..." At this point, Guan Yu suddenly realized that he had let something slip, and he quickly stopped talking.
"Oh" Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and patted Guan Yu on the shoulder, "You kid, that's okay."
Guan Yu chuckled: "I also saw it once when I went to the toilet."
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Since you ask for it, I will give you one. But remember, this elixir has side effects. If you can't stand it anymore, you can drink dung juice to relieve its effects."
"Shit juice..." Guan Yu was full of arrogance, "No, I can definitely do it!"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Okay, let's go down, I'm going to practice!"
"yes!"
...
As soon as Guan Yu left, Ma Xiaoquan asked Ma Yun to call Zhuge Liang over again.
When the two met, Ma Xiaoquan said straight to the point: "Kong Ming, there is something you need to do. It's like this..."
Zhuge Liang hummed while listening. After listening, Zhuge Liang frowned: "So, General Guan took Master Shangxian's non-repaying elixir?"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Hey, Guan Yu and I have a good relationship. I also told him that this non-repaying pill has side effects, but he just didn't listen."
Zhuge Liang grunted: "Master Shangxian, what should I do?"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and thought to himself: What a Zhuge Liang, so damn smart.
Ma Xiaoquan handed another non-returning pill to Zhuge Liang and ordered: "Take this non-returning pill and make a bet with Guan Yu, and... you must win the bet."
Zhuge Liang said: "I have a tense relationship with Guan Yu. If we want to win, wouldn't it be..."
Ma Xiaoquan said: "I haven't finished speaking yet. After you win, destroy Guan Yu's one, and then give your current one to Liu Bei..."
Zhuge Liang hummed several times and was delighted: "Master Shangxian, you are so smart and powerful..."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and thought to himself: It feels so damn good to be praised for being smart by Zhuge Liang, the most resourceful man in the world.
In the sea of consciousness, Yuan curled his lips and said: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are so shameless. I came up with this idea of yours. What can you come up with with an IQ of 120?"
Ma Xiaoquan: "..."
...
As soon as Zhuge Liang left, Ma Xiaoquan was not idle and knocked on Liu Bei's bedroom door that night.
Liu Bei happened to be awake too, so he introduced Ma Xiaoquan into the room and the two started chatting.
After talking for a while, Ma Xiaoquan talked about the Non-Returning Pill. After listening to it, Liu Bei became interested and asked: "Master Shangxian, does the Non-Returning Pill really have such special effects?"
Ma Xiaoquan chuckled: "It's hard to say, but after Cao Cao took it, he did become more powerful. Hmm, you know..."
Liu Bei chuckled: "Is there anything else?"
Ma Xiaoquan rolled his eyes at Liu Bei: "How is it possible? The elixir was refined by my master, and I don't know how to do it. Only Cao Cao got one. Look, your Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang both have one. Hey.
.....It's all my fault for being too thin-hearted..."
Liu Bei stopped listening and became a little anxious.
Liu Bei is older than Guan Yu. Although he is only one year older, in terms of needs, Liu Bei is far superior to Guan Yu.
The reason is the same. Liu Bei really likes his Mrs. Gan, especially her white jade-like skin that can be broken by blows. Thinking of Liu Bei makes him very strong...
Seeing Liu Bei's hesitation, Ma Xiaoquan said: "If Xuande really wants it, it's not impossible. So, you let Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu make a bet, and the winner hands over his own. There are so many extra ones. Can't you confiscate it?"