Summary of the previous chapter: In line with the principle of openness, fairness and justice, Ma Xiaoquan and Liu Bei held a small competition to eat the pills. The content of the competition was not about who could eat more pills. After all, there were only a few pills...
...After Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang ate their respective non-returning pills, Ma Xiaoquan deliberately shook out his newly prepared "non-returning pill"...
Ma Xiaoquan "wiped" the sweat on his head: "Oh, this is not it, this is the one that I don't want to pay back...oh no, this is healing medicine."
The more vague Ma Xiaoquan said, the more Zhang Fei didn't believe it.
Zhang Fei took out the elixir: "I don't care, my second brother and the military advisor have taken it, so I will take it too!"
Zhang Fei said, picked up the elixir and carefully put it into his mouth.
Unfortunately, before Zhang Fei could reach his mouth, someone kicked him. He couldn't stand still, his hands shook, and the elixir slipped out.
Anyone who sees it has a share, and whoever finds it belongs to him. When Zhang Fei made a move, the audience immediately panicked.
On the stage, Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be anxious and kept shouting: "Stop grabbing it, it's not about not paying back the pill..."
But who in the audience listens to him?
On the stage, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang were still brewing the elixir, but Liu Bei could no longer sit still.
Liu Bei thought to himself: This stupid demon said that it was gone, and then he took out another one. I obviously saw it, and it looked exactly the same. It was definitely not returning the elixir, but you, the demon, still said no, huh, huh,
Dear gentlemen in the audience, please don’t compete with me. I am the lord and I have the final say!
"Stop!" Liu Bei suddenly stood up and yelled.
When everyone in the audience heard this, they were all frightened and stopped their hands.
Liu Bei slowly stepped forward and looked condescendingly at the audience: "Where is the elixir? Since Master Shangxian still has one, um... you should hand it over, Yide, why do you have the elixir in your hand again?"
Here, bring it up and hand it over to the public!"
Zhang Fei held up the elixir with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and weakly shouted: "Brother...it's hard for me...I've been kicked a lot, look at my face...
..”
"Stop talking nonsense and hand it over!"
Zhang Fei sighed heavily, walked up to the stage with heavy steps, and handed Liu Bei's hand with trembling hands. When he came off the stage, Zhang Fei looked back several times with resentment.
Liu Bei was naturally full of joy when he got the elixir, but there were so many people present that he couldn't let anyone see it. Liu Bei suppressed his happiness and asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Master Shangxian, can you give this elixir to me?"
Ma Xiaoquan sighed, shook his head, and complained: "I'm really helpless with you, forget it, I'll give you the non-return pill!"
When Liu Bei heard this, he finally couldn't help but beam with joy: "Master Shangxian, is this the non-repaying elixir?"
"Nonsense! I originally used this pill for myself, but I didn't expect you people, yea, yea, yea! I made a big loss today! Hey."
Liu Bei smiled and said: "Oh, Lord Immortal, don't be so stingy. If you meet your master again one day, you can get a few more..."
Ma Xiaoquan squinted at Liu Bei: "It's so damn easy for you to say. Do you think my master can refine elixirs casually?"
Liu Bei chuckled, picked up the non-returning pill in his hand, and murmured: "Since Yun Chang and the military advisor have both taken the non-returning pill, then as the lord, I should share the difficulties with them, so, this non-returning pill
Dan, I’ll eat it now.”
As soon as Liu Bei finished speaking, there was a murmur in the audience, but as Ma Xiaoquan said, Liu Bei is the lord, and you, the ministers and subordinates, can only make suggestions on what the lord wants to do, and the decision-making power still rests with the lord.
Take control.
In this way, Liu Bei swallowed the Pill of No Return in full view of everyone.
The elixir entered the mouth with a faint fragrance. Liu Bei puffed out his cheeks and closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a long time. While enjoying the refreshing taste of the elixir, he kept humming.
Off the stage, all the counselors and subordinates were envious, jealous and filled with hatred. If the person on the stage was not Lord Liu Bei, these people would definitely rush to the stage to open each other's mouths and have a vicious meal, disgusting? Are you kidding, this is what you do to a man.
Why don't you return the elixir if it is beneficial?
"Uh-huh." Liu Bei bit into pieces of the Buhuan Dan, rolled the end of the pill in his mouth with his tongue, his Adam's apple twitched slightly, and swallowed.
Then, Liu Bei opened his eyes, pursed his lips, and respectfully asked Ma Xiaoquan: "Master Shangxian, do I also need to meditate for a while?"
Ma Xiaoquan felt happy in his heart, but said with a serious expression: "Of course, Yunchang and Kong Ming are both meditating. I see, you should join in!"
Liu Bei nodded, walked between Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang, squeezed in, and meditated on the spot.
...
Half an hour passed...
While Ma Xiaoquan was anxiously waiting for the medicine to take effect, he communicated with the source in the sea of consciousness.
Yuan asked Ma Xiaoquan: "What kind of bullshit elixir are you preparing? It's been half an hour. Why don't you see Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang holding their stomachs and it still hurts?"
Ma Xiaoquan responded: "How do I know? I have given strong medicine to it. Although the two of them will not die, they will collapse no matter what..."
Yuan curled his lips: "Did you use fire to refine and calcine the elixir too much when you were making it, and the effect was lost?"
"It's possible. I did use some flames when polishing the elixir, but... I put a lot of laxative ingredients in the two pills that Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang took.
It means everything is invalid, right?"
Yuan nodded, and just as he was about to speak again, the corner of his mouth suddenly twitched: "Here comes the show, damn man, let me lend you my eyes!"
After Yuan finished speaking, without waiting for Ma Xiaoquan's consent, he forcibly invaded the nerve of Ma Xiaoquan's left eye.
Ma Xiaoquan's left eye hurt. He closed his eye and rubbed it for a few times before slowly opening it.
The audience in the audience was surprised and stared at Ma Xiaoquan with wide eyes.
"Wow...Master Shangxian, your eyes?"
Ma Xiaoquan grinned and rubbed his left eye: "What's wrong?"
Zhou Cang got a bronze mirror from somewhere, put it in front of Ma Xiaoquan, and asked Ma Xiaoquan to look at it.
You don't know this from looking at it, you are shocked at first sight.
Ma Xiaoquan cursed Yuan secretly in his heart: "You bitch, you took over my left eye. Damn it, what color is it now? Get out of here!"
Yuan responded: "Ma Xiaoquan, can't you be rude? I'm doing this for your own good!"
"For my own good? Come on, I think you want to invade my body, right? Okay, I don't know how to defend now, you can take it! If you can invade my body, then invade it, okay?"
Yuan cursed: "Fart, who cares about your body? I tell you Ma Xiaoquan, I am doing it for your own good. You will know it later... Besides, we are destined to become one, we don't
Share each other, what do you know!"
"Then why did you invade my left eye? It hurts so much and the color turned purple."
Yuan murmured: "Your IQ is really not that good. If I invade your left eye, of course I will give you some advice after seeing it."
"Oh, are you sure there are no side effects, or do you want to invade my body or something?"
Yuan scolded again: "Occupy me, you have already done it when you first met me. Didn't I say that we will merge into one, and when the time comes, we will not be able to distinguish each other."
Now, my consciousness will merge with yours, you are a retarded idiot who doesn’t understand anything, and your soul is weak.”
"Damn!" Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help it and cursed.
The audience in the audience thought that Ma Xiaoquan was complaining because of the sudden color change in his eyes, so no one came forward to comfort him. After all, he is an immortal and we are mortals.
The audience did not dare to speak, but Liu Bei on the stage stood up and walked over.
"Lord Immortal, why is your left eye purple? Is it the same color as your hair?"
Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his temples and lied: "I saw you waiting to take the non-returning elixir, and I wanted to practice it on the spur of the moment, but I didn't pay attention and went crazy. Alas!"
When Liu Bei heard this, he was surprised and said, "Is that okay?"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "It's okay, it will be fine after a while!"
"oh"
In his left eye, Yuan sent a message to Ma Xiaoquan: "You Hundan are really good at making things up. Let me tell you, I have moved out of your sea of consciousness now, and now your left eye is my home."
Ma Xiaoquan: “I wouldn’t agree to it if I didn’t take you like this!”
Yuandao: "Otherwise, I will move it to your lifeline, so that I can feel it every time you are intimate with a woman!"
"Ci'ao" Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but cursed again.
In the left eye, Yuan said: "How about, think about it, is it your left eye, or your lifeblood?"
Ma Xiaoquan gave a bitter smile: "You damn win, you make me feel more and more that you are not a human being!"
Yuan responded: "Who said I am not a human being? I am not only a human being, oh no, I am not only a human being, but also a tender woman..."
Ma Xiaoquan: "..."
...
Liu Bei saw that Ma Xiaoquan was stunned and silent, thinking that Ma Xiaoquan was still struggling with his obsession, so he quietly retreated.
At this time, the laxative ingredients in Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang's Fuhuan Dan finally took effect.
I saw Zhuge Liang covering his stomach in front and his butt behind, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver. Zhuge Liang didn't have much effort, and his endurance was naturally not as good as Guan Yu's.
As for Guan Yu, since his face was already red, he didn't seem to notice anything strange on the outside.
"Pap tap tap" Zhuge Liang had large beads of sweat on his forehead, and the beads of sweat fell down his cheeks and onto the stage.
Another moment passed...
"Wow..." Finally, Zhuge Liang couldn't stand it anymore, got up and rushed to the toilet next to the school ground.
When Guan Yu saw this, he snorted coldly, rubbed his legs and stood up, saying: "I...won..."
