Summary of the previous chapter: Ximen Wuhen was very dissatisfied with Ma Xiaoquan's attitude. She approached Ma Xiaoquan and wanted to teach him a lesson. Based on her noble status and stunning appearance, Ximen Wuhen thought she would succeed, but it was a pity.
Yes, the first time she went out, she was slapped in the face by Ma Xiaoquan, leaving a mark on her face. For this reason, Ximen Wuhen was so angry that she opened a gap in the circle surrounding her...
Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to scare the guy who came up...
The two found Ma Yun, and Ma Xiaoquan took a bowl of water and poured it on Ma Yun's face.
"Who?" Ma Yun jumped up in shock.
"Pah!" Ma Xiaoquan slapped Ma Yun on the head and cursed: "You bastard, you are worthless. Why are you so useless?"
Ma Yun covered his head and rubbed it twice. He saw that it was the master and smiled: "Master, this is not my fault. Who knew that Miss Dongfang Buhui and Miss Ximen are so beautiful..."
"Then why didn't Ma Yu faint?"
Ma Yun glanced at Ma Yu and pursed his lips, meaning we twin brothers, you have to say something nice to me, right?
Ma Yu understood and stepped forward with a smile: "Master, Ma Yun has a strange disease, it's like this..."
Ma Xiaoquan didn't mind Ma Yun's sudden fainting at first, but Ma Yu happened to come over to smooth things over, so he did a favor and let the matter go.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "By the way, I have a question for you two?"
Ma Yun and Ma Yu nodded.
Ma Xiaoquan first asked Ma Yun: "Among these four candidates for oiran, who do you like?"
Ma Yun chuckled and stammered: "Dong... Dong... Dongfang has no regrets..."
"What about you?" Ma Xiaoquan asked Ma Yu.
Ma Yu thought for a moment: "The East is undefeated!"
"Ah?" Ma Xiaoquan was surprised.
I thought that Ma Yu, who had never fainted, would like Murong Ziyan or Ximen Wuhen, but I didn't expect that Ma Yu, who was so humble, would like Dongfang Buhui's sister Dongfang Bubai.
"You boy." Ma Xiaoquan gave Ma Yu a slap, "Okay, since we have come to Fancheng, we can't go back empty-handed. As for the master, I see that you two are not married yet, so I will be a matchmaker for you two...
..”
Ma Yun and Ma Yu looked at each other with a troubled look on their faces.
Ma Xiaoquan knew what they were thinking, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I know you are nobles, so as for your master, before I become the matchmaker, I have to find a way to switch the identities of these two girls, huh...
....I think, as my status as Immortal Marquis, your father will not have any objections..."
Ma Yun and Ma Yu were delighted when they heard this.
"Laugh if you want to, why should you hold it back?"
When Ma Yun and Ma Yu heard this, they hugged each other and jumped up happily.
"Hey" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, "You bastard..."
After the Ma brothers' personal issues were settled, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly said seriously: "After the draft, there will be a competition. So far, no one knows the content of the competition. I want you..."
Before Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Ma Yu interrupted: "Master, if you want to compete, it should be about poetry, poetry or martial arts, right?"
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head: "Well, I don't think so. You two go check out other people's stories and see if you can find out some gossip."
They both took a step back and cupped their hands: "Yes!"
...
After Ma Yun and Ma Yu left, Ma Xiaoquan looked up at the sky alone. At this time, it was already evening, and he was unaware of the time he spent in the show.
"Haha..." Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, suddenly missing his family in the Ma Family Courtyard in Yecheng.
"What, are you homesick?" Yuan suddenly asked from his left eye.
"Yes, I miss home."
"If you miss home, go back..."
"How can it be possible? I want to find what I want..."
Yuan chuckled: "You mean solar recorder, right? Actually...actually..." At this point, Yuan suddenly stuttered. Just when Yuan was about to continue talking,
The door was suddenly kicked open with someone's foot.
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, and the source in his left eye also closed his mouth.
"Whoosh", a small breeze blew in from outside the door.
The door was definitely kicked open, because Ma Xiaoquan could clearly see a huge shoe print on the door through the candlelight in the room.
"This..." Ma Xiaoquan was very helpless. How could someone still make such a joke after how long had it been?
Ma Xiaoquan walked to the door and was about to close the door. When he looked up, he saw a little girl in a red dress staring at him with her hands on her hips. From that look, it seemed that the person who came was not good.
Ma Xiaoquan let out a breath, he just said whatever he wanted.
Ma Xiaoquan coughed twice and said to the little girl outside the door: "If you don't stay in your own room, why are you here?"
"Humph!" The little girl raised her head, and regardless of whether Ma Xiaoquan invited him or not, she stepped forward, pushed Ma Xiaoquan away, and strode into the room.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and thought: Dongfang Bugui is really interesting. Little Pepper looks so cute. It would be interesting to have such a fierce little sister around him.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Dongfang Buhui with the intention of a brother looking at his sister, but in Dongfang Buhui's eyes, Ma Xiaoquan's gaze was considered to be inappropriate and lustful...
"I told you to watch!" Dongfang Buhui gritted his teeth. Before Ma Xiaoquan could react, he stepped forward and kicked him in the crotch.
Ma Xiaoquan's lower body is invincible. Except for the feeling when making love with a woman, there is absolutely no pain or comfort at other times.
"Huh?" Dongfang Buhui was startled. She found it unbelievable, because Ximen Wuhen taught her that move just now, and it worked with every trial, as long as he was a man, as long as he didn't practice the legendary "Iron Gear Kung Fu"
, as long as he was kicked by her, he would lie down with his crotch covered for two months in the mild case, or even die from the pain in the worst case.
But...the man with a cloth wrapped around his head standing in front of him now looked at him blankly.
"You..." Dongfang Buhui's lips turned slightly purple and he said softly, "Are you not a man?"
Before Ma Xiaoquan could speak, Dongfang Buhui burst into laughter. She stepped forward and put her arms around Ma Xiaoquan's shoulders. Although in terms of size, Dongfang Buhui only reached Ma Xiaoquan's neck, but even so, she wanted to
Standing on tiptoes, he hugged Ma Xiaoquan.
"It doesn't matter. I have a baby in my hometown who was also castrated by myself. Like you, he didn't enter the palace..."
"Ah?" Ma Xiaoquan didn't understand what Dongfang Buhui was talking about, "What are you talking about? Why is a little girl talking like this?"
Dongfang Buhui narrowed his eyes and said nonchalantly: "Stop pretending, I know you are an eunuch without seed, oh no, man...man...well
Um, but it doesn't matter, we can be friends, or like this, I look obviously younger than you, so I will reluctantly call you big brother, how about, oh oh oh, by the way, your name is Ma Xiaoquan, right, then I will be like
Murong Ziyan is like that damn girl, please call you Brother Xiaoma, okay...Brother Xiaoma...Brother Xiaoma..."
Dongfang Buhui's mouth was like a machine gun, and he kept clicking, not giving Ma Xiaoquan any chance to speak.
After talking for a long time, Ma Xiaoquan finally understood, oh, after a long time of fussing, this little girl thinks you, Master Ma, and I don’t have a penis?
Ma Xiaoquan smiled helplessly and thought to himself: If I hadn't agreed to Ma Yun, I would have pressed you little girl under me right now and let you taste my crotch magic weapon, hum...
"What are you doing here at night?"
Dongfang Buhui chuckled, jumped on her feet, and made two "plop-pap-tat" sounds, shaking off the huge shoes from her feet.
"Wang Gui's shoes are really bad, they are so difficult to wear, hehe..."
Ma Xiaoquan took a closer look, and it turned out that these huge shoes did not belong to Dongfang Buhui, but belonged to the guy she called Wang Gui.
"Why are you wearing Wang Gui's shoes?"
Dongfang Buhui pouted and shook his tender little feet: "Sister Ximen said that wearing Wang Gui's shoes can kick someone to death, so I came..."
"What kind of mess is this..." Ma Xiaoquan was helpless, "Are Wang Gui's shoes so good?"
Dongfang Buhui shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, it's very heavy on my feet. I finally raised my leg and kicked the door. Oh, and, I finally kicked your door."
...Well, you didn't...uh huh..."
Ma Xiaoquan was so choked by Dongfang Buhui that he just wanted to scold her. Finally, he couldn't hold it back. Ma Xiaoquan said: "Okay, you've made enough trouble. If you have something to say, go out if you have nothing to do. By the way, take those big shoes away when you leave."
"
"Hey, stingy" Dongfang Buhui flattened his mouth, picked up his bare feet and walked towards the big shoes.
Only then did Ma Xiaoquan notice Dongfang Buhui's little feet.
If you look at it by today's standards, Dongfang Buhui's feet are very small, really small.
Dongfang Buhui's approximate height is 1.64 meters, but if her feet are measured according to modern yardage, Ma Xiaoquan's visual inspection is only 3334 yards. What is this concept? It means that if Dongfang Buhui is put into modern times, in most cases
To buy her shoes, you can either buy them specially, have them custom-made, or wear children's shoes directly.
As he watched, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly had a thought in his mind.
He did as he was told, and saw Ma Xiaoquan grinning, taking two big steps forward, hugging Dongfang Buhui, and carrying her on his shoulders.
Dongfang Buhui was startled, and by the time she reacted, she had already sat on Ma Xiaoquan's generous shoulders.