Dong Zhuo was very happy when he heard that Ma Xiaoquan was coming. After calculating the time, Ma Xiaoquan agreed to Dong Zhuo and help Dong Zhuo find medicinal materials to make elixirs. It had been a few months. On the one hand, Dong Zhuo was looking forward to meeting Ma Xiaoquan. On the other hand, Dong Zhuo was actually most concerned about it.
It's still his elixir of immortality.
Ma Xiaoquan also roughly guessed what Dong Zhuo meant, so before entering the palace to see Dong Zhuo, Ma Xiaoquan asked Miaoyu to go to the drugstore to grab some uncommon herbs for purging fire.
Although the medicinal materials were available, Ma Xiaoquan guessed that Dong Zhuo might secretly order his subordinates to check them, so Ma Xiaoquan decided to do some tricks with these medicinal materials first, and then make the elixir in one go.
However, how to do it is a technical job.
However, Ma Xiaoquan traveled through time with the experience of modern people. In modern society, what is the most popular thing in China?
I remembered that when I was watching TV at home, the TV shopping suddenly popped up. There were two passionate men and women in it. The man yelled: "Only 998, you can take the stuff home!" The woman then answered: "Add yi28,
We also provide electric cake pans..." Ma Xiaoquan sighed.
"I didn't expect that I, Ma Xiaoquan, would also commit fraud, haha..." Ma Xiaoquan said, sorting out a few medicinal ingredients, placing them in front of him, and then asked Xiu'er to go to the kitchen and scrape some ash from the bottom of the pot.
Then she asked Miaoyu to ask the horse herder for a small pot of horse urine. Finally, she asked Hualin to secretly go to the drugstore and buy some croton...
After all the materials were prepared, Ma Xiaoquan began to make false claims.
Several little girls were surprised when they looked at the materials in front of them.
Hua Lin asked: "Brother, what are you doing?"
Ma Xiaoquan asked back: "Lin'er, please tell my brother, if he wants Dong Zhuo to live forever, are you willing?"
Hua Lin shook her little head.
Ma Xiaoquan asked Xiu'er and Miaoyu again, and they both shook their heads.
Ma Xiaoquan asked again: "Then if my brother wants Dong Zhuo to die, are you willing?"
Hua Lin opened her mouth: "Ah! Brother is so cruel!"
Because Xiu'er was older and had seen Dong Zhuo's cruelty, Xiu'er expressed her willingness.
Miaoyu didn't dare to speak, but judging from her expression, she seemed to acquiesce.
"Haha..." Ma Xiaoquan said with a smile, "My brother is a god and will not harm others, but it is okay to play tricks on Old Fatty Dong... Then Fatty Dong would like to ask
My brother wants the elixir of immortality. Can that thing be given to anyone? Besides, even if it is given to ordinary people, ordinary people may not be able to eat it. If they are not careful, they will be destroyed physically and mentally... So, my brother just
I thought of making some fake medicine to deceive Dong Zhuo..."
After some deception by Ma Xiaoquan, the little girls felt at ease. After all, even though they had seen each other before, the little girls still couldn't bear it if the people around them really wanted to harm others.
"Lin'er, mix the ashes from the bottom of the pot and those medicinal herbs together, mash them together with Miaoyu, and grind them up."
"Xiu'er, peel off the skins of that pile of crotons, pick them out and pound them."
Miaoyu asked: "Brother Shangxian, what are you doing?"
Ma Xiaoquan grinned: "Of course I'm watching your brother."
"Oh, you are so annoying!"
"Brother doesn't do anything, he's a scumbag..."
"Yes, brother is a scumbag..."
Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to point to the basin of horse urine: "Then I am responsible for carrying the horse's urine, okay?"
Several little girls nodded their heads and said in unison: "This is a good brother!"
Ma Xiaoquan: "..."
After the division of labor was completed, the three little girls rolled up their sleeves and started working. Within an hour, the three little girls had completed their respective tasks. Ma Xiaoquan looked at the materials prepared in front of him and was very satisfied.
"Brother, you haven't said yet, what are you going to do with your horse urine?"
Ma Xiaoquan blushed and said to the three little girls: "You guys, just go out. Brother, I am about to cast a spell. No one can see it while I am casting it, otherwise you will see something bad...
..."
The three little girls refused to let go and refused to go out.
Ma Xiaoquan said anxiously: "This spell requires one to be naked."
Miaoyu and Hualin blushed and groaned at the same time.
After all, Xiu'er had seen a man's body through human affairs, so she didn't panic too much. Instead, she said: "Brother, I have seen a man's body, but I haven't seen a god's body yet..."
Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to beg these aunts to go out. After finally coaxing him out, Ma Xiaoquan immediately closed the door tightly.
In the house, Ma Xiaoquan looked at the basin of horse urine, and suddenly remembered the Journey to the West he watched when he was a child, in which Monkey King played tricks on people like this. He didn't expect that Ma Xiaoquan himself would do such a trick today. Thinking of it, Ma Xiaoquan found it funny.
Without saying a word, Ma Xiaoquan poured the ground medicinal powder into the horse's urine, and then poured the crotons picked by Xiu'er into it as well.
The smell of horse urine was very strong, and soon the smell filled the whole room.
Ma Xiaoquan endured the unpleasant smell and kept stirring the horse's urine with the prepared chopsticks.
About two hours later, a basin of well-mixed horse urine mud was ready.
Ma Xiaoquan opened the door of the house with a basin. Outside the door, three little girls covered their noses and looked at Ma Xiaoquan in surprise.
"How shameful, brother, what on earth are you doing?"
Ma Xiaoquan didn't bother to explain, and said to the three little girls: "Come, your brother and I will rub the elixir together."
As soon as the three little girls heard this, they ran away immediately.
"You guys..." Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to take matters into his own hands. He kneaded a basin of horse urine mud into 20 balls of about the same size, dark color, and smelly smell.
Looking at the results of his "abnormal" victory, Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but sigh: "Fuck, if Dong Zhuo can eat this thing, I'll fucking conquer him."
The current process has not been completely completed, and Ma Xiaoquan also knows that Dong Zhuo may be suspicious of such a thing, so Ma Xiaoquan decided to continue to whitewash these so-called "elixirs of immortality".
He asked Xiu'er for some rouge gouache, and asked Miaoyu to pick some fresh flower petals. Finally, he asked Hualin to pound the rouge gouache and fresh flower petals into spices.
"It smells so good, brother, you are so smart!"
Ma Xiaoquan chuckled. He did not expect that the smell of mixing rouge gouache and fresh flower petals would be so good.
After the spices were prepared, Ma Xiaoquan poured the spices into the water at once. Then, he secretly went to the roof and dried the 20 meatballs in the sun for a day and a night.
On the third day, Ma Xiaoquan went to the roof again and took down the meatballs.
After a day and night of exposure and air-drying, these balls have become much harder.
Ma Xiaoquan sprayed the spice water that he had prepared on the meatballs no less than twenty times. After spraying, he continued to dry the meatballs.
After another two days, the dried meatballs have basically lost their smell. If you don't get close and smell them carefully, you really can't smell them. On the contrary, these meatballs emit bursts of floral fragrance, which is a bit weird.
The three little girls Xiuer, Miaoyu, and Hualin were speechless when they looked at Ma Xiaoquan's masterpieces in the past few days.
Ma Xiaoquan wiped the sweat from his head and thought to himself: Fortunately, that damn old man Wang Yun hasn't come back these days, otherwise I wouldn't dare to do this. Otherwise, if that damn old man sees it, I won't be able to cry for father and mother for a long time.
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That afternoon, Wang Yun finally came back.
"Lord Immortal, I heard that you have been refining the elixir of immortality for Dong Zhuo in the past few days?"
Ma Xiaoquan was shocked, but his expression was very calm and he said: "Did the housekeeper tell you?"
Wang Yun's face turned red, and he secretly waved his hand to order the housekeeper to stand down.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "It's okay to tell you that these pills are actually just pill embryos!"
"Dan embryo?"
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Yes, it's an elixir. This elixir must be calcined with the pure Yang fire of the Nine Heavens, and the failure rate is very high. When I was still practicing on the mountain, I only saw the master and his old man successfully making it.
Made one."
Wang Yun blushed and asked: "So, Master Shangxian, can this pill... be eaten?"
Ma Xiaoquan's heart moved, and he immediately understood what Wang Yun meant, and lied: "Of course you can eat it, but the effect of this pill is far inferior to that of the elixir. For example, the elixir can make people immortal."
, this elixir can only make people live ten years."
"Ten years?" Wang Yun was excited.
You know, since he moved to Chang'an, Dong Zhuo did not take care of the government affairs much. He left all the trivial matters to Wang Yun. Although Wang Yun did not have military power, he held the political power tightly in his hands.
Wang Yun once thought about how great it would be if he was given another ten years.
With a "plop", Wang Yun fell to his knees and burst into tears.
"Master Situ, what do you mean?"
Wang Yun cried: "Master Shangxian, you don't know something. My health has been very bad recently. There is a hereditary disease in my family. As long as I reach the age of 55, I will die. I don't want to die...
..”
Ma Xiaoquan opened his mouth and thought to himself: You old man is really good at making things up. Don't you just want to ask me for a pill? Why are you pretending like this?
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Don't worry, Lord Situ, these pills are yours too."
Wang Yun was so happy that he hugged Ma Xiaoquan's thigh and kept saying that Ma Xiaoquan was his living father and mother...
After finally getting rid of Wang Yun, Ma Xiaoquan hurriedly returned to his house and ordered Wang Yun to prepare 20 exquisite boxes of the same size. Each box was made of fine rosewood. With Wang Yun's current situation,
Identity, it is not a problem to prepare 100.
After the box was ready, Ma Xiaoquan took the chopsticks and put the elixir into the box. There was no way, although this thing smelled pretty good now, the ingredients were actually things like horse urine and croton.
After everything was ready, Ma Xiaoquan gave one to Wang Yun.
Seeing Wang Yun's expression holding the pill, Ma Xiaoquan felt secretly happy.
"Master Situ, I forgot to tell you something!"
Wang Yun, who was so carried away, came to his senses and said respectfully: "Sir, please speak!"
Ma Xiaoquan lied to Wang Yun and said: "This elixir must be kept for a year before it can be taken, because it is just a pill embryo. If you take it now, it will have no effect at all. Instead, you may suffer from abdominal pain and diarrhea."