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[044] Thorn Dong (below)

The carriage arrived at the outer gate of Weiyang Palace and suddenly stopped.

At this stop, Li Su and the other killers were extremely nervous.

Li Su looked calm on the outside, but his heart was already turbulent.

"Did Thief Dong notice it?"

The other killers were also very nervous, but after all, they were all trained seed players, so these killers seemed calm on the surface.

In fact, the reason why the carriage stopped was because Dong Zhuo suddenly farted loudly.

Going a step further, after Dong Zhuo took the elixir, he felt very uncomfortable in his stomach after a while. Several times, Dong Zhuo asked the carriage to stop on the way here and solved the problem on the spot several times.

It's a personal problem, but unfortunately, although it has been solved several times, I still have unbearable abdominal pain. This feeling is very unpleasant.

At this time, Dong Zhuo secretly regretted not listening to Li Ru's words.

"Stop!" Dong Zhuo blushed, turned slightly to the side, then made two "boom boom" sounds and farted twice more.

After these two farts, Dong Zhuo's stomach felt a little better.

"Let's go!"

The carriage continued to move forward. Dong Zhuo was on the carriage, and his right eyelid twitched even more.

"That's weird. Could something bad really happen today?"

While Dong Zhuo was talking to himself, the carriage had completely entered the outer gate of Weiyang Palace.

In an instant, Li Su suddenly roared: "Kill the traitor Dong!"

A dozen assassins followed the order and pounced on Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo saw a group of people rushing towards him and quickly shouted for protection.

In an instant, the soldiers around Dong Zhuo started fighting with the killer group.

With a "Pfft" sound, a sharp knife pierced the chest of a Dong Zhuo soldier. The soldier just grunted and lost his life.

"Help, help, someone assassinated the Grand Master..."

Dong Zhuo's personal soldiers came to fight with the killer group, and then hurriedly moved reinforcements.

But where were the reinforcements? Lu Bu followed Wang Yun's plan. Not only did he arrange assassins such as Li Su at the entrance to the outer palace, but he also spent a lot of money to bribe some of the personal guards in the palace.

These personal guards were not subordinate to Dong Zhuo in the first place. Moreover, Dong Zhuo was cruel and unkind, and the personal guards were also human beings. Dong Zhuo's atrocities were also criticized among the personal guards. Therefore, even though some people called for help, these personal guards

But he remained motionless as if his ears had not heard anything.

At this time, Dong Zhuo realized that he had been trapped, and he didn't care about the people around him. He quickly jumped off the carriage and tried to escape back.

Li Su was blinded, and as soon as he saw Dong Zhuo turn over and get out of the car, he knew that Dong Zhuo wanted to escape, so Li Su pushed aside one of Dong Zhuo's soldiers without thinking, and shouted: "Where is the old thief running?"

Dong Zhuo glanced sideways at Li Su and was shocked, but after all, he was born in the military and was confident that he could escape from Li Su.

Li Su took three steps forward, raised his halberd, and stabbed Dong Zhuo fiercely.

Dong Zhuo snorted coldly and turned sideways slightly to avoid Li Su's halberd.

Li Su was stunned for a moment, grabbed it with his backhand, and flicked the halberd towards Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo covered his face with both hands, and then heard a "bang" sound, and the halberd pole hit Dong Zhuo's fat arm.

Dong Zhuo was afraid of death, so except when playing with women, he never left his body without armor. Because he was already large, Dong Zhuo specially ordered his men to customize a set of lightweight yet defensive fine iron armor for him.

Li Su failed to succeed with two consecutive attacks and temporarily retreated.

Dong Zhuo saw the opportunity and ran away without hesitation.

But at this moment, Dong Zhuo's stomach suddenly tightened, and then he heard two "boom boom" sounds between his buttocks.

"good chance!"

Li Su had originally given up on challenging Dong Zhuo. After all, in terms of force, Li Su considered himself to be no match for Dong Zhuo. However, Dong Zhuo suddenly farted twice, allowing Li Su, who had originally given up on killing Dong Zhuo, to find another chance.

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Li Su herded sheep when he was a child, and encountered wolves many times while herding sheep.

Wolves are very smart and will not attack the sheep mindlessly. Instead, they will attack the sheep every time they urinate or defecate collectively. Not to mention the sheep, it is just one person who urinates or defecates on his own.

It is also very unpleasant to be suddenly interrupted by other people or things. And this discomfort can also bring another special effect, that is, short-term fatigue.

Farting and peeing are almost the same thing. Dong Zhuo's speed was obviously affected by these two loud farts. Before he could react, Li Su's halberd was already in front of him.

But Dong Zhuo is Dong Zhuo after all, and the foundation of his military power is there. The seemingly impossible twisting of the waist and waving of the arms was actually done on Dong Zhuo, and he did it perfectly.

The halberd did not hit Dong Zhuo's vital part, but only hit Dong Zhuo's arm.

"Scared?" Li Su was surprised.

Li Su really found it incredible that Dong Zhuo could perform such actions with such a fat body.

Although Dong Zhuo was stabbed in the arm by Li Su, he was fat and wearing armor. As long as it was not a fatal vital part, the injury on his arm could only be regarded as a minor injury.

However, Li Su's attack had some effect. Dong Zhuo was unsteady on his feet and fell to the ground because he had to avoid Li Su's attack.

At this time, Dong Zhuo suddenly remembered his accompanying guard Lu Bu and hurriedly shouted: "Fengxian, where is my son Fengxian?"

As soon as Dong Zhuo finished speaking, he saw a man who was more than eight feet long, wearing an antelope horn crown on his head, wearing military formation boots, and carrying a Fangtian painted halberd, stood up.

This person is none other than Lu Bu.

Seeing that Li Su failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo twice, Lu Bu knew that he had to do this dirty work himself, so when Dong Zhuo called out to him, Lu Bu stood up without hesitation.

Dong Zhuo didn't know that Lü Bu had betrayed him long ago, and he happily said to Lü Bu: "As long as my son Fengxian is here, I will survive! Fengxian, take down all these traitors for me."

Lu Bu calmly stepped to Dong Zhuo's side, suddenly raised Fang Tian's painted halberd, and shouted: "The Han Dynasty's Marquis Ting is summoned to punish thieves!"

Dong Zhuo was shocked, and before he could react, Lu Bu's Fangtian Painted Halberd had already pierced his thigh.

"Ah" Dong Zhuo then realized that Lu Bu was no longer the Lu Bu before.

Lu Bu succeeded with the strike, but he was not greedy for success. He pulled out the Fangtian Painting Halberd, aimed it at Dong Zhuo's chest, and fired the halberd again.

But Dong Zhuo was wearing fine iron armor, and Lu Bu did not stab him with this halberd.

"Huh?" Lu Bu raised his eyebrows and switched from stabbing to slashing. Fang Tian slashed Dong Zhuo's shoulder horizontally with his halberd.

Lu Bu's movements were so smooth that Dong Zhuo was so shocked that he was dumbfounded.

"Ah" his shoulder hurt, and Dong Zhuo just realized that Fang Tian's painted halberd had hit his shoulder.

"You are such a rebellious son. You want me to treat you like a son. Today, you turned against me. You will die..."

Lu Bu hesitated slightly, took back Fang Tian's painted halberd, and looked at Dong Zhuo.

Dong Zhuo continued to scold: "I knew that you shameless guy was jealous of me having so many elixirs, so you wanted me to die, right? Tell you, you are wishful thinking..."

Dong Zhuo didn't mention the elixir at first, so Lu Bu really couldn't be cruel, but when Dong Zhuo mentioned it, Lu Bu suddenly became cruel.

Lu Bu was already guilty of stealing two elixirs, but now that Dong Zhuo mentioned it, Lu Bu suddenly lost his face.

"Damn it, you won't pick up any of the pots!"

Lu Bu waved Fang Tian's painted halberd, spun it twice, and then stretched out his legs to kick Dong Zhuo to the ground.

Dong Zhuo reacted quickly enough. Although he was kicked over, he still sat up immediately.

What kind of person is Lu Bu? The moment Dong Zhuo sat up, Lu Bu's Fangtian Huaji halberd struck him again.

This time, Lu Bu used all his strength.

"Pfft", I'm sorry for you, Dong Zhuo was wearing fine iron armor, but he was still pierced by Lu Bu's Fangtian Painted Halberd.

"Uh." Dong Zhuo looked at Fang Tian's painted halberd on his chest, and then glanced at Lu Bu. At this moment, what Dong Zhuo was thinking about most was not anything else, but the elixir.

"If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have taken that elixir. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been punished for farting..."

Dong Zhuo, die!

Dong Zhuo died with his eyes open. Out of fear, Lu Bu stepped forward and cut off Dong Zhuo's head. Then he took out the edict he had prepared with Wang Yun from his arms and read it loudly.

The edict is nothing more than a high-sounding reason to kill Dong Zhuo, but one thing worth affirming is that Dong Zhuo died, and his head was cut off, so he could not die again.

Lu Bu did not stop after reading the edict. He stepped directly in front of the young emperor and knelt down in front of him respectfully: "Your Majesty, the traitor Dong Zhuo has been executed. Please tell me clearly!"

Little Emperor Xian was only twelve years old. He had never seen such an exciting scene. For a moment, he was speechless.

Wang Yun took the opportunity to say: "Master Lu Hou has done great service for the country, for the people of Li, and for my great Han Dynasty! Your Majesty, please inform the world and announce the news of the execution of traitor Dong?"

The little emperor looked at Wang Yun, nodded, and said tremblingly: "Just...just do what Master Situ wants."

Situ Mansion.

When Wang Yun left, he ordered his servants to call out Diao Chan and dance for Ma Xiaoquan.

Ma Xiaoquan is not the kind of lecherous person. He does like to watch Diao Chan dance. Firstly, Ma Xiaoquan does it to kill time. Secondly, Ma Xiaoquan also wants to let Diao Chan teach the three little girls around him to dance.

"No, Lin'er, it's like this, you have to do this with your hands..." Diao Chan taught the three little girls not to be ambiguous at all. Ma Xiaoquan looked at the slight sweat oozing out of her forehead and couldn't help but feel...

move.

"Haha" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and stopped his random thoughts in time.

...

During the break, several little girls hung around Ma Xiaoquan, asking Ma Xiaoquan to tell them stories.

During the Eastern Han Dynasty, people believed in gods, demons and ghosts, and Ma Xiaoquan happened to like ghost stories very much. When he was in college, Ma Xiaoquan was famous for telling ghost stories in the school. Now, are these little girls in front of them not familiar with them?

"Once upon a time, there was a monk..." Ma Xiaoquan told a ghost story while winking and creating a tense atmosphere.

"Suddenly..." Ma Xiaoquan shouted, and several little girls followed him by saying "ah".

Ma Xiaoquan's voice dropped and he said in a deep voice: "That monk doesn't have a head...yo ho ho ho..."

Several little girls listened to the ghost story and hugged each other in fear, but even so, the little girls still refused to stop.

At this time, bursts of firecrackers and gongs and drums suddenly came from outside the house.

Ma Xiaoquan stopped, listened for a moment, and laughed.

ps: There is another chapter in the afternoon, the final chapter of this volume.


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