Summary of the previous chapter: Lu Xian's escape made Ma Xiaoquan a little unhappy. He was finally happy because of the cuteness of his children. Unexpectedly, a guy who claimed to be Zuo Ci suddenly came uninvited...
The beginning of the book of filial piety looks very much like a scripture, and it is very confusing to read. I think Ma Xiaoquan spent five days in order to understand the beginning of the book of filial piety.
Now, Zuo Ci recited the first sentence of the letter of filial piety to Ma Xiaoquan. Ma Xiaoquan was surprised to find that the other party not only did not stumble, but was also very calm and leisurely, and even raised his eyebrows from time to time.
"Stop" Ma Xiaoquan suddenly stopped and said, "Since my uncle has this idea, my nephew is not polite. Why don't my nephew propose the question and my uncle will answer it? What do you think?"
Zuo Ci chuckled and touched the long beard on his chin: "Okay, just follow what my nephew said."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded, thought for a moment, and asked: "First question, since uncle and my master are from the same sect, where is my master now?"
Zuo Ci thought for a while and replied: "Senior brother comes and goes uncertainly. I can't answer this."
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he curled his lips and said: You old guy, you are really a fucking bachelor.
"Okay, then for the second question, does Uncle Master know who wrote the filial piety letter?"
Judging from the usual practice, as long as it is a book, there will always be an author, but Xiao Shu is different. When Master Huang Shigong gave this book to Ma Xiaoquan, he did not say who the author of the book was. Later, Ma Xiaoquan also
After asking Ling'er, Ling'er shook his head and said he didn't know. Ma Xiaoquan was sure that as long as Zuo Ci couldn't answer this question, he would immediately burn it to ashes.
Zuo Ci glanced at Ma Xiaoquan, as if he could see through Ma Xiaoquan's thoughts at a glance. He paused for a long time and then slowly said: "This book... haha... actually
It was not written by one person, to be precise, it was summed up by my senior brother and me."
Zuo Ci opened Ma Xiaoquan's mouth with just one sentence.
"You and my master summed it up?"
Zuo Ci nodded and said, "Yes, otherwise how could I know it so well?"
Ma Xiaoquan pursed his lips and thought to himself: Damn it, I have to change the question again.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "The third question is, how did we get here?"
Ma Xiaoquan felt very unhappy when he asked this question. You know, this question can actually be rephrased like this: Where did humans come from?
This kind of problem is one of the three major problems in the modern world. Not to mention Zuo Ci, even the scientists in the modern world are unable to provide the most reasonable explanation.
After listening to the question, Zuo Ci was stunned for a moment, and then began to think deeply.
Ma Xiaoquan saw that the other party was silent and was not in a hurry. He stood up slowly, walked back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back, and hummed a little tune.
After about a while of burning incense, Zuo Ci suddenly coughed twice.
"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan turned around, glanced at Zuo Ci, and said, "Uncle, have you thought of the answer?"
Zuo Ci glanced at Ma Xiaoquan and shook his head: "I can't answer this question. My nephew, the person who can ask this question must not be someone born in this troubled time, right?"
Ma Xiaoquan nodded slightly and said, "Uncle Master is really amazing. Let me ask you, Uncle Master, do you know where I come from?"
Zuo Ci also stood up, walked to Ma Xiaoquan, and said slowly: "My nephew is not from this troubled world, he should be someone from a place far, far away..."
Ma Xiaoquan shook his head and said with a smile: "No, no, uncle. I only see the surface, but not the essence. This doesn't count."
Zuo Ci smiled bitterly, pointed at Ma Xiaoquan and said, "I heard from senior brother that his apprentice is very difficult to deal with. I didn't expect him to be so difficult. Oh, that's all. Let me show you this thing." As he said that, Zuo Ci smiled bitterly and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan.
Ci took out a paper letter from her sleeve pocket.
You should know that although paper had been invented during the Cai Lun period of the Western Han Dynasty, it was not widely used due to the high production cost. When Cao Cao and others were fighting for hegemony in troubled times, the most common thing they saw was bamboo slips, which is enough to prove the preciousness of paper.
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Ma Xiaoquan took the letter, opened it and read it, and suddenly became furious.
There was nothing on the letter. Ma Xiaoquan shook the letter and looked at Zuo Ci with squinted eyes: "Uncle, let me see that thing of yours that has nothing on it?"
Zuo Ci chuckled, pointed at the letter and said, "This paper must be stained with blood to be visible. Well, it must be a woman's blood."
"A woman's blood?" Ma Xiaoquan's heart stirred, and evil thoughts immediately came to mind.
Zuo Ci saw Ma Xiaoquan's thoughts, coughed a few times with a red face and said: "It's not the blood, you are overthinking it!"
Ma Xiaoquan also blushed, woman's blood? Ma Xiaoquan really thought wrong.
"Then what kind of woman's blood do you want?"
Zuo Ci said: "It's best to use the blood of a virgin."
"Virgin's blood?" Ma Xiaoquan wondered, "Where can I find a virgin now?"
Zuo Ci spread his hands: "This old man doesn't care about your own affairs."
Ma Xiaoquan sighed and pushed open the door. A young maid happened to pass by the door.
"You, stop!"
The little maid was startled, stopped and saw that it was the master of the house, and then she felt relieved.
Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward and circled around the little maid several times. As he turned, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's your name?"
"Reply to the master, my servant Xiaozhu."
"Well how old are you this year?"
"Fifteen."
"Are you married?"
The maid named Xiaozhu blushed, lowered her head, and shook it gently twice.
"Has any man ever touched you?"
Xiaozhu didn't dare to answer any more, so he could only shake his head a few more times.
"Eh? Not bad, just right." Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and grabbed Xiaozhu's little hand.
"Sir, you?" Xiaozhu was startled by Ma Xiaoquan's actions.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Don't be afraid, it may hurt, but it won't hurt in a while."
Xiaozhuyi was frightened, thinking that the master was going to take her body by force, so she quickly cried and begged for mercy.
Hua Yuexin once declared that if the head of the house dares to find another woman again, she will dip that woman into a pig cage. The head of the house may not be afraid, but Xiaozhu is just a servant.
Ma Xiaoquan was a little impatient: "It only hurts a little bit, what are you afraid of?"
Just when Ma Xiaoquan and Xiao Zhu were chatting, a crisp female voice came over.
"Ma Xiaoquan, what are you doing?"
Ma Xiaoquan turned around and saw Hua Lin, and continued to pull with Xiaozhu.
In Hua Lin's opinion, this scene was a sign that her husband was hungry and not selective about food.
This Xiaozhu's appearance is extremely ordinary. Why does my husband...oh, no wonder my husband hasn't come to sleep with me these days. It turns out...
Thinking of this, Hua Lin was so angry that she stepped forward, pinched Ma Xiaoquan hard, and cursed: "Hun Dan, you have always refused to come to my room, just because of this girl?"
Upon hearing this, Ma Xiaoquan knew that Hua Lin had misunderstood him, so he quickly let go of Xiaozhu and said: "No, it's this, this..."
Ma Xiaoquan shook the letter paper in his hand as he spoke.
Hua Lin snatched the letter paper over and flipped it over, getting even more angry: "There is nothing on this paper. Why, do you want to put it under the sheets to see if this girl is a baby?"
Ma Xiaoquan was helpless and said hurriedly: "I don't have any, I just got some blood."
"Blood?" Hua Lin raised her eyebrows and turned to ask Xiaozhu, "You, what did this shameless guy ask you just now?"
Madam Hualin was famous for her shrewdness in the Ma family compound. Seeing Madam's serious expression, Xiao Zhuyi could not dare to lie, so she truthfully told the question that Ma Xiaoquan had just asked him.
"Huh?" After hearing this, Hua Lin pointed at Ma Xiaoquan and scolded, "Hundan, come here, I have to tell my sister about this!"
Saying that, Hua Lin rushed towards Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't dare to pick up the fight, so he immediately turned around and ran towards the house.
"Stop for me, Hun Dan"
Ma Xiaoquan is not stupid. Hualin, a woman, if she is offended, she will crazily ask for you in bed until you beg her for mercy.
Ma Xiaoquan hasn't touched a woman in the past few days, and his physical strength has recovered well. He originally planned to sleep with Diao Chan tonight, but Hua Lin suddenly appeared. This...
"Uncle, please help me persuade her..." Ma Xiaoquan surrounded Zuo Ci for help.
Zuo Ci was gloating about his misfortune. Not only did he not help, he even pulled Ma Xiaoquan back.
"Well, you must be my nephew's wife. Come on, I'll catch her for you."
"Kao" Ma Xiaoquan was so angry that he was about to break free when the soft flesh around his waist was immediately pinched by Hua Lin.
"Ouch!" Ma Xiaoquan was almost crying in pain. How could he dare to forcefully break free? If he made too much movement and accidentally hurt Hua Lin, Hua Yuexin would not spare her.
Hua Lin pinched the soft flesh of Ma Xiaoquan's waist and said, "I'm telling you to be lustful, I'm telling you to be hungry and want to eat, it's shameless."
Ma Xiaoquan shouted that he was wronged, but Hua Lin didn't care. She kicked Ma Xiaoquan in the direction of him.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't want to be kicked, so he turned sideways, twisted again, and happened to hide behind his uncle Zuo Ci.
"Bang"
"Well"
After two sounds, Master Zuo Ci squatted down in pain while covering his crotch.
"Ah" Hua Lin was shocked when she saw Zuo Ci's miserable state. Then she realized that the kick just now had hit the old man because Ma Xiaoquan had dodged it in time.
"Bad guy" Karin made a face and ran away in shame.
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"Huh?" Hua Lin suddenly ran away like this, Ma Xiaoquan also reacted, and when he saw Zuo Ci's embarrassing state, Ma Xiaoquan burst into laughter.
"You..." Zuo Ci held her crotch in pain and pointed at Ma Xiaoquan with shaking hands, "You must get divorced, madam, you must get divorced..."
Ma Xiaoquan curled his lips, spread his hands and said, "You want me to divorce my wife? That's a beautiful idea. It's too late for me to love my wife Hualin. Uncle, oh, it hurts just looking at it. Can I help you sit down for a while?"
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Zuo Ci waved his hand: "Wait a minute, I'll take my time!"
Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders and thought of other ideas in his mind.