When the boiled eggs came up, Ma Xiaoquan didn't even care about burning them, he just pinched them open and put them into his mouth. Side note: Xiao Jue had to admire Ma Xiaoquan's bravery. If it were Xiao Jue, he would have burned them long ago, haha.
After taking two eggs, Ma Xiaoquan felt that the wound on his left chest began to itch. Between two breaths, the pain disappeared. After another two breaths, it no longer itched or hurt.
"Yeah!" Ma Xiaoquan wiped his mouth, feeling secretly happy in his heart.
Wang Yun thought that Ma Xiaoquan was not full yet, and without waiting for Ma Xiaoquan's consent, he ordered his servants to bring up a basin of boiled eggs.
"Exalted Immortal...hehehe..." Wang Yun said flatteringly, "I saw that Immortal likes this thing, so I specially prepared some to express my feelings and hope that Immortal will accept it.
Down."
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Wang Yun in surprise.
This old guy is really a character, his head is spinning really fast.
Ma Xiaoquan did not refuse, took the basin, put it next to him, and said: "Then there will be Mr. King Lao, haha!"
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After eating and his injuries healed, Ma Xiaoquan thought it was time to get down to business.
Since Huang Jingming's solar recorder has nothing to lose, it would be quite interesting to follow the gangsters of the Three Kingdoms. Anyway, I am immortal. As long as I have eggs, you and I can travel through the Three Kingdoms.
After making up his mind, Ma Xiaoquan said to Wang Yun: "Master Wang, I have heard from you and Xiao Cao that I want to kill Dong Zhuo, but how are you discussing your countermeasures?"
Wang Yun and Cao Cao looked at each other and shook their heads.
Isn't that right? Ma Xiaoquan is confused. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms says that Cao Cao accepted Wang Yun's Seven-Star Sword and went to assassinate Dong Zhuo. Why are these two men shaking their heads now?
Ma Xiaoquan probed: "Didn't you discuss assassinating Dong Zhuo while he was sleeping?"
Wang Yun and Cao Cao were surprised when they heard this and looked at Ma Xiaoquan.
Wang Yundao: "The Immortal doesn't know something. This old thief Dong Zhuo is cunning and cruel, but he is very cautious. Whether he is traveling to rob or going to court to meet the saints, there are many masters around him, and the old thief is also a man with strong martial arts...
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Wang Yun wandered around for a long time before Ma Xiaoquan understood.
Oh, it's been going on for a long time. Firstly, you don't have enough people. Even if you have enough, you are still no match for me. Secondly, Dong Zhuo is still a martial arts master. I see.
Ma Xiaoquan also hesitated. This was a bad start. It didn't matter whether he made a debut or not. If history was changed, it would be unimaginable. No, we had to find a way to let history go on.
Ma Xiaoquan looked around, and his eyes naturally moved to Cao Cao, who was sitting opposite.
"Yes!" Ma Xiaoquan slapped his thigh and said, "Xiao Cao, aren't you colluding with Dong Zhuo?"
When Cao Cao heard this, his expression changed.
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Sorry, sorry, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that you should be able to get close to Dong Zhuo, right?"
Ma Xiaoquan said this based entirely on the TV series and the book Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It was said on TV and in the book that when Dong Zhuo was in power, the relationship with Cao Cao was relatively harmonious. It was only later that Cao Cao failed to assassinate him and left the country.
There will be people who crusade against Dong Zhuo. But now that I suddenly spoke, I don’t know what the real situation is. Is this the case?
Cao Cao didn't answer quickly, he was deep in thought, which undoubtedly made Ma Xiaoquan sweat.
"Fuck, yes!" Cao Cao thought for a while before saying these two words.
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he almost laughed out loud. He remembered an advertisement on TV in which a star said a sentence and then said "I can!"
Now what Cao Cao said is actually the same sentence, but there is a punctuation in the middle, but the name Cao Cao is really awesome. Just the word "Cao" is enough to become the classic opening line of countless scolding heroes in the future.
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Ma Xiaoquan pinched his arm secretly, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you can do it, how about you assassinate Dong Zhuo?"
Cao Cao smiled coldly and said, "Cao is a captain, how could he be like this?"
Ma Xiaoquan snorted coldly.
Previously, you and Wang Yun were discussing how to assassinate Dong Zhuo. Now I say, why are you backing down again? No, who will do it if you don't do it? How can you go forward if you don't do history?
Cao Cao seemed to want to say a few words. Ma Xiaoquan stepped forward, grabbed the seven-star knife, and threw it into Cao Cao's arms: "Take this knife and stab it, it's up to you!"
The Seven-Star Sword was lying quietly in Cao Cao's arms, but Cao Cao's heart was scratched by twenty-five rats and hundreds of claws.
Cao Cao looked at Wang Yun for help. Unexpectedly, Wang Yun said: "Meng De, the immortal's words make sense, just do it."
When Cao Cao heard this, he rolled his eyes and almost fainted. But fortunately, he had practiced martial arts and his martial arts was not bad, so after rolling his eyes twice, Cao Cao agreed with a dark face.
After the discussion, Cao Cao stood up to leave, but Wang Yun stopped him and refused to let Cao Cao go.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at Wang Yun in surprise.
Wang Yundao: "Mengde, it's not child's play to kill the old thief Dong. Therefore, you and I, plus the immortal, must swear an oath written in blood."
Ma Xiaoquan understood Wang Yun's words. Brother, I'm just a soy sauce guy. I didn't expect you, a damn old man, to try to drag me down. You're so insidious.
When Cao Cao heard this, not only did he and Wang Yun swear a blood oath, but he also roped in a god. Although he still didn't believe Ma Xiaoquan at this time, he was willing to rope in one more person. So, Cao Cao stopped and said seriously:
"In that case, I will behead the old thief Dong Zhuo!"
As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, Wang Yun ordered his servants to prepare white silk silk and a desk. Note that during the Three Kingdoms period, although paper was available, it was not popular yet. Most people still used bamboo slips to record text. Rich people, such as
Situ Wang Yun said that when he pulled two pieces of white silk, he still had that skill. After the silk table was ready, Wang Yun ordered his servants to bring 3 glasses of wine. The oath was formal, right? So I got it.
A bar.
Wang Yun bit his finger angrily, scrawled a few words on the silk, and marked it. In ancient writing, you read from right to left, and it was symmetrical in columns. Finally, he signed his name.
name; the next one was Cao Cao, and Cao Cao did not hesitate and signed his name.
It was Ma Xiaoquan's turn. Ma Xiaoquan looked at it and exclaimed that he was very satisfied.
First of all, Ma Xiaoquan has to thank our dear Qin Shihuang. If he hadn't unified the unit of measurement for writing and currency, we might not know what the current writing would be like. Secondly, the calligraphy of Cao Cao and Wang Yun is so beautiful, like a sky.
Grand, majestic and powerful, not giving in to each other, just two signatures, both written so handsomely.
Ma Xiaoquan was jealous.
At the same time, Ma Xiaoquan was in trouble.
If you sign this blood letter, what will happen if it is passed down? But if you use a fake name, it will not be included in history. Isn’t this that you are destroying history invisibly? Also, I am allergic to alcohol. You said I only need a glass of red wine.
It's still okay, but it's the end of Han Dynasty now, where is there any red wine?
"Shangxian? Shangxian?" Wang Yun waved in front of Ma Xiaoquan's eyes.
Ma Xiaoquan came back to his senses and smiled awkwardly at Wang Yun.
"Does the Immortal have any doubts?"
Ma Xiaoquan sighed and said: "Master ordered me not to get involved in the disputes in the world, but I can't escape after all. That's all. I will follow you through this flood." Ma Xiaoquan said, preparing to bite his finger to write.
Ma Xiaoquan was in trouble again.
Although Qin Shihuang unified writing, the problem of simplification of Chinese characters only happened after the founding of New China. Although he could understand the characters of Wang and Cao, he could not write the Chinese characters of this era.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said: "Should I write my common name or my current name?"
Wang Yundao: "How many names does the Immortal have?"
Ma Xiaoquan pretended to be calm and said: "Actually, I can't remember my common name clearly. After all, it was a thousand years ago. As for my current name, if you can, there is no harm in writing it down."
Ma Xiaoquan thought to himself, I can't write my own name. First of all, they are both Chinese characters. I simplified it after many years. Secondly, what should I do if I write history and destroy it? Instead of doing this, why not give you a cruel punishment?
Yes, I call myself a thousand-year-old monster.
"Thousand years?" Wang Yun gasped after hearing this, "How about this, can the Immortal help us keep this blood book?"
When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he immediately nodded and looked at Cao Cao.
When Cao Cao heard Wang Yun's sudden change of heart, he couldn't help frowning, but he still wisely remained silent.
"Okay, since Meng De also agrees, then the immortal will keep the blood letter on his behalf!" Wang Yun said, arching his hand towards Ma Xiaoquan.
The blood letter was signed, and Cao Cao really stood up and left.
When he went out, Cao Cao did not forget to take another look at Diao Chan, although at this time, Diao Chan's beauty was still lying on the ground motionless.
After Cao Cao left, Ma Xiaoquan immediately stepped forward and picked up Diao Chan.
The beauty was in his arms, soft and tender. Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but take two deep breaths.
Being able to hug one of the four beauties in Chinese history, Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but sigh that his life was not in vain.
"Sir Wang, your love has been in a faint for a long time. As a father, don't you feel sorry for me?"
Ma Xiaoquan remembered that when Diao Chan sacrificed her life for justice in the TV series, Wang Yun was always in tears, but since Diao Chan was frightened and fainted by him, Wang Yun didn't care. What kind of father is this?
In fact, what Ma Xiaoquan ignored was that in ancient China, the idea of men being superior to women was very serious. For the sake of his own life, Wang Yun could not care about his daughter Diao Chan. What's more, Diao Chan was just the adopted daughter of Wang Yun. At the same time, Diao Chan was still a child.
The maids were just high-level maids. Ma Xiaoquan didn't know all of this.
Wang Yun's face turned red and he said: "The Immortal will atone for your sins, the Immortal will atone for your sins!"
Ma Xiaoquan curled his lips and put Diao Chan on the couch. Please note that the couch in ancient times was actually similar to a straw mat spread on the ground. However, Wang Yun was a Situ and ranked among the three nobles, so Wang Yun's couch was
It should be considered a high-end product like a blanket. After gently putting down Diao Chan, Ma Xiaoquan picked up the Seven Star Sword and observed it carefully.
The Seven-Star Sword. Ma Xiaoquan still remembers that when he was playing the Three Kingdoms game, his favorite weapon was the Seven-Star Sword. First of all, it was easy for him to get. In the game, as long as he lured Wang Yun over and "confiscated" it, it would be his.
, and Wang Yun died relatively early. Moreover, the force bonus of this weapon in the Three Kingdoms reached 7. What is the concept of 7? The Qinglong Sword of the Second Master of Wu Sheng Guan weighs 82 kilograms.
Added a yi0, and this light seven-star sword added a 7. It is simply beautiful in all kinds of ways.
"What a great sword! What a great sword!" Ma Xiaoquan touched the Seven Star Sword with gleaming eyes, looking like he couldn't put it down.
As for Wang Yun, since he had been crying a lot before, he was secretly licking his nose at this moment. However, he didn't expect that he had just licked his nose twice when he heard Ma Xiaoquan say, "It's so mean, it's so mean!"
His face was red, and he didn't care about the booger balls that had been pulled out. He just wiped it on his pants and pretended to be nonchalant.
At this time, Ma Xiaoquan looked up at Wang Yun.
"Master Wang, why is your face so red?"
Wang Yun thought that Ma Xiaoquan asked him deliberately, so he lied and said: "I have a disease. Every time at this time of night, my face will be so red that the immortal will laugh at me, haha..."
Ma Xiaoquan exclaimed, "Mr. Wang, I've just appeared, but I don't have a fixed location yet..."
Wang Yun immediately answered: "The Immortal can live in a humble abode, and the common people will welcome you very much."
What Ma Xiaoquan wants is this effect. You know, Wang Yun's official position is very big now. When he lives here, the doormen walk sideways. Besides, he also has the opportunity to chat with our beautiful Diao Chan.
, fight with crickets or something, wouldn’t that be pretty?
Ma Xiaoquan did not refuse and said: "In that case...then it's better to obey orders than to be respectful. I'll help you, Your Majesty the King!"
Wang Yun quickly waved his hand: "No hard work, no hard work. Haha!"
Wang Yun ordered his servants to prepare the best room for Ma Xiaoquan. It happened that the room next door was the Xiang Pavilion of Diao Chan.
After eating and drinking, Ma Xiaoquan also felt sleepy, so he told Wang Yun that he wanted to "practice".
You must know that since you lied about being a god, you can't blatantly say that you are sleeping. Therefore, after 10 seconds of thinking, Ma Xiaoquan came up with a pertinent answer: I am practicing when I sleep.
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