Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan came to Wan County's home, and after being polite, he met Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao. Ma Xiaoquan didn't know that Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao had always been very curious about him, the "immortal master".
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Da Qiao's husband is Sun Ce, and Xiao Qiao's husband is Zhou Yu. They both have one thing in common. They are both heroes of the world.
Unfortunately, Da Qiao's husband Sun Ce died very early. Since Sun Ce's brother Sun Quan took over Jiangdong's foundation, Jiangdong's power has developed and expanded significantly. Especially after the Battle of Chibi Wulin, Sun Quan not only consolidated the land of Jiangdong, but also consolidated the land of Jiangdong.
He extended his tentacles to Jingzhou. But... Sun Quan didn't respect Da Qiao very much, and intentionally or unintentionally excluded his elder brother, widow, and elder brother's son.
Sun Ce's brother Zhou Yu was not much better. There is a saying that when a tree falls, the monkey will scatter. Although Sun Quan thought highly of Zhou Yu, after Zhou Yu died, Sun Quan also became indifferent to Zhou Yu's family.
The two sisters decided that instead of suffering Sun Quan's contempt, they would take their children back to their hometown.
Life is always dull. The two sisters have been very happy since they returned to their hometown. Although they no longer have the rich food and clothing they used to have, they feel comfortable. However, the two sisters have always had a wish, that is, to meet that person in their lifetime.
The person, the person they had heard about for a long time, the person who had been rumored for a long time, oh no, it should be said to be an immortal.
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Xiao Qiao swallowed her saliva gently, raised her head and asked softly: "You...are you really the immortal..."
Ma Xiaoquan nodded slightly: "It's true! If you..."
"Wow" before Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Xiao Qiao suddenly shouted happily, jumped up and took her sister Da Qiao's hand and shouted, "Sister...sister...did you hear that?
He is really the Immortal Master, look, look, I told you, I said I have seen him..."
"This..." Ma Xiaoquan looked at Mr. Qiao helplessly, and when he saw Mr. Qiao also had a guilty look on his face, he couldn't help laughing.
"Have you two sisters always wanted to see me in person?" Ma Xiaoquan asked.
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao nodded in unison: "Yes!"
"Why is this?" While saying this, Ma Xiaoquan suddenly remembered a sketch he had watched. The famous female sketch actor in it had this very classic line.
Xiao Qiao said: "My sister and I made a bet that I had seen you. My sister didn't believe it. She said that you were far away in Yecheng and there was no way you could come... Hehe, sister, you lost, you have to
Give me that jar of red wine."
Da Qiao rolled his eyes at Xiao Qiao angrily: "Okay, okay, I'll give it to you, hum!"
Ma Xiaoquan asked curiously: "Why, in order to see me, you two sisters even made a bet?"
Xiao Qiao nodded: "Yes, when we got married, there was a jar of daughter red that I forgot to take out. Only when I got home this time did I realize that, well, it's been many, many years... But
We are already married, so we can’t drink, eh eh..."
Xiao Qiao's voice was like flowing water, which made Ma Xiaoquan's heart itch.
"It's been many years, eh." Ma Xiaoquan couldn't help but feel excited when he heard that his daughter was red.
Any fine wine brewed from pure grains, as long as it is well sealed, can theoretically be stored for decades. There is a well-known saying that wine tastes better with age, and this is what it means.
Under normal circumstances, after a good wine has been stored for several years, part of the water in the wine will evaporate, and the remainder can be called jelly. Of course, Ma Xiaoquan's hometown is commonly known as jelly.
The gelatin slurry has a mellow and pleasant taste and is a top quality treat for guests. When Ma Xiaoquan was a national special forces soldier, he had the honor to drink it once during a duty mission. Although Ma Xiaoquan did not like alcohol, that time was something that Ma Xiaoquan would never forget.
Da Qiao saw Ma Xiaoquan's thoughts and said: "Master Shangxian... Well, if Master Shangxian doesn't dislike it, we can give that jar of daughter's red to Master Shangxian."
"Ah? Is...is this true?"
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao looked at each other and smiled, nodded and said in unison: "Yes."
Ma Xiaoquan felt that something was very wrong. How could anyone give him a nice drink upon meeting him? No, there must be something fishy.
"If you...give me good wine, you won't ask me for anything in return, right?"
The two sisters looked at each other and smiled again, and Da Qiao said: "It's really not a big deal, but there is a small matter that I need help from Master Shangxian."
"Little things? Let's talk about it first!"
Xiao Qiao answered: "We would like to ask Lord Shangxian... to help us beat up Cao Cao!"
"What...beat Cao Cao?"
Da Qiao nodded: "Yes, before the battle between Chibi and Wulin, Cao Cao once said that he wanted to seize Jiangdong and take over the second Qiao... Huh."
"Oh," Da Qiao said, and Ma Xiaoquan finally understood.
In The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Ma Xiaoquan had read The Battle of Chibi written in large letters by Luo Guanzhong. There was a passage in it that described Cao Cao's words and actions. "Taking Er Qiao" did indeed appear in that film.
During the battle of Chibi Ulin, Ma Xiaoquan was in the Sun-Liu coalition camp and was not very clear about what happened on Cao Cao's side. Ma Xiaoquan didn't know whether Cao Cao had said it or not, but... from what Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao said
It sounds like that old pervert Cao Cao said it.
"Hmm." Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoquan dragged his chin and asked, "Is it as simple as just giving me a beating?"
"Yeah! Beat him hard! Kick his buttocks!"
"Pfft", as soon as Da Qiao finished speaking, Mr. Qiao, who had been silent beside him, couldn't hold back and sprayed out the fragrant tea he had just drank in his mouth.
"Uh." Ma Xiaoquan was also very surprised. This Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao looked cute and cute, but in fact they were also beautiful women who were not easy to mess with. You really can't tell a person's face.
"Okay, I promise you! But no matter what, you must read the love letter Cao Cao wrote to you."
Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao curled their lips in disdain, threw the Cao Cao love letters in their hands to Ma Xiaoquan, and said: "We are not interested in it, so we won't read it."
"This..." Ma Xiaoquan was about to explain, but then he quickly thought, no, this is an autographed letter from Cao Cao. If this thing had been well preserved, wouldn't it be a super antique if it were of his own era?
How much will it cost? Hehe... You two silly girls, I don't want it.
After thinking about it, Ma Xiaoquan put away Cao Cao's love letter with eyes full of stars, looking very comfortable.
Xiao Qiao thought Lord Shangxian had that hobby, so he couldn't help but ask: "Sir Shangxian, do you like Cao Cao?"
"Ah?" Ma Xiaoquan shook his head, "How could he like it? I have a wife."
Xiao Qiao stepped forward and turned around in front of Ma Xiaofang: "Is Master Shangxian's wife as good-looking as our sisters?"
Damn it, Ma Xiaoquan, it’s really hard to answer this question. If it’s good-looking, it’s really good-looking, but if you have to rate it, the people who can compare with Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao are probably Hua Yuexin and Diao Chan.
Alright.
In line with the principle of not offending anyone, Ma Xiaoquan laughed and said: "Good-looking, you are all good-looking, extremely good-looking."
After hearing Ma Xiaoquan's perfunctory comment, Er Qiao curled his lips slightly, looking quite dissatisfied.
Seeing that the situation was not right, Ma Xiaoquan quickly changed his words: "Actually, I would say beautiful. I have two wives, so I can compare with you."
Women are emotional animals. The more beautiful a woman is, the more emotional she will be.
Sure enough, as soon as Ma Xiaoquan said these words, Er Qiao immediately became unwilling and pouted and said in unison: "Let's compare."
"Really? Hehe..." Ma Xiaoquan looked at the two girls, "If you want to compete, if you have a chance, you can go to Yecheng and meet my wives. You can make a deal."
Ma Xiaoquan never expected that just because he said it so casually, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao would actually take it seriously. A few years later, Er Qiao went north to visit, and from then on he became good friends with Hua Yuexin, Diao Chan and others.
At that time, Ma Xiaoquan had already left, so he didn't know about it at all. Of course, this was another story.
...After staying at Qiao's house for a day, Ma Xiaoquan stood up and left. Before leaving, Ma Xiaoquan took the old daughter red with him very carefully.
The person who came out to see him off was Da Qiao. Since Mr. Qiao was not feeling well, Xiao Qiao went to take care of his father.
Standing at the door, Ma Xiaoquan said with some regret: "Well, Da Qiao, there's no need to send it off, just go back quickly."
Da Qiao smiled slightly, shook his head and said: "Master Shangxian, actually... you are very similar to a person..."
"Hmm? Who is it?"
Da Qiao raised his head, a pair of big dark black eyes flashing lively and affectionately.
"My husband, Bo Fu."
Ma Xiaoquan was stunned for a moment. He understood the meaning of Da Qiao's words, but he already had eight wives and could not have any more. Although this era did not limit the number of wives, for the sake of history, Ma Xiaoquan had no choice but to pretend to be stupid.
Already.
"Oh, Sun Ce, oh, well, just like, haha, I'm leaving, bye..."
Being nervous, Ma Xiaoquan actually said "bye bye". Da Qiao didn't understand the meaning of "bye bye" and was about to ask Ma Xiaoquan when he looked up and saw that the other party had already walked away.
"Hey!" Looking at the retreating figure, Da Qiao couldn't help but shed two lines of tears.
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While Da Qiao was crying, Ma Xiaoquan was also sighing. What Da Qiao said just now, that Ma Xiaoquan was not moved, was a lie. But for the sake of the course of history, Ma Xiaoquan had to...
"Yuan, can I accept Da Qiao?"
"Stop it...don't even think about it, hurry up and go back to Yecheng."
With a hot face pressed against a cold butt, Ma Xiaoquan didn't ask any more questions. He could only say oh in his heart and quicken his pace...