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【536】The sudden change of the toilet

Summary of the previous chapter: Cao Pi originally wanted to kill his father, Cao Cao, with one strike, but just as he was about to take action, Ma Xiaoquan appeared... Unfortunately, Cao Pi had no choice but to stop temporarily and wait for the next opportunity...

The woman pouted in dissatisfaction: "Seeing that you have no patience at all, I'll give you a privilege. Hmm, you have to call me Miss Yue'er!"

"Miss Yue'er?" Ma Xiao smiled.

"Yue'er" is a word that few people dare to call her by her name except her father who calls her Auntie Hua Yuexin.

The woman nodded: "I, Mu Yuexin, said it's best to scream now!"

Ma Xiao curled his lips and said helplessly: "Okay, my Miss Yue'er, do you have any other orders?"

"Who is yours? Why are you so shameless?"

Ma Xiao: "I...this..."

Elder Dou stepped forward and smoothed things over with a smile: "Young Master, please don't laugh. The eldest lady has a straightforward temper. Please forgive me..."

Just as Mu Yuexin was about to speak again, Elder Dou pulled her back, and then she couldn't help but remain silent.

Ma Xiao knew the general situation very well and said with a smile: "How could it be possible, Miss Mu...Uh, Miss Yue'er has a straightforward personality. Xiao Ma, this is also the first time for me to meet such a strange woman, haha."

Mu Yuexin blinked her big eyes and asked Ma Xiao: "Then do you like me?"

Ma Xiao shook his head: "This is my first meeting with Miss Mu. I can't say whether I like her or not. Besides, Xiao Ma has a family background and his wife is pregnant..."

Mu Yuexin curled her lips, feeling a little regretful in her heart. She couldn't help but said to herself: "What a pity..."

Ma Xiao smiled slightly, bowed his hand to Elder Dou, and then left quietly.

...

Ma Xiao returned to his father and whispered a few words in his father's ear.

"Huh?" After listening to Ma Xiao's retelling, Ma Xiaoquan was a little surprised and asked quietly, "My surname is Mu?"

"Yes father!"

Ma Xiaoquan dragged his chin and thought for a moment, then suddenly remembered something: "Xiao'er, do you think the surname Mu is a bit strange?"

Ma Xiao also seemed to have thought of something, nodded and said: "Father, I remember that my aunt mentioned a man named Mu when she had a quarrel with you..."

Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "Yes, Yue'er did say... Xiao'er, what are you going to do?"

Ma Xiao smiled slightly: "That woman's name is Mu Yuexin. She sounds young, and she has a human skin mask on her face."

"Oh? Where did you see it?"

Ma Xiao chuckled: "What my father doesn't know is that my aunt once taught my third brother and me how to make human skin masks from the Hua family... When it comes to making human skin masks, only the Hua family is the leader in the world.

...That woman’s human skin mask has flaws.”

When Ma Xiaoquan heard this, he suddenly realized that he was filled with emotion and appreciation. Hua Yuexin was able to teach Ma Xiao the skills of the Hua family without any secrets. It seemed that he also supported Ma Xiao from the bottom of his heart to become the head of the family...

"You brat, your dad and I can't do it, but you guys can. Haha, okay, just do what you want. Your dad and I, it's better to be a hands-off shopkeeper."

Ma Xiao was also very happy in his heart. Although his father intervened in the matter, he never meant to intervene from beginning to end, which gave him a lot of room to display his talents. As the young head of the new generation of the Ma family, Ma Xiao is very proud to have such a profound

Ming Dayi's father.

Ma Xiaoquan smiled and patted his son on the shoulder: "If your wife is about to give birth, you must love her well. I don't object to you taking concubines, but you must balance the relationship with each of your wives."

Ma Xiao nodded and gave a heavy hum.

"Okay, go and do your work!"

"Dad, what are you doing?"

Ma Xiaoquan turned to look at Cao Cao and Cao Pi, and said with a smile: "Dad has other things to do..."

"Oh" Ma Xiao quietly stepped away.

...

Ma Xiaoquan looked at Cao Cao and his son, and an idea suddenly came to his mind that he couldn't believe.

"Yuan, tell me...is this Cao Pi like Li Shimin?"

In his left eye, Yuan asked Ma Xiaoquan in surprise: "Ma Xiaoquan, why do you think so?"

"Think about it, although Cao Pi is calm, I don't think he is very upright mentally. He is far behind his father. Cao Pi is not young anymore. The day his father is in power, he will age.

Do you think... will Cao Pi suffer from Xuanwumen disease or something?"

Yuan said helplessly: "Xuanwumen disease? Ma Xiaoquan, you are so smart, this Xuanwumen disease is a matter of the Tang Dynasty, and it is still in the late Eastern Han Dynasty..."

"Oh, I was just making an analogy."

"Well, if you want to use this analogy, it's not impossible. By the way, Ma Xiaoquan, why doesn't the guy named Wang Dali you arranged take action?"

Ma Xiaoquan was also a little anxious: "How do I know that guy is standing in the corner? I can't take the initiative to find him, right?"

"Ma Xiaoquan, you can be a catalyst..."

"How?"

"Wang Dali wants to kill Cao Pi, but you don't want Wang Dali to live, so... you can create opportunities to lure Wang Dali here..."

"How to lead?"

"Hehe..." Yuan shared his suggestion with Ma Xiaoquan. Ma Xiaoquan was a little surprised after accepting it and couldn't help but ask if it is feasible. Yuan smiled and said through the message: "Don't worry, it is definitely feasible."

Ma Xiaoquan nodded in his heart. Following Yuan's suggestion, he came to Cao Cao and Cao Pi and started chatting and laughing with them.

During this period, Ma Xiaoquan invited the two of them to the study room for a drink.

Of course, Cao Cao refused to give in, but Cao Pi found an excuse and stayed at the banquet hall.

Ma Xiaoquan actually did not know that Wang Dali had temporarily changed his mind and did not want to kill Cao Pi.

When he came to the study, he had just had a few drinks when Cao Cao had to go to the toilet.

"Hey! I'm getting older and my health is really failing..." Cao Cao bowed his hand to Ma Xiaoquan and walked out of the study.

"This..." Ma Xiaoquan had already thought about his next line, but now that Cao Cao went to the toilet, the plan had to change... Well, let's wait until Cao Cao comes back.

...

Cao Cao walked towards the toilet, and as soon as he turned the corner, he saw his son Cao Pi.

"Eh? Pi'er, why are you here?"

Cao Pi thought to himself: Why am I here? Of course I am waiting to kill you. "Oh, hehe, Dad, I just want to go to the toilet."

"Oh? That's just right. Let's go together as father and son, haha." Cao Cao said, holding his son's hand. Okay, Xiao Jue will explain here. In ancient times, holding hands was mostly an act of respect and love for men.

, especially the elders versus the younger ones, so readers, don’t get it wrong! Cao Pi was extremely excited. The dagger was in his sleeve. As long as he got to the toilet and attacked his father while he was urinating, he would definitely kill him with one hit. Then he would kill him with one strike.

Putting the blame on him, hum...

The Ma family's toilet is very large, and it is repaired a bit like a modern public toilet. Of course, there is no automatic flushing toilet in the toilet of this era. However, according to the wishes of the previous owner, Ma Xiaoquan, it is still very gorgeously repaired and the space is quite large.

There are several pits in the toilet, and each pit is separated by iron plates to form compartments, and iron doors are added to them. Beyond a few single rooms, there is a urinal.

Ma Xiaoquan once introduced to Cao Cao that with this urinal, people in his Ma family would never go to the wrong toilet, because men always urinate standing up.

Cao Cao had been to Ma's house many times and used the toilet several times. Cao Cao was very interested in the toilet in Ma's house.

In the past, he had urinated in the urinal. This time, Cao Cao decided to urinate in the pit.

Opening the iron door of a single room, Cao Cao hummed a little tune and took out the old bird from his crotch. He looked down and couldn't help but feel a little sad: "Hey, as I get older, the bird is also wilted..."

Cao Pi was standing behind Cao Cao now, and he had already shaken out half of the dagger from his sleeve.

Cao Pi's heart was beating wildly, he killed his father...if he succeeds, he will succeed in ascending to power; if he fails, he may die without a burial place.

"Damn it, done it." Cao Pi gritted his teeth and decided to kill him.

Cao Pi raised his dagger and stabbed his father, Cao Cao, in the back. As soon as he hit it, the iron door of the other compartment was suddenly pushed open from the inside.

Cao Pi was frightened, and quickly changed direction and forcibly retracted the dagger, but... his actions just now were clearly seen by the people in the other compartment.

The person in the cubicle was none other than Ma Xiao, the new head of the Ma family who had arrived earlier than Cao Cao and Cao Pi.

"Prince, you..." Ma Xiao looked at Cao Pi in disbelief. He had seen everything the other party did just now.

At this time, Cao Cao hummed a little tune and turned around, saw Ma Xiao with a surprised look on his face, and said hehe, "Huh? So it's the little master of the house. Are you here to use the toilet too?"

Ma Xiao took a breath, adjusted his breathing, and saluted Cao Cao.

Cao Cao chuckled: "Your bird must be much better than that of an old man like me. Oops, I have to pee for a long time now...Eh? Pi'er, have you peed? What do you think?

Don’t you look very good-looking?”

Cao Pi came back to his senses, but stared at Ma Xiao: "Oh haha, father, don't worry about me, I have already finished urinating."

Cao Cao laughed and couldn't help but sigh: "It's better to be young, haha..." With that, Cao Cao walked out of the toilet.

Cao Pi glanced at Ma Xiao, with a hint of murderous intent in his eyes.

Ma Xiao's eyes were calm, and he couldn't see any gaffes or emotions.

"Humph!" Cao Pi flicked his sleeves and walked out of the toilet.

As soon as Cao Pi came out of the toilet, Ma Xiao immediately collapsed and sat down. He knew that he saw something he shouldn't have seen.


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