Cao Cao held the Seven-Star Sword in his arms, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what to do next, so Cao Cao wandered around aimlessly.
Before it was time to burn incense, someone suddenly called out to Cao Cao.
Cao Cao turned around and saw that it was Lu Bu, riding a red rabbit horse heading this way.
Hiss, Cao Cao bared his teeth, why is this God of Death calling me?
Cao Cao stepped forward and pretended to greet Lu Bu.
After asking, Cao Cao asked Lu Bu: "May I ask where you are going, sir?"
Lu Bu didn't show any pretense and said directly: "I have nothing to do but choose food for the red rabbit!" Lu Bu said, patting the red rabbit horse on his crotch, with pride in his eyes.
Cao Cao had ulterior motives, and when he met Lu Bu again, he was suddenly sweating profusely.
Seeing Cao Cao like this, Lu Bu wondered in his mind: Could it be that my reputation has even spread to Cao Cao, who has little contact with me on a daily basis? Otherwise, how could this guy be sweating profusely after seeing me?
Thinking of this, Lu Bu laughed with satisfaction, ignored Cao Cao who was sweating profusely, and drove away proudly on the Red Rabbit.
After Lu Bu walked away, Cao Cao let out a long sigh of relief.
Cao Cao originally made up his mind to assassinate Dong Zhuo, but after seeing Lu Bu, he changed his mind and decided to go back and drink some wine to calm down his shock. So, Cao Cao shook his head, sighed, and turned to himself
Walk to the official residence.
Let’s talk about our time-traveling “immortal” Ma Xiaoquan.
It is said that Ma Xiaoquan "accepted" several local gangsters as his younger brothers on the road, and coaxed a straw horseman to come to Cao Cao's official residence to find Cao Cao. However, because one of the gangster boys was rude, he was scolded by Cao Cao's men.
, and also kill the head.
Fortunately, Ma Xiaoquan thought quickly and immediately stepped forward to explain and politely told Cao Cao's men that he was Cao Cao's old friend.
Cao Cao's men looked at Ma Xiaoquan for a long time and thought they had never seen him before. Why?
No matter how the Han Dynasty said that boys should learn to tie their hair after the crowning ceremony, let alone an adult, you Ma Xiaoquan said it nicely, but this short hair is still lavender.
How can you ask people to believe you?
Therefore, Cao Cao's men were not only rude, but thought Ma Xiaoquan was a liar, so they took out their sabers without any explanation and struck with their hands.
Ma Xiaoquan was struck by Cao Cao's sword last time, but this time Ma Xiaoquan learned to be smart. While talking to Cao Cao's two men, Ma Xiaoquan paid attention to their movements.
However, even though Ma Xiaoquan reacted, unfortunately, the knife still hit his leg.
"Ah!" Ma Xiaoquan's gangster boys were frightened and ran away. Within a few breaths, they disappeared, leaving only the straw groom.
In fact, it wasn't that the straw groom didn't want to run away. He ran away, pulling a cart of fodder behind him. This was for Lu Bu's red rabbit horse to eat. If he was delayed for too long, he would be beheaded. Instead of doing this,
It's better to stay and take a look before talking.
Cao Cao's men laughed and looked at Ma Xiaoquan, seeming to enjoy the pleasure of the sword. Therefore, when the knife hit Ma Xiaoquan's leg, he did not pull it out, and kept the knife on Ma Xiaoquan's leg.
Ma Xiaoquan was depressed. Since he gained the super power of immortality, the chances of being stabbed and hacked by a sword seemed to have increased a lot.
The knife was stuck in Ma Xiaoquan's leg, which looked very unsightly, and Cao Cao's two men were looking at Ma Xiaoquan proudly.
Ma Xiaoquan looked confused and couldn't feel any pain. He took the knife off his leg, held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, then twisted his butt, and then said: "I told you to come to Cao Cao."
Well, why are you doing this, treating your old friend like this?"
It would have been better if Ma Xiaoquan didn't say this, but to tell the truth, Cao Cao's two men were shocked.
Who is this person? We actually chopped him on the leg with a knife. How come this person couldn't feel any pain at all, and he was still groping for my sword in his hand.
"What's your name?" Ma Xiaoquan returned the sword to the person who slashed him.
"Lv...Lv..." This man was talking so much that he was so frightened that he couldn't even say his name.
"Donkey?" Ma Xiaoquan wondered why there were still people called this name.
In fact, it wasn't that Ma Xiaoquan heard it wrong, but that he wasn't quite used to the dialect yet. You know, the word "lv" in some dialects does sound more like the word "donkey" in Mandarin.
"Stop stammering and speak calmly!"
The man knelt down on the ground and said: "Little one, Lu... Lu Yi Dao, pay homage to the god... the immortal!"
"Donkey Yi Dao?" Ma Xiaoquan was very happy. Why does he really have such a name? It's so funny. I won't mention you with the surname Donkey. If you follow it with "Yi Dao", haha, it's so funny.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed and helped the man up.
As for another of Cao Cao's men, when Ma Xiaoquan took off the knife from his leg, he disappeared without knowing where he was.
Ma Xiaoquan thought to himself: It's okay, let's go in and tell Cao Cao as soon as possible, let me go in, and see him if I need anything.
After Ma Xiaoquan simply appeased "Donkey Yi Dao", he also troubled him to report to Cao Cao that someone was looking for him.
After "Donkey Yi Dao" entered the door, Ma Xiaoquan turned around, faced the straw horseman, and laughed twice.
At this time, the straw horseman's mouth was already open enough to swallow a gourd.
After a while, the straw horseman blinked his eyes and looked at Ma Xiaoquan in disbelief.
"Sir, you are really a strange person!" The straw driver quickly dismounted his horse and knelt down to Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan was very depressed. Why do people in ancient times always kneel down and kowtow to others? Everyone is equal. Do you understand that everyone is equal? Hey, if I tell people of your time, you wouldn't understand.
After finally pulling up the straw groom, Ma Xiaoquan asked, "What, you're not in a hurry to deliver fodder to Lu Bu?"
The straw horseman said: "You don't know, Sir. The Marquis likes to gather us together to select materials together. If we find the right ones, we will reward the younger ones with a few coins. The younger ones will be considered successful in their work."
"What if I encounter someone who is not satisfied?" Ma Xiaoquan was curious.
"When someone is dissatisfied, the Marquis will order the boys to pull the cart back again until the Marquis is satisfied."
"Oh" Ma Xiaoquan nodded and thought to himself: Lu Bu? Well, it would be interesting to meet Lu Bu...
...
It is said that Lu Bu thought that his fame had scared Cao Cao, so he happily trotted all the way on the red rabbit horse. After passing a few corners, Lu Bu saw a few people gathered in front of Cao Cao's official residence from a distance, so he gave up.
The interested person stopped Chitu and started to look at it.
In Lu Bu's eyes, Cao Cao could still be considered a lieutenant. Although he was not as good as his Zhonglang general, Fengdu Tinghou, he was still a somewhat famous person. And Cao Cao's soldiers were also somewhat brave.
No, now a few people gathered in front of Cao Cao's door. After one of his men was frightened, he then chopped down one of them with a knife, and immediately scared away several people.
Well, this Cao Cao, my adoptive father said he liked him very much. Indeed, this man has two skills.
"Huh?" Lu Bu was about to leave, but then he saw a very strange scene.
In fact, this was nothing unusual. It was just that Ma Xiaoquan took out the knife from his leg and gave it to the person who slashed him.
To Ma Xiaoquan, who has the ability to heal himself without dying, this is indeed nothing, but to Lu Bu, this is a bit unbelievable.
If it were me, I would have slashed my leg with a knife. Even if I had to stand up, I would have to moan for a long time. Why, this person didn't seem to have any reaction at all. He stood up without saying anything, and even slightly twisted his buttocks.
?
No, Mr. Hou, I have to go see what happens.
Therefore, Lu Bu said "Drive!" and quickly ran to Ma Xiaoquan.
"Who are you?" Lu Bu did not bring Fang Tian's halberd, but only his sword, so he pulled out his sword and pointed it at Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan didn't know Lu Bu, but when he looked at the man in front of him, he had piercing eyes, handsome features, and a sense of confidence in his brows. Look at the horse under his crotch, with red mane, round eyes, big nose, long legs and strong body.
, you can even figure it out with your buttocks, what is this if it’s not a red rabbit?
Well, besides Lu Bu, the one riding the red rabbit is the Second Master Guan. Well, Lu Bu is not dead yet, and Cao Cao hasn’t given you the horse yet. Second Master, the plot hasn’t developed to that point yet, so you, the Second Master Guan,
Don't worry yet, there will be bread, milk, and your red rabbit and horse in the future.
Ma Xiaoquan laughed, looked at Lu Bu, and imitated the words he had learned from Wang Yun in the past few days, and said, "Mr., are you serving first?"
Lu Bu was shocked, I haven't announced my family name yet, how do you know me? Is it possible that like Cao Cao, you also know my reputation, Lu Bu? It seems that my reputation, Lu Bu, has spread far and wide recently.
During the period of the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty, people who were familiar with each other would shout words instead of names. Ma Xiaoquan had previously told Cao Cao's guards that he was looking for Cao Cao, not Meng De, but now facing Lu Bu, he directly said
The name Lu Bu.
Therefore, Lu Bu, a reckless man, also thought that he and Ma Xiaoquan knew each other.
Lu Bu thought: Anyone who can pronounce my name, Lu Bu, must be of high status. Let me ask who this person is?
Lu Bu asked: "Who is the Duke?"
Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and did not answer Lu Bu's words.
Lu Bu got angry, you said my name, and I asked you, but you didn't answer? After all, I am also a dignified general, right? I also made the capital Tinghou, right, but you didn't answer me?
There is no reason for this.
The more Lu Bu thought about it, the angrier he became. He dismounted and rushed towards Ma Xiaoquan.
In fact, Ma Xiaoquan also had his own difficulties. Tell me, what is my name? If you don't tell me, you will definitely come and hit me. If not, I just laughed twice, and you jumped up and tried to fight me.
How come I, Ma Xiaoquan, am so unlucky?
But things just happened to be such a coincidence. Just when Lu Bu was about to pounce in front of Ma Xiaoquan, Cao Cao appeared.
At this time, Cao Cao was depressed and came back to have two more drinks. Suddenly, he turned a corner and saw his mansion, only to find a forage cart parked in front of the door and a horse beside it.
This horse...
"It's evil." Cao Cao was heartbroken and couldn't help but cursed.
Besides Lu Bu's red rabbit horse, what else could this horse be? Is it possible that Lu Bu discovered what he was thinking?
But it's not right. We are about to find out. I, Cao Cao, was killed long time ago. Why wait until he comes to my door?
Cao Cao couldn't make up his mind for a moment, so he stood still.
Ma Xiaoquan had sharp eyes. After seeing Cao Cao, before Lu Bu could catch him, he immediately shouted: "Xiao Cao, Cao Mengde!"
Ma Xiaoquan shouted this and pushed Cao Cao up, who was hesitant at first. Cao Cao originally thought, if that doesn't work, let's hide for a while. After Lu Bu leaves, I will find a way to leave.
But just because Ma Xiaoquan shouted like this, Cao Cao could only bite the bullet and stand up with a smile.
Lu Bu was originally determined to catch Ma Xiaoquan, but when he saw that he was caught, Ma Xiaoquan shouted, Lu Bu stopped, and following the voice, Lu Bu also looked over.
Now, the world's most powerful general Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian, the world's most quasi-treacherous hero Cao Cao and Cao Mengde. Why does Xiao Jue say he is a quasi-treacherous hero? Haha, please stay tuned! And Ma Xiaoquan, the "parallel import immortal" who has traveled through time, has completed this book.
The first meeting in "history".
A knife can sometimes really cause a "bloody crime", but there doesn't seem to be any blood.
ps: Dear readers, if you think Xiao Jue’s writing is worth reading, then please look forward to Xiao Jue’s next chapter!