Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan had an encounter with Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao in the toilet, and generously gave half of the butt-wiping paper to Zhu Youxiao...
"Oh, grandma, what are you waiting for? Let's go. Look, everyone has left. Didn't the emperor come to deliver the order?"
As Ma Xiaoquan said this, he stepped forward to help Mrs. Ma, but before she could meet him, Li Qinghan grabbed her with one hand and held Ma Xiaoquan's hand together.
Li Qinghan's hand was soft and cool. Ma Xiaoquan held it and couldn't help but squeeze it twice.
Li Qinghan blushed and pulled his hand back hard, saying: "Ma Xiaoquan, you are not allowed to touch grandma, let grandma have a good rest."
Ma Xiaoquan shrugged his shoulders: "Okay, it's up to you, but I can agree. Grandma's old body can't withstand such weather. If you wait a little longer, we'll leave if the emperor doesn't come."
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, a eunuch came to deliver the message.
Ma Xiaoquan turned around and saw that it was the Wei Jinzhong he had just met.
Just listen to Wei Jinzhong shouting: "The emperor has a decree, you will go back to safety first"
As soon as Wei Jinzhong finished speaking, the venue immediately exploded.
Everyone in the palace who had some eyes and ears knew that the emperor was ill, but no one expected that the emperor would not even host the Wanshou Festival. This was against the authority.
A man stood up and said loudly: "How can this be done? If the emperor doesn't come out, I won't go."
Wei Jinzhong said impatiently: "Why are you so ignorant? The emperor has already issued an order. Do you want to resist it?"
"Get out! You eunuch!" The man stared at Wei Jinzhong with wide eyes, "Who are you? It's not your turn to speak here! Get out!"
Wei Jinzhong was shocked, but he didn't dare to get angry. He knew that he was just an old eunuch, and the person in front of him was Lord Yang Lianyang, who was in the military department and was in the fifth rank.
Wei Jinzhong snorted angrily.
When Yang Lian saw this, he became furious and kicked Wei Jinzhong right in the middle of his crotch.
Poor Eunuch Wei, Yang Lian's kick was in vain.
However... Yang Lian's kick made Wei Jinzhong completely remember him, and he became afraid of him from then on.
Wei Jinzhong covered his crotch and ran away, causing bursts of laughter in the venue.
After the laughter, everyone waited for a while, and when they saw that the emperor really wasn't coming, they dispersed one after another.
...
"Grandma, look, I said the emperor won't come, so let's go," Ma Xiaoquan said, stepping forward to help Mrs. Ma.
Li Qinghan's eyes widened, while Ma Xiaoquan chuckled and retracted his hand.
After leaving the palace, Li Qinghan helped Mrs. Ma get into the sedan chair, and then glared at Ma Xiaoquan sideways.
"Sister-in-law, I didn't offend you, right?" Ma Xiaoquan said with a confused look on his face.
"You didn't offend me? Ma Xiaoquan, what do you mean? If it weren't for you, I could...I could..." Li Qinghan had said this, but he didn't have the courage to continue.
"Can you? What can you do? Are you traveling to China?"
"Bah, Ma Xiaoquan, why are you so annoying to me?" Li Qinghan was so angry that he stepped forward, raised his legs, and kicked Ma Xiaoquan hard.
Ma Xiaoquan had made an agreement with Mrs. Ma before: except in absolutely necessary circumstances, he would not reveal his skills.
But... Li Qinghan's kick seems to be very powerful. If it hits him, it will be very uncomfortable.
Ma Xiaoquan "deliberately" failed to stand firm and leaned back. Just before Li Qinghan's foot kicked him, he took the lead in touching his butt to Li Qinghan's beautiful foot.
Ma Xiaoquan learned this move from his uncle, who likes to do Tai Chi, but the formal use of this move should be hand to foot, not butt to foot.
"Ouch" Ma Xiaoquan rolled over, rubbed his butt and said in pain: "Sister-in-law, just hit me if you ask me to, my butt hurts so much"
Li Qinghan looked at Ma Xiaoquan's pain, but he was extremely surprised. The kick he just kicked out seemed to be Ma Xiaoquan's butt touching his own foot first, right? Moreover, it seemed that he didn't even use up his strength, but he was obeyed by Ma Xiaoquan.
I removed more than half of it in the opposite direction, but nothing feels right?
Li Qinghan gritted his teeth and said, "You deserve it. Who told you to mess with me?"
Mrs. Ma opened the curtain of the sedan chair, saw this and advised: "Okay, you two, stop making trouble, get up from the sedan chair quickly, and let's talk about it when we get back."
Li Qinghan's pretty face turned slightly red and she softly said "Yes".
Ma Xiaoquan sighed, and while rubbing his butt, he slowly distanced himself from Li Qinghan: "Sister-in-law, there is one more thing I have to explain to you."
"If you fart quickly, let it go!"
Ma Xiaoquan raised his buttocks and farted unceremoniously.
"Ma Xiaoquan, why are you so disgusting?"
Ma Xiaoquan smacked his lips: "Disgusting? Sister-in-law, don't I have a stomachache? By the way, I went to the toilet that time, right?"
Li Qinghan said nothing, but his eyes became uncomfortable.
"I pooped in the toilet"
Li Qinghan clenched his fists in disgust, seemingly unable to bear it any longer.
"During that battle in the courtyard, I was going to help grandma. Dasou, you didn't let me help you, right? Uh."
Li Qinghan became impatient: "Ma Xiaoquan, what exactly do you want to say?"
Ma Xiaoquan sniffed: "That's it, when I went to the toilet, I wiped my butt with toilet paper in this hand..." Ma Xiaoquan said, shaking his right hand, "After using the toilet
I was so anxious that I didn’t even bother to wash my hands... Just in time, I came back and wanted to help my grandma, but I couldn’t help my grandma because I was blocked by my sister-in-law... It seems...sister-in-law, we
Both hands..."
Before Ma Xiaoquan finished speaking, Li Qinghan suddenly became angry and pulled out the snake sword on his belt with a clang: "Ma Xiaoquan, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
Ma Xiaoquan was so frightened that he didn't want to say anything more and ran away.
Li Qinghan was about to chase after Mrs. Ma suddenly coughed several times. Li Qinghan had no choice but to endure the anger in her chest and stopped, but... she had no intention of taking back the Coiled Snake Sword in her hand.
Watching Ma Xiaoquan's retreating figure, Li Qinghan silently cursed in his heart: Ma Xiaoquan, wait, you disgusting guy, you scum, you playboy, you shameless guy, you...
...Oh, it's so disgusting...I'm so angry, Ma Xiaoquan, just wait. When you get home, I will cut you into pieces!