"The reason for joining politics? Well, my children are almost one year old. Maybe it's time to return to the family."
On TV, pandas in Tang suits were talking.
After trying suits, kung fu suits and even cheongsam, the pot-bellied panda finally chose a loose-fitting Tang suit.
This kind of oriental clothing and the configuration of the panda national treasure make it completely different from the ferocious and strange appearance of orcs, and on the contrary, it is more friendly.
At the same time, he chatted about interesting things from the past.
For example, he worked half-study at Guda, and worked hard overtime in the special service team. Of course, what touched him the most was the ten years he spent in Mercury 42.
"The explorers who go to foreign lands have seen hell on earth. The extraordinary is a fact. This is the main axis of the times, and extraordinary disasters are the inevitable status quo. We have seen extraordinary disasters in foreign lands, witnessed the fall of the entire world and even
It’s the end of the world, so I don’t want to see my hometown become a purgatory, so we are trying to do something.”
Watching the panda people talking on the TV, the sincere words revealed the roots of his political career. While accompanying his family, he also wanted to solve more extraordinary disasters.
His identity as a special agent and an explorer shows that he is an expert. There is no need to emphasize the reality of his nearly eighth level. Everyone who understands understands the weight of this. Telling ordinary people who don't understand this will only make them look confused and emphasize its intensity.
Instead, it widened the distance between mortals and strong men.
This was a rhetoric that had been designed long ago, the result of expert planning, and what Xue En said from the bottom of his heart.
His acting skills are good, but they are incomparable to those of professional politicians and actors. Especially now that there are various extraordinary people who can read micro-expressions and read minds, it will be very bad if he tells lies.
The advice given by the staff department is to tell the truth directly and play with real people. This is extremely rare for politicians.
Panda Man can play like this because he is a really good person, and Lu Pingan has the power to make good people do good things.
"Meow? Why is it so troublesome?"
Maomao was a little puzzled. She had no interest in or knowledge about this matter at all, but when she watched the news in the past, she didn't see any mayors or congressmen jumping out.
Why do people like you still spend money on TV interviews and advertisements when it's their turn?
"The East Kingdom is indeed different from the Western countries. Politicians do not need much personal reputation. They only need the trust of your superiors and subordinates. But we are 'outsiders'. If we want to promote reforms next, we need personal identity and prestige.
People need to believe in us, this is the sign we must put up.”
Lu Ping'an originally thought that Maomao would get bored again after listening to half of it and run away to play with herself, but this time, she was rarely very serious.
It seems that she is also rare and a little concerned and even uneasy about the companions who have passed along the way.
"What will happen if you fail, meow?"
"Well, actually it's nothing, just let him come back to work." Lu Ping'an thought for a moment. The industries on his current planets are almost the same as "one country", so he just needs to adjust the scope of work.
In the worst case, if his reputation is completely ruined and he even has a criminal case and is wanted, he can just change his place and become a lord, which seems to be no big deal.
". Let's switch to another cat then. Who would hate a cat? It's a cute and meritorious cat who came out of the special service team."
When he heard that no one hates cats, cats kept nodding and wagging their tails, but the more they listened, the more they realized something was wrong.
"Meow! What a joke! Bad guy!"
Then, Lu Pingping threatened to tie Maomao up a tree, but Maomao retaliated and scratched his face on the spot.
Recently, when everyone else is busy, only Lu Ping An and Maomao are free. Lu Ping An is the "decision maker" and "strategic reserve force", while Maomao is the most idle every time he returns to his homeland.
point in time.
After all, it is better for the gray cat who controls the killing power and gray life of the group to take it easy when he is on Earth.
The veterans of the team will feel relieved when they see Maomao leisurely. This means that they are really not busy.
In a sense, Lu Ping'an taking the cat to play everywhere is also a signal, a reality that our team can have a good vacation.
Of course, it is also because playing with cats is probably the most relaxing time for Lu Pingping.
"Can you succeed in meowing?" He glanced at the panda on the TV again. The cat was still a little uneasy.
Not just for pandas, but also for other things. As Lu Ping'an said, she is also from the local special service team.
She is indeed heartless, but not that heartless.
Lu Pingan touched the erect cat ears and smiled.
"Yes, we are quite rich and capable of fighting. If it doesn't work, I will use military control. I will control it for three years and see the results. Hehe, when they call me a dictator, I will put a cat on them.
mayor."
Although it was a joke, Maomao could really hear the seriousness in it, even down to the last sentence! He could really let Cat become the mayor.
From the very beginning of his joking, he was fully prepared to enforce the plan and even be regarded as a dictator.
It's best if you can push smoothly. If you can't push well, I'll force you to play. As long as the higher-ups trust me, it doesn't matter if I don't trust them. After all, the Zhengshen Church has been rotten for so many years, and it's not inferior to my own.
Lu Ping'an has knowledge of two world lines. He knows how to forcibly reduce the crime rate, implement Skynet, registration of extraordinary persons, access to high-end weapons and other extraordinary things. What will civilian control bring? He is willing to sacrifice part of the public area.
privacy to gain security.
There is no mistake, every song is published and every content is read one by one!
It's best if you can convince me. If you can't convince me, I'll do it. You can see the results.
This is Lu Ping'an's realization, or in other words, his "love" for his hometown.
"Meow, what can I do?"
It is extremely rare for a cat to seriously take the initiative to ask for something.
"Don't worry yet. When it becomes necessary to play with them, I will give you a list."
"Meow!"
Maomao rubbed his cheeks, revealed a cat face, rubbed against someone on the road, and then continued to point at the panda on the TV and laugh.
Lu Ping'an also laughed. It was really interesting to see the panda's impatient expression when he was asked by the host.
"Is bamboo your daily staple food? What if there is no bamboo outside the territory? You actually have a bamboo field on the boat? You like bamboo so much, aren't pandas omnivores?"
"Pfft, your expensive suit has fallen apart?"
"Both of your daughters are red pandas? Can you show us the photos? They are so cute!!"
There seems to be something wrong with this script. The female host seems to have stopped talking about business at all and is just staring at the panda.
"Is this arranged?" Lu Ping'an made a phone call.
"The unscheduled inquiries are over. This is free play. It is probably what the audience wants to see."
Lu Ping'an was silent for a moment. It seemed that he still underestimated the Chinese people's enthusiasm for pandas.
"How about letting him debut as an Internet celebrity? First sell a batch of peripherals to test the waters?"