"Based on the principle of fairness and justice, we will conduct a fair competition that respects the rules and the lives of others."
The "athlete representative" on the stage swore impassionedly. Lu Ping'an was yawning below, but when the TV camera came over, he looked a little more serious. He honestly wore black colored pupils today and was still wearing his uniform.
Came over.
Although he was quite weird, his "normal" appearance shocked his friends.
However, his efforts seem to be of no use. After all, if you are surrounded by monsters and ghosts before and after you, wearing a human-like costume and going through the motions will make you appear more abrupt and abnormal.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, there are many strong players."
Lu Ping'an looked at the other "city teams" and found that there were not many normal humans.
He looked back and forth again. The armored warrior in front of him and the half-ghost man behind him were nothing unusual.
This is the opening scene of the "Sports Games" and one of the main meals of this year-end "feast".
Lu Ping'an came with a mission and the goal was actually a
"We can't lose face to the ancient city. Tsk, the largest 'face war' in history, we may even have to risk our lives."
Thinking that the journey would be safe, he became even less motivated. When the camera came over, he immediately straightened up, stood firm, and even managed a smile.
Last night, my mother called me and said that the old man heard that he was going to be on TV today, and he was so excited that he didn't sleep in the middle of the night. He even called his friends to watch the live broadcast today. This made Lu Ping'an work overtime in the middle of the night to find normal uniforms.
It's like he tricked himself.
The "normal uniform" of the special service team now was worn out by Xia Qin who helped him change it overnight. I'm afraid it will have to be changed back.
"An under-thirty exhibition match?"
Everyone knows that the sports meeting is just a pretense, and the real goal is to "show the sword" and show strength to intimidate the same kind.
The expo in the convention center next door is doing the same thing, with each district and city occupying its own exhibition hall.
Some are showing off their battle results, some are showing off their new-era technologies and products, and some are directly introducing the latest welfare taxation and talent introduction policies. It would be a pity that the scene has become a talent introduction event. Only small cities can do this.
The possibility to “break out of the competition”.
I heard that there was some "small friction" between the Changping City Exhibition Area and the Ancient City Exhibition Area yesterday. The two parties "exchanged each other's opinions" directly and physically and "kindly greeted each other's families and parents."
When Lu Ping'an heard about it, he thought it was a rumor. He didn't expect that this kind of competition between cities would turn out to be so tasteless in the end.
"Have you heard? The people from the ancient city sent people disguised as drunken gangsters to come to our exhibition area to throw ink. Whose gangster is a high-level professional?"
"Haha, a bunch of bastards, the Changping people said privately that our 'Feizhou Auto' is a three-no product. It can't leave the city without permission from other cities. They bought an auto repair shop in other areas that doesn't have technical warranty. Until now.
The backup energy source site has not been fixed yet, which is a big mistake.”
"Isn't this all true?"
"It's true that I can't say it! They've posted it online to attack the flagship products and iconic companies we brought here. How can we bear this?!"
The "communication" between the two parties was too direct, and after mingling in a physical sense, the expo was shut down for an afternoon.
Most of the time was not used for maintenance of the venue, but for quarrels and three chapters of agreement. In short, when we reopened today, the ink splashed was cleaned up, the online attack posts were gone, and there were high-level professionals squatting at the booths of both sides.
They stood there, staring at each other boredly but not daring to leave.
"Forget this competition, let's not mention it."
All kinds of "interesting stories" like "children fighting" are constantly happening. Changping originally had the advantage and overcame the others, but this time the central government commended the ancient city and other four cities for their "great achievements" and issued a document to establish an economic demonstration zone.
Well, although it feels a bit like provoking trouble, they in Gucheng are indeed very motivated now and want to get rid of the restrictions of Changping in all aspects.
In this case, how could he obey the other party's arrangements honestly?
You sell Gucheng jade cigarettes, and I sell Changping stone cigarettes next door? The brand is now posted and made.
You build and sell cars, and I will introduce cash transportation equipment from other states. In short, I cannot let you be too successful in this "show".
The conflict between the two parties naturally "escalated" in various senses. As the organizer, Changping took the lead in using some underhanded tactics.
You say that the displays in my counter are too dangerous to be displayed? Then the display stand cannot be left in vain, right? I will immediately hire two people, a clown and a Batman, to perform live wrestling to attract customers. What if Batman wears nothing but underwear and a hood?
In addition, the clown should not hug his opponent and kiss her violently, otherwise the police will not be called to seize him.
Well, if you don't let me exhibit properly, then everyone will be exhibited.
The most outrageous thing is that the police officer was beaten by his colleagues. The person who beat him had a higher police rank than him and was an ancient city police officer specially transferred to duty.
The two sides first exchanged insults, then quoted scriptures to show their understanding of the public security laws (vs.), and finally started a human wave hedging in the name of "reasonable competition between brotherly units". Well, there was a combat special agent hidden in the ancient city, so we won.
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Then the agent was dragged out by the other party's agent and asked to have a fight.
In short, the scene was chaotic on one side, and both sides showed cats and dogs fighting, and kindergarten children squabbling at each other, perfectly demonstrating what "peaceful competition between regions" is.
"We are the strongest." Even Lu Ping'an still had these naughty kids talking to each other.
"The capital of Changping Prefecture should naturally be Changping, otherwise people will laugh at me if I tell you."
"Isn't the person being laughed at a Changping person? What does it have to do with us people in the ancient city?"
"Actually, we can change the name to Guchengzhou, which sounds better."
The "young representatives" who are now standing next to each other are also "greeting" each other clearly.
Lu Ping'an, who pretends to be serious but is actually distracted, is considered clean.
"Hey, it's boring enough." Lu Ping'an sighed helplessly. When a cat and dog fight, a normal person would hide as far away as they want.
Although he is an upright Gucheng native from Miao Hong in all aspects, he really doesn't have much personal experience with the "contradiction" between Gucheng and Changping, the existence of "pollution" and the "blood-sucking" between various cities.
And "being sucked blood" has become a life and death competition.
The two sides have traced their origins for a long time, but due to various reasons, it is difficult to directly engage in them. However, I don't know how many private frictions there were. It was only in the past few years that Changping was strong and put pressure on all the cities in the state capital, so it was relatively peaceful.
This time, there is actually no difference from before.
High-level combat power is a sharp weapon for the country. It cannot be used casually to compete with each other, and no one can afford the losses in battle.
The two sides naturally carried out "restricted competition" and "agent competition", and "children" and "next generation" are both more suitable content of the competition.
Therefore, this sports meeting inexplicably added an "Individual Competition for Under Thirty Years Old". Because we couldn't find a suitable competition format, we simply created an "exhibition competition" format.
But everyone knows that this is how they compete with the "younger generation" and compete for chips in the future.
This is just one aspect of the competition, but it is most intuitive that both the winner and the loser will be on TV. Who can afford the humiliation of defeat.
Even the "temporary license examination" was involved, and it was given the meaning of "competition". There are already gambling games in the black market, and people are betting on which city's native place can get the most licenses.
But unfortunately, Lu Pingan was not only involved in this boring cat-dog war, but also a very important part of it.
"You just had a safe trip?"
"Oh, let's give it a try"
Lu Ping'an himself can't even remember how many people scratched his neck and threatened him with their fingers. He would slap the first few people back.
Now he was too lazy. He was holding a cardboard with a middle finger on it. When someone came to provoke him, he lazily raised the cardboard middle finger to fight back.
"Uh, it seems like I'm already very famous?"
After rejecting another invitation for an off-site brawl, Lu Pingan realized belatedly that he seemed to have become a thorn in the side of many competitors.