"Welcome all guests to visit our store. It is our honor to be invited to participate in this exhibition. In our store of Blue Cross Peace Development Company, you can see all kinds of interesting gadgets from foreign countries...
....”
Kunlun Fang Locke has been an expatriate employee of the Star Territory for more than thirty years, and he has his own way of playing trade in the Star Territory.
"...My personal recommendation is this 'Adaptation Bracelet'. It is an adapter that is very suitable for various environments. With it, you can walk independently even in the starry sky."
Now, he is in his own shop, smiling and introducing products to the local group of monkeys who have not entered the starry sky.
But his other line of thinking was venting his dissatisfaction wantonly in his mind.
"A bunch of country bumpkins, if you can't afford it, don't touch it! Go, go, waste my time. Don't touch my products with your weak forelimbs! Damn it, a bunch of monkeys actually want me to put on a smiling face, what kind of hell is this on earth?
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As a super creature that has evolved to have two brains with four to six thinking lines, he has time to think about other things besides dealing with customers in a two-faced way.
"Don't tell me, although it is quite primitive, the 'cooking method' here is a bit interesting. The food processing and seasoning techniques are quite good... What should I eat today."
"It's the fourth day, and I've only sold one order so far. I've been completely fooled this time. Sure enough, the newly opened civilization is not worth looking forward to. There are too many to see, but too few people can afford to pay."
He is quick to introduce his products to visitors, but the other three lines of thinking can be racially charged at the same time, thinking about what to eat today, and complaining about the inhumanity of his superiors.
Just looking at his appearance, he looks like a beautiful elf at just over one meter tall... But in fact, this is just its mimicry, a humanoid communication panel it makes based on the aesthetics of local creatures.
Normally, one of them can reach hundreds of meters. It is an evolved species that can survive alone in the universe... In many worlds, their whale-like and kun-like forms are directly regarded as gods by many worlds.
It's just that now, within his tribe, he is just an unlucky guy who was sent to a small shop in the countryside by his superiors.
He is even more worried that this trip will be in vain and he will not be able to complete this year's performance.
"...Ahaha, don't you like it? Welcome to come again next time."
He sent away these regretful customers with a smile, even though he knew rationally that their world had just begun to step onto the big stage of the star field, and they really could not produce any valuable "general equivalents". Now they were just saying hello to cultivate the market.
, but he couldn't control other lines of thinking at all...
"...Ah, you poor guy."
“The barbecue is delicious.”
"What the hell, what a rubbish place. Can you give me a report and let me go back?"
"Huh?"
Suddenly, all four lines of his thinking stopped.
His smart eyes are just a decoration in a sense, but the range of his real sensory organs actually exceeds that of ordinary psychic radar.
Within his range of perception, a "black area" suddenly appeared.
It doesn't matter if the radar scans a huge object, but if it scans the blind spot but cannot identify it, it often means...
"Is there an elder..."
"The Unobservable..."
"Truth creature? No, it should be a higher level..."
"I really want to eat ramen, but this mimic's stomach is too small. If it doesn't work, just try another one."
Excluding the last line of thought that was obviously unreliable, all his attention was directed outside, to an "ordinary" figure passing by.
Just looking at the appearance, the existence that seems to be a local creature looks like a cub.
His feet were dangling in the air, half lying on a floating saucer. His body did not move, only his floating metal arms were busy.
What attracted Fang Locke's attention the most were the two snakes under his ears and wrapped around his shoulders.
A black snake disappears and appears from time to time, as if it exists but also looks like a shadow. This is not a simple optical invisibility, but "existence or absence" on a conceptual level.
Just this tame beast is enough to prove that the seemingly native creature in front of him is extraordinary, and the white snake on his right arm...
"Fuck! Seal of the Abyss King, Lord of the Abyss!"
Just one glance made Fang Luoke's scalp numb.
In his sensory organs for observing souls, he immediately realized that this was a moving natural disaster, capable of destroying the abyss lords of small and medium-sized worlds.
But now, the "white snake" is lying softly on the shoulder of that mortal, and seems to be saying something from time to time... This seemingly rational and obedient abyss lord directly challenges Fang Locke's common sense.
"he?"
It seemed that the boy-like being was attracted by Fang Locke's observation and turned around.
Just a glance, just the seemingly blank and soulless twins...
"......What is this stuff!"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die! I can't observe anymore."
"He is shaking the foundation of material existence! Is it a dimension-destroying weapon? How could such a thing appear in such a rural place?!"
"Barbecue! Noodles! It's so hard to choose! Why don't you change your stomach and eat them all?"
The four lines of thought immediately exploded (except for the last one), and Fang Locke no longer dared to look directly at the monster that mimicked a mortal... As a star race, he felt as if he had accidentally stepped on a nuclear bomb.
Those seemingly godless blind eyes are calm and seem to be empty, but if you really come into contact with them, they are like a "hole" leading to another world.
Through Fang Locke's sensory tracking, you can feel that it is beating, vibrating, and distorting the foundation of the entire world!
This seems to be a "weapon of universe destruction". Do local creatures actually display this thing openly?
The monster that imitates the cubs of local creatures seems to be able to destroy its own body in the blink of an eye, even if the current self is just a mimic...
"...Can you introduce your products? Elf?"
Fang Luoke suddenly took a step back, and before he knew it, this monster disguised as a local was already in front of him.
"what did he say?"
"Product? Of course, of course! I'll introduce it to you right now!"
"Go this way, go this way!"
“I’m having barbecue today, which black soda should I pair with it?”
The next moment, Fang Locke quickly covered his mouth. He accidentally heard four voices popping out of his mouth at the same time.
Most of these "star-field destruction monsters" have bad tempers. This disrespectful behavior is enough to bring him to the dinner table and directly make him tremble with fear.
But the other person seemed to be smiling with interest.
"...This is quite fun for you. It's good to talk about cross talk."
"Of course! I'm very good at it."
"This is humiliating...but you are the boss and you are right. I will study cross talk starting today."
"Shut up!" The last thought line was directly roared by other thought lines.
At this moment, it was probably too funny, and the monster opposite laughed.
"....It's quite interesting. Can you introduce the product to me? I don't have any money, but maybe I will in a while. Let's take a look first..."
"What do you mean, you actually want to pay? Are you looking down on me..."
Twenty minutes later, Lu Pingan stood on the street holding the "gift", a little confused.
And there were several bags of gifts placed in his courtyard... Well, these foreign businessmen were too "enthusiastic". As long as he mentioned that he had no money, they would all come up with a bunch of gifts. It's hard for him to refuse.
"This thing seems to be quite expensive... Is this why they can become bigger and stronger? I love it."
Lu Pingan nodded with satisfaction and headed to the next house.