Give me some, give me some, there is no shame in it.
No, it's really embarrassing.
When he spread out the newspaper, Lu Ping'an glanced at it and almost straightened up. His mind was filled with replays of classic quotations.
Above this are the naked bodies of several men.
Yes, the male human looked so familiar that he made Lu Pingping look stupid.
These three people were in a cage, surrounded by reporters taking pictures. Some were wearing underwear, some were wearing nothing at all, some had serious expressions, some were silent, and one was covering his face and crying.
"...'Shocked! There are primitive ape creatures infiltrating among us', what the hell is this title!"
Obviously, these were three unlucky guys who were exposed, and judging from the police officers behind them, they probably had not been captured by professionals.
"...This creature actually has no feathers or hair. It is shockingly ugly, but it doesn't seem to be aggressive..."
"The hairless monkeys tried to steal a store in Jewelry Street, but were caught on the spot by two police officers who arrived..."
"...We found the third one by following the vine, but we cannot rule out that there may be a fourth or fifth one hidden between us..."
Looking at the content of the article, Lu Pingan's expression became more and more subtle... This description was like a third-rate tabloid in a horror movie, but even though it repeatedly claimed that this "unknown parasitic creature" was terrifying, it was just this
The photo just gives people a full sense of humor.
"Huh? Hairless monkeys again? They are really annoying..."
A voice attracted Lu Pingan's attention. It turned out to be a local clerk.
Looking at the other person holding a newspaper in one hand and a lunch box in the other, he must be taking a lunch break.
"Apparently, this is not the first time..."
This probably wasn't the first thing at all. Lu Ping'an thought about it, found a reason to strike up a conversation, and made it clear after a few questions.
It turns out that the "hairless monkey" has been discovered not once or twice, but has been in the news several times in the past month.
"They seem to be intelligent creatures that use props to transform. They happened occasionally in the past, but they have broken out several times recently..."
"They were so poor that they actually robbed them. The sheriff came three minutes later..."
Hearing this, Lu Pingping felt more and more subtle.
This is a big city...that means prices are quite high and the cost of living is indeed quite high.
If outsiders can't adapt to the environment and their money has been spent, they must find a way...but the security forces in this world are particularly powerful.
"It's like a group of supermen who are used to doing whatever they want, and are forced into a situation where they have to abide by the law, cannot use their abilities, and can only work honestly to make money... Well, they don't seem to have the ability to work."
A higher level of social development also means that "education" has become a basic condition for employment. It is normal for a group of semi-literate people to have no choice but to try their own methods... As spies, they were actually caught as thieves and became
"Animal viewing" has made headlines, and it's really hard to watch.
Of course, these should be in the minority. Many outstanding professionals have integrated into the surrounding environment, but occasionally the stupid things done by a few such idiots are really embarrassing.
"...want rescue?"
At this time, Lu Ping'an was a little hesitant. No matter what, they were all colleagues. Seeing them being executed as spies here was a bit...
"...Kill? Not really. As long as they don't kill anyone, they should just be expelled from the country like the hairless monkeys before. After all, they have no legal status, and there seems to be their ship outside.
"
Well, we should not treat him as a criminal at all, but as an illegal refugee.
"...these idiots."
Looking at the naked men with helpless and sad faces in the photos, Lu Pingping had nothing to say.
But this also reminded Lu Ping'an and his party once again not to be exposed, otherwise the consequences may be similar to those of these unlucky guys. The photo really made the headlines...
"Hey, isn't this 'Sui Ye' Li Da? He's quite famous..."
That career life is probably almost over.
Although he was thinking this, Lu Ping'an went to the newsstand honestly, intending to collect more jokes and excuses... ahem, news about his compatriots.
After all, there might be some unlucky guy who can take advantage of the situation... and needs rescue.
Needless to say, during this search, Lu Ping An actually found a lot of people. In the past two months, twenty or thirty people were "arrested".
But after the initial hot news, it only appeared in third-rate tabloids. This is because the "disguise ring" is indeed somewhat magical.
No one was executed and most of them were deported.
But it seems to have verified the reality that the "Feather Clan"'s family background is strong enough, and they have no hostility towards these outsiders... This is probably the result of living a stable life for too long.
Lu Ping An noticed that the other aspect of the low crime rate is that the punishments for minor offenders are quite light, and they are basically community labor or something.
"Here, it's so comfortable that it's disgusting..."
The "beasts" in the jungle are becoming more and more unaccustomed to such a life, and are becoming more and more anxious in their daily lives... Most of the people in the Ping An Lu team do not have such a "peaceful" life.
You don’t need to think about fighting and progress every day, but about how to make money and work. You don’t need to be prepared for various accidents when you go out, and you don’t even need to identify lies and fraud.
"I think it's pretty good."
On the contrary, Lu Ping'an is the calmest and the most accepting of the status quo, perhaps because in his mind, this is what a normal society should look like.
Of course, there is no shortage of work to be done.
In a sense, the current situation of Lu Ping'an and his party is like the "last Qing Dynasty" arriving in "America", and there is an obvious generation difference... However, if we can really "import" some, it will be beneficial to the weak
Fang is also a huge gain.
"Make more money."
Lu Ping'an has found the "exotic animal" he has been looking for. The "Six-armed Ape King" pointed to by the "Bad Ape Boxing Technique" is enjoying exhibition treatment at the local zoo... By the way, those three are next door.
Unlucky man, there are more tourists coming to see it every day than there are to see the Old Monkey King.
Since they damaged public property while escaping and slightly injured a police officer, they must first work hard to earn back their living expenses...
"...In this way? Jue."
While talking and laughing, "Tourist" Lu Ping'an happily took out his modified camera to earn some business for these seniors.
He came here for a tour, and also stopped by to check on the situation... When he got closer, he found that their situation was not bad, so he just took it for fun.
"2600 lag? Uh, such an expensive monkey..."
Don't get me wrong, Lu Pingan has no intention of buying these three "hairless monkeys", and they are not worth the price.
If Lu Ping'an hadn't been worried about being implicated by them, he could have redeemed them in just a few dozen bucks.
What he wants to buy is the old monkey king from the local zoo, which may be used as a "guidance target" to be raised in the garden.
But obviously, this high-end monster is still quite expensive.
"...just take your time first."
After hesitating for a moment and considering the tragic experiences of his predecessors, Lu Pingan felt that it was better to give the local police officers some face, at least until he found out why they were so efficient.
The puppet's combat effectiveness is indeed very strong, but its ability to trace and solve the problem is probably the bigger problem.
At the same time, compatriots who are still lurking will become more cautious in lurking now that they have learned from the past.
This world is too evil, so it's safer to just be honest and not cross the line.
"...Go and talk to them, maybe you can gain something."
After thinking about it, Lu Ping An sent Mr. A, the black glove with a bitter look on his face... Facts have once again proved that some agreements cannot be signed casually.
The unlucky guy who was sent out had a look of helplessness and despair on his face, and he spent a long time gesticulating with the three unlucky guys through the iron pole.
Lu Ping'an thought that Mr. A might be exposed, but he didn't expect that no one would care at all... In fact, who would care about the little kid gesticulating with Monkey Mountain Monkey.
Not to mention, this gesture also produced something.
These three people were almost lucky and were caught on the spot while preparing "action funds".
But they are really not freeloaders. In order to get out of the "Monkey Mountain", they directly took out the most precious information in their hands...
".....Information about those traitors? Have they been discovered?"