Chapter 158 The highest realm of touching porcelain
The Dou Shenzhen Buddha came in forcefully, pretended to be domineering, waved his hand and left quietly, leaving behind a legend in the Jincheng Patrol Bureau.
After asking Captain Qu, Lu Fei and Yao Meier also planned to go back. Secretary Li and Captain Qu personally sent Lu Fei out.
But when people came outside, they were all dumbfounded. Victory Buddha had not left yet.
To be sure, it wasn't that she didn't want to leave, but that there was someone lying under Dou Zhanfo's car, and the car couldn't start at all.
This man was as skinny as a stick, extremely dirty, with an unkempt beard and long hair that hadn’t been washed for an unknown amount of time. His hair and beard were all tattered, and he looked even more attractive than a stray dog that spends its days digging into garbage heaps.
The man was lying under the car with his legs crossed, humming a tune of his own in a playful manner.
"Guo Laoliu, fifty-nine."
"No money, just wine."
"If you don't give it, I won't leave."
"If you hit me, I will yell."
Conflict?
Don't talk about others, even Lu Fei was dumbfounded and cursed "F*ck!"
Damn it!
This guy is so talented.
He is the first person in the world who dares to come to the patrol headquarters to have sex.
This performance alone is enough for him to brag about his awesomeness for a lifetime!
This guy put his hands around the tie rod under the car and went straight into the deadlock. Even if he was victorious, there was nothing he could do.
When Captain Qu saw this scene, he almost cried. He thought to himself that this was too damning. Isn't this just giving me eye drops?
Here are Secretary Li and the unfathomable Mr. Lu, and over there is the super leader Qinglong who is in charge. He can't explain it even if he jumps into the Yellow River.
Sure enough, when he saw Captain Qu, he became furious instantly.
"You, come here."
"yes!"
Captain Qu trotted up to the Fighting Buddha and stood at attention to salute.
Victory Buddha pointed at the people under the car and shouted. "What's happening here?"
"You dare to have sex at the patrol headquarters in broad daylight. It's simply lawless."
"Is this how you manage your security?"
"Report!"
"speak!"
"Reporting to the chief, this person's name is Guo Chunsheng, nicknamed Guo Laoliu."
"Ten years ago, Guo Laoliu's wife ran away with him. Guo Laoliu was so stimulated that he went crazy."
"But his mental illness is not frequent, it's intermittent."
"We arrested him no less than twenty times, sent him to a mental hospital more than a dozen times, and even I can't remember the number of times he was sent to a nursing home."
"But he ran out every time. But don't worry, Guo Laoliu won't hurt anyone. He only wants to drink. Last time, he went to Jincheng's top leader, Comrade Zhao Pengfei, and tried to steal two bottles of Wuliangye before he gave up. We also
There’s nothing you can do against him!”
"Chief, please wait a moment. I will go out to buy wine. He will come out as soon as I have the wine."
"Fuck me."
The Buddha would go crazy even if he won the battle, but he really didn't have any moves, so he couldn't take out his gun and give Guo Laoliu a shot.
At this moment, Lu Fei came over carrying a few bottles of wine from his trunk and motioned for Dou Zhanfo and Captain Qu to shut up.
Lu Fei opened a bottle of wine and poured two drops on the ground. There was an immediate reaction under the car.
“Feitian Moutai in 1980?”
"Give me, give me, give me and I'll go out." Guo Laoliu shouted.
When everyone looked at the bottle in Lu Fei's hand, it turned out to be 80-year-old Moutai.
Unexpectedly, a crazy person could guess the type of wine and the specific year by smelling it. Everyone was really dumbfounded.
Lu Fei smiled and said.
"If you answer the wrong question, I won't be able to give it to you."
"Fart, it can't be wrong!"
"Boy, no matter who you are, please stop fooling me. When I was drinking, you were still grinding your penis when you crossed the threshold!"
"Pfft hahaha"
At this time, even the victorious Buddha couldn't hold back his laughter.
Lu Fei continued.
"I have five kinds of wine here. If you guess it correctly, I'll give it to you. If you can't guess it, how about you get out?"
"No problem, if you dare to challenge me, I will curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole."
"Hold!"
"Hahaha"
After laughing, Lu Fei opened another bottle and poured out two drops. In less than a second, the answer was found under the car.
"In Jiannanchun in 1985, the manufacturer exclusively supplied half-pound packages."
"Boy, you can even drink this wine, you're awesome!"
"Hey, I guess you were right, come on."
"Fuck, Xinghua Village in 1970, I want it, I want it."
"In 1985, Gujing tribute, give it to me, give it to me."
"How dare you, uncle, fool me with cold water? Get out of here."
Four types of wine from different origins and vintages plus a bottle of mineral water, Guo Laoliu guessed it accurately, even Lu Fei was quite shocked.
Lu Fei squatted on the ground and said.
"You are awesome if you answer correctly, but if you want a drink, you have to promise me something."
"You say it, you say it." Guo Laoliu licked his lips and couldn't wait.
"Four bottles of wine are here. If you want to drink, I'll take the wine bottle around your neck." Lu Fei said.
Guo Laoliu hesitated and said.
"No, no, I'll give you the wine flask. How can I put the wine in it?"
"Idiot, the wine flask can only hold three liang, wouldn't it be more fun to blow on the bottle?" Lu Fei said.
"Huh?"
" That makes sense!”
"Okay, I'll switch with you."
Guo Laoliu touched the ground with his dirty feet and said.
"For the sake of fairness, you put the wine here, and I put the wine bottle here. I call one, two, three, and we both get it together."
"Okay, I'll do as you say."
The position Guo Lao was pointing at at six o'clock was under the left front wheel. Lu Fei put down the wine and stretched out a dirty black hand covered with oil from under the car.
The wine bottle was put down.
As soon as Guo Laoliu gave the order, the two of them acted like lightning to get what they needed.
Picking up the wine bottle, Lu Fei's heart was filled with excitement and he carefully put it into his bag.
The sounds of "gudong, gurgling" came one after another from under the car, and with an intoxicated groan, Guo Laoliu finally got out from under the car.
Guo Laoliu came out and ignored Captain Qu's murderous eyes and distorted facial features. He smiled at Lu Fei and said.
"Boy, there's a lot of good wine."
"Tell me where you live, and I'll get you some good stuff in exchange for drinks some other time."
Lu Fei laughed loudly.
"If you want to drink, wait for me at Wangjiang Pavilion on Qingcheng Mountain in the afternoon two days later."
"Is this true?" Guo Laoliu asked overjoyed.
"I lied to you to give birth to a son without an asshole." Lu Fei replied with a smile.
"Hahaha, you are so angry with me, please say goodbye. See you in two days."
After speaking, Guo Laoliu shook his head, hummed a tune, and left without looking back. How could he look like he was insane?
When Guo Laoliu walked away, Lu Fei winked at Gao Yuan, who quietly left.
After defeating Fula, Lu Fei laughed and said.
"Brother Fei, you are so powerful, even the insane listen to you."
"Hey, it's not me that's great, it's my wine that's great."