The immoral dog Qiqi took a mid-Qing Dynasty Feng Shui Bagua mirror into his mouth to please Chen Xiang, which attracted several stall owners to block him.
The stall owners kept calling Qiqi a nail shop, and Lu Fei was very curious, so he bought a Bagua mirror and asked the stall owner.
"Brother, why do you call it a nail house?"
The stall owner glared at Qiqi and said.
"This dog has been coming to Xiaonanmen for more than a month, and it refuses to leave no matter how hard it is driven away. What is it if it isn't a nail in the door?"
Lu Fei handed the stall owner a cigarette and asked with a smile.
"It's a stray dog. Isn't it normal to wander around here?"
"Alas"
"You know what!"
"It would be fine if it were other stray dogs, but this dog is so wicked!"
"puff"
Lu Fei looked at Chen Xiang and laughed directly.
That means, you see, I’m not the only one who says it’s immoral.
"Brother, can you tell me why this dog is so immoral?" Lu Fei asked with a smile.
"Fuck, I get angry when I see this dog."
"Our market has more than 600 stalls, and there are thousands of people doing business in total."
"Now, in order to avoid being beaten, we don't even dare to eat any meat or vegetables."
"The worst thing was Fatty Liu, who sold braised pork lunch boxes. He went bankrupt because of a bad business."
"Why is this?" Lu Fei asked.
"snort!"
The stall owner snorted coldly and said angrily.
"This dog is almost going to become a sperm. Its nose is even more sensitive than that of a Roaring Dog."
"When we have dinner at noon, whichever house has the best food will be the surest one to find."
"At first, we saw it and gave it a few mouthfuls of food, but this wicked dog has a huge appetite and cannot eat even if it is full."
"Unless you give it all the meat in your lunch box, it will definitely harm you."< br>
"Either it poops or urinates on the stall, or it's causing harm to the thing. If you hit it, it will be destroyed. This wicked dog still holds a grudge. He will definitely come back with even greater revenge tomorrow."
"Half a month ago, Da Qiangzi from the East District bought a box of braised pork rice and instead of giving it to the nail shop, he kicked it."
"It turned out that this dog pooped in someone's bowl while Da Qiangzi was going to the toilet, and even closed the lid of the bowl."
"Two old men came here in the afternoon and wanted to buy buckle bowls, but they ended up messing with shit. For this reason, Da Qiangzi paid five hundred yuan for not selling the buckle bowls. It was a good thing that he didn't get beaten."
"puff"
Lu Fei burst out laughing, glanced at Qiqi who looked innocent, and then asked.
"Then why did the braised pork seller go bankrupt?"
"Does that need to be said?"
"In order to prevent the bad guys from getting noticed, we have all become fucking monks. We are vegetarians every day and no one dares to eat meat. Who does Fatty Liu sell his braised pork rice to?"
"Keke" Chen Xiang couldn't hold back her sweet smile.
"Brother, why don't you complain to the administrator?"
"Wouldn't it be enough to let the administrator watch it and prevent it from coming in?" Lu Fei asked.
"administrator?"
"Last time, the administrator Zhao Damin kicked the nail shop twice and drove it out of the market."
"As a result, when Zhao Damin was working the night shift at night, he peed several times on the steps of the duty room and froze it into ice."
"Zhao Damin slipped when he was out on inspection and broke his tail vertebrae. Now he is still injured while off work."
"From now on, no one dares to mess with this dog. Doesn't this become a deadlock?"
"Hahaha"
Lu Fei and Chen Xiang laughed and leaned back and forth.
Okay, the stall owner rolled his eyes at Lu Fei and said.
"Brother, don't laugh. You will have nothing to worry about after you adopt a nail-biter."
"Hahaha. Thank you, brother. I don't have anything else but a lot of meat. I can afford it."
The stall owner said with a serious face.
"That's good. Thank you brother for eliminating harm to the people. If you come to my stall to buy things from now on, I will give you a 20% discount."
The stall owners left, and Qiqi emerged from the wheelchair and stood beside Chen Xiang, never leaving.
Chen Xiang smiled and said.
"Qiqi, don't be so naughty again, you know?"
Lu Fei picked up the Bagua mirror, looked at it, handed it to Chen Xiang and said.
"Good people are rewarded, and this is the reward your precious dog gives you."
Taking the Bagua Mirror, Chen Xiang looked at it and said.
"This thing is so similar to the Bagua side of the amulet you made for me!"
Lu Fei smiled and said.
"It's almost the same. You're just trying to defend yourself."
"This Bagua mirror is used to protect the house from evil spirits. It is also a Bagua bronze mirror from the mid-Qing Dynasty and is worth hundreds of thousands."
"Qiqi actually knows antiques?"
"How is this possible?" Chen Xiang said in disbelief.
Lu Fei glanced at Qiqi and said.
"It doesn't recognize antiques, but its nose is particularly sensitive."
"Just now when you picked up the leaky Tiebao paperweight, Qiqi licked the Jade Rabbit twice."
"I guess it must have thought that you liked things with this smell, so it stole one to please you."
"No, why does it sound weird?" Chen Xiang asked.
"No, it's not mysterious at all."
"Every old object will have a special rustic smell on its coating." "During the Republic of China, Wu Xiazi from Sanyangzhai in Liulichang relied on the smell of objects to tell the age. He worked in Sanyangzhai for decades and never made a mistake."
"Anyone can reach the level of Wu Xiazi, let alone a dog with a natural sense of smell."
"And your dog is no ordinary dog. It can smell who has the best food in such a big antique market. Think about how terrifying its sense of smell must be."
"I still find it a bit incredible. Blind Wu can accurately judge the age of antiques by relying on his sense of smell and experience, but Qiqi is a dog after all!"
"How could it be so powerful?" Chen Xiang asked in confusion.
Lu Fei chuckled.
"Whether what I said is right or not, we will find out if we test it?"
"How to test?"
"Hey, let Qiqi commit another crime."
Lu Fei took the Bagua mirror and shook it in front of Qiqi and said.
"Qiqi, just follow the smell here and bring me a few more things with the same smell."
"If you do a good job, you will be rewarded tonight."
The embarrassing thing is that Lu Fei seduces Qiqi with enthusiasm, but people don't like him at all and don't even bother to look at Lu Fei.
"Hold!"
"You're still trying to be cool with me, aren't you?"
Chen Xiang smiled, took the Bagua card and said.
"let me try."
"Qiqi, with the smell like this, can you bring me one more thing? I'll give you extra food tonight!"
As soon as Chen Xiang finished speaking, Qiqi swung his fat body and ran out to the east area. Chen Xiang pushed Lu Fei and followed closely behind.
Lu Fei and Lu Fei had just walked out not far when, chased by several stall owners, Qiqi ran back in a hurry, swinging her fat butt.
When he arrived in front of Chen Xiang, he waggled his tail and raised his head, and in Qiqi's mouth, there was a silver longevity lock made of fortune and wealth from the middle and late Qing Dynasty.