After the stone fire beads turned into big flowers, Cai Gen hid on the bench in the corner and fell asleep with the strength of wine.
Maybe it's because of the subconscious, maybe because Tong Aiguo's speculation is really full of temptation. That feeling of being able to respond to a hundred responses is more or less every man's childhood dream. But when he grows up and is devastated by reality, he doesn't dare to go there.
Just thought about it.
Although I dare not think about it, that thought is always there, always waiting for the right soil, the right humidity, and the right time. If there is even the slightest chance, it will grow wildly, fill your heart, and leave your heart without any cracks.
, can’t pretend to have any worries.
In his sleep, Cai Gen's thoughts sprouted and freedom spread.
At some point, Cai Gen was walking on an empty street, with Xiao Sun and the others following closely behind him. Behind them, there were densely packed gods from all walks of life.
They have uniform attire, standard equipment, and four big characters printed on their chests, "Sharing Children."
Cai Gen took the lead, his mentality completely erratic, and he was so full of pride that he sweated nervously in his sleep.
Suddenly, an old man scavenging appeared at the end of the street. When he saw the neat crowd walking across the street, he was very alarmed and turned around to run away.
Cai Gen pointed at the old man casually and shouted to the gods behind him.
"Who's going? Take him down."
Just as Zhen Shuiyin was about to escape, she was disturbed by the energy of various gods, and was a step late.
In a flash of light among the crowd, a half-year-old child rushed to the front on Hot Wheels.
He arrived in front of the old man scavenging at lightning speed, stopped suddenly, got off the Hot Wheels, took out a fan with the children's name on it, and started to show off his business in a sweet voice, with some unskilled words.
“Auntie, would you like a share of child care service?
Two hundred yuan a month, yes, only two hundred yuan.
Four door-to-door care and 24-hour emergency response. If you need anything, I will be there at any time, as fast as a hot wheel.
It won't sound right after you die.
A hundred years later, you will still be wrong and inaccurate.
Anyway, when your soul leaves the body and prepares to go to the next stop, we also have a gift package of kindness, so you don’t have to wait in line for reincarnation, and you bring blessings.”
The old scavenger was a little scared, as if he didn't understand what the other party said, but when he heard the request for money, he trembled and shouted something.
"I don't have that much money."
“It doesn’t matter if you don’t have enough money, installments are fine.
You can choose from twelve, thirty-six, or seventy-two periods, and interest is calculated on a daily basis for early repayment, with no handling fees.
In fact, there is not enough time in this life, so if you haven’t finished paying it off, you can just postpone it to the next life.
We can all accept that we will always be by your side, and we will always be by your side."
Cai Gen stood in the distance and began to nod happily. The pre-job training was really in place and the service was very considerate. Especially the product design and payment method were really user-friendly.
The old man scavenging began to look through his bag, maybe because he had been persuaded, and wanted to take out the money, but after rummaging for a long time, he didn't find a penny. He only took out a series of bean bags and held them in his hand.
"I really have no money, can I change my career with bean bags?"
Cai Gen was horrified when he saw the bean buns stained with blood being crushed one after another. He turned around and ran away, constantly uttering reminders.
"No bean bag, don't ask for bean bag, run away, he is a bad guy."
All the gods were very obedient. As soon as Cai Gen issued a warning, the birds and beasts dispersed, and they ran much faster than Cai Gen.
Cai Gen looked at the people walking away and the Hot Wheels with first-class fire flashing past him. He felt extremely uncomfortable. With so many big shots, should he be left behind?
While running, I looked back and saw that the old scavenger had changed his appearance and turned into an old man selling bean bags. He was dragging a lame leg and was running very fast. He followed closely behind him, holding up bean bags and shouting.
"Why don't you buy my bean bag? Why can't you exchange it for the bean bag?"
Just before his eyes, Cai Gen was about to be confused by the bean bag, but the ringing of the phone saved him.
Opening his eyes, Cai Gen had a splitting headache. The familiar discomfort was just like every hungover morning. Regret and self-blame were old friends that would never leave him.
In the past, Cai Gen hated these old friends, but now he was full of small blessings. Having these feelings meant that he was no longer in a dream, and he had gotten rid of that annoying bean bag.
After calming down for a moment, Cai Gen picked up the phone and felt Yuanyuan's violent aura.
"What time is it, what time is it?
Why don't you come over?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What on earth are you doing?"
What time is it? Cai Gen sat up and looked at the quartz clock. It was already past eleven o'clock.
Look, I slept all morning like this!
Hangovers are really harmful, but does it matter when?
"It's past eleven o'clock, what's wrong?"
Yuanyuan's anger was about to burst out of the phone receiver.
"What's wrong?
Did you drink too much again?
What day does it fall today?
Have you forgotten what day today is?"
What day is it?
Yesterday was the first day of the Lunar New Year, so today is the second day of the Lunar New Year.
Do you have any plans for the second grade of junior high school?
Oh my god, when I returned to my parents' home on the second day of the lunar new year, Cai Gen stood up with a start, still a little dizzy. His expression straightened up, he regained his composure, and performed his special interrupting skills, becoming extremely calm.
"Not too much, no, not drunk.
If you don't call, I'll have to go out.
You just happened to call. Would you like to buy the stuff or should I?
Should I buy cigarettes or alcohol? What’s the standard?
I would say a whole box of good soybean oil, it’s affordable and practical, and it’s low-key to run a household.”
Yuanyuan saw through Cai Gen's little trick in an instant, but she didn't reveal it.
"You can figure it out yourself, I'll take the kids first.
My mother said dinner will be served at twelve o'clock, so don't make us wait for you."
In order to express his dissatisfaction, Cai Gen hung up the phone without giving Cai Gen a chance to continue talking nonsense.
Cai Gen breathed a sigh of relief, sat down, and looked around.
The store has wiped away all traces of last night's drinking party and everything is back to normal.
Not everything was back to normal, Tong Aiguo's loud snoring could be heard from the camp bed behind the bar.
Cai Gen's eyes turned blue when he looked at the breakfast that the waiter left for him on the table, a bowl of porridge, fried steamed buns, and two poached eggs.
For Cai Gen, the biggest damage caused by foreign wine is not to the nervous system, but to the digestive system.
It's like there are a lot of ants in the stomach, and they are still the kind of hard-working ants that chew Cai Gen to death. Food is a reward for the ants.
Before taking action, Cai Gen discovered that next to the rice porridge, there was a large glass of Coke, which was obviously more tempting than food.
A night of snoring made my mouth dry and I urgently needed a glass of fat water to relieve myself. To feel refreshed, I picked up the cup and drank it all in one gulp.
When his tongue sounded the alarm, Cai Gen didn't react. When he realized what was going on, he had already swallowed it.
A glass of pure foreign wine, at least half a kilo of wine, immediately stimulated Cai Gen's hangover nerves, and he walked further and further down the road of confusion.
